Authors Note: Hi sorry I haven't updated in a while sadly, *screams* I'm
lazy T.T. Yeah whatever, So like I said weird things shall happen and now
they're coming. Well, Link and Malon know how to stay together or stuff.
Well hope you like and now I shall be searching for The Kiwi
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Disclaimer: Halo I just don't own Zelda the princess nor the Game although nevermind, I just don't own it. Still I use to own this little action figure of Link, wonder where it is?
Simple Love
Chapter 2 Twins!..sort.. of..
Malon woke up happier then ever before. Link has come now, He is here to protect and I can... can ... continue to love him. At this thought she started to blush, as she turned over she saw Link in the same bed hugging her. Wow, she now stared to wonder, did something happen during the night. Would he do something to me, NO!!! of course not, right?
"Link, Link wake up." She was going to find out the truth.
"What, Malon good morning." He said having a sweet smile that felt like it melted Malons heart. "So want to start breakfast?"
"Yeah sure, I'll be there in a minute, Let me clean up." Malon watched as her lovely blond left the room. She laughed thinking yep I'm falling for a blond. She was also thinking of Lance, her own made up guy who would do anything for her and now she had one.
As Malons "blond man" slowly went down the stairs he saw Link sleeping in a pile of hay in the corner of the room. Malons "blond man" realized he was going to have to do something when Malon started to walked down the stairs. Malons "blond man" started to panic, he was going to have to to do something. No to late.
"Link why are there two of you?" Malon was scared and now wishing she didn't fall asleep in Links arms. "Link get up."
Slowly Link got up and said, "Good morning Malon how oh damn there are two of me. Malon what is going on?"
If things couldn't help more to stop the future love of Link and Malons now growing love, a red headed farm girl is slowly entering after being called Malon twice when her name is Ramoni. She became an explorer hoping to see her grasshopper her knight in a shining tunic, hoping go see him again and do her child dreams on him hoping it would flow as them bumpy but perfect. She looked up at the ranch ahead of her hearing someone screaming, "Link or are you Link, GOD!!! Who is the Link I spent with last knight." Ramoni slowly opened the door and nearly screamed. She was staring at a girl who looked just like her wearing a wrinkled up farm dress and there were two grasshoppers!
"Who are you and you and you?" Ramoni asked looking as shocked and upset as Malon had been. "Well, umm my name is Ramoni."
The girl who looked just like Ramoni looked up and said, "My name is Malon and one of them is Link my.. umm.." Malon was stuck she was going to say boy friend but one of them was real and the real Link wasn't going to be to happy if he didn't want to be girl friends with her but, what if he did and she did say friend he might be hurt.
Link # 1(the one who slept in the same bed as Malon) got up and said, "My name is Link and Ramoni how come you look like Malon."
Link#2(the one who slept in the hay) who wanted to prove that he was the real one said, "Ramoni you lived in Termina and have a sister who also looks just like you. Also umm you know how to use a bow and called me-"
"Grasshopper, you called me that and I saved you and your farm from alien things." Link #1 also knew the real Links past and seemed to also try to prove being the real Link. All four stood still, Ramoni and Malon still trying to figure out who was the real one.
Announcer:"Now lets review what's going on. There are two Links and both knows the past and stuff. Now Ramoni has come and so what dose she want with Grasshopper/Link. Now wait until next chapter to found out or I could just continue. Fine lets just continue oh yeah real Link is Link number *cuts back to Link 1 and 2, Ramoni, and Malon.*
"I know!" Malon had an idea, a bruise she gave to Link the one night after he defeated Gannondorf. He said that he was unbeatable and how unmarked he was. Malon grew curious if he really was untouchable so she punched him as hard as she could on the left arm and left was a bruise that never left and always looked new. "Ramoni check the Link closer to you and see if he has a bruise on his left arm. If he dose he's the real one." Malon slowly checked Link #2 and nodded at her discovery. She looked at Ramoni who finished checking too.
"Is there one on him?"Malon asked hoping praying for the awnser that would fix all this.
