Lila: Thank you for all the great suggestions and reviews. They were very
helpful. I also appreciated the pile of pixie stix left in my mailbox.
*Starts eating pixie stix*. He he. Sugar high good! Especially for this
story.
Yugi: I'm an airplane! Weeeee.
Lila: Don't you think that's getting a little old?
Yugi: huh? Fine. I was tired of being an airplane anyway.
Lila: Good.
Yugi: I want to be a cat. Meow!
Lila: Oh dear. I think I've just made it worse.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 5
Joey stirred away. He felt a throbbing pain in his head but when he reached to touch it, he realized his hands were chained. "What's going on?"
Just then Mai walked out from the darkness with her hands behind her back.
"Oh, thank goodness Mai. Can you get me down from here?" Joey asked.
She walked up to him and looked him straight in the face. "No."
"Why not?" He asked.
"You killed my makeup kit!" She accused him. She pressed her finger against his nose.
"Mai, you'd gone crazy. You were giving everyone a make-over."
"So?" She asked. "They all needed them. I made them beautiful."
"You made them look like crack whores." Joey said.
This really ticked Mai off. "Just for that, I'm going to do even more than a make over."
"But you don't have any makeup." Joey said.
"Oh really?" She said. She then pulled her other hand out from behind her back to reveal the small box.
"WHAA! It can't be!" He shouted.
"Oh but it is." She grinned.
"What else are you going to do to me." He was getting nervous.
"Oh don't worry." She said sweetly. "Everyone will get to see it."
She then moved in for the attack. "Noooooooo!" Joey screamed.
Down stair, Tea was busy cutting out news articles from an old newspaper. "Why are you doing that?" Yami asked.
"Because," She said. "I'm collecting them for my current events articles."
"But that newspaper is almost a week old." Yami pointed out.
"Well.It's as current as it is going to get." Tea said.
"Meow!" Yugi ran into the room and hopped up on the back of the couch. "I'm a cat!" He then proceeded to licking his hand and brushing it against his hair. "Meow!"
"That's nice Yugi." Tea said and never looked up from her magazines.
"Meow!"
"Why aren't you trying to catch him anymore?" Yami asked.
Tea set down the scissors and leaned back against the front of the couch. "I've given up." She explained. "He's to fast. He'll calm down eventually."
Yami gave a grunt that didn't sound all that reassuring. That was when Yugi lifted his leg and attempted to clean himself like an actual cat. He failed miserable and fell off the side of the couch. "Meow!" He whined.
"Yugi, don't do that. It's gross." Yami said. Yugi popped his head up over the corner.
"You can't tell me what to do." Yugi said.
"Because you're a cat?" Yami asked.
"No." Yugi said. He then walked over and picked up Tea's scissors. "Because I am the hair man and I've come to collect your hair!" He dove at Yami who side stepped out of the way.
"Yugi, you've lost your mind!" Yami yelled at him.
"No I haven't." Yugi stood still for a moment. "It's right here." He whacked himself on the head. "Ow." He whined. "You tricked me into hurting myself. You will pay!"
He then snapped the scissors at Yami and ran right at him. Yami then ran out the door and into the hallway. "Some one help! He's trying to cut my hair!" Yami shouted. Tea had walked out the door behind them with a sigh. She thought it was pointless to follow him. They'd just out run her. Just then Tea noticed the feet in high heels that were on the edge of the stair. "Wow Mai." Tea gasped. "That's the best pedicure I've ever seen. You could go into..." She stopped when she looked up and realized it wasn't Mai. "Oh my god!" she screamed.
It was Joey. Mai had done the works. She'd even put him in a dress and.ewww.shaved his legs!
"Joey what happened to you?" She gasped. She looked him up and down. He was wearing bight red nail polish and red pump. A red semi-translucent complimented the black mini-skirt and black tank top over top to the dress. He also had his nail done and was wearing bright red lipstick. His eyes were coated in mascara and his hair was done up with barrettes. "Gee Joey. You actually look pretty good." Tea said.
"Really? No wait. Look what she did to me!" He screamed.
Just then Tristan walked around the corner. "Hey good lookin---AHHHHHHHH! Joey!" He screamed as he realized who it was.
"That's the second man you've hit on today." Bakura patted him on the back.
