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RSPCV (The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Vivi)
Best song to listen to during this chapter- Simple and clean (Kingdom Hearts)
This society was originally made because Amarant flattened Vivi in Cjh.Y2k3, so I created a group, which started of only a few members, to seek and destroy Amarant wherever he says the dreaded phrase (I'm too cool to.(shudders)) This is my story, as the leader of this ever growing organization (whew, big word!), to finally eliminate the intended target (Amarant), and to protect the beloved, innocent Vivi! (Never mind may, this WILL contain major Amarant bashing!)
Day 1: V day.
(Diary Note) Today I witnessed the most unimaginable, the most disgustingly thing possible. Vivi was flattened, by that (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) Amarant! (Don't you just love copy and paste!) I have decided to put a stop to the endless torture that is Vivi getting harmed, I must destroy Amarant!
(At a secret warehouse somewhere in the middle of nowhere.) Naz(me)- Ladies, gentlemen and gentlechocobo. Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Naz- .I have called you here today to put an end to the endless violence that is issued on Vivi. Do you know who the main perpetrator is? Mr 188- Eiko? Mr 276- Steiner? Steiner- I heartily take offense at that! Mr 276- Sorry. Mikoto- Kuja? Scottish Superstar- Oranges! Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Naz- No, Amarant! Dagger- Shouldn't we give him another chance? Naz- He flattened Vivi, remember? Dagger- Oh yeah! Fry the Bastard! Naz- 0.0 Dagger- What? Naz- Whatever. Squall- THAT'S MY LINE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Naz-',:-\ Squall- I'll shut up now. Naz- Oookay. Bobby Corwen- Kweh!
The RSPCV is formed!
Day 2 Rapid Research!
(The start of a new day, and I walked into the Warehouse, only to find it has been turned into a hi-tech headquarters with research lab to match!)
Naz- Wow! Mikoto- Ah Naz, we have already started without you, sorry! But you will be pleased to hear we have created a one hit kill rabid pink plastic flamingo set for Amarant only, but we are still in the development of the Amarant seeking tomahawk cruise missile. Naz- Wow! Mikoto- We just cannot work out the philanthropologics and someone must have mislaid an important algebra equation. Naz- Mikoto? Mikoto- Yes? Naz- SHUT UP!
(Later that day, after Mikoto finally shut up, I saw a certain Steiner inspect a bug lamp taken from the Sims.)
Steiner- Hmmm.(Touches it, is zapped and ends up unconscious on the floor) Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- The power of copy and paste! Steiner- (recovering) Moo. Naz- ',:-\
Oookay, that was weird. If you would like to be a member of the RSPCV, please say so in any reviews! Any flamers will be used to torch Amarant! Reviews! Bobby Corwen- Kweh!
Best song to listen to during this chapter- Simple and clean (Kingdom Hearts)
This society was originally made because Amarant flattened Vivi in Cjh.Y2k3, so I created a group, which started of only a few members, to seek and destroy Amarant wherever he says the dreaded phrase (I'm too cool to.(shudders)) This is my story, as the leader of this ever growing organization (whew, big word!), to finally eliminate the intended target (Amarant), and to protect the beloved, innocent Vivi! (Never mind may, this WILL contain major Amarant bashing!)
Day 1: V day.
(Diary Note) Today I witnessed the most unimaginable, the most disgustingly thing possible. Vivi was flattened, by that (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) (beep!) Amarant! (Don't you just love copy and paste!) I have decided to put a stop to the endless torture that is Vivi getting harmed, I must destroy Amarant!
(At a secret warehouse somewhere in the middle of nowhere.) Naz(me)- Ladies, gentlemen and gentlechocobo. Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Naz- .I have called you here today to put an end to the endless violence that is issued on Vivi. Do you know who the main perpetrator is? Mr 188- Eiko? Mr 276- Steiner? Steiner- I heartily take offense at that! Mr 276- Sorry. Mikoto- Kuja? Scottish Superstar- Oranges! Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Naz- No, Amarant! Dagger- Shouldn't we give him another chance? Naz- He flattened Vivi, remember? Dagger- Oh yeah! Fry the Bastard! Naz- 0.0 Dagger- What? Naz- Whatever. Squall- THAT'S MY LINE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Naz-',:-\ Squall- I'll shut up now. Naz- Oookay. Bobby Corwen- Kweh!
The RSPCV is formed!
Day 2 Rapid Research!
(The start of a new day, and I walked into the Warehouse, only to find it has been turned into a hi-tech headquarters with research lab to match!)
Naz- Wow! Mikoto- Ah Naz, we have already started without you, sorry! But you will be pleased to hear we have created a one hit kill rabid pink plastic flamingo set for Amarant only, but we are still in the development of the Amarant seeking tomahawk cruise missile. Naz- Wow! Mikoto- We just cannot work out the philanthropologics and someone must have mislaid an important algebra equation. Naz- Mikoto? Mikoto- Yes? Naz- SHUT UP!
(Later that day, after Mikoto finally shut up, I saw a certain Steiner inspect a bug lamp taken from the Sims.)
Steiner- Hmmm.(Touches it, is zapped and ends up unconscious on the floor) Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- (Hand to forehead) Squall- THAT'S MY GESTURE!!! (Explodes, implodes, spontaneously combusts, performs Hari-Kari, plays ping pong using a grenade as a ball, runs around with his underwear on his head and is pecked to death by rabid pink plastic flamingoes) Bobby Corwen- Kweh! Dagger- Awww, innee cute! Naz- ',:-\ Mr 654- (o)(o) BOOBIES!! Naz- The power of copy and paste! Steiner- (recovering) Moo. Naz- ',:-\
Oookay, that was weird. If you would like to be a member of the RSPCV, please say so in any reviews! Any flamers will be used to torch Amarant! Reviews! Bobby Corwen- Kweh!