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With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter Two
Tea poked at the charred bird that was sitting in the middle of the table. "We could say its Cajun." She said.
"We could say it's really, really well done." Yugi added.
"We could say that dog here ruined dinner." Seto growled.
"Seto, you don't have to be so mean." Yugi said.
"Why not. He ruined dinner." Seto said.
"I told you we should have made pizza." Tristan said.
"Everyone shut up!" Yami yelled. He walked over to the deep freeze and pulled out two boxes. "Here." he handed them to Joey. "Heat these up."
"No!" Malik shouted. "He'll burn them too!"
"Everyone out of the kitchen!" Yami yelled.
Everyone cleared out of the room. He turned to Joey. "Just keep an eye on these. OK?"
Joey nodded and Yami left the room.
Back in the living room. All of the boys had started a tournament with the Nintendo Game Cube. They were playing karate games for two players at a time.
"I've almost got you beat Yami." Yami Malik said.
"Not quiet." Yami said and his character on the screen killed Yami Malik's.
"Who's next?" Yami asked.
Yami Malik grumbled and sat back against the couch. "This is stupid." He said. "Let's play something else."
"What do you suggest?" Yami asked.
"I know!" Duke shouted. "Let's play Jenga!"
"What's that?" Yami Bakura asked.
"It's simple. Here I have it in my bag." Duke pulled the long box out of his backpack. "You stack up all of the pieces and you take turns pulling them out one at a time. You then put those pieces back on top. Who ever knocks over the stack will lose. Got it?" Duke looked at everyone.
They all nodded.
"Are you playing Seto?" Tristan asked.
Seto looked up from the book he'd been reading (not the magazine you sickos). "Thanks but I'm not into child's games."
Everyone didn't care. They were bored.
They all gathered in a circle and started taking turns pulling out the pieces. Yami Malik grunted, "This is too easy."
"Just wait. It'll get harder." Duke said.
They continued to pull out pieces from the stack and it began to tip. It was now Bakura's turn. "Don't screw up Bakura." his Yami warned him. He glared at him and carefully pulled out the piece. The tower swayed back and forth but didn't fall. Bakura wiped the sweat from his face.
Up next was Malik. He studied the tower carefully and was unsure which piece to pull out. "Get on with it!" Yami Bakura shouted.
"I'll take as long as I need." Malik said. He decided on a piece and gently pulled on it. The tower didn't hold though and came tumbling down.
"Ha.Ha. You lose!" Yami Malik sneered.
"I wouldn't have lost if Yami Bakura there hadn't rushed me!" He glared at him.
"Don't blame me because you're a klutz!" Yami Bakura snapped.
They all started arguing.
"Quiet!" Seto shouted. The room fell silent. "You're all acting like a bunch of babies. You're not even playing for anything important. Mokuba is more mature than all of you combined!"
Before anyone could respond Joey yelled that the pizza was ready and everyone went running.
After dinner, everyone decided to go to bed. Everyone had to share a room since there were not enough. Tea and Mai shared a room, so did Yugi and Duke. Yami Malik and Yami Bakura shared Tristan and Joey, Bakura and Malik and Yami shared with Seto.
Everyone got to sleep easily, except Yami Malik and Yami Bakura whom spent most of the night fighting over whom got each bed. The only thing you could hear most of the night was: "1,2,3 rock!"
The next morning everyone got up and got dressed as best as they could.
Seto walked down stair but the snow still appeared to be blocking all windows and exits. He grumbled at the sight. He decided to turn on the TV. He flicked it on and the overly perky news anchor came on the TV.
"Good morning everyone and how is everyone doing? I hope you all slept well because things are not looking too good. I'll let weather woman Cindy explain." He said.
The camera readjusted onto a brunet woman who looked like she'd had more plastic surgery than any doctor should recommend. Seto grabbed a cup of coffee and sat down to listen to Cindy.
"I'm afraid it isn't good Kip." She told the news anchor. "The blizzard doesn't want to give up. It has stopped snowing but the plowmen can't do anything to fix the problem. The snow is too deep and anything they do move just gets blown back into the streets again. It appears that we're all stuck where we are."
Those words echoed in Seto's ears. He choked a little on the coffee. Stuck? With all of these people? No. He's barely been able to resist killing them yesterday. He couldn't handle more like this.
"What's going on Seto?" Tea asked from the entrance to the living room.
"Not good." He said. "You guys are gonna be stuck here for a while."