"You tell me he doesn't look like a chick." Tristan demanded.
"Thanks Tristan." Joey said.
"Well, if I didn't know who he was, I suppose I would mistake him for a girl." Bakura said.
"He looks like a classy hooker." Tea said.
"Hey!" Joey shouted.
Mai ran up behind him. "Say cheese!" She shouted. The bright flashing light hit Joey in the eyes before he knew what had happened.
Mai pulled the picture out of the front of the camera. "Perfect." She said.
"What are you going to do with that?" Joey asked.
"Oh nothing." She cooed as she walked down the stairs. "I'm just going to post it on the Internet." She took off for the computer.
"Nooo!" Joey yelled. He tried to run after her but the high heels tripped him up.
Mai ran to the computer but discovered there was no scanner. "Shit." She said. She then noticed Seto sitting on the couch. "Seto deary." She cooed to him.
"What Mai?" He said bluntly.
"Do you have a scanner."
"Yes."
"Can I use it?"
"No."
"Why no?"
"Because it's in the west wing."
"Oh please!" She begged. "You'll be glad you did."
"Why would I be glad?" He looked up from his book.
"Because everyone on the World Wide Web would get to see this." She held out the now developed photo to him.
Seto stared at the picture then back at Mai. He hopped up and grabbed her by the wrist. "Come on!" he shouted.
"Why in such a hurry?" Mai asked.
"Because we need to make it down there before Joey figures out how to walk in those shoes!"
Yami ran past them. "Some one PLEASE help me?" He yelled.
He spun around the corner and up the stairs with Yugi close behind.
Yugi was right behind him. "You can't escape from me!" He yelled.
Yami ran down the hall and into Seto's room where Yami Bakura was sitting in his pile of magazines as if he were in heaven. Yami leaped over the bed and over the pile. He stood in a stand off with Yugi across the pile of magazines. "What the hell are you to doing?" He asked.
"Yugi's going to cut my hair." Yami said.
"You could make this easier my just holding still. The hair collector needs your hair." Yugi said.
"You guys are too weird." Yami Bakura said and sat back into his pile.
"We can't stay like this forever you know." Yami said.
"You're right. CHARGE!" Yugi screamed as he dove at Yami. Yami ran around and out the door again. Yugi couldn't stop though. He seemed so blinded by what he was doing he did even notice where he was landing. "Take that!" Yugi yelled. "And that!"
"No!" Screamed Yami Bakura. "Yugi! Stop it! My Books!"
By the time Yugi realized what he had done, he had shredded most of the magazines to piece. A few of them still remained.
"No!" Cried Yami Bakura. "Look what you've done!"
Yugi stared at the mess. "Opps." He said. He then looked at Yami Bakura. "I'm a cat air plane."
"So why are you trying to cut Yami's hair then?"
"The plane needs Yami's hair for fuel. Vroom!" He then ran out of the room after Yami.
Yami Bakura sat there trying to pick out the unharmed magazines. "My girls!" He cried.
Duke was sitting at the computer staring at his picture. "98?" He muttered. He ran the mouse over his picture. "Now can that be?" Just then the screen flickered with an update. The big picture of 98 above the photo changed to a 99. "What!" Duke screamed. "That his [beep] ridiculous. How the [beep] did I get 99? What the [beep] [beep] and the [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] is that going to be [beep] [beep] [beep] (my hand is getting sore from hitting the censor button so I'll stop him there)
"Who?" He shouted. "Who has bumped me down!" He then went to the search engine on the page and click new photos. Duke was growling. He then saw a link to the newest photo call 'little skirt'. He clicked on the photo. "Stupid bitch bumped me. Lets just see how great she really is." He growled.
The photo began to load. Duke stared at it wide eye. "Joey?" He said.
Yami ran furiously down the hall and tried to open the last door. It was locked. He turned to see Yugi down at the other end. "There's no escape now Yami." He said.
"Please have mercy." Yami begged. "My hair is like, my icon. I'm no good without it."
"That was my hair first!" Yugi shouted. "And I'm taking my hair back. Ahhhhhh!" Yugi yelled as he charged at Yami. Yami closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable. He suddenly heard a door open and a load whack as something ran into it.
He looked up to see Yugi sliding down the side of the door he'd ran into. Malik stood there in shock.
