Sal: It's 8 o'clock on a Monday evening…grrr…People keep aiming me, ignoring my away message, I'm gonna lose it! Grr…

Vivi: Read and Review!!!

Eris: (Crossed arms, looking evil) Seto is hot…

Sal & Vivi: (Jaw drop, big eyes)

Eris: Hook me up with him.

Kate: (Out of nowhere with a lamp, hit Eris) HE IS MIIIIIIIIINE!

Eris: So is Heero (Gundam Wing), and Shinji (Evangelion), you used to like Joey …

Kate: (Continues hitting Eris) SHUT UUUUUUUUPPPPPP!

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Bakura: It's quiet.

Y Malik: Too Quiet.

Malik: …And we're wearing black leather g-strings…

Bakura: Quit stealing my lines, just because you think you're hotter doesn't mean you can rip off my lines!

Malik: "With a new hand, comes a whole new perspective, the game, ever shifting, new dangers surround every turn."

Bakura: Shut up!

All: Hehe.

Bakura: Ahem. It's quiet.


Y Malik: Too quiet…

Malik: …And Pegasus is coming, singing 'Face up, Face down'

All: Stop it!

Malik: No. Seriously, look! (Points to Pegasus)

Peggy:

Welcome all my honoured guests,

To the ultimate duel of the best, of the best,

And in my invitation you've come to compete,

For the honour if suffering, a final defeat.

Face up, Face down, Attack or Defend,

Face up, face down, this battle's 'till the end…

All: (Scream, Y Malik jumps on Yami like in Scooby Doo, Ryou faints, Tristan and Joey grab each other {Sal: 20% guy wiring}, Kate screams 'Seto', Malik, Sierra and Yugi try and Hide behind Olena who is trying to hide behind Yami.

Malik: Holy Father!

Sierra: Holy ****!

The lights turn on, Sal and Seto rush up leaning on each other from laughing so hard, nudging, and high five-ing)

Sal: That was rich! That was classic! That was priceless!

Bakura: (Growls and attempts to attack Sal) Get over here wretch! (Swears in Egyptian) {Sal: In case you were wondering what he said, he said the word 'Mara' which is the word 'bitch' in Egyptian Arabic…Kate: Thanks Ms. Encyclopedia}

Sal: (Falls to knees from laughing, and Bakura goes right over her and lands face-first into the side of the couch. Sal's laughing harder.)

Olena: That was just laim.

Sal: BUT IT WORKED! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Seto: (Leaning against a chair laughing)

Sierra: (Pale) You made Bakura…both of them, pass out…

Sal: Even better (still laughing)

Kate: (Springs on Seto) I was so scared, darling! (*Kiss*)

Seto: Nasty! Get off me! (Leina is in the corner still eating donuts)

All: (Continue laughing)

Malia: (Springs in holding a lamp) Not so Rapidly! {Sal: Where did SHE come from?}

All: (Shake heads)

Malia: Swiftly?

All: (Continue to Shake heads)

Malia: Speedily? Hastily? Fast-ily?

All: (Still shaking heads, Seto leaves)

Malia: Screw it shit bags! (Starts throwing endless supply of bricks but misses everyone) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEEL MY WRAITH!

Y Malik: (Sarcastically) Ooo…Ahhhh…Ow, that hurts…I feel it…

All: (Look at Sal who has that 'I have hairspray and I know how to use it' look on her face. All back away from Sal who brings out lighter)

Yami: No! Not my hair! It's flammable!

Sal: (Ignites lighter and holds up hairspray, aims at Malia who is still throwing bricks and missing) Pyro Power! (Presses little button and creates some kind of flamethrower and hits Malia with perfect aim)

Malia: (Burned to a crisp) YOU OLD BAG! I'LL BE BACK!

Olena: Doesn't she know any other word for 'bag'? It's like Yami Bakura's little 'I'll banish you to the Shadow Realm' issue.

Sierra: …And what's up with the hastily? Is that a word?

Sal: (Looking in dictionary) Yep.

Kate: I know! A lecture about ancient Egypt before we go to bed! Ok, I'm gonna blab about ancient Egypt! First, Geb and Nut (Continues talking)

Bakura: Oh great. Does that idiot ever shut up?

