Sal: Gosh, MIA!!!! BE PATIENT!!!! See? See? I UPDATED!!! GET OVER IT!!!!
Vivi: Someone's excited.
Sal: Thank you all for the compliments!
Eris: you only got 6 reviews…
Sal: Shut it!…(Breaks down) I need to do my Geography homework…but I'm gonna separate this first….
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Sierra: (After everyone went) Why don't we ask random questions?
Bakura: How about let's not.
Olena: Want to wait on the Kitchen? (Spooky sounds are heard)
All: (Sitting around table eating cookies and Mint Chocolate-Chip Ice Cream, and Bakura's Ring is hanging from the chandelier thingy)
Kate: This is boring.
Bakura: This whole fic is boring. {Sal: Don't mock my writing boy.} (Flicks something like a dead bug with his spoon, into Ryou's ice cream)
Ryou: (Not noticing) I wonder when Yugi and the others are coming back with lights…
David: (Downstairs) Why the hell am I supposed to restrain Tea? I bet I can find candles faster than you, Yami!
Yami: Please, I don't want to touch that thing! (Points at Tea) It scares me!
Tea: (Kicking and Screaming, while David is sitting on it's back)
Tristan: (Back upstairs…) Hey! Crumble the cookies in the ice cream! It's so good!
Joey: Wonder if Yug is okay…
Mai: I'm sure he is, so SHUT UP!
Olena: Fighting is wrong.
All: (Spit out what they were eating) WHAAAAAAT?!
Bakura: (Drops spoon) You're turning into Tea the peacemaker?!
Sierra: (Ice cream dripping from her face, that Ryou spat) YAMI BAKURA! HOW DARE YOU SPIT OUT MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM! ARE YOU CRAZY!
Bakura: eep…
Olena: (To Ryou) Why'd you spit ice cream on Sierra! Why'd you waste it on HER?!
Mai: (Sigh) You guys must really like ice cream. (Sigh) At least you aren't obsessive compulsive…
(Seto's screams are heard) All: (Gasp)
Tristan & Joey: (Just stare wide-eyed with their spoons hanging from their mouths)
With Sal & Isis…
Sal: Enter…the deep 'Labyrith of Nightmare'…{Kate: Isn't that a card pack? Sal: Shut up.}
Isis: You mean the garage storage closet?
Sal: Quit spoiling my fun...
Let's see how Yami Malik and Malik are doing…
Malik: This is boring
Y Mailk: (Singing Mission Impossible Theme to 'dun's) Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun…
Malik: At least he's having fun…
Back with Olena and the others…
Ryou: I still can't believe you ate my Pop Tarts…
Bakura: I've told you a million times-
Ryou: I mean, I unwrapped them, and put them in the toaster, and when they 'popped' out, you came by, took them, and ate them!
Bakura: (Growls) As I said, it's your body too, so technically, you ate them as well.
Olena: Can we lay off the food already? Please?
Malik and his Yami are having no luck, and Yugi, Yami and David finally found 3 flashlights and are making their way to the kitchen (Yami can sense Bakura in the kitchen)
Yami: We didn't find that many. (Dumps the flashlights)
Olena: You tried yami yoghurt.
With Sal and Isis, now helping Seto…
Isis: So let me get this straight, you faked being attacked so we can fix the power, and frame Malia?
Seto:
Yep. Never liked that midget.
Sal: I know how you feel, so you want us to fake being attacked too, so we can help you a) frame dumpling, and b) scare the crap out of everyone…SWEET {Sal: Suh-weet, remember?} I like, I like every much…
Isis: There are the wires. I'm leaving.
Seto: Even better, they'll think something dreadful happened to you.
Isis: Whatever.
Seto: (Looks at Sal, who grins evilly)
Back to group #1
All: (Hear a thump) (Gasp)
Ryou: (Really freaked out) W-WHAT WAS THAT?!
Sierra: Calm down, Bakura.
Bakura: I'm Bakura
Olena: Whatever. RYOU! Calm down before you wet yourself!
Bakura: Too late.
Ryou: (Whimpering) {Sal: Just a joke, dude, relax!}
Back with Seto & Sal…
Seto: Are you sure this is gonna work?
Sal: (Tons of wires hooked up to her laptop) I'm positive. I'm great with this stuff!
Seto: Okay. So here's the plan. You walk out, and pretend to be attacked, okay? I'll clarify the rest later.
Sal: Gotcha! (Walks near kitchen, bangs into things, makes a big commotion, screams, swears, Seto plays monster snarling sounds from little speakers, and by the time the others come she leaves her jacket.)
Ryou: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! The monster got Sal! What are we gonna do?
Sierra: Hey! I wanted to kill her!
Olena: And Sal must be pretty weak to no be able to fight off Pork Bun.
Y Malik: (And Malik run up to the others) What in Ra's name was THAT?!
Malik: …And isn't that Sal's jacket?
Ryou: Didn't you HEAR that?! That wasn't Malia! It was a monster-ghost-thing!
Bakura: Nothing a faithful Man-eater Bug can't handle.
Olena: FAITHFUL man-eater-bug…
Yami: Maybe it was Tea?
Mailk: We just checked the basement, and she's asleep hu-
Y Malik: (covers mouth) NOTHING! It wasn't Tea.
David: I'm so scared that, I'm going home.
Mai: (Nods) Me too. See you later! (She and David leave) {Sal: (Cough, cough)}
Sal: (Sees this from the shadows) Shit
Tristan: Why don't we go back to the kitchen, eat junk, and play truth or dare?
All: NO!
Sal: (Runs over to Seto) Okay. Who do you want to scare in particular? And what do we do if Dumpling shows up?
Seto: I've got that covered.
Sal: Oh?
Seto: Yeah, I caught her trying to set your moped on fire, then locked her in her room…unconscious.
Sal: You knocked her out? again ROCK ON!
Seto: Sssshhhhhhh!
Sal: (Whispers) Sorry.
Seto: Our goal is to scare the Pharaoh, the Tomb-robber, the jumpy one and the random one.
Sal: David left with Mai.
Seto: Shit! Fine then the nutty one.
Sal: You mean Bakura, Sierra, Malik, Yami Malik…
Seto: We'd have trouble scaring the Yami of Malik
Sal: Yami Malik.
Seto: Unless we had a boggart…
Sal: Quit ripping off lines from Harry Potter!
Seto: Sorry.
Sal: You actually READ that?
Seto: Oh, you can, but I can't?
Sal: Just didn't think it was your taste. {Kate: Bonding Moment! Sal: Shut up! You're the one writing this! Kate: hehe} Got the sounds?
Seto: Check. Got the holograms?
Sal: Check. This'll be fuuuuuuun!
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Sal: (Looking evil) Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Vivi: The demon has awoken…
Sal: Why am I writing this?! I'm just gonna move onto CH 9 when this is done…I predict there will be 10 chapeters…
Eris: Baka…the fic is almost done…
Vivi: (Mockingly) Eris is pms-ing, Eris is pms-ing…
Eris: (Holds up a gun, and points it at Vivi)
Vivi: eep…
Sal: Ok…Please give me reviews!!! I'm BEGGING you!!!
