Sal: (Looks out to readers if any) I got reviews?

Eris: DUH…

Vivi: Be nice…yes, Sal, you have reviews.

Sal: (Near tears) I-I-I GOT REVIEWS?!

Eris: (Slaps her) YES! GET ON WITH THE FIC DAMMIT!

Sal: (Straightens up) Thank you. I needed that. Ok. Fine. The fic…

Vivi: YAY!

Sal: By the way…In Ch 5, I think, I mentioned the 31st YU-Gi-Oh! Manga…Yami Malik goes psycho…I just caught that…ya…its really scary. And, no, Malia isn't gay, she's drunk…was drunk…and I haven't decided who likes the Maliks…(Calls) Oh Sierra!

Vivi: Yah, and it just occurred to us, that we're sorry this isn't clear…

Sal: Us?

Vivi: Me…about…Sal…

Sal: Sorry that this isn't every clear, it is my first fic…

Vivi: We still need to know about the YGO/ GW crossover!!! Yah…

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Ryou: Yami, can I open the door? I would like to get one of my books…

Bakura: No.

Ryou: (Whining) But yaaaaaaammmmmmiiiiiiiiiii…

Bakura: Be brief, and don't tell anyone.

Ryou: (Walks in and looks at his yami hanging upside down from the fan wearing Malia's Pink preppie dress. Ryou cracks up.)

Bakura: Shuddap! Shut up, shut up, shut up…of else I'll banish YOU to the Shadow Realm!

Ryou: I'd like to see you try dressed like that! Everyone thinks you're an insane mental sissy anyway…

Bakura: You get back here you stupid mortal!

Ryou: (Laughs) Try and stop me girlie! (Laughs, and leaves)

Downstairs everybody is more or less sane, except for Yami Malik

Y Malik: Kill, kill, kill, kill…

Okay then and Ryou walks in laughing, Seto is watching the Gothic Tower/Tango scene in Moulin Rouge…

Sal: You're starting to mildly creep me out.

Olena: What happened? Are you feeling okay?

Ryou: (Laugh) Don't go upstairs…

Sal: Okay! When Ryou says don't go, that means go right ahead! Or You're all welcome!

Ryou: My yami will kill you!

Sal: …And I have a knife. Who's with me?!

Sierra: Yay!

Sal: Olena, get the camera!

Ryou: Wait! I can't let you do this!…Wait…why are you bringing a camera?

Sal: To take pictures of yamis in dresses! Ahahahaha!

Ryou: You, set the trap?!

Sal: (Evil voice) You bet I did.

All: …

Sal: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

All: …

Sierra & Olena: (slowly back away)

Sal: Fine! Ill go…(Walks upstairs, opens the door, and sees Bakura suspended upside down from the fan in Malia's dress. Breaks out laughing.)

Bakura: Get me down from here!

Sal: Yes, I figure I should since that was my trap…

Bakura: You WHAT?!

Sal: (Takes a picture then pushes button on some remote, and Bakura is flinged out of the window) Hee hee.

Bakura: Curse youuuuuuuuuuuu!

Sal: (Walks downstairs, and sits down next to Seto, holds up the camera, and grins.)

Seto: You evil little girl.

Sal: Shut up, you might be next.

Bakura: (Walks in, and growls at Sal, then stomps off to burn Malia's dress)

Malik: I can imagine you in THAT, Bakura!

Bakura: Shut up! Just shut up…or else I'LL BANISH ALL OF YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!

Olena: Can't you think of any better threat? All you say is 'I'll banish you to the Shadow Realm' it's getting old.

Bakura: Grrr…Hold it right there! Let's get one thing straight…

David: Kaiba, does you backpack have wheels?

Seto:…

Olena: Quit the randomness! Bakura, as you were saying…

Sal: Yeah, you said, "Let's get on thing straight…", you look gay to me.

Bakura: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! ( Attempts to attack Sal)

Sal: Ha Ha! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME YOU ALBINO LONG-HAIRED SISSY BOY!!!

Bakura: WHAAAAAAT?! {Sal: And Leina is still in the corner, eating dohnuts.} GET BACK OVER HERE!

Sal: NOT IN THIS LIFETIME, YOU SMELLY PIECE OF EGYPTIAN COW DUNG! (The chase is on…and the power goes out.)

Yami: There were cows in ancient Egypt? When did that happen?

Sal: It didn't he's more Camel dung.

Ryou: (Scared) Please tell me my yami tripped over a power cord, and this can all be fixed soon.

Bakura: (Skids to a halt, and points to Ryou) Yes! Quake, quake with fear you inferior human beings!

Yugi: Please don't tell me the power went out because of some freak of nature accident…

Sierra: Alright. I won't tell you.

Sal: Erm…Tell you what, the Millenium Items glow right? Yamis its time to shine!

Y Malik: I don't wanna.

Yami: Just do it.

Y Malik: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU BAKA PHARAOH! JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE HOTTEST DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BOSS US AROUND! Besides, I'm the hottest.

Bakura: I thought we already clarified that I'm THE hottest.

Yami: You wish, all the chicks dig me, right Olena?

Olena: (Kicks him in the balls) Humph!

Yami: Or not…

Y Malik: Yeah, I am so hot, you can boil water on me!

