BlackCat Disclaimer: I DUN OWN RANMA ½! SO SHUDDUP!
Ranma: She just wishes that the "goddess" would die and leave all the charatures of Ranma ½ to her. Isn't that right Sarah?
BlackCat: YOU SHUDDUP! GRRRRRR AND DON'T SAY MY NAME INFRONT OF STRANGERS!
Ranma: ok, ya sure. ;-)
BlackCat: *kicks him into alternate universe*
Ranma just sat there, his mouth wide open, just staring at the couple. It had been about 10 minutes, although it felt like 10 hours, since someone had spoken. Akane finally broke the silence. "Ryoga…" was all she said. Then she lifted her head so she was looking at Ryoga. She nodded slightly, but all through the nod that seemed to last forever to her, she wished and prayed that she would wake up from this dream.. This dream that had her completely confused, happy, and sad at the same time. Ryoga was expecting to wake up also, from his perfect dream. Several more minutes had passed. None woke, because none were asleep. It was reality, and Akane had said yes to Ryoga's proposal.
Ranma was astonished. [I never thought that… that he would… WAIT! I don't care about what that stupid tomboy does!] Ranma shook his head back and forth. He got up… and just walked out the door, not knowing where he was going. Where he would end up. He didn't care anyway. Akane had chosen that pig instead over him.
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[Why am I even thinking about this… it's not like she was gonna marry me anyway… right?] Ranma sat down on a bench. He had walked about 4 maybe 5 blocks away from the dojo. The ringing of bells could be heard a couple blocks away, quickly coming closer and closer to him. "Hello Shampoo" Ranma said as he looked down at the ground.
"What wrong Ranma?"
"N-nothing Shampoo"
"There something wrong! You tell Shampoo or else!" Shampoo looked up at the rain clouds that were forming.
"FINE! You wanna know! Akane's gonna marry Ryoga instead of me!"
"Pervert girl marry pig-boy? Now Shampoo see everything" Shampoo stood her bike agenst the bench and sat down her self.
"Pig-boy propose?"
Ranma just nodded.
~HA! That mean Ranma marry Shampoo~
"Ranma want marry pervert girl?"
Ranma quickly stood up. "NO! Of coarse not! Nobody human would want to marry that uncute tomboy! Ryoga maybe, but he's not human, now is he!"
Shampoo nodded then stood up. "Ranma marry Shampoo now? Yes?"
"NO!" With that Ranma ran off.
"Aiya, what Shampoo say?"
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"Akane, oh hello Ryoga. Akane where's Ranma?" Kasumi asked as she walked in from the kitchen. Akane and Ryoga were still looking at each other. "Ranma gone?" Akane turned around to look at Kasumi, leaving an unsteady Ryoga falling face first into the ground. Akane looked around the room. Ranma was nowhere to be seen. "Maybe you should go look for him Akane." Kasumi suggested. "I'm not his baby sitter! Make Mr. Saotome go!" Akane closed her eyes and turned her head to the side. "I'll go ask him" Kasumi left the room. Akane and Ryoga were alone again. {I can't believe she said yes.} Ryoga shot up and grabbed Akane's hands. "AKANE! You have made me the happiest man ali – Akane?!" (Ranma… where's Ranma!) "Ryoga, will you come with me to look for Ranma? Please?" "Ok Akane." {I couldn't care less about Ranma}
Ryoga and Akane both got up and left the Tendo Dojo.
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Several blocks away Ranma, now Ranma-chan, was walking down the streets. It had started to rain. The excess rain ran down his clothes. Ranma-chan sighed. [Stupid Akane.] "RANMA!" [huh?] Ranma looked around. Then he saw Akane figure, blurred by the rain water that was in his eyes. But It was Akane. And there was Ryoga, holding tightly on to Akane's hand careful not to get lost. [Who am I kidding? They look like the perfect couple!]
"Hi Akane. Hi Ryoga"
"RANMA! WHERE WERE YOU!"
"Why would you care!"
"Grrrrrrr"
Ryoga looked at the too bickering sixteen year olds.
"I mean, Akane, I ain't your fiancée anymore. And besides, it's not like we were gonna get married anyway, so why should you care if I freeze to death?"
Akane stared at Ranma, then grabbed Ryoga's hand, turned around, and walked off. Stupid Ranma, I HATE HIM!
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"Akane….. the uh… dojo is that way" Ryoga said pointing in the opposite direction then he was being dragged in.
"I may have no sense of direction, but I know that this leads to "Ucchan's"
"huh? Ok Ryoga"
Akane turned around and headed the other way. Why does Ranma have to be such a jerk sometimes. And Ryoga, the other time he proposed, HE WAS POSSESSED BY A CAT! Then again he did say something about proposing when he was ready.
"Uh Ryoga? You aren't possessed by a cat? Are you?"
"I don't think so Akane."
"Ok.."
"AKANE! POLE! WATCH OUT!"
Akane got out of the way of the pole, just in time for Ryoga to smash into it. "ow" Akane looked over to Ryoga. "Are you ok?"
"Heh, heh. I'm fine Akane."
Ryoga said as he got up from the ground, his cut fully visible now.
"RYOGA! YOU'RE BLEEDING!"
Akane screamed right before she passed out. {Akane, the martial artist who has hit Ranma with mallets, smashing his face in, practically killing him at times, doesn't like blood?} "Akane… wake up Akane" {hmmm how should I wake her up? Owell, I'll just drag her to the dojo, if I can find it, gulp} Ryoga picked Akane up and started to walk in the direction of what he 'thought' what the Tendo Dojo.
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"Ukyo? Why are you at the Tendo Do- AHHH UCCHAN'S! UKYO! I'm lost!"
"Slow down sugar. Now tell me why you're bleeding, why Akane's passed out, and WHY she's wearing an engagement ring."
"Well, it's like this"
Ryoga said as he laid Akane down on a couch and sat down himself.
"I proposed to Akane. She said yes. She and Ranma are now in a fight. I banged into a pole, hard. Akane saw the blood and passed out."
"Ranchan and Akane are in a fight! You're her Fiancée! That means Ranma's all mine!"
Ryoga stared at the spatula wielding tomboy, she was in her dream world… again.
"Ukyo…. Please help me get back to the Tendo Dojo."
"OF COARSE! OF COARSE I'LL HELP YOU RYO - NO CUPID!"
"huh?"
So it ain't a teaser. So what? I'm tired. Gonna go watch Ranma or something. See ya later guys. Bye.