There's Always Room for J-E-L-L-O
Notes: Okay, I know it's kind of obvious, but this is a story about Jello. General fluff. Really stupid. But Jellos is cool. Spock meets jello for the forst time. McCoy gets to be amused. I'm a sucker for fluff. Forgive me. After this I WILL, truly, work on something worthwhile.
"It... wiggles."
"It's supposed to wiggle. That's what it does. Now put it in your mouth, swirl it around and swallow."
Okay, that didn't sound right, but that was the point. Too see how sick you people *points at the readers* think. This exchange was perfectly innocent. They were talking about Jello, thank you very much. Honestly, some people. *shakes head*
"It... wiggles. Foodstuff are not permitted to... wiggle."
"Anything can wiggle. Most importantly, jello has to wiggle. If it doesn't wiggle it's not jello."
"Leonard..."
"Just -eat- some."
"Must I?"
"If I told you that if you ate this lime jello I'd leave you alone?"
"...For how long?"
"About an hour."
At this moment, the piece of jello is picked up by nimble fingers. And ingested.
"Leonard, this is disgusting."
"You're too picky."
"It is wiggling sugar, Leonard."
"It's not wiggling sugar you idiot, it's jello!"
"It is disgusting, it does not matter what it's name is."
"You have no sense of adventure, do you?"
Another pice of jello is picked up, it, however, is thrown. It makes a noise, something like 'splut' on the a face.
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"I believe the coorect term is 'food fight'"
-End
Note: Okay, I am aware of the fact that that is SO nearly impossible, but I can dream, right?
Notes: Okay, I know it's kind of obvious, but this is a story about Jello. General fluff. Really stupid. But Jellos is cool. Spock meets jello for the forst time. McCoy gets to be amused. I'm a sucker for fluff. Forgive me. After this I WILL, truly, work on something worthwhile.
"It... wiggles."
"It's supposed to wiggle. That's what it does. Now put it in your mouth, swirl it around and swallow."
Okay, that didn't sound right, but that was the point. Too see how sick you people *points at the readers* think. This exchange was perfectly innocent. They were talking about Jello, thank you very much. Honestly, some people. *shakes head*
"It... wiggles. Foodstuff are not permitted to... wiggle."
"Anything can wiggle. Most importantly, jello has to wiggle. If it doesn't wiggle it's not jello."
"Leonard..."
"Just -eat- some."
"Must I?"
"If I told you that if you ate this lime jello I'd leave you alone?"
"...For how long?"
"About an hour."
At this moment, the piece of jello is picked up by nimble fingers. And ingested.
"Leonard, this is disgusting."
"You're too picky."
"It is wiggling sugar, Leonard."
"It's not wiggling sugar you idiot, it's jello!"
"It is disgusting, it does not matter what it's name is."
"You have no sense of adventure, do you?"
Another pice of jello is picked up, it, however, is thrown. It makes a noise, something like 'splut' on the a face.
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"I believe the coorect term is 'food fight'"
-End
Note: Okay, I am aware of the fact that that is SO nearly impossible, but I can dream, right?