Who wants to be a Millionaire!
Beryl: Shut Regis old guy... Oops! I mean hi! I'm Beryl nolastnamegiventome and I'm your host for this stupid game show! Now, let's play! I have an appointment to get my horns sharpened. Now, our first question thing is 'Where do I live in?' Is it A) America B) Japan C) England or D) No where on this Earth? .............. Time is up! And the winner is... Usagi!?
Usagi: YIPPIE! I wins! Jumps up and down
Beryl: Yeah, whatever! NOW SIT DOWN YOU HYPER IDIOT!
Usagi: Yes ma'am!
Beryl: Now, for your $100 question: What is your middle name? Is it A) Serena B) Serenity C) Bunny or is it D) None
Usagi: D! Like as in what I got on my last test...
Beryl: Wow, you're both stupid and smart! Okay, next question: What game show where you just on? Is it A) LINGO B) bingo C) Weakest Link or is it D) McDonalds?
Usagi: D, no A, no B, no C! I pick C!
Beryl: Final answer?
Usagi: Just hurry up!
Beryl: Fine. ME-OW! And you are correct. Now, your next question is....
10 minutes later
Beryl: NO WAY! SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE SCIENCE CENTER! THIS STUPID BLONDE JUST WON $1,000,000!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Runs off stage, scared as does everyone else.
Usagi: What!? I'm not as dumb as I look!?
Rei: Oh God no! The world is coming to an END! Usagi ACTAULLY GOT ALL THE QUESTIONS RIGHT!!
Chibi-Usa: YAY! MOMMY WINS! MOMMY SMART! Wow, that means I'm NOT destined to be a COMPLETE bonehead! YAY!
Usagi: Actually, I'm not REALLY Usagi, I'm actually her oldest sister, Serendipity, who is her oldest triplet from the Moon Kingdom days. The bunny got sick before we came onto the show. Poor dear. So, I took her place. She said for me to act like her, but answer the questions like I would. I have a 4.500 G.P.A.!
Oliver: So, I guess not ALL of those related to her, especially her own SISTER who came from the same egg, aren't dumb blondes!
Chibi-Usa: So, I AM doomed to be a part stupid blonde?
Serendipity: Yes sweetie, I'm sorry but you are.
Chibi-Usa: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Usagi: wow! I feel better! Hey, thanks sissy! C'mon Chibi-Usa, we're going shopping with the money your NICE aunt is giving us!
Chibi-Usa: well, she may not be smart, but she knows what I like to do and that's SHOP! WWWWWWEEEEHHHHOOOOO!
Hermione: well, we STILL have a game to play and if you all aren't going to play, I will!
Ami: Fine! But one problem, who's the host?
Hermione: Ron will be! He won't get any questions right anyways!
Ron: Hey! Wait... never mind. Your right Hermione.
Hermione: That's a good Ron! Now, sit up there NOW!
Ron: Yes Hermione! Leans over to Harry Man Harry, how can you be in love with that?
Harry: She's really great once you get on her good side, which I believe your not on.
Hermione: Ron! Get up there! And Harry, be a good boy and don't talk to him until I say you can. Alright sweetie?
Harry: Yes miss Hermione ma'am.
Hermione: Good boy!
Oliver: leans over to Rei Geez, and I thought you had a temper.
Rei: Yeah, so did i.
Ron: ANYWAYS! Stay tuned and we'll be right back after the commercial break.
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Beryl: Shut Regis old guy... Oops! I mean hi! I'm Beryl nolastnamegiventome and I'm your host for this stupid game show! Now, let's play! I have an appointment to get my horns sharpened. Now, our first question thing is 'Where do I live in?' Is it A) America B) Japan C) England or D) No where on this Earth? .............. Time is up! And the winner is... Usagi!?
Usagi: YIPPIE! I wins! Jumps up and down
Beryl: Yeah, whatever! NOW SIT DOWN YOU HYPER IDIOT!
Usagi: Yes ma'am!
Beryl: Now, for your $100 question: What is your middle name? Is it A) Serena B) Serenity C) Bunny or is it D) None
Usagi: D! Like as in what I got on my last test...
Beryl: Wow, you're both stupid and smart! Okay, next question: What game show where you just on? Is it A) LINGO B) bingo C) Weakest Link or is it D) McDonalds?
Usagi: D, no A, no B, no C! I pick C!
Beryl: Final answer?
Usagi: Just hurry up!
Beryl: Fine. ME-OW! And you are correct. Now, your next question is....
10 minutes later
Beryl: NO WAY! SOMEONE PLEASE CALL THE SCIENCE CENTER! THIS STUPID BLONDE JUST WON $1,000,000!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! Runs off stage, scared as does everyone else.
Usagi: What!? I'm not as dumb as I look!?
Rei: Oh God no! The world is coming to an END! Usagi ACTAULLY GOT ALL THE QUESTIONS RIGHT!!
Chibi-Usa: YAY! MOMMY WINS! MOMMY SMART! Wow, that means I'm NOT destined to be a COMPLETE bonehead! YAY!
Usagi: Actually, I'm not REALLY Usagi, I'm actually her oldest sister, Serendipity, who is her oldest triplet from the Moon Kingdom days. The bunny got sick before we came onto the show. Poor dear. So, I took her place. She said for me to act like her, but answer the questions like I would. I have a 4.500 G.P.A.!
Oliver: So, I guess not ALL of those related to her, especially her own SISTER who came from the same egg, aren't dumb blondes!
Chibi-Usa: So, I AM doomed to be a part stupid blonde?
Serendipity: Yes sweetie, I'm sorry but you are.
Chibi-Usa: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Usagi: wow! I feel better! Hey, thanks sissy! C'mon Chibi-Usa, we're going shopping with the money your NICE aunt is giving us!
Chibi-Usa: well, she may not be smart, but she knows what I like to do and that's SHOP! WWWWWWEEEEHHHHOOOOO!
Hermione: well, we STILL have a game to play and if you all aren't going to play, I will!
Ami: Fine! But one problem, who's the host?
Hermione: Ron will be! He won't get any questions right anyways!
Ron: Hey! Wait... never mind. Your right Hermione.
Hermione: That's a good Ron! Now, sit up there NOW!
Ron: Yes Hermione! Leans over to Harry Man Harry, how can you be in love with that?
Harry: She's really great once you get on her good side, which I believe your not on.
Hermione: Ron! Get up there! And Harry, be a good boy and don't talk to him until I say you can. Alright sweetie?
Harry: Yes miss Hermione ma'am.
Hermione: Good boy!
Oliver: leans over to Rei Geez, and I thought you had a temper.
Rei: Yeah, so did i.
Ron: ANYWAYS! Stay tuned and we'll be right back after the commercial break.
-End! Lol! I'm to lazy to write more! Please review! Thank you!