Chapter one: The Cabbage Sack Surprise!
It was a beautiful Friday morning in Locust. The sun was slowly creeping over the horizon and every building was basking in its warm orange glow, but the first building it always reached was Starwind & Hawking. It was only 5:30 in the morning and everyone's still asleep, except for the early bird Suzuka, who could be found sitting on the roof with her bokuto…
*THUD*
She looks down from the roof and spots a bright green sack leaning against the door. "I wonder who left that there." With one swift jump she takes to the air and lands on her feet holding her bokuto, cautiously approaching the green plastic bag slowly…
"So what's a bag full of cabbage doing here? I don't remember ordering 50 lbs. of cabbage heads," the curious assassin kneels down to inspect the bag, then she stands up and unties the drawstring…
*SPLAT* The lethal woman is suddenly covered in blueberry pie filling.
"Ugh…" She takes her hand and wipes her face, "Great. Just friggin' great! My robe is dirty again and it just came back from the dry cleaners!" then she gets an idea. "Hmm…maybe I should pay Gene back for that one time…"
She smiles and closes the bag, then she opens the door and drags it inside.
"This little present is going to come in handy…" She quietly closes to door and goes to the bathroom to wash up and change robes. About ten minutes later she comes out and writes a little note, leaving it by the sack and heading out afterwards.
And about three hours later everyone else wakes up, but Aisha spots the bag first….
"Huh? What's this? Cabbages?! Yuck!" *SPLAT* *howl*
"Aisha! What the hell happened?!" Jim runs into the room and stares at the pie-covered catgirl, then he bursts out laughing.
"It's the cabbage sack. Look at what it did to me, Jim." Aisha whines.
"How can a cabbage sack even do such a thing?" Jim chirps in between laughs.
"Believe me, Jim. See for yourself!"
"Okie dokie…" Jim opens the bag and…*SPLAT* "Ack!"
Aisha laughs her ass off and Jim doesn't find it funny, so he slaps her.
"Hey, will you guys please keep it down?" Just then, Gene descends from upstairs, wearing his black boxers and possessing the effects of a severe hangover. He scratches his crotch and yawns, continuing to stumble down the staircase. Both pie-covered crewmates give him a disgusted look.
"Damn…Gene got trashed…" Jim snickers and Aisha nudges him.
"Hey, Jimmy…are you thinking what I'm thinking?
"Oh, yeah…" Jim snickers again and winks at Aisha.
"Man, I feel like shit…" The hung-over redhead mumbles and staggers off to the bathroom.
It was a beautiful Friday morning in Locust. The sun was slowly creeping over the horizon and every building was basking in its warm orange glow, but the first building it always reached was Starwind & Hawking. It was only 5:30 in the morning and everyone's still asleep, except for the early bird Suzuka, who could be found sitting on the roof with her bokuto…
*THUD*
She looks down from the roof and spots a bright green sack leaning against the door. "I wonder who left that there." With one swift jump she takes to the air and lands on her feet holding her bokuto, cautiously approaching the green plastic bag slowly…
"So what's a bag full of cabbage doing here? I don't remember ordering 50 lbs. of cabbage heads," the curious assassin kneels down to inspect the bag, then she stands up and unties the drawstring…
*SPLAT* The lethal woman is suddenly covered in blueberry pie filling.
"Ugh…" She takes her hand and wipes her face, "Great. Just friggin' great! My robe is dirty again and it just came back from the dry cleaners!" then she gets an idea. "Hmm…maybe I should pay Gene back for that one time…"
She smiles and closes the bag, then she opens the door and drags it inside.
"This little present is going to come in handy…" She quietly closes to door and goes to the bathroom to wash up and change robes. About ten minutes later she comes out and writes a little note, leaving it by the sack and heading out afterwards.
And about three hours later everyone else wakes up, but Aisha spots the bag first….
"Huh? What's this? Cabbages?! Yuck!" *SPLAT* *howl*
"Aisha! What the hell happened?!" Jim runs into the room and stares at the pie-covered catgirl, then he bursts out laughing.
"It's the cabbage sack. Look at what it did to me, Jim." Aisha whines.
"How can a cabbage sack even do such a thing?" Jim chirps in between laughs.
"Believe me, Jim. See for yourself!"
"Okie dokie…" Jim opens the bag and…*SPLAT* "Ack!"
Aisha laughs her ass off and Jim doesn't find it funny, so he slaps her.
"Hey, will you guys please keep it down?" Just then, Gene descends from upstairs, wearing his black boxers and possessing the effects of a severe hangover. He scratches his crotch and yawns, continuing to stumble down the staircase. Both pie-covered crewmates give him a disgusted look.
"Damn…Gene got trashed…" Jim snickers and Aisha nudges him.
"Hey, Jimmy…are you thinking what I'm thinking?
"Oh, yeah…" Jim snickers again and winks at Aisha.
"Man, I feel like shit…" The hung-over redhead mumbles and staggers off to the bathroom.