"There was no bruise on mine how about you?" Romani's tone sounded as hoping as Malons.
"There was a bruise on mine." Malon was so happy at this she gave Link #2 the hug that always Ramoni had wished to give him. Ramoni slowly felt jealous and this was a mistake for even trying to find him. She continued to look at them as Link spun her around and watching her laugh was going to make Ramoni leave when she saw fake Link laughing. He raised his hand and punched himself hard on his left arm exactly where the bruise would be. He then ran and pushed Malon away from real Link and grabbed real Link. Then fake Link dragged him outside while spinning circles.
Malon and Ramoni ran outside and were shocked to see both of the Links were fighting, the thing that made it worse was trying to figure out who was the real Link that both girls had fallen in love with. Looking at them was making it no easier because they sounded looked and even dressed the same which made Malon wish that Link had fashion sense. Doesn't matter he was her knight in a shining tunic and it would be weird if he didn't wear his tunic. Malon and Ramoni got both of them of each other. Malon stared at Link #3 and Link #4 trying to figure out who was real. The Links slowly stepped back away from them and then they all stared at each other.
"Malon look I love you please see that." Link #4 said. Malon wanted to believe him but what if he was the fake one. "I loved you ever since we were kids and you called me fairy boy. I was to young to understand but you gave me this special feeling one that I just now got, Please I love you."
Announcer:"Oh my gosh that's so sweet. Wow I hope he's the real one that's just so sweet. Well, how about the atomic death of Earth. So we could go on and on or I could just let you guys wait until the next chapter. No, I'm not that mean just insane. So read on, oh yeah wasn't that sweet.
"I.. don't know if you are the real one." Malon could feel tears slowly fall down her cheeks. "I'm so sorry I just don't know what to say if you-" She was cut of as Link #3 slowly hugged her the way he did yesterday. He hugged her close yet gently. His voice and what he said was what made it all better. How he stroked the back of her head and said, "Shhh, it's o.k., don't cry please don't cry. I understand that this is hard for you. You don't have to pick right now. Honestly I didn't figure I truly loved you until when you first figured out about the bruise. How you hugged me and then everything came together. That's when I figured out today not back then, you kind of scared me with farie boy. I had this strong feeling about you before but now today is when it hit love." Malon slowly cried some more and as she did she felt tears above her head as the fell from Links eyes. She now figured out by how they both sounded she would figure out now if they somehow switched up again, she would know which one was the real one because she was now in love with Link. Now she figured out that she fooled herself, like he said she only truly loved him today not before.
"Links I made my choice." Malon slowly talked with Link still in her arms, "The one in my arms is the one I love and I could only love him because he's honest and you the fake one can't really be him because your just a plain jerk. So who are you?"
The fake Link looked hurt but started laughing and started to say, "So you saw through me, don't get me wrong Malon I love you and the way I feel about you is just sexual and when I saw two of you I got little wrong dreams of all three of us and what we could do in bed together. Oh come on Link you don't remember who I am, well don't blame you we met in the Water Temple but then I was just a shadow of you. Still you know what I plan to do with Malon and Ramoni after I get rid of you they'll be all mine I'll do things to them only they could dream of so what are you going to do about it. You would never be-"
Before Evil horny Link could do anymore chatting good Link stabbed him in the chest and he slowly started to foam up and disappeared while still laughing. Ramoni still watched as Link and Malon started to hug each other and she felt left alone and sad thinking about everything. She took a step out to leave when she heard Malon yell, "Come on stay a while have breakfast at least please." Ramoni wanted to say yes she needed to but she felt so upset and felt like if she did say yes she may regret it. Ramoni just looked at them and suddenly she remembered what they said about love they probably thought it was love at first as she had but wasn't. Maybe it was desire, a desire she may not be able to fight.
Authors Note: Hello, hope you liked and didn't you love the announcer dude. Don't worry I attacked him with a pick ax. Still I wonder how Ramoni will be a problem in chapter 4 oh and don't worry I still have two more problem for the both of them that could be a problem in there relationship. Still I should update within a week or two. Don't worry until then just summon upon the powers of the Kiwi and the Pancakes and maybe the marshmallows. Oh review please I take longer without reviews don't know why just do.
