Tales of Tortallans-chapter 3 (the real chapter 2)
A/N I bet you all thought I gave up on this fic didn't you??? Well, I didn't! hehe
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, myself, and karaoke time. Lady Lily owns herself. ( I hope )
* a big screen comes out of the floor and the lights dim. The screen starts playing the interview with Roger *
Roger: * sitting on floor sulking and muttering things * I cant believe im dead, I cant believe im dead.
Lady Kel: * walks up to Roger * * hits him on the head* Stop that! We have come to. * is cut off by Roger *
Roger: Rescue me?!?
Lady Lily: * wrinkles nose * Eww. No way.
Lady Kel: As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, we have come to interview you!! Isnt that great?
Roger: * grumbles * Whatever
Lady Lily: * sits in chair and gets out bag of questions from reviewers * * hands first question over to Lady Kel *
Lady Kel: * reads question * * says knowingly * its from Keita.
* sobbing * WHY DID YOU DO IT??????? WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY! * sob sob sob * howzzat? Hehe.
Keita
Roger: Well. I did it because. I wanted the crown! And I wanted Jonathon DEAD!! Why you ask? Because he was so much better looking than meeeeee!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! * sobs *
Lady Lily: * bursts out laughing *
Roger: * death glare *
Lady Lily: * stops laughing * * hands Lady Kel next question *
Lady Kel: * says knowingly * this one is from Angel Reaper. Nice name!
Even though I don't really like Roger ( like does anyone like him?) I will give him one question to answer. Does he hate Alanna for what she did to him? Cuz I can imagine he does.
Angel Reaper
Roger: Aah. beautiful Alanna. * shakes head * Of course I hate her! She killed me twice! I would have made her my Queeeeeeeeeen!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! * sobs again* HEY!!! * stops sobbing * Of course people like me!!! I like me!!!! * angry look*
Lady Kel: Ok. * weird look on face *
Lady Lily: * looks horrified * hands over next question.
Lady Kel: Its from SportzGurl.
How did it feel to be killed by a GURL???
SportzGurl
Roger: * dazed look * it felt wonderful. * snaps out of it * Ehrm. I mean. it was horrible! And embarrassing too! The greatest sorcerer in the land, killed by a little bitty redheaded girl! * huffs* Its not fair.
Lady Kel and Lady Lily: *roll their eyes *
Lady Lily: * hands over next question *
Lady Kel: Its from my friend!!! Shelly Salmalin!!! YAY!!!
Did you love Alanna or something???
Shelly Salmalin
Roger: * blushes * Maaaaybe.
Lady Kel: Answer the question or I will make you.. * thinks up interesting torture for Roger * I will make you clean my trailor!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Roger: * looks terrified * NOOOOOO!!!! OK!!! YES!!! I LOVED ALANNA!!! BUT SHE DIDN'T LOVE MEEEE!!! SHE LOVED JON!!!!! WAAAAH!!!! * crys *
Alanna: * suddenly appears looking dazed * WHAT??? DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID????? * grabs sword and chases Roger * COME BACK YOU EVIL PERSON YOU!!!!
Lady Kel: * evil laughter * MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Alanna! Come back! I need Roger to answer more questions!!!
Alanna: * puts sword down * Ok * sulks *
Lady Lily: * hands over next question * Don't worry. You can have your fun after he answers our questions!
Alanna: * cheers up *
Lady Kel: Its from QueenPiscies!
Roger- Why did you go evil in the first place???
QueenPiscies
Roger: Because I wanted the crown!!! And I wanted Jon dead! I wanted to be the best looking guy around!! But JON had to go and spoil it!!! * angry look *
Lady Kel: Ok. Next question!
Lady Lily: * hands over next question *
Lady Kel: Its from Keziah!
Ok.
1. Did you ever feel something more than friendship for Alex?
2. Whats it like to get killed, rise from the dead, then get killed again by the same person??
3. If Alanna were here what would you do and say to her?
Keziah
Roger: Of course I did!!! Alex was like my little brother!!
Alex: Did I hear my name?
Lady Kel: * death glare *
Alanna: * evil grin * Oh Alex! Come heeeere!! * runs after Alex *
Alex: NOOOOO!!!!
