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Joey: Nooooo!!!!
Lila: Why not?
Joey: Because it's embarrassing!
Lila: So?
Joey: It's not fair.
Lila: Yes it is.
Joey: how so?
Lila: Because I'm the one writing the story.
Joey: But-
Lila: ON WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Yu-gi-oh
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 4
It was now mid after noon and Yugi and Yami were sitting in the kitchen together.
"I can't believe you got caught with Barbie dolls." Yugi teased.
Yami glared over his cup of coffee. "I wouldn't be talking. When you and I were one person I had access to your deepest secrets. You wouldn't want me to start telling everyone now would you?" Yami asked.
"Okay. I'll be quiet." Yugi said. The two sat in silence for a while. Yugi finally spoke up. "What's in the cup?" He asked.
"Coffee." Yami said.
"Can I try some?" Yugi asked.
"I don't know."
"Please!"
"Well.okay here." Yami handed the cup to Yugi who took one big gulp. Yugi sat back in his chair. All the blood in his body was suddenly swirling.
"Are you okay Yugi?" Yami shook Yugi by the shoulder.
Yugi's eyes had gotten huge and his face began to twitch. "He! He! I fell Grrrrreat!" He shouted. He hopped up from the chair and started running around the room at an incredible speed. "Weeeeee!" He shouted.
"Yugi? What's wrong with you?" Yami asked him.
Tea walked into the room and saw Yugi. She then glared at Yami. "What did you give him?" Tea scowled.
"I just let him try my coffee." Yami protested.
Tea gasped. "You can't give him coffee! You can't even give the boy caffeine at all. He reacts really badly to it." Tea explained.
"Oops."
"He! He! I'm an airplane! Vroom! Vroom" Yugi said. He spread out his arms and ran past Tea.
"Yugi! Come back!" She shouted after him.
"Weeeee!"
Down the hall Yami Bakura sat in the corner growling at Yami Malik.
"Yami Bakura. I want my magazine back." Yami Malik said.
"No! Grrrrr." He replied.
"It's mine though."
"Mine now. Grrrrrr."
Yami Malik was getting frustrated. "Then I'll take it by force!" He then reached out and grabbed at the magazine. Yami Bakura the bit down hard on his hand.
"Ow!" Yami Malik said. "You bit me!"
"So?"
"I can't believe you actually bit me!" He shouted.
Just then Yugi bolted by and snagged the magazine from Yami Bakura.
"No!" Shouted Yami Bakura.
"Weeeee!" Yugi shouted.
He took off into the living room.
"Quick Joey grab him!" Tea shouted.
Joey dove at Yugi but missed. "Ha! Ha" Yugi shouted. He then turned the sharp corner and ran up stairs. Everyone tried to keep up with him but he was moving too quick for them. Yugi ran down the hall and dove into the first open door he found. He quickly turned around and locked the door behind him.
Tea banged on the door. "Yugi! Open the Door!"
"No! He! He!" He shouted.
"Please Yugi? I'll give you more coffee." She tried to sound sweet as she could.
"No!" Yugi replied.
"Yugi, open the door before I break it down and kick your ass!" She yelled.
At this point Yugi was no longer paying attention. He was now looking around the room. He'd ended up in Seto's room. The room was fairly plain, except for the poster of the Blue Eyes White Dragon on the far wall. Yugi started going through all of his stuff. Yugi opened the top drawer on his dresser. "He! He! Seto wears Tighty Whities!" He snickered to himself. He then noticed the corner of a piece of paper sticking out from under the bed. He went over a pulled it out. It was another girl magazine. With it came tumbling out at least thirty more. "Wow. Look at all the naked girly magazines." Yugi said.
"Girls!" Came a shout from the other side of the door. Then there were a couple of bangs on it and it came crashing down. Yami Bakura came hurdling into the room like a cyclone and dove into the pile of magazines.
"Weee!" Yugi shouted and he dodged past Tea again and ran back down the hall. "Weeee! Seto looks at dirty books! Seto looks at dirty books!" Yugi chanted.
