BlackCat Disclaimer:

BlackCat: "I dun own Ranma ½. Don't sue me, ok?" ;-) *puts shampoo ((cat form)) on Ranma's sleeping head* "Phun!"

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Say "Sayonara" To P-chan

"I…."

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"You what Ryoga?" Akane was getting impatient. "I…I…er nothing…" Ryoga turned his head away. "Whatever, I'm going to bed, 'night guys!" Akane got up, walked over to the stairs and picked up the little black piglet, 'P-chan' and brought him upstairs with her. "What's the matter P-chan?" Ranma teased. "Get nervous around "poor" Akane?" [Heh, heh, I can use this to my advantage]" "SHUDDUP RANMA! I'M NOT P-CHAN ANYMORE! YOU SAW P-CHAN AND I'M NOT HIM!" "ok, ok can't you take a …" Ryoga ran over to the pond, got some water and quickly splashed it on Ranma. "grrrrrrrrrr" "What were you saying, Pig-tailed girl?" "PIG-TAILED GIRL!" Kuno came running in and started glomping Ranma-chan. "GET OFFA ME!" Ryoga just watched the two. After about five minutes Ryoga decided that Ranma had suffered enough and he hit Kuno on the head with on of Akane's mallets. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go change back into a boy and go to sleep, GOODNIGHT!" Ranma stomped off.

MORNING!

"Yawn, morning Ryoga!"

"Morning Akane. Morning Ranma"

"Ah geez Akane, don't be nice to him! Now he'll never go home!"

"Shuddup Ranma! I will go home! When I can, uh find it"

"Well then! FIND YOUR HOUSE!"

"Ranma stop teasing Ryoga! Ryoga stop encouraging Ranma!"

"Ranma! Ryoga! Akane! Breakfast is ready!"

"Come on you two!"

"Fine!"

"Ok Akane"

AFTER BREAKFAST!

"How about a friendly game of shogi, Tendo?" Mr. Saotome yelled to the other side of the table as he got up. "Sure Saotome!" Mr. Tendo replied. "Nabiki, can you help me with the laundry?" Kasumi yelled to Nabiki from the kitchen. "Huh? Ok Kasumi." Nabiki replied after she broke out of her day dream about her latest scam. "I'm going shopping! Bye!" Akane yelled from the door she was going threw. "Bye Akane!" Ryoga yelled to her. Ryoga and Ranma were left alone in the living room.

"Ryoga, what was that thing you bought in China?"

"Uh… heh, heh… Why do you ask Ranma?"

"Oh, just bored, why? Got something to hide?"

"No Ranma, I have nothing to hide! But what I bought in China, is a se – huh? Ranma, wheredja go!"

"OOOO!"

Ranma was looking through Ryoga's backpack.

"You bought am engagement ring!"

"AHHHH! RANMA! GET OUT OF THERE!"

"No" "GRRR! RANMA PREPARE TO DI -"

"I forgot my purse, Ryoga, what are you doing with that mallet? And why is it over Ranma's head?"

"Baka Pig Head"

Ryoga, Ranma and Akane all sat in the living room. Ryoga and Ranma next to each other, across from a very confused and pissed Akane.

"When are you going to ask her Ryoga?" Ranma whispered into Ryoga's ear loud enough for anyone to hear.

"Ask who? Ask what? Huh?" Akane questioned.

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS RANMA!"

"Chicken"

"Chicken huh? We'll see about that Ranma!"

"Um… guys? What are you talking about? Ryoga? What are you going to ask? Who are you going to ask? What's Ranma talking about!"

"Uh…."

"Ask her Ryoga… here's your chance!" Ranma teased.

Ryoga grabbed the ring and crawled over to Akane who was sitting on the floor. "Akane.." Ryoga took out the ring and stared deep into Akane's eyes. "Will you…" Akane slightly blushed, this was really unexpected to her. "..marry me?" "Ryoga, I.."

OMG! That was so much fun to write! Happyness! Please review! Good Stuff! AND TO THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T GET THE FACT THAT THIS IS WHAT GOES ON IN MY SICK BRAIN! **** YOU! :P Ranma: ….. baka BC: I HEARD THAT! Bye guys, I gotta go kill Ranma! *wink*