Day 1

Disclaimer: I do not own golden sun

I'm trying my best to put history and humor together.

remember that . . .

Isaac-Lewis

Garet-Clark

Expedition member

1. Ivan

2. Picard

3. Hsu

4. Vale sanctum (Vale guy)

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morning with a sun rise with bird's chirping (chirp-chirp) 6:30 AM

Garet: ahhhhhhhhh . . . nothing like a morning sun rise . . . I'm going to practice my banjo.

boing-boing-bing bong boing-boing-bing boing bing boing~

Isaac: (yawn, groan) what is that awful racket!

Hsu: make it stop! make it stop!!

Garet: is it that bad?!

Ivan: some of us want some sleep here!

Garet: okay, okay, I'll stop . . .

Garet eventually doses off and goes to sleep (splash) fall into the river, good grief

Garet: GAA!!! (snort) HEY! (wheeze) Can't swim . . . (blop blop) HELP ME!!!

Ivan: should we?

Isaac: wait one moment. . .

Garet: what are you doing!! (blop blop blop blop) hel . . . (plop) . . .

Isaac: . . . . . . . . .

Ivan: now?

Garet: (bubbling)

Isaac: . . . . . . . . .

Ivan: o_o

Garet: (stop's bubbling)

Isaac: now

Picard: drop the hook!

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Garet: (can't breath) . . . . . . . . (some friends they are) . . . (Hugh? what's that?) . . .*grab*

(splash)

Picard: look! there's fish that's stuck on Garet's shoe! Breakfast!

Isaac: I pass

Ivan: I pass

Hsu: I pass

Vale guy: I pass

Garet: breakfast is served!

Everyone except for Garet & Picard: ugh . . .

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Picard writes in diary: Dear dairy: day one: my stomach hurt's very much and some how Garet seems to be just fine. I wondered why there was fungus on my fish . . . Everyone else had canned chicken and barley . . . now I'm sea sick. oh, oh!, do'h!!!! (see a greenish blue mark on his diary) ooooooh . . . I'm going to sleep . . . with a upset stomach . . .

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evening 1:20 PM sunny, part cloudy

Isaac: Okay, Ivan, you use the oar to navigate though rocks and floating wood. Hsu, you use the mast to catch the wind. Picard, you go into the water and pull the boat. Hey! wake up, Picard!

Picard: please . . . five more minutes . . .

Isaac: whip

Garet: got it!

Ties Picard to the mast

Picard: Hugh? what's happening

Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! (I'm too young (old) to die!!!) Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh! Whip! GAA!!! Whip! ooo!!! Whip! Yahhhhhhhh! Whip! Ow! Whip! Doh!

(50 lashes)

Isaac: that should do it

Picard: s . e . a . . . . s . I . c . k . . . (groan)

Isaac: oh

Garet: let's let em sleep.

Isaac: I guess.

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3:00 PM evening cloudy, little sunshine

Vale guy: that's ten new spices of fish.

Garet: great! let's have lunch!

Isaac: (hit's Garet's in the head) no! that's for research!

Garet: oh yeah, I forgot . . .

Hsu: LUNCH!

everyone runs to the table

Garet: fish?

Isaac: it's fish sandwich, so what?

Garet: I hate fish

Vale guy: but you just said "Great" when I caught fish . . .

Garet: MEAT! (take's out the fish in his sandwich, puts it in to Isaac sandwich and replaces it with rabbit jerky) bite! mmm . . . meat

Isaac: carnivore.

Garet: so? fish meat, rabbit meat, what's the difference?

Isaac: . . . . . can I have some?

Garet: if you must (hands Isaac a bag of buffalo meat)

Isaac: I really don't like having fish, especially tuna. mmm

Picard: I like tuna! (if it's sashimi I do)

Ivan: +_+ (munch)

Hsu: (bite) needs mayonnaise

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night 8:30 PM sunset

Garret: LAND HO!

Isaac: let's (yawn) explore tomorrow.

Ivan: finally, we get to get off this awful rocking boat

Vale guy: yes and more spices to discover too.

Hsu: you seem pretty excited, do you

Vale guy: science is so amazing

Garet: (he's beginning to sound like Kraden)

Picard: (groan)

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night 10:00 PM dim dark

after eating dinner and playing slap jack:

Isaac: night everyone, big day tomorrow!

Hsu: good night.

Vale guy: night (owe, my hands hurt being slapped on the hand for 1 straight hour . . .)

Picard: night (yow! the pain . . . groan)

Ivan: good night everyone

Garet: BANJO! boing boing boing! ^.^

everyone except Garet: GARET!

Garet: he he he . . . (Man, tough crowd . . . )

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12:00 AM midnight completely dark

everyone except Isaac: ZZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz

Dear Diary: day 1: today was the first time I ever heard Garet play his banjo, he sounds okay only when not we're trying to sleep. Picard got 50 lashes on the back, mistaken for being lazy, Hsu made fish sandwich, which I liked Garet's filling better. Vale guy did a good job catching fishes for Kraden. I wonder how long this horror will last. . .so next, we're going on new land that no one has ever been on. strange things and danger is near, and I can just feel it. thank god for letting me live this far.

Isaac's suddenly hugged by Garet

Garet: Mia . . . your so beautiful . . . (snort) . . .let me kiss you . . .

Isaac: AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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