Just then Seto came down the hall and noticed the door missing to his room. "Hey!" He shouted. "Those are my ma-" He stopped in mid-sentence when he saw Tea staring at him. "My um, my, my, where did Yami Bakura get all of those magazines from?"
"You're worse than Yami Malik." Tea snapped. She then stormed down the hall. Seto walked into his room and over to Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura looked up at him. "Keep them." He said. "Consider it a birthday present." Yami Bakura shouted, "Yay!" and then he dove back into the pile.
"Except for this one." Seto said as he picked up the one book. "This one is my favorite." He explained.
Yami Bakura looked at the front page. It said: 'Dueling Card Girlies.'
Yami Bakura scrunched his nose at the book. "You're sicker than I am." he said.
Yugi ran down stairs again and found Mai crying. He stopped. "What's wrong Mai?" He asked as he frantically bounce around the room.
"Joey destroyed the only makeup case I have in here." She whimpered.
"What did it look like again?" Yugi asked.
"It was pink and had a heart clip on it." She began to sob. "I was beautiful!" She started to wail.
"Hmmm." Did it come with a Malibu Barbie?" Yugi asked.
Mai calmed down. "Why?" She asked.
"Well. I just say something like that up in Mokuba's room when I was helping clean up all the Barbie dolls. Weeeeee!" He then took off like a plane down the hall.
"What?" Mai stood up and ran into Mokuba's room. There it was. The thing she'd been dreaming of. It was just like the last one and it was in mint condition. She picked it up and hugged it tightly in her arms. "I'll never let you go." She whispered to it softly. She then looked up and glared off into space. "It's time to make Joey pay for what he did to your sister." She said.
Joey was sitting in the living room all by himself. He leaned back into the big reclining chair in the corner. He sighed with the comfort of the chair. "This is great!" He said. He then noticed the panel on the right side of the chair. "What does this do?" He wondered. He began pressing the buttons and the chair began to vibrate in different spots. "Cool!" He shouted. He leaned back into the chair and enjoyed the feel of it. "Life doesn't get any better than this." He said. He then noticed Mai standing in the doorway. "Hey Mai. What's going on?" He asked.
She didn't speak. She walked over and waked him over the head with a pan she'd taken from the kitchen and knocked Joey out. She then dragged him out of the room.
Bakura and Tristan were now bored and decided to go on the Internet and look for a game or something to look at.
"Do you know any good Internet sites?" Bakura asked as he scrolled down the page.
"Not really." Tristan said. "I'm not really into computers. Why don't you just use a search engine?"
"Okay." Bakura said. "What should I search for?"
Tristan sat back in thought for a moment. "Hmmm. How about Hot chicks?" Tristan said.
"Tristan!" Bakura said.
"Oh come on! Yami Bakura does it all the time. I want to see what all the fuss is about." Tristan said.
"I'll have no part in it." Bakura said.
"Fine. Trade me spots." Tristan said. The two then switched spots and Tristan began searching.
"What's this?" Tristan said. "100 hottest pictures on the Internet. I have to see this!" He said.
"I'm disappointed in you Tristan." Bakura said.
"Oh shut up."
Tristan clicked on the web page and the screen flipped to 'number 100'. "Oh. She's pretty." Tristan said. He then clicked on it again and it went to 99. "Ew. I guess this is boys and girls." Tristan said as the buff man wearing only a fire helmet popped onto the screen. He then clicked again and 98 came onto the page. "Oh my god!" Tristan shouted.
"What? What is it?" Bakura asked.
"It's Duke!" Tristan shouted.
"Ewwww!" Bakura said.
It was Duke Devlin and he was completely naked. The only thing covering him up was an over sized novelty die that he was holding in front of his private parts.
"Change pages! It's hurting my eyes!" Tristan yelled.
"I can't!" Bakura shouted. "The Internet connection is a dial up."
"Seto is f&%*#(! Rich and he can't afford cable?" Tristan said. Duke then walked in. "What are you guys looking at?" Duke asked.
"Nothing!" They yelled at the same time. Bakura attempted to cover the monitor while Tristan furiously tried to change the page.
"Come on. I want to see." Duke whined.
"No!" They shouted.
"Let me see."