Kate: Shut up you!

Yugi: Hush guys! I'm spacing out here!

Bakura: Great. We've got two idiots.

Sal: (Sarcasm) Idiots…how insulting

Sierra: You wanna say that again punk?

Sal: (Looks at Bakura) Who's she talkin' to?

Bakura: Herself. She's an inferior wretch.

Sierra: Grrrrrr!

Joey: (Grabs popcorn) Hey! Everyone come watch this!

Ryou: Geeze. Why does my Yami have to be so mean?

Bakura: Because I wanted to be now shut up!

Kate: (Continues blabbing about Egypt)

Sal: (Sweat drop) Didn't she blab about this last week?

Yami: Hey at least she's not blabbing about friendship (glares at Tea)

Tea: Hey! A shiny thing! (stares at a piece of aluminum foil)

Y Malik: How'd she get out of the basement?

Malik: Dunno.

Sierra: You wanna go Yami boy? Let's go! (grabs books)

Sal: (Mumbles) Aren't those fine electric signals…?

Bakura: You're not worth my time.

Sierra: (Glares and throws a book at Bakura)

Tea: (Glassy-eyed over pieces of lint)

Bakura: That's it ! (throws a stapler at Sierra)

Ryou: Hey! Settle down! Both of you!

Sierra: That jerk called me an inferior wretch!

Bakura: Well you are!

Sierra: Oh, right. (sits down)

Bakura: Ha ha!

Tristan: (Walks away)

Kate: (Blabbing still)

Yami: Can we shut her up yet?

Sal: (Nods)

Kate: And then Ra mast- (Runs and tapes her mouth shut)

Yami: There, much better!

Bakura: Now if we could get rid of the other baka, we'd be perfect.

Ryou: Oh great.

Sierra: Alright that's it! (throws a tape dispenser)

Joey: WOO! (eats popcorn)

Olena: It's a weenie!

Sal: STOP THE RANDOMNESS!!!

Ryou: Quit it guys!

Bakura: Come here you little squirt! (throws a dictionary, misses and hits Yugi)

Yugi: (Sniff)

Yami: Leave him alone!

Bakura: Oh you're just jealous cuz I'm hotter than you, Yami loser!

Yami: Take that back!

Bakura: (Shakes head)

Sal: Guys and their egos. Yeesh. (Gets hit by a flying phone)

Kate: (Muffled laughter) {Sal: She has her mouth taped remember? *Throws science book at Yami*}

Ryou: Please guys! Settle down! (gets hit by a broom) Ah screw it! (throws a

Calculator)

Joey: Tristan! Come back here man, you're missin' all the action!

Sierra: Take that you Yami jerk! (hits Bakura with War and Peace)

Yugi, Dave & Olena: (Hide in corners)

Bakura: (Passes out from Sal's flying Gameboy)

Sierra: I win!! Ha ha!

Yami: (Rolls eyes)

Ryou: (Sigh)

Sierra: Well, that was fun. (sits on the couch)

Joey: That was it?!

Sal: Yeah, like you could've done better (pokes Jou)

Joey: Why'd ya poke me?

Sal: You're very poke-able.

Joey: No I'm not!

Sal: Yes. You are.

Joey: Stop it!

Yami: (Poke) Hey, you're right.

Ryou: Suddenly I feel like poking Joey…(poke) this is fun…

Joey: Stop it!

Kate: Mmmurfff! (Translation: Fun!)

All: (Start poking Joey)

Seto: (Walks back and sees the mess) What…the hell…happened?

Kate: (Seto rips off the tape) OW! They had a fight and were throwing things and Bakura lost, and he passed out and- (Seto re-taped her mouth shut)

Seto: Riiiight…

All: (Go to bed and sleep)

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Sal: Kate, are you done abusing my evil conscience?

Kate: (Gasp, gasp) Yah…

Sal: REVIEW!!!

Vivi: (Leading Eris out to get 'therapy') Yeah, what she said…

Kate: (Swoon) Seto!!!

Sal: He's a piece of paper dearie…

Kate: (Hits) Shut UP!

Sal: -.-' fine.