"What?" She asked. "Impossible."
"I wish." He muttered. "Better make yourselves comfortable. It's gonna be a long couple of days."
Everyone was told as they came down stairs one by one. Each one also groaned as they came downstairs one by one.
Yami Malik and Yami Bakura both sat back against the couch. "Stupid snow." They grumbled. "What are we supposed to do all day?" Yami Bakura asked.
"I know!" Mai shouted. She reached into her backpack and pulled out a small pink box with a heart clasp on it. "I've got make-up!" She cheered.
Both of the Yami's eyes grew giant with fear. "No way!" Yami Bakura said and took off down the hallway. Yami Malik wasn't so lucky though. Before he could even move, Mai had him pinned to the floor and was poised over him with a lipstick ready to go.
"No!" He screamed but to no avail.
"Hold still!" She shouted.
"No!" He screamed again.
She tried to put the lipstick on him but he bit off the end and ate it. "Ewww!" Mai said.
Tea decided to help and held his head still.
"Bitch!" He yelled at Tea.
Just for that, both Yugi and Yami decided to help and pinned down his arms and legs.
"No!" He screamed. "Yami Bakura! Help me!"
Yami Bakura popped his head around the corner. "Sorry friend but you're on your own for this one."
Yami Malik growled and squirmed but could not get free.
Down the hallway Tristan and Joey were both getting bored and couldn't come up with anything to do.
"I know!" Tristan shouted. He ran up the stairs and motioned for Joey to follow him. When he got to the top, he found that Tristan had pulled the lid off of a giant Tupper wear container and he'd flipped it over.
"What are you going to do with that?" Joey asked.
"I'm going tobogganing!" He cheered.
"But we can't get outside Tristan." Joey said.
Tristan laughed. "I'm not tobogganing outside. I'm going down the stairs!"
"Are you sure that's safe?" Joey asked.
"Of course it is." He said. "I saw them so it on 'Home Alone"." He said.
"But the front door was open in the movie." He tried to warn Tristan but it was too late. Tristan had already started to go down the stairs.
"Weeeeeee!" He shouted. He hit the front door with a thud.
"Are you okay Tristan?" Joey shouted.
Tristan looked up at him. "That was fun. Do it again!" He shouted.
He brought the sled back up and handed it to Joey. "Your turn."
Joey took the sled and hopped down the stairs. "Hey this is kinda fun." He thought. Just then Bakura walked out from the side door to the kitchen. "Bakura watch out!" Joey screamed but it was too late.
Joey had pasted him to the wall like a bug on a windshield. "Bakura?"
Bakura replied with a grunt as he slid down the wall. "How do you feel Bakura?" Joey asked.
"Like absolute crap now thank you." He replied.
Just then Yami Malik walked by. He reminded Bakura of a cross between Mimi Bobek and Bobo the clown.
"Not a word." He snapped.
"But."
"Not a word!"
Joey looked back at Bakura. "I actually feel much better now after that." Bakura said.
Mai came out of the door. "Okay? Who's next?" She asked. All the guys took off down the hall screaming.
"Run! She has concealer!" Tristan yelled.
"It's for sensitive skin!" She yelled as she chased them down.
"No please! I don't want to be glammed up!" Joey yelled.
"But Joey, you'd look so good Glam. Like David Bowie." She insisted.
"Get away from me you psycho!" He yelled back at her. He grabbed the bottle on the table.
"Stay back! I have vinegar!" He yelled at her.
"You wouldn't dare!" She narrowed her eyes into slits.
"This is a matter of my masculinity. I'll do what I have to do." Joey said. Tristan and Bakura were cowering behind him.
She backed down. "You have to sleep sometime." She yelled at them.
They looked at each other. "It looks like we'll have to take shifts tonight staying awake." Tristan said.
Yami Bakura was hiding in the closet when he noticed his prized bathing suit magazine sitting on the table across the room. "Girls!" He said to himself.
He didn't want to leave the safe haven of the closet but he so badly wanted hi magazine. He looked out of the tiny crack in the door and didn't hear or see anything out of place. He decided it was safe. He carefully tiptoed out of the closet and picked up his magazine. He gave the front cover a kiss. He turned around to go back to his closet when he saw a figure blocking his entrance. It was Mai.
"Gotcha!" She shouted.
His screams could be heard through the whole house.
Yami looked up from his spot on the couch. "Guess she got another one." He said.