"Malik! You're my hero!" Yami shouted. He ran over to Malik and gave him a huge hug. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." He rambled.
"Sure Yami. I just.okay." Malik was still confused. He had no idea what was going on. All's he'd wanted was to go to the bathroom in peace.
Joey ran into the living room to the computer where Duke was sitting. "Did she beat me to it?" Joey asked in a pant.
"Yep." Duke said.
"Nooooo!" Joey shouted. He looked at the screen. "34?" He asked.
"That's right." Duke sighed.
"You're number 34 and I'm pathetic number 99."
Tristan couldn't help but snicker.
"What does number 34 mean?" Joey asked.
"It's the 100 hottest pictures on the Internet." Duke explained. "You're number 34 out of 100."
"Really?" Joey asked. "Well I knew I was good lookin' but if I'm number 34 then they must think I'm hot. Damn hot!"
"Joey. They think you're a girl." Tristan tried to tell him but Joey wasn't listening. "Wow. 34." He muttered.
"I've been beat by Joey!" Duke wailed in a dramatic voice. "There's no point in going on." He ran into the kitchen and towards the counter with the knives on it. "No Duke! Don't!" Screamed Tea as she chased after him.
"Stay back!" He shouted. "I'm going to eat this expired kids lunchable and end my sorry life!" He picked up the open plastic container.
"Don't do it Duke. It's not worth it!" Tea shouted.
"What does it matter?" Duke asked. "My life is over."
He looked at the box. "Good bye cruel world!" He shouted and then started to eat the lunchable. He then laid down and closed his eyes.
"Noooooo!" Shouted Tristan as he ran over to Duke's side.
Tea picked up the box Duke had eaten from. "Wait! This isn't expired!" She said.
Duke sat up. "Really?"
"Nope. You read the date wrong." Tea said.
"Oh." Duke said.
"Are you still going to try to kill yourself?" Tristan asked.
"No." Duke said. "Killing yourself takes to much work. I think I'll just eat some popcorn and watch TV."
"Oh."
Duke grabbed a cold bag of popcorn sitting on the counter and went out into the living room.
"What should we watch?" Tea asked.
"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry." Yami Malik chanted from behind them.
"No!"
End of Chapter 5
REVIEWS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: I'm an airplane! Weeeee.
Lila: Don't you think that's getting a little old?
Yugi: huh? Fine. I was tired of being an airplane anyway.
Lila: Good.
Yugi: I want to be a cat. Meow!
Lila: Oh dear. I think I've just made it worse.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 5
Joey stirred away. He felt a throbbing pain in his head but when he reached to touch it, he realized his hands were chained. "What's going on?"
Just then Mai walked out from the darkness with her hands behind her back.
"Oh, thank goodness Mai. Can you get me down from here?" Joey asked.
She walked up to him and looked him straight in the face. "No."
"Why not?" He asked.
"You killed my makeup kit!" She accused him. She pressed her finger against his nose.
"Mai, you'd gone crazy. You were giving everyone a make-over."
"So?" She asked. "They all needed them. I made them beautiful."
"You made them look like crack whores." Joey said.
This really ticked Mai off. "Just for that, I'm going to do even more than a make over."
"But you don't have any makeup." Joey said.
"Oh really?" She said. She then pulled her other hand out from behind her back to reveal the small box.
"WHAA! It can't be!" He shouted.
"Oh but it is." She grinned.
"What else are you going to do to me." He was getting nervous.
"Oh don't worry." She said sweetly. "Everyone will get to see it."
She then moved in for the attack. "Noooooooo!" Joey screamed.
Down stair, Tea was busy cutting out news articles from an old newspaper. "Why are you doing that?" Yami asked.
"Because," She said. "I'm collecting them for my current events articles."
"But that newspaper is almost a week old." Yami pointed out.
"Well.It's as current as it is going to get." Tea said.
"Meow!" Yugi ran into the room and hopped up on the back of the couch. "I'm a cat!" He then proceeded to licking his hand and brushing it against his hair. "Meow!"
"That's nice Yugi." Tea said and never looked up from her magazines.
"Meow!"
"Why aren't you trying to catch him anymore?" Yami asked.
Tea set down the scissors and leaned back against the front of the couch. "I've given up." She explained. "He's to fast. He'll calm down eventually."
