Disclaimer: Okay people, I can't honestly say that I don't own Outlaw Star™ or any of its characters, because if I did…I'd be lying out my ass. I have a two- tape set that my best friend and her sister made for me, tons of computer printouts from some of my favorite sites, and, of course, my twisted little imagination. And because everyone's so god-damn sue-happy nowadays, well…I can't help it. It's just the way things are, unfortunately. Another thing: please don't sue me. I have no money, so baaaaaack, lawyers, stay back!
So…do 'ya want to see how twisted I really am? You do? Really? Well then…I'm going to tell you what inspired me to write this insane fic…it was…A CABBAGE SACK!!! Yes, you read right! The big spark for my literary fuse! I have two cabbage sacks in my room. One day I look at them and suddenly this idea jumps into my head…

BAH! Just read the fic, for crying out loud!!!