"We can't keep living in fear of her!" Bakura demanded. "We have to stand together and take that make up away from her."
Joey held tighter onto his bottle of vinegar.
"You don't know what it's like Bakura." Yami Malik said. "All of that lipstick and blush. It was terrible! I.I feel so violated." He began to sob.
"I'm just scared of her. She's a lot stronger than she looks." Joey said.
"Typical dog reaction." Seto laughed.
"I'm not a dog!" Joey shouted. "I'll get that makeup from her." Joey stormed out of the room.
He walked cautiously into the next room. He held the bottle like it was a gun ready to fire. As he walked though the room he found Yami Malik on the ground. His Face was covered in eye shadow and lip-gloss. He knelt down next to him. "Yami Bakura?" Joey nudged him.
"Joey." He gasped. "She got me. I tried to save my magazine but I failed." He looked down at the magazine then held it out to Joey. "Here. Take good care of it. I won't last much longer. Everything is getting black."
"That's the mascara running into your eyes." Joey told him.
"Run Joey. You have to get away before she gets you too. You have too." He passed out.
"Nooooo!" Joey shouted. "When will the massacre end?"
He stood up and held the bottle ready. "Okay Mai. Show yourself!" He yelled.
She came out from behind the corner with the eyelash curler reader.
He immediately squeezed the bottle of vinegar and hit her right in the hair. Soaking her. She hissed in pain.
"No! I'm melting! Melting. Oh what a world!" She cried.
Joey grabbed the box of make-up and took off for the kitchen. "Die devil box!" He screamed as he through the makeup kit into the garbage disposal.
"No!" Mai screamed and she ran toward the disposal but it was too late. The machine had destroyed the box. She sobbed into Joey's shoulder.
"It's okay." Joey whispered. "It's over now."
"But it was so young. I hadn't even opened the glitter packets yet." She sobbed.
"Don't worry. There will be other make up kits." He assured her.
Yami Malik looked down at Yami Bakura. He began to wipe the makeup off of his face. Yami Bakura's eyes opened. "Girls?" He asked.
"I'll get you your magazine after I get you cleaned up." He said.
Yami Bakura sighed and passed out.
End of Chapter 2
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With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter Two
Tea poked at the charred bird that was sitting in the middle of the table. "We could say its Cajun." She said.
"We could say it's really, really well done." Yugi added.
"We could say that dog here ruined dinner." Seto growled.
"Seto, you don't have to be so mean." Yugi said.
"Why not. He ruined dinner." Seto said.
"I told you we should have made pizza." Tristan said.
"Everyone shut up!" Yami yelled. He walked over to the deep freeze and pulled out two boxes. "Here." he handed them to Joey. "Heat these up."
"No!" Malik shouted. "He'll burn them too!"
"Everyone out of the kitchen!" Yami yelled.
Everyone cleared out of the room. He turned to Joey. "Just keep an eye on these. OK?"
Joey nodded and Yami left the room.
Back in the living room. All of the boys had started a tournament with the Nintendo Game Cube. They were playing karate games for two players at a time.
"I've almost got you beat Yami." Yami Malik said.
"Not quiet." Yami said and his character on the screen killed Yami Malik's.
"Who's next?" Yami asked.
Yami Malik grumbled and sat back against the couch. "This is stupid." He said. "Let's play something else."
"What do you suggest?" Yami asked.
"I know!" Duke shouted. "Let's play Jenga!"
"What's that?" Yami Bakura asked.
"It's simple. Here I have it in my bag." Duke pulled the long box out of his backpack. "You stack up all of the pieces and you take turns pulling them out one at a time. You then put those pieces back on top. Who ever knocks over the stack will lose. Got it?" Duke looked at everyone.
They all nodded.
"Are you playing Seto?" Tristan asked.
Seto looked up from the book he'd been reading (not the magazine you sickos). "Thanks but I'm not into child's games."
Everyone didn't care. They were bored.
They all gathered in a circle and started taking turns pulling out the pieces. Yami Malik grunted, "This is too easy."
"Just wait. It'll get harder." Duke said.
They continued to pull out pieces from the stack and it began to tip. It was now Bakura's turn. "Don't screw up Bakura." his Yami warned him. He glared at him and carefully pulled out the piece. The tower swayed back and forth but didn't fall. Bakura wiped the sweat from his face.
