Link Is Fired!

Disclaimer: I don't own The Legend of Zelda series.it kinda stinks.

Ganondorf: I demand you return the Triforce to me!

Link: Never! I'll never give the Triforce to you, Ganondork!

Director: Cut! Link, you aren't supposed to talk!

Link: But it's fun!

Director: I don't care, you're fired! We'll get Tingle to replace you.

Tingle: Joy! I get to be Mr. Fairy!

Link: Shut up Tingle.

Director: Get out of here Link.

Tingle: Kooloo Limpah.

Ganondorf: Can we get back to filming, I get fatter every second you know!

Link: Well good riddance!

Narrator: Oh no, Link has been fired! And.apparently I just was too. On my first page, phooey!