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With Snow Comes Insanity

Chapter 3

After Yami Bakura had been cleaned up everyone sat down to dinner.

"What did the great chef Joey make for us tonight?" Tristan mocked

"I made Gyro's" He said proudly.

"What's a Gyro?" Tea asked.

"It's a fancy name for a roast beef sandwich." Seto said coldly.

"Oh."

After everyone had finished they all sat around in the living room.

"I bored!" Yami Malik whined.

"Me too." Said Duke.

"What should we do?" Yugi asked.

Yami Bakura ginned. "We should do a séance." He said.

"What's that?" Joey asked.

"You don't know what a séance is Joey? Wow, you really are ignorant." Seto laughed.

"A seance is when you talk to the dead." Tea explained.

"Gee. I don't know. That doesn't sound very safe." Bakura said.

"Oh Bakura you are such a chicken!" Yami Bakura said.

"I am not. I just.Oh.never mind." He said.

Yami Bakura pulled out a lighter and lit the candles Seto had found. "Now everyone form a circle and hold each other's hands." He said.

"Joey, that isn't my hand."

"Sorry Mai."

Yami Bakura began shaking his voice. "Spirits of the next world. We ask that you come to us. Speak to us from beyond the grave."

"Okay, I am a chicken." Bakura whimpered.

"Quiet! You'll ruin it!" Malik snapped.

The candles quivered slightly and Yami Bakura grinned. "They are present now. Who wants to ask the first question?" "I do!" Joey shouted. "I want to know if."

Yami Bakura cut in. "You need to address them properly!"

"Opps. Sorry." Joey said.

"Stupid dog." Seto muttered.

"I'm not a dog!" Joey shouted.

"Just ask the question already!" Yami Bakura snapped.

"Okay. Spirits of the next realm. Will Mai ever agree to go out with me?" He asked.

"Not in your life." A voice responded.

"Mai! You said that." Joey said.

"I was simply speaking on their behalf." She said.

"You guys are ruining it!" Yami Bakura yelled.

"I'll ask the next question." Tea said.

"Spirit of the underworld. When are we going to get out of Here?"

It was silent for a moment and then a voice spoke. "You will all die in Here." It said.

Everyone screamed and ran from the room.

Yami Malik snickered. "I'm better at throwing my voice than I thought."

The next morning Yami, Joey, Yami Malik and Duke were searching around the house for something to do. "I thought Seto would have more interesting things in this house." Yami Malik muttered.

"Hey! What's in this room?" Duke popped open one of the door.

"It's Mokuba's bedroom!" Yami said.

The four began to walk around and go through his things.

"Oh my god!" Duke shouted.

"What's wrong duke?" Joey came over next to him.

"Mokuba has Barbie Dolls!" He started to laugh.

"It looks like He has all the accessories to: Malibu Dream House, convertible, swimming pool." Joey said.

Everyone looked at him. "My sister has them okay!" He felt their judgmental eyes on him.

The four stared at each other awkwardly. "You know." Yami Malik began. "We really have nothing better to do."

"No one would have to know." Joey added.

The four dove at the dolls. "I get to be Ken!" Yami yelled.

"What do you mean you get to be Ken? I get to be Ken!" Yami Malik yelled.

"I saw him first!" Joey yelled.

"No He's mine!" Duke shouted.

The four boys fought over the one doll and eventually Yami won.

Joey got Skipper, Yami Malik got Barbie and Duke got Barbie's friend Amy.

"Hi Barbie." Yami said holing the Ken doll upright next to the Barbie doll.

"Hi Ken!" Yami Malik said.

"No!" Joey yelled.

"What?" Yami Malik asked.

"You're voice."

"What about it?"

"You have to pretend to be a girl."

"Why?"

"Because it's a girl doll."

"So?"

"It doesn't work if you don't do it." He explained.

"He's right." Yami said.

"Fine." He muttered.

"Hi Ken." He raised his voice.

"Do you want to go for a ride in the convertible?" Yami asked.

"No." Malik said.

"Why no Barbie?" Yami asked.

"Because you're just gonna try to get in my pant's again." Yami Malik said.

"Hey! You're no playing right!" Yami said.

"Well, it is kinda true Yami." Joey said. "I mean, Barbie is hot."

"Fine then Barbie." Yami said. "I'll just go hang out with your friend Amy." Yami drove Ken away in the convertible. "Vroom. Vroom." He said.

He stopped it next to Duke. "Hi Amy." Yami said. "Hi Ken." Duke said in a girly voice.

"You want to come for a ride in the convertible?" Yami asked.

"Sure." Duke said. He placed the doll into the car.

Joey walked to skipper doll over next to the car. "My sister told me to tell you that Amy is a big slut and that she's kicking you out of the Malibu Dream House." Joey said in a high pitched voice.

"What about all of my stuff?" Yami asked.

"We pawned it all to the GI Joe figures." Joey said.

"Where am I supposed to live." Yami asked.

"You can live with your little fluzy!" Joey yelled. He walked the skipper doll away.

Duke made the Amy Doll talk. "It's okay Ken. I still love you!"

"Actually, get out of the car. I have to go back to Barbie." Yami said.

"Why?" Duke asked

"Cause I've got nowhere else to live." He said.

"But I thought you loved me?"

"Sorry." Yami then grabbed the Amy doll and through it out of the car. He then drove the car over to the Malibu Dream house.

"Barbie I'm sorry." Yami said.

"I don't want to talk to you." Yami Malik said.

Joey put his doll in between. "Ya, she doesn't want to talk to you!"

"OH get out of the way." Yami said. He grabbed the doll from Joey and pulled the Head off.

"Yami! Those are Mokuba's!" Duke said.

"I'll buy him a new one for Christmas." Yami said. "Barbie, please take me back. I promise to never ever look at another woman like that again." He said.

Yami Malik turned the doll around. "Promise?" He said.

"Yes." Yami said.

"Oh I love you Ken!" Yami Malik said. HE then pressed his doll up against Yami's and made them kiss. Just then Tea and Mai walked in looking for them.

"Holy Shit!" They screamed.

The boys responded with shrieks of their own and all through the dolls away from them as if they had suddenly caught fire.

"What were you guys doing?" Mai asked.

"Nothing." Joey looked at the ground to hide how red his face was.

"They were playing with Barbies!" Tea squealed.

"We were not!" Yami Malik said.

"Gee Joey and you thought Seto already made fun of you a lot. Just wait till He finds out." Mai said.

"Please no! Please don't tell him. Can't you guys keep a secret?" Joey begged.

The girls looked at each other and then back at the boys.

"No!" They said and they ran downstairs. The four boys chase after them to try to stop them.

End of Chapter 3

Okay, I'm running out of things to do to them. I may have to make the snow melt soon. Please give me more ideas on what "fun activities" I can make them do. Reviews please!