"No!"
"Fine." Duke said. "Be that way." He turned around and began to leave.
The boys let out a big sigh and relaxed. Once again trying to change the page.
Duke then ran up behind them and looked. "Oh my god!" He shouted as he stared at his naked visage.
"We didn't search for this we swear. It was an accident. We're trying to change it we." Bakura was rambling.
"How did I drop to 98?" Duke cried.
"What!?"
"I used to be 76 and now I'm 98? How can that be?" He cried. "Have I gone past my prime? Is that it? Am I losing me good looks?"
"No way Duke. You're a very attractive man." Tristan said. He then realized what he'd said. "I mean, why are you putting pictures of yourself like that on the Internet?"
"Oh." Duke said. "I didn't have that much money before I invented Dice Monsters and I needed another form of income."
"So you did pornography?" Bakura said.
"No! It isn't porno. I was almost a play boy you know." He gloated. "I like to call it, 'extreme art'."
"It's porno." Bakura said.
"It's not porno!" Duke yelled. "I'm just comfortable with myself physically. So what if I pose naked?"
"It's gross." Bakura said.
"You don't know what you're missing. You should try it sometime. It can be very therapeutic." Duke told him.
"Hell no!" Bakura shouted. "How could that be therapeutic? Is everyone in this house a pervert?" He cried.
Yugi runs by. "I'm not a pervert! I'm an airplane! Weeeee!" He then ran out the door flapping his arms.
"Yugi! Please stop running!" Yami said. He was now chasing Yugi down along with Tea. "Don't make me use shadow magic on you!" He threatened.
"That's great.." Tristan said in deep sarcasm. He'd now gotten fed up with the Internet connection and hit the off button on the monitor. He'd advise Seto to update the Internet connection to that computer later. The boys sat there in awkward silence for a moment then Tristan looked around.
Then he asked, "Hey, has anyone seen Joey?"
End Of Chapter 4
How much worse can it get huh? Let me tell you. If I find some more pixie stix it could get A LOT worse. Mwaa aaa aaa aaa! Review Please!
Joey: Nooooo!!!!
Lila: Why not?
Joey: Because it's embarrassing!
Lila: So?
Joey: It's not fair.
Lila: Yes it is.
Joey: how so?
Lila: Because I'm the one writing the story.
Joey: But-
Lila: ON WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Yu-gi-oh
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 4
It was now mid after noon and Yugi and Yami were sitting in the kitchen together.
"I can't believe you got caught with Barbie dolls." Yugi teased.
Yami glared over his cup of coffee. "I wouldn't be talking. When you and I were one person I had access to your deepest secrets. You wouldn't want me to start telling everyone now would you?" Yami asked.
"Okay. I'll be quiet." Yugi said. The two sat in silence for a while. Yugi finally spoke up. "What's in the cup?" He asked.
"Coffee." Yami said.
"Can I try some?" Yugi asked.
"I don't know."
"Please!"
"Well.okay here." Yami handed the cup to Yugi who took one big gulp. Yugi sat back in his chair. All the blood in his body was suddenly swirling.
"Are you okay Yugi?" Yami shook Yugi by the shoulder.
Yugi's eyes had gotten huge and his face began to twitch. "He! He! I fell Grrrrreat!" He shouted. He hopped up from the chair and started running around the room at an incredible speed. "Weeeeee!" He shouted.
"Yugi? What's wrong with you?" Yami asked him.
Tea walked into the room and saw Yugi. She then glared at Yami. "What did you give him?" Tea scowled.
"I just let him try my coffee." Yami protested.
Tea gasped. "You can't give him coffee! You can't even give the boy caffeine at all. He reacts really badly to it." Tea explained.
"Oops."
"He! He! I'm an airplane! Vroom! Vroom" Yugi said. He spread out his arms and ran past Tea.
"Yugi! Come back!" She shouted after him.
"Weeeee!"
Down the hall Yami Bakura sat in the corner growling at Yami Malik.
"Yami Bakura. I want my magazine back." Yami Malik said.
"No! Grrrrr." He replied.
"It's mine though."
"Mine now. Grrrrrr."