Disclaimer: Halo I just don't own Zelda the princess nor the Game although nevermind, I just don't own it. Still I use to own this little action figure of Link, wonder where it is?
Simple Love
Chapter 2 Twins!..sort.. of..
Malon woke up happier then ever before. Link has come now, He is here to protect and I can... can ... continue to love him. At this thought she started to blush, as she turned over she saw Link in the same bed hugging her. Wow, she now stared to wonder, did something happen during the night. Would he do something to me, NO!!! of course not, right?
"Link, Link wake up." She was going to find out the truth.
"What, Malon good morning." He said having a sweet smile that felt like it melted Malons heart. "So want to start breakfast?"
"Yeah sure, I'll be there in a minute, Let me clean up." Malon watched as her lovely blond left the room. She laughed thinking yep I'm falling for a blond. She was also thinking of Lance, her own made up guy who would do anything for her and now she had one.
As Malons "blond man" slowly went down the stairs he saw Link sleeping in a pile of hay in the corner of the room. Malons "blond man" realized he was going to have to do something when Malon started to walked down the stairs. Malons "blond man" started to panic, he was going to have to to do something. No to late.
"Link why are there two of you?" Malon was scared and now wishing she didn't fall asleep in Links arms. "Link get up."
Slowly Link got up and said, "Good morning Malon how oh damn there are two of me. Malon what is going on?"
If things couldn't help more to stop the future love of Link and Malons now growing love, a red headed farm girl is slowly entering after being called Malon twice when her name is Ramoni. She became an explorer hoping to see her grasshopper her knight in a shining tunic, hoping go see him again and do her child dreams on him hoping it would flow as them bumpy but perfect. She looked up at the ranch ahead of her hearing someone screaming, "Link or are you Link, GOD!!! Who is the Link I spent with last knight." Ramoni slowly opened the door and nearly screamed. She was staring at a girl who looked just like her wearing a wrinkled up farm dress and there were two grasshoppers!
"Who are you and you and you?" Ramoni asked looking as shocked and upset as Malon had been. "Well, umm my name is Ramoni."
The girl who looked just like Ramoni looked up and said, "My name is Malon and one of them is Link my.. umm.." Malon was stuck she was going to say boy friend but one of them was real and the real Link wasn't going to be to happy if he didn't want to be girl friends with her but, what if he did and she did say friend he might be hurt.
Link # 1(the one who slept in the same bed as Malon) got up and said, "My name is Link and Ramoni how come you look like Malon."
Link#2(the one who slept in the hay) who wanted to prove that he was the real one said, "Ramoni you lived in Termina and have a sister who also looks just like you. Also umm you know how to use a bow and called me-"
"Grasshopper, you called me that and I saved you and your farm from alien things." Link #1 also knew the real Links past and seemed to also try to prove being the real Link. All four stood still, Ramoni and Malon still trying to figure out who was the real one.
Announcer:"Now lets review what's going on. There are two Links and both knows the past and stuff. Now Ramoni has come and so what dose she want with Grasshopper/Link. Now wait until next chapter to found out or I could just continue. Fine lets just continue oh yeah real Link is Link number *cuts back to Link 1 and 2, Ramoni, and Malon.*
"I know!" Malon had an idea, a bruise she gave to Link the one night after he defeated Gannondorf. He said that he was unbeatable and how unmarked he was. Malon grew curious if he really was untouchable so she punched him as hard as she could on the left arm and left was a bruise that never left and always looked new. "Ramoni check the Link closer to you and see if he has a bruise on his left arm. If he dose he's the real one." Malon slowly checked Link #2 and nodded at her discovery. She looked at Ramoni who finished checking too.
"Is there one on him?"Malon asked hoping praying for the awnser that would fix all this.
"There was no bruise on mine how about you?" Romani's tone sounded as hoping as Malons.