Lady Kel: Well that takes care of him.
Roger: Whats it like?? PAINFUL THAT'S WHAT!!! Hmm. if Alanna were here. I would hug her and kiss her and hug her and kiss her and hug her and- * is cut off *
Lady Kel: * claps hand over Roger's mouth * SHUTUP!! Geeze. Well that was our last question! Bye Roger! Alanna we're leaving!
Alanna, Lady Kel, Lady Lily: * dissapear *
Back on the show the lights turn back on and screen goes back into floor.
Lady Kel: That was one of our more interesting interviews.
Unknown crewmember: * holds up CLAP sign *
Audience: * claps *
Lady Lily: DV!! Come here a minute! * tells DV something *
Disembodied Voice: Time for today's guests!! Numair Salmalin and Veralidaine Sarrasri!!!
Numair: * walks onstage and waves *
Girl in audience: MARRY ME NUMAIR!!!!
Girl in audience # 2: WE LOVE YOU!!!
All girls in audience: * hold up signs that say things like WE LOVE U and MARRY ME *
Numair: * blushes *
Lady Lily: * shrieks * MY LUCKY ANKLET!!! I FORGOT IT!!!
Lady Kel: Well you know what that means. We have to call in our substitute co-host while Lady Lily gets her anklet! Shelly Salmalin come on out!!!
Unknown Crewmember: * holds up CLAP sign *
Audience: * claps *
Shelly: * walks out and waves * Hi!!!
Numair: * eyes Shelly *
Shelly: * starts playing with her hair * ( A/N we don't blush we play with our hair lol)
Lady Lily: * greets Shelly and walks offstage to find lucky anklet *
Lady Kel: Where's Daine????
Numair: * sighs * She had to miss the show. She's currently in the Realms of the Gods visiting Sarra and Weiryn.
Shelly: Oh too bad. * looks very happy *
Numair: * smiles at Shelly *
Shelly: * starts playing with hair again *
Lady Kel: * evil grin * * resumes normal look * So, Numair, having any relationship problems?
Numair: * sighs * Well, every time I go to snuggle up with her, an animal crawls in between us. And we have been arguing about her pets lately.
Lady Lily: * screams * I FOUND IT!!!!
Shelly: looks like its time for me to leave now. * smiles at Numair *
Numair: * grins and follows Shelly offstage *
Lady Kel: Who's the best matchmaker in the world? Oh yeah! ME! * does happy dance *
Lady Lily: * joins in on happy dance * Wait. Why are we doing the happy dance??
Lady Kel: Cuz I set Shelly up with Numair! Oh yeah! * resumes doing happy dance*
Lady Kel: *stops dancing * DV come here a sec! * whispers in DV's ear *
Disembodied Voice: Now for today's Karaoke Time!!
George: * walks onstage wearing shirt and breeches *
Alanna: * follows George onstage wearing shirt and breeches also *
George: * picks up microphone * There she was just a walkin down the street singin Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. Snappin her fingers and shufflin her feet singin doo wah diddy dum diddy doo. She looked good,
Alanna: looked good
George: She looked fine
Alanna: looked fine
Both: And I nearly lost my mind!
George: There she was just a walkin next to me singin doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo! Holdin my hand just as natural as can be singin doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddy doo. We walked on
Alanna: walked on
George: To my inn
Alanna: To my inn
Both: then we kissed a little more
George: There she was just a walkin down the street singin doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. Snappin her fingers and shufflin her feet singin doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo We looked good
Alanna: looked good
George: we looked fine
Alanna: looked fine
Both: Wedding bells are gonna chime! * bow *
Lady Kel: Awesome! Best karaoke act so far!!
Unknown Crewmember: * holds up CLAP sign again *
Audience: * claps *
Lady Kel and Lady Lily: Well! That's it for today's episode of.
Audience, unknown crewmember, Lady Kel, Lady Lily, and Disembodied Voice: Tale of Tortallans!!!!
Audience: * screams loudly *
Lady Kel and Lady Lily: * bow and walk offstage *
HEY HEY!! I finally got chapter 2 up! WOOOO HOOO! READ AND REVIEW!!! Peace, Love, and Goddess Bless!