Up next was Malik. He studied the tower carefully and was unsure which piece to pull out. "Get on with it!" Yami Bakura shouted.
"I'll take as long as I need." Malik said. He decided on a piece and gently pulled on it. The tower didn't hold though and came tumbling down.
"Ha.Ha. You lose!" Yami Malik sneered.
"I wouldn't have lost if Yami Bakura there hadn't rushed me!" He glared at him.
"Don't blame me because you're a klutz!" Yami Bakura snapped.
They all started arguing.
"Quiet!" Seto shouted. The room fell silent. "You're all acting like a bunch of babies. You're not even playing for anything important. Mokuba is more mature than all of you combined!"
Before anyone could respond Joey yelled that the pizza was ready and everyone went running.
After dinner, everyone decided to go to bed. Everyone had to share a room since there were not enough. Tea and Mai shared a room, so did Yugi and Duke. Yami Malik and Yami Bakura shared Tristan and Joey, Bakura and Malik and Yami shared with Seto.
Everyone got to sleep easily, except Yami Malik and Yami Bakura whom spent most of the night fighting over whom got each bed. The only thing you could hear most of the night was: "1,2,3 rock!"
The next morning everyone got up and got dressed as best as they could.
Seto walked down stair but the snow still appeared to be blocking all windows and exits. He grumbled at the sight. He decided to turn on the TV. He flicked it on and the overly perky news anchor came on the TV.
"Good morning everyone and how is everyone doing? I hope you all slept well because things are not looking too good. I'll let weather woman Cindy explain." He said.
The camera readjusted onto a brunet woman who looked like she'd had more plastic surgery than any doctor should recommend. Seto grabbed a cup of coffee and sat down to listen to Cindy.
"I'm afraid it isn't good Kip." She told the news anchor. "The blizzard doesn't want to give up. It has stopped snowing but the plowmen can't do anything to fix the problem. The snow is too deep and anything they do move just gets blown back into the streets again. It appears that we're all stuck where we are."
Those words echoed in Seto's ears. He choked a little on the coffee. Stuck? With all of these people? No. He's barely been able to resist killing them yesterday. He couldn't handle more like this.
"What's going on Seto?" Tea asked from the entrance to the living room.
"Not good." He said. "You guys are gonna be stuck here for a while."
"What?" She asked. "Impossible."
"I wish." He muttered. "Better make yourselves comfortable. It's gonna be a long couple of days."
Everyone was told as they came down stairs one by one. Each one also groaned as they came downstairs one by one.
Yami Malik and Yami Bakura both sat back against the couch. "Stupid snow." They grumbled. "What are we supposed to do all day?" Yami Bakura asked.
"I know!" Mai shouted. She reached into her backpack and pulled out a small pink box with a heart clasp on it. "I've got make-up!" She cheered.
Both of the Yami's eyes grew giant with fear. "No way!" Yami Bakura said and took off down the hallway. Yami Malik wasn't so lucky though. Before he could even move, Mai had him pinned to the floor and was poised over him with a lipstick ready to go.
"No!" He screamed but to no avail.
"Hold still!" She shouted.
"No!" He screamed again.
She tried to put the lipstick on him but he bit off the end and ate it. "Ewww!" Mai said.
Tea decided to help and held his head still.
"Bitch!" He yelled at Tea.
Just for that, both Yugi and Yami decided to help and pinned down his arms and legs.
"No!" He screamed. "Yami Bakura! Help me!"
Yami Bakura popped his head around the corner. "Sorry friend but you're on your own for this one."
Yami Malik growled and squirmed but could not get free.
Down the hallway Tristan and Joey were both getting bored and couldn't come up with anything to do.
"I know!" Tristan shouted. He ran up the stairs and motioned for Joey to follow him. When he got to the top, he found that Tristan had pulled the lid off of a giant Tupper wear container and he'd flipped it over.
"What are you going to do with that?" Joey asked.
"I'm going tobogganing!" He cheered.
"But we can't get outside Tristan." Joey said.
Tristan laughed. "I'm not tobogganing outside. I'm going down the stairs!"
"Are you sure that's safe?" Joey asked.
"Of course it is." He said. "I saw them so it on 'Home Alone"." He said.
"But the front door was open in the movie." He tried to warn Tristan but it was too late. Tristan had already started to go down the stairs.
"Weeeeeee!" He shouted. He hit the front door with a thud.
"Are you okay Tristan?" Joey shouted.