Yami gave a grunt that didn't sound all that reassuring. That was when Yugi lifted his leg and attempted to clean himself like an actual cat. He failed miserable and fell off the side of the couch. "Meow!" He whined.
"Yugi, don't do that. It's gross." Yami said. Yugi popped his head up over the corner.
"You can't tell me what to do." Yugi said.
"Because you're a cat?" Yami asked.
"No." Yugi said. He then walked over and picked up Tea's scissors. "Because I am the hair man and I've come to collect your hair!" He dove at Yami who side stepped out of the way.
"Yugi, you've lost your mind!" Yami yelled at him.
"No I haven't." Yugi stood still for a moment. "It's right here." He whacked himself on the head. "Ow." He whined. "You tricked me into hurting myself. You will pay!"
He then snapped the scissors at Yami and ran right at him. Yami then ran out the door and into the hallway. "Some one help! He's trying to cut my hair!" Yami shouted. Tea had walked out the door behind them with a sigh. She thought it was pointless to follow him. They'd just out run her. Just then Tea noticed the feet in high heels that were on the edge of the stair. "Wow Mai." Tea gasped. "That's the best pedicure I've ever seen. You could go into..." She stopped when she looked up and realized it wasn't Mai. "Oh my god!" she screamed.
It was Joey. Mai had done the works. She'd even put him in a dress and.ewww.shaved his legs!
"Joey what happened to you?" She gasped. She looked him up and down. He was wearing bight red nail polish and red pump. A red semi-translucent complimented the black mini-skirt and black tank top over top to the dress. He also had his nail done and was wearing bright red lipstick. His eyes were coated in mascara and his hair was done up with barrettes. "Gee Joey. You actually look pretty good." Tea said.
"Really? No wait. Look what she did to me!" He screamed.
Just then Tristan walked around the corner. "Hey good lookin---AHHHHHHHH! Joey!" He screamed as he realized who it was.
"That's the second man you've hit on today." Bakura patted him on the back.
"You tell me he doesn't look like a chick." Tristan demanded.
"Thanks Tristan." Joey said.
"Well, if I didn't know who he was, I suppose I would mistake him for a girl." Bakura said.
"He looks like a classy hooker." Tea said.
"Hey!" Joey shouted.
Mai ran up behind him. "Say cheese!" She shouted. The bright flashing light hit Joey in the eyes before he knew what had happened.
Mai pulled the picture out of the front of the camera. "Perfect." She said.
"What are you going to do with that?" Joey asked.
"Oh nothing." She cooed as she walked down the stairs. "I'm just going to post it on the Internet." She took off for the computer.
"Nooo!" Joey yelled. He tried to run after her but the high heels tripped him up.
Mai ran to the computer but discovered there was no scanner. "Shit." She said. She then noticed Seto sitting on the couch. "Seto deary." She cooed to him.
"What Mai?" He said bluntly.
"Do you have a scanner."
"Yes."
"Can I use it?"
"No."
"Why no?"
"Because it's in the west wing."
"Oh please!" She begged. "You'll be glad you did."
"Why would I be glad?" He looked up from his book.
"Because everyone on the World Wide Web would get to see this." She held out the now developed photo to him.
Seto stared at the picture then back at Mai. He hopped up and grabbed her by the wrist. "Come on!" he shouted.
"Why in such a hurry?" Mai asked.
"Because we need to make it down there before Joey figures out how to walk in those shoes!"
Yami ran past them. "Some one PLEASE help me?" He yelled.
He spun around the corner and up the stairs with Yugi close behind.
Yugi was right behind him. "You can't escape from me!" He yelled.
Yami ran down the hall and into Seto's room where Yami Bakura was sitting in his pile of magazines as if he were in heaven. Yami leaped over the bed and over the pile. He stood in a stand off with Yugi across the pile of magazines. "What the hell are you to doing?" He asked.
"Yugi's going to cut my hair." Yami said.
"You could make this easier my just holding still. The hair collector needs your hair." Yugi said.
"You guys are too weird." Yami Bakura said and sat back into his pile.
"We can't stay like this forever you know." Yami said.
"You're right. CHARGE!" Yugi screamed as he dove at Yami. Yami ran around and out the door again. Yugi couldn't stop though. He seemed so blinded by what he was doing he did even notice where he was landing. "Take that!" Yugi yelled. "And that!"