Sal: (Sarcasm) Yeah, you know it. I bet you're sooooo cool I could freeze water on you at the same time. (Hits with Dictionary)

Y Malik: Owwwww… At least im not a grabbing pervert! (Glares at Yami)

Yami: Excuse me?

Sal: How did I get caught in this?

Olena: A sharp tongue doesn't always mean sharp mind.

Bakura: So, YOU like drooling lechers like him?!

Sal: Sure. I love 'em.

Bakura: (Jaw Drops) I-is that, is that what she (now, almost to tears) she really wants?! A grabbing, greedy pervert only to exploit her and use her, then discard her like a gum wrapper?!

Sal: Calm down, Bakura! I was just a joke. (Pats Bakura on the shoulder)

Bakura: (Springs up) AHA! I AM THE HOPTTEST! I RUUUUUUUUUU-!

Sal: (Hits with table) Disgusting, you made me throw up a little! I should take the Millennium Ring right now, but I'm too polite…

Ryou: (Whining) But what about electricityyyyyyy?

Seto: Tell you what, Sal and I will go to the control room, and try and figure out what's going on.

Kate: Waaaah! I wanted to go with you!

Seto: Do you know anything about this cabin? Or how things work?

Kate: No…and no…

Seto: Good, I'd ask Ryou, but he's too scared, and Bakura's just a psycho.

Sal: So is Yami Malik.

Seto: Correct. (Both go to find out what's wrong)

Malik: (Spooky voice) We're alone…

Y Malik: (Spooky voice) In the dark…

Bakura: (Spooky voice) Wearing black leather g-strings…

Y Malik & Malik: Huh?

Ryou: Stop that! (Isis and Mai walk in using a flashlight) Who's that?

Mai: Were any of you running around in a tight pink dress? (Flashes flashlight around)

All: (Point to Bakura)

Bakura: (Blush)

Isis: For, like, 3 hours?

Bakura: NO!

Mai: Well, we saw a figure in black run around, disappear, then appear in pink and purple.

Bakura: That wasn't me. I just fell through the window, and ripped the damn thing off, and BURNED IT!

Isis: We just assumed it was you, Bakura, because you're the only one with gasoline in the shed, and a pair of pliers.

All: (Glare)

Bakura: I can explain! The gasoline is for Sal's moped! She just let me use it to burn the dress!

Voice: As much as I hate to admit it, but he's telling the truth.

All: (Gasp!) (Sal appears)

Joey: That was quick.

Sal: I figure I should tell you, but a LOT of gasoline went missing, and guess what? Someone had some fun and cut all the wires in the control box, most of them are easily replaceable so Seto's trying to fix them.

Kate: What did it all look like?

Sal: (Shrugs) Simple, a bunch of scratches, a bit of purple fabric, and ALL of the wires were cut.

Ryou: You don't think…Mal-

Kate: Maybe. Malia couldn't have died with JUST a soda can.

Sierra: …And dumpling is just smart enough to cut wires, but stupid enough to cut ALL of them because she can't tell the major wires from the minor ones.

Bakura: She set me up! She set me up! See? The pink, the pliers, she set me up! {Sal: Enough with the Egyptian gods already! Set? Ha ha?…you people are sad…}

Downstairs…

Seto: (Heard from a distance) OH GOD NO! GET AWAY FROM ME! NOOOOOO!

Kate: Setoooooooo! (Runs off) No Seto! Speak to me darling!

Seto: (Whispering) Get the hell away from me.

Back to the gang…

Ryou: W-was th-tha-that K-Kaiba?

Sierra: Must've been, why else would Kate have run towards the control box?

Sal: Sigh, and all I have is this lighter as a light source.

Sierra: Shut up, how are we gonna fix our power problem?

Sal: Isis, why don't you come with me to go out to the shed to get the extra wires, we'll help Seto that way; Yugi, you, Yami, Joey, and David, go into the basement and get flashlights and candles.

Dave: Why so many of us?

Sal: Tea's down there.

Yami: (Girl Scream) Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! (Jumps onto Yugi, like Scooby does in 'Scooby Doo')

Sal: Malik, you and your Yami will seek and destroy dumpling.

Y Malik: Seek and destroy? SWEET! {Sal: SWEET is said Sa-weet}

Malik: Dumpling?

Sierra: Yes Dumpling.

Sal: Pork Bun? Manapua?

Olena: MALIA WOLCOTT!

Malik: Oh, okay.

(Kate comes back)

Y Malik: Kill, kill, kill, kill…

Sal: (Shakes head) He's just a psycho…You guys stay here and try not to scare each other. Ryou looks like he's gonna wet himself.

Ryou: (Really pale and scared)

Bakura: Why are you so scared, aibou?

Ryou: Y-you don't u-under s-stand-d…

Sal: (Looking concerned) What's the matter, Ryou-chan? (Puts hand on his shoulder)

Ryou: Well, when all of you guys were drunk, and, Sal was asleep…I went downstairs to go into the kitchen to get something to drink…

Sal: Well?

Ryou: IT WAS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE! SHE TRIED TO KISS ME!

All: (Go pale)

Sal: I don't think I'll be able to go to sleep tonight…

Olena: Don't worry.

Sal: OKAY! Let's go!

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Sal: The next chapter should be here soon.

Vivi: (Looking unbearably cute) Please Review!

Sal: Ya! I only have 4 reviews!

Eris: Learn to count. You have 6 reviews baka.

Sal: Oh. Even better! ;D YAY!