Tales of Tortallans-chapter 3
A/N My favorite cousin Issa helped me write this chapter
Disclaimer: all I own is the plot, myself, and Karaoke time. Lady Lily owns herself, Issa owns herself, her lucky hamster named Luckie, and her dog Sophie, and the Tortallans are owned by Tamora Pierce so don't sue me!!! * waves sword around crazily * MWAHAHAHA!!
Disembodied Voice: Welcome to today's episode of Tales of Tortallans with our hostesses Lady Kel of Queenscove, Lady Lily, and Princess Issa, Lady Kel's cousin!!
Unknown Crewmember: * holds up our favorite CLAP sign *
Audience: * claps *
Lady Kel, Lady Lily, and Princess Issa: * walk onstage gossiping *
Lady Kel: Welcome to Tales of Tortallans! Today we have a special guest!!
Princess Issa: Hi!!! * waves to audience *
Man in audience: * faints *
Other men in audience: * blush *
Princess Issa: * weird look on face * Is there something wrong with my hair or something?
Lady Lily: Noooo..
Lady Kel: Anyway.. Today's episode is an ALL KARAOKE EPISODE!!!
Princess Issa: Today's show will be called the Karaoke Madness episode!
Lady Kel: Now for our first contestant Roger singing Im a Nut
Roger: * walks out onstage wearing brown shirt and leggings with green tunic *
Princess Issa: *Thinks to herself what is he wearing * * puts false smile on face * Great outfit Roger! * mutters quietly * Not.
Lady Lily: U may begin when u want.
Roger: * smiles * * picks up microphone and starts to sing * I'm just an acorn round, sitting on the cocoa ground, everyone steps on me that is why I'm cracked u see. I'm a nut * clicks tongue twice and taps head twice * I'm a nut, Im a nut, I'm a nut! * repeats movements * Called myself on the telephone just to see if I was home, ask myself out on a date, picked me up at half past eight * taps his watch * I'm a nut, * does movements * I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut. Took myself to the movie show sat myself in the very last row, put my hands around my waist I got so fresh I slapped my face, Im a nut, * does movements* I'm a nut, Im a nut, Im a nut, Im a nut...
Wait. am I sposed to know the whole song??? * looks worried *
Lady Kel and Princess Issa: YES!!! * roll eyes *
Unknown Crewmember: *pulls Roger off stage *
Roger : *yells * did I win????
Princess Issa: *yells with an attitude * NO!!
Lady Kel: * looks exasperated * He is sooo annoying!! I am NEVER letting him on an episode of this show again unless its about stupid crazy people which isn't happening anytime soon. Unknown Crewmember take Roger to my trailor!! By the time this show is done, I want it CLEAN!!!
Roger: * terrified look * NOT THE TRAILOR!!!! AAAAAAH!!!!! * attempts to run off * * is unsuccessful *
Princess Issa: Lady Lily would u please tells us who are next contestant is.
Lady Lily: Sure, our next contestant is Faithful, singing meow, meow, meow.
* Faithful walks out onstage *
Lady Kel: isn't he cute.
Sophie, Princess Issa's dog: * tries to chase Faithful * * is grabbed by Princess Issa *
Lady Lily: You may begin.
Faithful: * comes out wearing purple shirt * * sings into microphone headset * Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow, meow! I want chicken, I want liver, meow meow meow meow, Please deliver! Meow meow meow!
Lady Kel: * gushes * AAW!!! That was SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Princess Issa: well.. I think he is hungry. Well I can say one thing it was better than the last one who didn't even know the whole song!! * rolls her eyes *
Lady Kel: Take him to my trailor and give him some food!
Faithful: While im there, Im gonna give that Roger a piece of my mind!!! * grumbles about crazy blonde cat killers *
Princess Issa: Poor faithful. Go get him!! * thinks to herself how annoying roger is *
Lady Kel: Now, our next guest will be Veralidaine Sarrasri singing Underneath Your Clothes!