"No!" Screamed Yami Bakura. "Yugi! Stop it! My Books!"
By the time Yugi realized what he had done, he had shredded most of the magazines to piece. A few of them still remained.
"No!" Cried Yami Bakura. "Look what you've done!"
Yugi stared at the mess. "Opps." He said. He then looked at Yami Bakura. "I'm a cat air plane."
"So why are you trying to cut Yami's hair then?"
"The plane needs Yami's hair for fuel. Vroom!" He then ran out of the room after Yami.
Yami Bakura sat there trying to pick out the unharmed magazines. "My girls!" He cried.
Duke was sitting at the computer staring at his picture. "98?" He muttered. He ran the mouse over his picture. "Now can that be?" Just then the screen flickered with an update. The big picture of 98 above the photo changed to a 99. "What!" Duke screamed. "That his [beep] ridiculous. How the [beep] did I get 99? What the [beep] [beep] and the [beep] [beep] [beep] [beep] is that going to be [beep] [beep] [beep] (my hand is getting sore from hitting the censor button so I'll stop him there)
"Who?" He shouted. "Who has bumped me down!" He then went to the search engine on the page and click new photos. Duke was growling. He then saw a link to the newest photo call 'little skirt'. He clicked on the photo. "Stupid bitch bumped me. Lets just see how great she really is." He growled.
The photo began to load. Duke stared at it wide eye. "Joey?" He said.
Yami ran furiously down the hall and tried to open the last door. It was locked. He turned to see Yugi down at the other end. "There's no escape now Yami." He said.
"Please have mercy." Yami begged. "My hair is like, my icon. I'm no good without it."
"That was my hair first!" Yugi shouted. "And I'm taking my hair back. Ahhhhhh!" Yugi yelled as he charged at Yami. Yami closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable. He suddenly heard a door open and a load whack as something ran into it.
He looked up to see Yugi sliding down the side of the door he'd ran into. Malik stood there in shock.
"Malik! You're my hero!" Yami shouted. He ran over to Malik and gave him a huge hug. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you." He rambled.
"Sure Yami. I just.okay." Malik was still confused. He had no idea what was going on. All's he'd wanted was to go to the bathroom in peace.
Joey ran into the living room to the computer where Duke was sitting. "Did she beat me to it?" Joey asked in a pant.
"Yep." Duke said.
"Nooooo!" Joey shouted. He looked at the screen. "34?" He asked.
"That's right." Duke sighed.
"You're number 34 and I'm pathetic number 99."
Tristan couldn't help but snicker.
"What does number 34 mean?" Joey asked.
"It's the 100 hottest pictures on the Internet." Duke explained. "You're number 34 out of 100."
"Really?" Joey asked. "Well I knew I was good lookin' but if I'm number 34 then they must think I'm hot. Damn hot!"
"Joey. They think you're a girl." Tristan tried to tell him but Joey wasn't listening. "Wow. 34." He muttered.
"I've been beat by Joey!" Duke wailed in a dramatic voice. "There's no point in going on." He ran into the kitchen and towards the counter with the knives on it. "No Duke! Don't!" Screamed Tea as she chased after him.
"Stay back!" He shouted. "I'm going to eat this expired kids lunchable and end my sorry life!" He picked up the open plastic container.
"Don't do it Duke. It's not worth it!" Tea shouted.
"What does it matter?" Duke asked. "My life is over."
He looked at the box. "Good bye cruel world!" He shouted and then started to eat the lunchable. He then laid down and closed his eyes.
"Noooooo!" Shouted Tristan as he ran over to Duke's side.
Tea picked up the box Duke had eaten from. "Wait! This isn't expired!" She said.
Duke sat up. "Really?"
"Nope. You read the date wrong." Tea said.
"Oh." Duke said.
"Are you still going to try to kill yourself?" Tristan asked.
"No." Duke said. "Killing yourself takes to much work. I think I'll just eat some popcorn and watch TV."
"Oh."
Duke grabbed a cold bag of popcorn sitting on the counter and went out into the living room.
"What should we watch?" Tea asked.
"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry." Yami Malik chanted from behind them.
"No!"
End of Chapter 5
REVIEWS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!