New characters:
The cow- VideoGamer
The prostitute- Fire Blazer Cutie
"I am Vishnu, the destroyer! ", said Vishnu, the destroyer.
"Ummm...." Juan Pedro jingalinged.
"So, anyway" Sir Mixalot said.
"AHHH!!!!" replied Ron Popeil. "It's SIR MIXALOT!!!"
"Ha-HA!" Sir Mixalot shoobydoobied.
At this exact moment, the prostitute and the cow came in.
"Hey everybody!!" They said to everyone, "We like to kill babies. It's pretty cool, killing babies. You should try killing babies sometime. Wait... what the hell? Did you just call me a lying whore?"
"Umm... no." Said Ron Popeil, Vishnu, and Genghis Khan
"Well, we just twisted all of your words around" the whore and the cow continued "and the result of that twisting of words was you all calling us lying whores!! We also are horrible excuses for human beings and some one needs to murder us. Yes."
"That's interesting..." Poogiejoogied Genghis Khan.
Everyone was silent for about three hours after that, until Ghengis Khan peed himself.
"Whoops. There it goes again." Genghis Khan said in reply to all the staring
"Why, may I ask.." Mr. Phillip Burkonshire and Jasper asked "Are you all staring at Genghis? The whore and the cow are the ones who give sex for money and kill babies!!"
"That is so true." Sir Mixalot said
"And anyway..." he continued "Who cares what they think? They are idiotic morons who have sex with their sisters and eat dog crap."
"You really don't care what anyone thinks about you when it comes to killing babies, do you, Sir Mixalot?" Vishnu said
"I sure don't. Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on anymore, so, this is the end of our journey, I guess."
"And remember, you guys.... we murder children" the prostitute and the cow said, in sync.
I am ending this story now, hoping that anyone who has read this now knows who, of the people I know, are good people, and who deserves to rot in hell, whatever you hold that to be.
But, to recap for you....
Everyone except for the people represented by the cow and the prostitute are good people.
They, on the other hand, are those certain few who deserve to rot in hell.
THE END
The cow- VideoGamer
The prostitute- Fire Blazer Cutie
"I am Vishnu, the destroyer! ", said Vishnu, the destroyer.
"Ummm...." Juan Pedro jingalinged.
"So, anyway" Sir Mixalot said.
"AHHH!!!!" replied Ron Popeil. "It's SIR MIXALOT!!!"
"Ha-HA!" Sir Mixalot shoobydoobied.
At this exact moment, the prostitute and the cow came in.
"Hey everybody!!" They said to everyone, "We like to kill babies. It's pretty cool, killing babies. You should try killing babies sometime. Wait... what the hell? Did you just call me a lying whore?"
"Umm... no." Said Ron Popeil, Vishnu, and Genghis Khan
"Well, we just twisted all of your words around" the whore and the cow continued "and the result of that twisting of words was you all calling us lying whores!! We also are horrible excuses for human beings and some one needs to murder us. Yes."
"That's interesting..." Poogiejoogied Genghis Khan.
Everyone was silent for about three hours after that, until Ghengis Khan peed himself.
"Whoops. There it goes again." Genghis Khan said in reply to all the staring
"Why, may I ask.." Mr. Phillip Burkonshire and Jasper asked "Are you all staring at Genghis? The whore and the cow are the ones who give sex for money and kill babies!!"
"That is so true." Sir Mixalot said
"And anyway..." he continued "Who cares what they think? They are idiotic morons who have sex with their sisters and eat dog crap."
"You really don't care what anyone thinks about you when it comes to killing babies, do you, Sir Mixalot?" Vishnu said
"I sure don't. Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on anymore, so, this is the end of our journey, I guess."
"And remember, you guys.... we murder children" the prostitute and the cow said, in sync.
I am ending this story now, hoping that anyone who has read this now knows who, of the people I know, are good people, and who deserves to rot in hell, whatever you hold that to be.
But, to recap for you....
Everyone except for the people represented by the cow and the prostitute are good people.
They, on the other hand, are those certain few who deserve to rot in hell.
THE END