Tristan looked up at him. "That was fun. Do it again!" He shouted.
He brought the sled back up and handed it to Joey. "Your turn."
Joey took the sled and hopped down the stairs. "Hey this is kinda fun." He thought. Just then Bakura walked out from the side door to the kitchen. "Bakura watch out!" Joey screamed but it was too late.
Joey had pasted him to the wall like a bug on a windshield. "Bakura?"
Bakura replied with a grunt as he slid down the wall. "How do you feel Bakura?" Joey asked.
"Like absolute crap now thank you." He replied.
Just then Yami Malik walked by. He reminded Bakura of a cross between Mimi Bobek and Bobo the clown.
"Not a word." He snapped.
"But."
"Not a word!"
Joey looked back at Bakura. "I actually feel much better now after that." Bakura said.
Mai came out of the door. "Okay? Who's next?" She asked. All the guys took off down the hall screaming.
"Run! She has concealer!" Tristan yelled.
"It's for sensitive skin!" She yelled as she chased them down.
"No please! I don't want to be glammed up!" Joey yelled.
"But Joey, you'd look so good Glam. Like David Bowie." She insisted.
"Get away from me you psycho!" He yelled back at her. He grabbed the bottle on the table.
"Stay back! I have vinegar!" He yelled at her.
"You wouldn't dare!" She narrowed her eyes into slits.
"This is a matter of my masculinity. I'll do what I have to do." Joey said. Tristan and Bakura were cowering behind him.
She backed down. "You have to sleep sometime." She yelled at them.
They looked at each other. "It looks like we'll have to take shifts tonight staying awake." Tristan said.
Yami Bakura was hiding in the closet when he noticed his prized bathing suit magazine sitting on the table across the room. "Girls!" He said to himself.
He didn't want to leave the safe haven of the closet but he so badly wanted hi magazine. He looked out of the tiny crack in the door and didn't hear or see anything out of place. He decided it was safe. He carefully tiptoed out of the closet and picked up his magazine. He gave the front cover a kiss. He turned around to go back to his closet when he saw a figure blocking his entrance. It was Mai.
"Gotcha!" She shouted.
His screams could be heard through the whole house.
Yami looked up from his spot on the couch. "Guess she got another one." He said.
"We can't keep living in fear of her!" Bakura demanded. "We have to stand together and take that make up away from her."
Joey held tighter onto his bottle of vinegar.
"You don't know what it's like Bakura." Yami Malik said. "All of that lipstick and blush. It was terrible! I.I feel so violated." He began to sob.
"I'm just scared of her. She's a lot stronger than she looks." Joey said.
"Typical dog reaction." Seto laughed.
"I'm not a dog!" Joey shouted. "I'll get that makeup from her." Joey stormed out of the room.
He walked cautiously into the next room. He held the bottle like it was a gun ready to fire. As he walked though the room he found Yami Malik on the ground. His Face was covered in eye shadow and lip-gloss. He knelt down next to him. "Yami Bakura?" Joey nudged him.
"Joey." He gasped. "She got me. I tried to save my magazine but I failed." He looked down at the magazine then held it out to Joey. "Here. Take good care of it. I won't last much longer. Everything is getting black."
"That's the mascara running into your eyes." Joey told him.
"Run Joey. You have to get away before she gets you too. You have too." He passed out.
"Nooooo!" Joey shouted. "When will the massacre end?"
He stood up and held the bottle ready. "Okay Mai. Show yourself!" He yelled.
She came out from behind the corner with the eyelash curler reader.
He immediately squeezed the bottle of vinegar and hit her right in the hair. Soaking her. She hissed in pain.
"No! I'm melting! Melting. Oh what a world!" She cried.
Joey grabbed the box of make-up and took off for the kitchen. "Die devil box!" He screamed as he through the makeup kit into the garbage disposal.
"No!" Mai screamed and she ran toward the disposal but it was too late. The machine had destroyed the box. She sobbed into Joey's shoulder.
"It's okay." Joey whispered. "It's over now."
"But it was so young. I hadn't even opened the glitter packets yet." She sobbed.
"Don't worry. There will be other make up kits." He assured her.
Yami Malik looked down at Yami Bakura. He began to wipe the makeup off of his face. Yami Bakura's eyes opened. "Girls?" He asked.
"I'll get you your magazine after I get you cleaned up." He said.
Yami Bakura sighed and passed out.
End of Chapter 2
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