Yami Malik was getting frustrated. "Then I'll take it by force!" He then reached out and grabbed at the magazine. Yami Bakura the bit down hard on his hand.
"Ow!" Yami Malik said. "You bit me!"
"So?"
"I can't believe you actually bit me!" He shouted.
Just then Yugi bolted by and snagged the magazine from Yami Bakura.
"No!" Shouted Yami Bakura.
"Weeeee!" Yugi shouted.
He took off into the living room.
"Quick Joey grab him!" Tea shouted.
Joey dove at Yugi but missed. "Ha! Ha" Yugi shouted. He then turned the sharp corner and ran up stairs. Everyone tried to keep up with him but he was moving too quick for them. Yugi ran down the hall and dove into the first open door he found. He quickly turned around and locked the door behind him.
Tea banged on the door. "Yugi! Open the Door!"
"No! He! He!" He shouted.
"Please Yugi? I'll give you more coffee." She tried to sound sweet as she could.
"No!" Yugi replied.
"Yugi, open the door before I break it down and kick your ass!" She yelled.
At this point Yugi was no longer paying attention. He was now looking around the room. He'd ended up in Seto's room. The room was fairly plain, except for the poster of the Blue Eyes White Dragon on the far wall. Yugi started going through all of his stuff. Yugi opened the top drawer on his dresser. "He! He! Seto wears Tighty Whities!" He snickered to himself. He then noticed the corner of a piece of paper sticking out from under the bed. He went over a pulled it out. It was another girl magazine. With it came tumbling out at least thirty more. "Wow. Look at all the naked girly magazines." Yugi said.
"Girls!" Came a shout from the other side of the door. Then there were a couple of bangs on it and it came crashing down. Yami Bakura came hurdling into the room like a cyclone and dove into the pile of magazines.
"Weee!" Yugi shouted and he dodged past Tea again and ran back down the hall. "Weeee! Seto looks at dirty books! Seto looks at dirty books!" Yugi chanted.
Just then Seto came down the hall and noticed the door missing to his room. "Hey!" He shouted. "Those are my ma-" He stopped in mid-sentence when he saw Tea staring at him. "My um, my, my, where did Yami Bakura get all of those magazines from?"
"You're worse than Yami Malik." Tea snapped. She then stormed down the hall. Seto walked into his room and over to Yami Bakura. Yami Bakura looked up at him. "Keep them." He said. "Consider it a birthday present." Yami Bakura shouted, "Yay!" and then he dove back into the pile.
"Except for this one." Seto said as he picked up the one book. "This one is my favorite." He explained.
Yami Bakura looked at the front page. It said: 'Dueling Card Girlies.'
Yami Bakura scrunched his nose at the book. "You're sicker than I am." he said.
Yugi ran down stairs again and found Mai crying. He stopped. "What's wrong Mai?" He asked as he frantically bounce around the room.
"Joey destroyed the only makeup case I have in here." She whimpered.
"What did it look like again?" Yugi asked.
"It was pink and had a heart clip on it." She began to sob. "I was beautiful!" She started to wail.
"Hmmm." Did it come with a Malibu Barbie?" Yugi asked.
Mai calmed down. "Why?" She asked.
"Well. I just say something like that up in Mokuba's room when I was helping clean up all the Barbie dolls. Weeeeee!" He then took off like a plane down the hall.
"What?" Mai stood up and ran into Mokuba's room. There it was. The thing she'd been dreaming of. It was just like the last one and it was in mint condition. She picked it up and hugged it tightly in her arms. "I'll never let you go." She whispered to it softly. She then looked up and glared off into space. "It's time to make Joey pay for what he did to your sister." She said.
Joey was sitting in the living room all by himself. He leaned back into the big reclining chair in the corner. He sighed with the comfort of the chair. "This is great!" He said. He then noticed the panel on the right side of the chair. "What does this do?" He wondered. He began pressing the buttons and the chair began to vibrate in different spots. "Cool!" He shouted. He leaned back into the chair and enjoyed the feel of it. "Life doesn't get any better than this." He said. He then noticed Mai standing in the doorway. "Hey Mai. What's going on?" He asked.