Daine: * walks out in blue long sleeved dress that flares out at the wrists and has silver embroidery * * picks up microphone and sings while pointing to a blushing Numair * You're a song, written by the hands of Gods, don't get me wrong, for this might sound to you a bit odd, but you own the place, where all my thoughts go hidin, and right under your clothes, is where I find them! Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story, there's the man I chose, there's my territory, and all the things I deserve, for being such a good girl honey! Because of you, I forgot the smart ways to lie, because of you, I'm running our of reasons to cry, when the friends are gone, when the party's over, we will still belong, to each other! Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story, there's the man I chose, there's my territory, and all the things I deserve for being such a good girl honey! I love you more than all that's on the planet, movin talking walkin breathin, you know its true, oh babe its so funny, you almost don't believe it, as every voice is hangin from the silence, lamps are hangin from the ceilin, like a lady tied to her manners, im tied up to this feeling! Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story, there's the man I chose, there's my territory, and all the things I deserve, for being such a good girl, for bein such a good girl!!! * bows and walks offstage *
Lady Kel and Princess Issa: Wow. * cheer * We love that song!!!!!
Lady Lily: * mutters to herself * I hate that song. Why would anyone would sing that song. Urgh.
Princess Issa: Our next contestant is Numair Salmalin.
Numair: * walks out onstage wearing a black robe *
Lady lily: Numair will be singing a part from I like big butts.
Lady Kel: You may begin at any time you want.
Numair: *Grabs microphone * I like big butts and I cannot lie when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get SPRUNG. * grins and walks offstage *
Princess Issa: well... oookay
Lady Kel: That was... interesting. * false smile * Anyways.Princess Issa tell us who are last contestant is.
Princess Issa: our last contestant, George will be singing Eyes Like Yours.
George: * walks out in white shirt and tan breeches * * picks up microphone and starts to sing while pointing to Lady Kel, Princess Issa, and Lady Lily * oh you know I have seen, a sky without sun, a man with no nation, saints captive in chains, a song with no name for lack of imagination, Ya eh, Ya eh, Yaya eh, and I have seen, darker than ebony, and know it seems that I without your eyes can never be, my one desire, all I aspire, is in your eyes forever to live, traveled all over the seven oceans cus there is nothing that I wouldn't give, came from Bahrein, got to Beirut, looking for someone comparing to you, tearing down windows and doors, and I could not find eyes like yours. * smiles at hostesses and walks offstage *
Lady Kel, Princess Issa, and Lady Lily: * start playing with their hair *
Princess Issa: *gasp* how beautiful *wipes away tear drop *
Lady Lily: that was okay I guess. The only thing I like about that song was the fact that George sung it.
Lady Kel: * says in sing song voice * oh you know you loved it. It was the best song I ever heard!!!
All: Now time for us to decide who the three winners will be!!!!!! * whisper a lot *
Lady Kel: The third place winner will be * drumroll * * gasp * * faints * * wakes up * ROGER WITH IM A NUT!!!!!!! * sobs *
Roger: * exits trailor looking smug * HA! TOLD YA I'D WIN!
Lady Kel and Princess Issa: * say with attitude * Yeah third place! And you won yourself another trailor cleaning! HA!!
Lady lily: the second place winner is....... *opens little envelope * Veralidaine Sarrasri with Underneath Your Clothes!!!!!!
Princess Issa: our first place winner or should I say winners are George with Eyes Like Yours, and Faithful with meow meow meow.
All of the contestants: * walk onstage and take a long bow *
Lady Kel: Third place winner receives.. * drumroll * A new cleaning rag for when he re-cleans mine and Princess Issa's trailors!!!! And if he gives attitude about it, he will be cleaning Lily's trailor too!! * death glare *
Second Place winner will receive a hamster since we all love them!!!!!
Daine: * beams * I looooooove animals!!!!
Lady Kel: And the first place winners will receive cat nip and a lock picking set!!!! All of the contestants, even the ones who didn't win, will receive the book So you want to train your magic!!!!! Now for a grand finale, Princess Issa and I will be singing Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo!!!!!!!
Both: There we were just a walking down the street singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. Snapping our fingers and shuffling our feet singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. We looked good.
Lady Lily: looked good
Both: We looked fine
Lady Lily: looked fine
Guys in audience: * yell * And we nearly lost our minds!!!!
All three: * bow * * yell * AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF TALES OF TORTALLANS!!!!!!
Hey hey hey!!! Another chapter down!!! How did ya like it?? Review and tell me!!!!!!! School is starting soon and I wont be able to post stories for a while do to an overdose of homework! Peace, love, and Goddess Bless!!!