~~Lady Kel of Queenscove
A/N I bet you all thought I gave up on this fic didn't you??? Well, I didn't! hehe
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot, myself, and karaoke time. Lady Lily owns herself. ( I hope )
* a big screen comes out of the floor and the lights dim. The screen starts playing the interview with Roger *
Roger: * sitting on floor sulking and muttering things * I cant believe im dead, I cant believe im dead.
Lady Kel: * walks up to Roger * * hits him on the head* Stop that! We have come to. * is cut off by Roger *
Roger: Rescue me?!?
Lady Lily: * wrinkles nose * Eww. No way.
Lady Kel: As I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, we have come to interview you!! Isnt that great?
Roger: * grumbles * Whatever
Lady Lily: * sits in chair and gets out bag of questions from reviewers * * hands first question over to Lady Kel *
Lady Kel: * reads question * * says knowingly * its from Keita.
* sobbing * WHY DID YOU DO IT??????? WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY! * sob sob sob * howzzat? Hehe.
Keita
Roger: Well. I did it because. I wanted the crown! And I wanted Jonathon DEAD!! Why you ask? Because he was so much better looking than meeeeee!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! * sobs *
Lady Lily: * bursts out laughing *
Roger: * death glare *
Lady Lily: * stops laughing * * hands Lady Kel next question *
Lady Kel: * says knowingly * this one is from Angel Reaper. Nice name!
Even though I don't really like Roger ( like does anyone like him?) I will give him one question to answer. Does he hate Alanna for what she did to him? Cuz I can imagine he does.
Angel Reaper
Roger: Aah. beautiful Alanna. * shakes head * Of course I hate her! She killed me twice! I would have made her my Queeeeeeeeeen!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!! * sobs again* HEY!!! * stops sobbing * Of course people like me!!! I like me!!!! * angry look*
Lady Kel: Ok. * weird look on face *
Lady Lily: * looks horrified * hands over next question.
Lady Kel: Its from SportzGurl.
How did it feel to be killed by a GURL???
SportzGurl
Roger: * dazed look * it felt wonderful. * snaps out of it * Ehrm. I mean. it was horrible! And embarrassing too! The greatest sorcerer in the land, killed by a little bitty redheaded girl! * huffs* Its not fair.
Lady Kel and Lady Lily: *roll their eyes *
Lady Lily: * hands over next question *
Lady Kel: Its from my friend!!! Shelly Salmalin!!! YAY!!!
Did you love Alanna or something???
Shelly Salmalin
Roger: * blushes * Maaaaybe.
Lady Kel: Answer the question or I will make you.. * thinks up interesting torture for Roger * I will make you clean my trailor!! MWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Roger: * looks terrified * NOOOOOO!!!! OK!!! YES!!! I LOVED ALANNA!!! BUT SHE DIDN'T LOVE MEEEE!!! SHE LOVED JON!!!!! WAAAAH!!!! * crys *
Alanna: * suddenly appears looking dazed * WHAT??? DID HE JUST SAY WHAT I THOUGHT HE SAID????? * grabs sword and chases Roger * COME BACK YOU EVIL PERSON YOU!!!!
Lady Kel: * evil laughter * MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Alanna! Come back! I need Roger to answer more questions!!!
Alanna: * puts sword down * Ok * sulks *
Lady Lily: * hands over next question * Don't worry. You can have your fun after he answers our questions!
Alanna: * cheers up *
Lady Kel: Its from QueenPiscies!
Roger- Why did you go evil in the first place???
QueenPiscies
Roger: Because I wanted the crown!!! And I wanted Jon dead! I wanted to be the best looking guy around!! But JON had to go and spoil it!!! * angry look *
Lady Kel: Ok. Next question!
Lady Lily: * hands over next question *
Lady Kel: Its from Keziah!
Ok.
1. Did you ever feel something more than friendship for Alex?
2. Whats it like to get killed, rise from the dead, then get killed again by the same person??
3. If Alanna were here what would you do and say to her?
Keziah
Roger: Of course I did!!! Alex was like my little brother!!
Alex: Did I hear my name?
Lady Kel: * death glare *
Alanna: * evil grin * Oh Alex! Come heeeere!! * runs after Alex *
Alex: NOOOOO!!!!
Lady Kel: Well that takes care of him.