She didn't speak. She walked over and waked him over the head with a pan she'd taken from the kitchen and knocked Joey out. She then dragged him out of the room.
Bakura and Tristan were now bored and decided to go on the Internet and look for a game or something to look at.
"Do you know any good Internet sites?" Bakura asked as he scrolled down the page.
"Not really." Tristan said. "I'm not really into computers. Why don't you just use a search engine?"
"Okay." Bakura said. "What should I search for?"
Tristan sat back in thought for a moment. "Hmmm. How about Hot chicks?" Tristan said.
"Tristan!" Bakura said.
"Oh come on! Yami Bakura does it all the time. I want to see what all the fuss is about." Tristan said.
"I'll have no part in it." Bakura said.
"Fine. Trade me spots." Tristan said. The two then switched spots and Tristan began searching.
"What's this?" Tristan said. "100 hottest pictures on the Internet. I have to see this!" He said.
"I'm disappointed in you Tristan." Bakura said.
"Oh shut up."
Tristan clicked on the web page and the screen flipped to 'number 100'. "Oh. She's pretty." Tristan said. He then clicked on it again and it went to 99. "Ew. I guess this is boys and girls." Tristan said as the buff man wearing only a fire helmet popped onto the screen. He then clicked again and 98 came onto the page. "Oh my god!" Tristan shouted.
"What? What is it?" Bakura asked.
"It's Duke!" Tristan shouted.
"Ewwww!" Bakura said.
It was Duke Devlin and he was completely naked. The only thing covering him up was an over sized novelty die that he was holding in front of his private parts.
"Change pages! It's hurting my eyes!" Tristan yelled.
"I can't!" Bakura shouted. "The Internet connection is a dial up."
"Seto is f&%*#(! Rich and he can't afford cable?" Tristan said. Duke then walked in. "What are you guys looking at?" Duke asked.
"Nothing!" They yelled at the same time. Bakura attempted to cover the monitor while Tristan furiously tried to change the page.
"Come on. I want to see." Duke whined.
"No!" They shouted.
"Let me see."
"No!"
"Fine." Duke said. "Be that way." He turned around and began to leave.
The boys let out a big sigh and relaxed. Once again trying to change the page.
Duke then ran up behind them and looked. "Oh my god!" He shouted as he stared at his naked visage.
"We didn't search for this we swear. It was an accident. We're trying to change it we." Bakura was rambling.
"How did I drop to 98?" Duke cried.
"What!?"
"I used to be 76 and now I'm 98? How can that be?" He cried. "Have I gone past my prime? Is that it? Am I losing me good looks?"
"No way Duke. You're a very attractive man." Tristan said. He then realized what he'd said. "I mean, why are you putting pictures of yourself like that on the Internet?"
"Oh." Duke said. "I didn't have that much money before I invented Dice Monsters and I needed another form of income."
"So you did pornography?" Bakura said.
"No! It isn't porno. I was almost a play boy you know." He gloated. "I like to call it, 'extreme art'."
"It's porno." Bakura said.
"It's not porno!" Duke yelled. "I'm just comfortable with myself physically. So what if I pose naked?"
"It's gross." Bakura said.
"You don't know what you're missing. You should try it sometime. It can be very therapeutic." Duke told him.
"Hell no!" Bakura shouted. "How could that be therapeutic? Is everyone in this house a pervert?" He cried.
Yugi runs by. "I'm not a pervert! I'm an airplane! Weeeee!" He then ran out the door flapping his arms.
"Yugi! Please stop running!" Yami said. He was now chasing Yugi down along with Tea. "Don't make me use shadow magic on you!" He threatened.
"That's great.." Tristan said in deep sarcasm. He'd now gotten fed up with the Internet connection and hit the off button on the monitor. He'd advise Seto to update the Internet connection to that computer later. The boys sat there in awkward silence for a moment then Tristan looked around.
Then he asked, "Hey, has anyone seen Joey?"
End Of Chapter 4
How much worse can it get huh? Let me tell you. If I find some more pixie stix it could get A LOT worse. Mwaa aaa aaa aaa! Review Please!