~~ Lady Kel of Queenscove, and Princess Issa
A/N My favorite cousin Issa helped me write this chapter
Disclaimer: all I own is the plot, myself, and Karaoke time. Lady Lily owns herself, Issa owns herself, her lucky hamster named Luckie, and her dog Sophie, and the Tortallans are owned by Tamora Pierce so don't sue me!!! * waves sword around crazily * MWAHAHAHA!!
Disembodied Voice: Welcome to today's episode of Tales of Tortallans with our hostesses Lady Kel of Queenscove, Lady Lily, and Princess Issa, Lady Kel's cousin!!
Unknown Crewmember: * holds up our favorite CLAP sign *
Audience: * claps *
Lady Kel, Lady Lily, and Princess Issa: * walk onstage gossiping *
Lady Kel: Welcome to Tales of Tortallans! Today we have a special guest!!
Princess Issa: Hi!!! * waves to audience *
Man in audience: * faints *
Other men in audience: * blush *
Princess Issa: * weird look on face * Is there something wrong with my hair or something?
Lady Lily: Noooo..
Lady Kel: Anyway.. Today's episode is an ALL KARAOKE EPISODE!!!
Princess Issa: Today's show will be called the Karaoke Madness episode!
Lady Kel: Now for our first contestant Roger singing Im a Nut
Roger: * walks out onstage wearing brown shirt and leggings with green tunic *
Princess Issa: *Thinks to herself what is he wearing * * puts false smile on face * Great outfit Roger! * mutters quietly * Not.
Lady Lily: U may begin when u want.
Roger: * smiles * * picks up microphone and starts to sing * I'm just an acorn round, sitting on the cocoa ground, everyone steps on me that is why I'm cracked u see. I'm a nut * clicks tongue twice and taps head twice * I'm a nut, Im a nut, I'm a nut! * repeats movements * Called myself on the telephone just to see if I was home, ask myself out on a date, picked me up at half past eight * taps his watch * I'm a nut, * does movements * I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut, I'm a nut. Took myself to the movie show sat myself in the very last row, put my hands around my waist I got so fresh I slapped my face, Im a nut, * does movements* I'm a nut, Im a nut, Im a nut, Im a nut...
Wait. am I sposed to know the whole song??? * looks worried *
Lady Kel and Princess Issa: YES!!! * roll eyes *
Unknown Crewmember: *pulls Roger off stage *
Roger : *yells * did I win????
Princess Issa: *yells with an attitude * NO!!
Lady Kel: * looks exasperated * He is sooo annoying!! I am NEVER letting him on an episode of this show again unless its about stupid crazy people which isn't happening anytime soon. Unknown Crewmember take Roger to my trailor!! By the time this show is done, I want it CLEAN!!!
Roger: * terrified look * NOT THE TRAILOR!!!! AAAAAAH!!!!! * attempts to run off * * is unsuccessful *
Princess Issa: Lady Lily would u please tells us who are next contestant is.
Lady Lily: Sure, our next contestant is Faithful, singing meow, meow, meow.
* Faithful walks out onstage *
Lady Kel: isn't he cute.
Sophie, Princess Issa's dog: * tries to chase Faithful * * is grabbed by Princess Issa *
Lady Lily: You may begin.
Faithful: * comes out wearing purple shirt * * sings into microphone headset * Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow, meow! I want chicken, I want liver, meow meow meow meow, Please deliver! Meow meow meow!
Lady Kel: * gushes * AAW!!! That was SOOOO CUTE!!!!!
Princess Issa: well.. I think he is hungry. Well I can say one thing it was better than the last one who didn't even know the whole song!! * rolls her eyes *
Lady Kel: Take him to my trailor and give him some food!
Faithful: While im there, Im gonna give that Roger a piece of my mind!!! * grumbles about crazy blonde cat killers *
Princess Issa: Poor faithful. Go get him!! * thinks to herself how annoying roger is *
Lady Kel: Now, our next guest will be Veralidaine Sarrasri singing Underneath Your Clothes!
