New characters:
The excited screaming fan-Cookie
Girl who overreacts-Selene
Ron Popeil-Perfect Idiot
And so they hung Juan Pedro,and he is now dead.What shall our heroes do,now that they have completed the task at hand?They shall watch cows being milked.
"These cows are hot!"Vishnu mooed.
"You have quite a strange fetish there,Vishnu,you destroyer,you."Juan Pedro replied
"What the...."Bill Clinton pergajulated"We killed you,Juan Pedro!!"
"What of it,punk?"Juan Pedro askerfied
"I don't even know....."Bill Clinton said,and then he walked out of this story forever.
Everyone mourned the loss of Bill Clinton,until Genghis Khan peed himself again.
"You have bladder problems,don't you,Gengis Khan?"Asked the anonymous person.
"Hey....who are you,anonymous person?"Jasper jitter bugged.
"I am an excited screaming fan!!" Said the excited screaming fan.
"Woah!GIVE ME A HUG!EVERYONE GIVE ME A HUG!!!I WANT A HUG NOW!!I'LL SPEAK IN FRENCH!I SWEAR ILL DO IT!YOU ASKED FOR IT!!Y'V'D'G'H' G'G'D'F'G'F SF'F'S'DG' H'H''FD'TGH.......YEAH.YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD DO IT!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"She continues,but you probably already figured out that it was her speaking all along by now.You're so smart.
Suddenly,girl who overacts entered the room,and hit everyone with her tentacles!!
"Yum yum.These are some good tentacles." Vishnu said,as he bit of some of the tentacles
At this moment,girl who overreacts overreacted,and morphed into some kind of a demon beast.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE ONE OF MY TENTACLES!!YOU WILL KNOW BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!GAH!ELVES HAVE KIDNAPPED ME!!HELLLPPP!!"
"Hmm.That was interesting."Mr.Phillip Burkonshir declared.
"No,it wasn't,actually."He continuated.
"WE AGREE"They all jibber jabbered.
And so,since there was nothing else to talk about,Ron Popeil entered the room.
"Hey guys I'm Ro.....what was that?What was that!?Did someone just say something the slightest bit annoying?I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO THAT PERSON AGAIN!!!I WILL TELL EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD OF MESSAGES OF THEIR ANNOYANCE AND ALL WILL FOLLOW ME!!!MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!GWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ron Popeil is so crazy.*laughs at Ron Popeil*
"AHHH!!!"Someone screamed.No one knew who it was,even though they knew it was Bill Clinton.
"Holy crap!"then he proceeded to explain for 10 hours how he came back"And that's how it happened.WOAH!Jasper got shot in the leg again!I wonder who did it......"
"Twas I!"Sir Mixalot shooby doobied.And then he ran away.
What will happen?Will they catch Sir Mixalot?Will Genghis Khan ever get his bladder fixed?Will the cow ever be milked?No one will ever know.Except for the people who read my next chapter.
The excited screaming fan-Cookie
Girl who overreacts-Selene
Ron Popeil-Perfect Idiot
And so they hung Juan Pedro,and he is now dead.What shall our heroes do,now that they have completed the task at hand?They shall watch cows being milked.
"These cows are hot!"Vishnu mooed.
"You have quite a strange fetish there,Vishnu,you destroyer,you."Juan Pedro replied
"What the...."Bill Clinton pergajulated"We killed you,Juan Pedro!!"
"What of it,punk?"Juan Pedro askerfied
"I don't even know....."Bill Clinton said,and then he walked out of this story forever.
Everyone mourned the loss of Bill Clinton,until Genghis Khan peed himself again.
"You have bladder problems,don't you,Gengis Khan?"Asked the anonymous person.
"Hey....who are you,anonymous person?"Jasper jitter bugged.
"I am an excited screaming fan!!" Said the excited screaming fan.
"Woah!GIVE ME A HUG!EVERYONE GIVE ME A HUG!!!I WANT A HUG NOW!!I'LL SPEAK IN FRENCH!I SWEAR ILL DO IT!YOU ASKED FOR IT!!Y'V'D'G'H' G'G'D'F'G'F SF'F'S'DG' H'H''FD'TGH.......YEAH.YOU DIDN'T THINK I WOULD DO IT!!MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"She continues,but you probably already figured out that it was her speaking all along by now.You're so smart.
Suddenly,girl who overacts entered the room,and hit everyone with her tentacles!!
"Yum yum.These are some good tentacles." Vishnu said,as he bit of some of the tentacles
At this moment,girl who overreacts overreacted,and morphed into some kind of a demon beast.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ATE ONE OF MY TENTACLES!!YOU WILL KNOW BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!GAH!ELVES HAVE KIDNAPPED ME!!HELLLPPP!!"
"Hmm.That was interesting."Mr.Phillip Burkonshir declared.
"No,it wasn't,actually."He continuated.
"WE AGREE"They all jibber jabbered.
And so,since there was nothing else to talk about,Ron Popeil entered the room.
"Hey guys I'm Ro.....what was that?What was that!?Did someone just say something the slightest bit annoying?I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO THAT PERSON AGAIN!!!I WILL TELL EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD OF MESSAGES OF THEIR ANNOYANCE AND ALL WILL FOLLOW ME!!!MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!GWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Ron Popeil is so crazy.*laughs at Ron Popeil*
"AHHH!!!"Someone screamed.No one knew who it was,even though they knew it was Bill Clinton.
"Holy crap!"then he proceeded to explain for 10 hours how he came back"And that's how it happened.WOAH!Jasper got shot in the leg again!I wonder who did it......"
"Twas I!"Sir Mixalot shooby doobied.And then he ran away.
What will happen?Will they catch Sir Mixalot?Will Genghis Khan ever get his bladder fixed?Will the cow ever be milked?No one will ever know.Except for the people who read my next chapter.