Roger: Whats it like?? PAINFUL THAT'S WHAT!!! Hmm. if Alanna were here. I would hug her and kiss her and hug her and kiss her and hug her and- * is cut off *
Lady Kel: * claps hand over Roger's mouth * SHUTUP!! Geeze. Well that was our last question! Bye Roger! Alanna we're leaving!
Alanna, Lady Kel, Lady Lily: * dissapear *
Back on the show the lights turn back on and screen goes back into floor.
Lady Kel: That was one of our more interesting interviews.
Unknown crewmember: * holds up CLAP sign *
Audience: * claps *
Lady Lily: DV!! Come here a minute! * tells DV something *
Disembodied Voice: Time for today's guests!! Numair Salmalin and Veralidaine Sarrasri!!!
Numair: * walks onstage and waves *
Girl in audience: MARRY ME NUMAIR!!!!
Girl in audience # 2: WE LOVE YOU!!!
All girls in audience: * hold up signs that say things like WE LOVE U and MARRY ME *
Numair: * blushes *
Lady Lily: * shrieks * MY LUCKY ANKLET!!! I FORGOT IT!!!
Lady Kel: Well you know what that means. We have to call in our substitute co-host while Lady Lily gets her anklet! Shelly Salmalin come on out!!!
Unknown Crewmember: * holds up CLAP sign *
Audience: * claps *
Shelly: * walks out and waves * Hi!!!
Numair: * eyes Shelly *
Shelly: * starts playing with her hair * ( A/N we don't blush we play with our hair lol)
Lady Lily: * greets Shelly and walks offstage to find lucky anklet *
Lady Kel: Where's Daine????
Numair: * sighs * She had to miss the show. She's currently in the Realms of the Gods visiting Sarra and Weiryn.
Shelly: Oh too bad. * looks very happy *
Numair: * smiles at Shelly *
Shelly: * starts playing with hair again *
Lady Kel: * evil grin * * resumes normal look * So, Numair, having any relationship problems?
Numair: * sighs * Well, every time I go to snuggle up with her, an animal crawls in between us. And we have been arguing about her pets lately.
Lady Lily: * screams * I FOUND IT!!!!
Shelly: looks like its time for me to leave now. * smiles at Numair *
Numair: * grins and follows Shelly offstage *
Lady Kel: Who's the best matchmaker in the world? Oh yeah! ME! * does happy dance *
Lady Lily: * joins in on happy dance * Wait. Why are we doing the happy dance??
Lady Kel: Cuz I set Shelly up with Numair! Oh yeah! * resumes doing happy dance*
Lady Kel: *stops dancing * DV come here a sec! * whispers in DV's ear *
Disembodied Voice: Now for today's Karaoke Time!!
George: * walks onstage wearing shirt and breeches *
Alanna: * follows George onstage wearing shirt and breeches also *
George: * picks up microphone * There she was just a walkin down the street singin Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. Snappin her fingers and shufflin her feet singin doo wah diddy dum diddy doo. She looked good,
Alanna: looked good
George: She looked fine
Alanna: looked fine
Both: And I nearly lost my mind!
George: There she was just a walkin next to me singin doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo! Holdin my hand just as natural as can be singin doo wah diddy diddy diddy dum diddy doo. We walked on
Alanna: walked on
George: To my inn
Alanna: To my inn
Both: then we kissed a little more
George: There she was just a walkin down the street singin doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. Snappin her fingers and shufflin her feet singin doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo We looked good
Alanna: looked good
George: we looked fine
Alanna: looked fine
Both: Wedding bells are gonna chime! * bow *
Lady Kel: Awesome! Best karaoke act so far!!
Unknown Crewmember: * holds up CLAP sign again *
Audience: * claps *
Lady Kel and Lady Lily: Well! That's it for today's episode of.
Audience, unknown crewmember, Lady Kel, Lady Lily, and Disembodied Voice: Tale of Tortallans!!!!
Audience: * screams loudly *
Lady Kel and Lady Lily: * bow and walk offstage *
HEY HEY!! I finally got chapter 2 up! WOOOO HOOO! READ AND REVIEW!!! Peace, Love, and Goddess Bless!
~~Lady Kel of Queenscove