DISCLAIMER! Uh I dun own any of it. 'Sept maybe my ideas in MY brain that you CAN'T take away. ^^ er w/e. Where's Ranma?

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Baka Ryoga

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"Will you….Will you please ask Kasumi what she's making for dinner tomorrow Akane? I just want to make sure I'm not missing a great meal if I leave tomorrow." "Of coarse Ryoga. I'll ask it in a sec. Ok?" Akane said to Ryoga. "You know Ryoga, for a second I thought that you were going to ask me to marry you or something like that. Funny isn't it?" Akane quickly said as se turned around trying to hide the blush that just came over her face when she said it. "Ah Akane, now why would I do that. Were uh just friends.. right?" Ryoga said, as blush came over him too. He let out a little chuckle of embarrassment. {I wonder if she knows.} "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU YA OLD GEAZER!" Ranma could be heard from the stairs. "AHHH! RANMA MY BOY! BE GOOD AND TURN INTO A GIRL AND PUT THIS LOVLEY GARMET ON!" Happosai shouted as he was trying to hold onto the running Ranma's shoulder. "NO WAY! AHHHHHH AKANE!" Ranma yelled as a very angry Akane stood in the hall blocking his way. "RANMA!" She yelled grabbing onto Ranma's neck, choking him.

"NAH! AKANE! LEMME GO!"

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME!"

"N-nothing! I SWEAR!"

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"ow" Ranma was now under the table. But Akane didn't hit him that time, it was Ryoga. "RANMA SAOTOME! WHAT HAVE DONE TO POOR AKANE THIS TIME!" Ryoga yelled, bearing his "fangs" "GRRRRRR! RYOGA! DIE!"

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Ranma wasn't under the table anymore, Ryoga was.

"RANMA! HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCERY OF ME! INFRONT OF AKANE TOO! I'LL MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR THAT!!"

"Oh I'm so scared P-chan!"

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING P-CHAN, PIG-TAILED GIRL!"

"AH! RYOGA! SHUDDUP!"

"MAKE ME!"

"I WILL!"

Ryoga took a swing at Ranma, hitting him in the eye. Ranma kicked Ryoga and so on.

"STOP IT YOU TWO! JUST STOP!"

"Akane I. I'm sorry. He started it when he did that. I was just protecting you. That's all."

"Why would you protect me Ryoga?"

"It's because I…"

WAHOOO! YET ANOTHER TEASER TO GET YOU GUYS MAD AT ME! Mwahahahaha. Oh and Ranma *kicks him in the face* I have BIG plans for you later on. Bai!