"There was a bruise on mine." Malon was so happy at this she gave Link #2 the hug that always Ramoni had wished to give him. Ramoni slowly felt jealous and this was a mistake for even trying to find him. She continued to look at them as Link spun her around and watching her laugh was going to make Ramoni leave when she saw fake Link laughing. He raised his hand and punched himself hard on his left arm exactly where the bruise would be. He then ran and pushed Malon away from real Link and grabbed real Link. Then fake Link dragged him outside while spinning circles.
Malon and Ramoni ran outside and were shocked to see both of the Links were fighting, the thing that made it worse was trying to figure out who was the real Link that both girls had fallen in love with. Looking at them was making it no easier because they sounded looked and even dressed the same which made Malon wish that Link had fashion sense. Doesn't matter he was her knight in a shining tunic and it would be weird if he didn't wear his tunic. Malon and Ramoni got both of them of each other. Malon stared at Link #3 and Link #4 trying to figure out who was real. The Links slowly stepped back away from them and then they all stared at each other.
"Malon look I love you please see that." Link #4 said. Malon wanted to believe him but what if he was the fake one. "I loved you ever since we were kids and you called me fairy boy. I was to young to understand but you gave me this special feeling one that I just now got, Please I love you."
Announcer:"Oh my gosh that's so sweet. Wow I hope he's the real one that's just so sweet. Well, how about the atomic death of Earth. So we could go on and on or I could just let you guys wait until the next chapter. No, I'm not that mean just insane. So read on, oh yeah wasn't that sweet.
"I.. don't know if you are the real one." Malon could feel tears slowly fall down her cheeks. "I'm so sorry I just don't know what to say if you-" She was cut of as Link #3 slowly hugged her the way he did yesterday. He hugged her close yet gently. His voice and what he said was what made it all better. How he stroked the back of her head and said, "Shhh, it's o.k., don't cry please don't cry. I understand that this is hard for you. You don't have to pick right now. Honestly I didn't figure I truly loved you until when you first figured out about the bruise. How you hugged me and then everything came together. That's when I figured out today not back then, you kind of scared me with farie boy. I had this strong feeling about you before but now today is when it hit love." Malon slowly cried some more and as she did she felt tears above her head as the fell from Links eyes. She now figured out by how they both sounded she would figure out now if they somehow switched up again, she would know which one was the real one because she was now in love with Link. Now she figured out that she fooled herself, like he said she only truly loved him today not before.
"Links I made my choice." Malon slowly talked with Link still in her arms, "The one in my arms is the one I love and I could only love him because he's honest and you the fake one can't really be him because your just a plain jerk. So who are you?"
The fake Link looked hurt but started laughing and started to say, "So you saw through me, don't get me wrong Malon I love you and the way I feel about you is just sexual and when I saw two of you I got little wrong dreams of all three of us and what we could do in bed together. Oh come on Link you don't remember who I am, well don't blame you we met in the Water Temple but then I was just a shadow of you. Still you know what I plan to do with Malon and Ramoni after I get rid of you they'll be all mine I'll do things to them only they could dream of so what are you going to do about it. You would never be-"
Before Evil horny Link could do anymore chatting good Link stabbed him in the chest and he slowly started to foam up and disappeared while still laughing. Ramoni still watched as Link and Malon started to hug each other and she felt left alone and sad thinking about everything. She took a step out to leave when she heard Malon yell, "Come on stay a while have breakfast at least please." Ramoni wanted to say yes she needed to but she felt so upset and felt like if she did say yes she may regret it. Ramoni just looked at them and suddenly she remembered what they said about love they probably thought it was love at first as she had but wasn't. Maybe it was desire, a desire she may not be able to fight.
Authors Note: Hello, hope you liked and didn't you love the announcer dude. Don't worry I attacked him with a pick ax. Still I wonder how Ramoni will be a problem in chapter 4 oh and don't worry I still have two more problem for the both of them that could be a problem in there relationship. Still I should update within a week or two. Don't worry until then just summon upon the powers of the Kiwi and the Pancakes and maybe the marshmallows. Oh review please I take longer without reviews don't know why just do.