Daine: * walks out in blue long sleeved dress that flares out at the wrists and has silver embroidery * * picks up microphone and sings while pointing to a blushing Numair * You're a song, written by the hands of Gods, don't get me wrong, for this might sound to you a bit odd, but you own the place, where all my thoughts go hidin, and right under your clothes, is where I find them! Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story, there's the man I chose, there's my territory, and all the things I deserve, for being such a good girl honey! Because of you, I forgot the smart ways to lie, because of you, I'm running our of reasons to cry, when the friends are gone, when the party's over, we will still belong, to each other! Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story, there's the man I chose, there's my territory, and all the things I deserve for being such a good girl honey! I love you more than all that's on the planet, movin talking walkin breathin, you know its true, oh babe its so funny, you almost don't believe it, as every voice is hangin from the silence, lamps are hangin from the ceilin, like a lady tied to her manners, im tied up to this feeling! Underneath your clothes, there's an endless story, there's the man I chose, there's my territory, and all the things I deserve, for being such a good girl, for bein such a good girl!!! * bows and walks offstage *
Lady Kel and Princess Issa: Wow. * cheer * We love that song!!!!!
Lady Lily: * mutters to herself * I hate that song. Why would anyone would sing that song. Urgh.
Princess Issa: Our next contestant is Numair Salmalin.
Numair: * walks out onstage wearing a black robe *
Lady lily: Numair will be singing a part from I like big butts.
Lady Kel: You may begin at any time you want.
Numair: *Grabs microphone * I like big butts and I cannot lie when a girl walks in with a itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face you get SPRUNG. * grins and walks offstage *
Princess Issa: well... oookay
Lady Kel: That was... interesting. * false smile * Anyways.Princess Issa tell us who are last contestant is.
Princess Issa: our last contestant, George will be singing Eyes Like Yours.
George: * walks out in white shirt and tan breeches * * picks up microphone and starts to sing while pointing to Lady Kel, Princess Issa, and Lady Lily * oh you know I have seen, a sky without sun, a man with no nation, saints captive in chains, a song with no name for lack of imagination, Ya eh, Ya eh, Yaya eh, and I have seen, darker than ebony, and know it seems that I without your eyes can never be, my one desire, all I aspire, is in your eyes forever to live, traveled all over the seven oceans cus there is nothing that I wouldn't give, came from Bahrein, got to Beirut, looking for someone comparing to you, tearing down windows and doors, and I could not find eyes like yours. * smiles at hostesses and walks offstage *
Lady Kel, Princess Issa, and Lady Lily: * start playing with their hair *
Princess Issa: *gasp* how beautiful *wipes away tear drop *
Lady Lily: that was okay I guess. The only thing I like about that song was the fact that George sung it.
Lady Kel: * says in sing song voice * oh you know you loved it. It was the best song I ever heard!!!
All: Now time for us to decide who the three winners will be!!!!!! * whisper a lot *
Lady Kel: The third place winner will be * drumroll * * gasp * * faints * * wakes up * ROGER WITH IM A NUT!!!!!!! * sobs *
Roger: * exits trailor looking smug * HA! TOLD YA I'D WIN!
Lady Kel and Princess Issa: * say with attitude * Yeah third place! And you won yourself another trailor cleaning! HA!!
Lady lily: the second place winner is....... *opens little envelope * Veralidaine Sarrasri with Underneath Your Clothes!!!!!!
Princess Issa: our first place winner or should I say winners are George with Eyes Like Yours, and Faithful with meow meow meow.
All of the contestants: * walk onstage and take a long bow *
Lady Kel: Third place winner receives.. * drumroll * A new cleaning rag for when he re-cleans mine and Princess Issa's trailors!!!! And if he gives attitude about it, he will be cleaning Lily's trailor too!! * death glare *
Second Place winner will receive a hamster since we all love them!!!!!
Daine: * beams * I looooooove animals!!!!
Lady Kel: And the first place winners will receive cat nip and a lock picking set!!!! All of the contestants, even the ones who didn't win, will receive the book So you want to train your magic!!!!! Now for a grand finale, Princess Issa and I will be singing Doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo!!!!!!!
Both: There we were just a walking down the street singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. Snapping our fingers and shuffling our feet singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo. We looked good.
Lady Lily: looked good
Both: We looked fine
Lady Lily: looked fine
Guys in audience: * yell * And we nearly lost our minds!!!!
All three: * bow * * yell * AND THAT'S IT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE OF TALES OF TORTALLANS!!!!!!
Hey hey hey!!! Another chapter down!!! How did ya like it?? Review and tell me!!!!!!! School is starting soon and I wont be able to post stories for a while do to an overdose of homework! Peace, love, and Goddess Bless!!!
~~ Lady Kel of Queenscove, and Princess Issa