Hey guys, I must acknowledge my gratitude for actually considering reading
my story. It's a pile of cow chips in my perspective, but you know, if the
boot fits. (Laughs at bad joke). Whoof, tough crowd, tough crowd. Now,
since I have an overactive imagination, and I have the feeling that Alan
Rickman himself wants to crawl in bed with me at all hours of the night, I
have come up with own character to toy with and then mutually destroy,
which would be such a horrible thing to do to J.K Rowling's brilliant
characters. ;) WINK! Minus the fact that Snape breaks the "MUGGLE"
statutory rape rule, because, in my book, it's caca in The Magic world . so
take that world!
Since this is my first chapter on my new name, I'll give a bit of background, and this is the part you should actually read, it explains all the stuff your small mind cannot comprehend as quickly. Joking. Anyway, Raie is a figment of my imagination, she's 14, a year younger then Harry's posse` and she's pretty much a smart alec, and at times a complete bitch. (Like most girls once a month) but if there's anything you "Don't Understand" just review, or e-mail me, or something . yeah. Enjoy!
Disclaimer- Raie Black and Vera Nethers. All others (unless told otherwise) are ingenious characters of that of Joanne Kathleen Rowling's mind.
Rating- PG-13 But in my book, who cares?
Chapter one- The Stumbled Meeting
"Well this is absolute bullocks!" Raie grunted, most annoyed, a growl etching in her throat as she banged on her Walkman, no longer playing a classic Clash song.
"No electronics are of much use here at Hogwarts," Hermione pointed out smugly, taking the headphones off Raie's head and placing them in her hands.
"Don't ask us, all we know it's like an anti-muggle charm, or something," Ron shrugged, taking the cassette out of the Walkman, and looking at it as if it was a brand new discovery.
"Give me that," Raie said, snatching it back from Ron's sweating palms.
"Guys, we should get going, you and Vera will have to get sorted," Harry said, his eyes upon Vera.
"Yeah, I suppose, come on Raie, we have to find Professor Mc - Mc - uhh ." Vera paused, most embarrassed in the forgetment of a professor's name.
"McGonagall," Hermione corrected immediately.
Raie sighed and rolled her eyes. She walked past Vera, grabbing her arm on the way, pulling her along up the stairs.
Once inside, Vera snapped her arm out of Raie's grip, shaking her brilliant burgundy hair out her face.
"Well, that, was incesibly rude, you know."
"That Hermione is just a priss that will drive me insane by the time I graduate this damned school," Raie answered, pulling her own dark black hair in annoyance.
"Raie," hissed Vera, at the sound of Raie's fowl mouth.
"Sorry, I slipped. I've been trying to fast on my dirty mouth, but it's a bit hard you know," Raie said defensively, as a teacher bumped into her.
"Pardon me, missy." Raie said, turning her face towards a stern looking which, older then old.
Vera made a circled "O" with her mouth as Raie turned a brilliant red.
"My apologies," she said, half meaning it, half mocking.
"Yes, miss, anyway, you are . ?" the witch said, an annoyed look on her face from Raie's antics.
"Raie Black," she said, sticking her arm out rudely to shake Professor McGonagall's hand.
"Vera - Vera Nethers," Vera said gently in her shy, quiet manner "Ah, you're the new students from Durmstrang, aye?" She asked, eyes darting between the two.
"Yup," Raie exclaimed, rocking on her heels nervously.
"I'll give you the main outline. There are four houses, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, and Gryffindor, which I am Head of House for. You will sit on the stool in the front of the whole school, and be sorted into your houses. Then you shall go to the appropriate table, and sit with your fellow classmates. Schedules and Common Room passwords will be given to you when ready." Professor McGonagall advised thoroughly.
Raie nodded nervously, as Vera swallowed loudly.
"Then, if you will follow me," McGonagall said, gesturing for the them to follow her.
Professor McGonagall guided the two fourteen year olds to the back entrance of the Great Hall, where they were to wait as she made an announcement to the school.
"I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach," squeaked Vera, who ran her fingers constantly through her hair as she did when she was nervous.
"I have elephants." Raie said, a little green in the face.
"What are you two doing here?" A deep, voice sneered from behind the pair.
Vera grabbed Raie's arm, and dug her nails into it, as Raie turned around slowly, turning to face a tall man, wearing all black work robes, and his complexion was pale.
"W-w-waiting for P-p-professor McGonagall," Vera answered quickly, Raie nodding in agreement.
"Really? And what for? You should be in your seats at your table." He grunted snoodily, brushing long, black, shiny hair out of his sallow face.
"We're new," Raie said, stepping out to get the full view of the mysterious face.
Raie met the coal eyes of the man, and held his gaze for a second or two. He, returning the stare, shifted uncomfortably on his feet. Raie let the handsomeness of the man wash over her body and her mind. She, now feeling hot and uncomfortable, chilled as she felt sweat collect at her hairline. She dropped her gaze suddenly, realizing that the intimidating look she had wanted to give him, was reflected to her.
Raie stepped back, heart racing.
"Sorry, ummm, sir, we're the new students from Durmstrang, Professor McGonagall told us to wait here," Vera said bravely, Raie shooting her a look of disbelief.
"Oh, well . I'm Professor Snape, Potions Master and Head of House for Slytherin," he said proudly, but warily.
"I hate potions, I'm terribly bad at it," Raie said under her breath, though this Snape heard her.
"I hate students who pester me, but I'm terribly good at embarrassing them," he said, trying once again to indimidate Raie, who smiled nervously.
"That's not something to be proud of sir," Raie said, raising an eyebrow.
As Snape was about to re-coil, Professor McGonagall appeared, and gestured towards the front of the Great Hall. Raie and Vera dare not look back at the man, but Raie had the sudden urge to do so, and turned her head, running herself into Vera infront of the school.
Catching her balance, she stood to the side, as Professor McGonagall read "Nethers, Vera."
Vera, running her fingers through her hair, quickly walked to the stool and sat down so quickly it nearly toppled over. Breathing heavily, her chest moving up and down with rhythm, she let her eyes wander in amazement with the amount of students in the school.
Professor McGonagall placed the Sorting Hat on Vera, and stepped away, letting Vera expierance. The Hat hummed inside Vera's head, telling her she was to be an impressive student if she didn't let certain distractions distract her. Finally, it yelled "GRYFFINDOR!!" sending Vera to the side and almost off the stool. Students from a particular table clapped the loudest, as Professor McGonagall gestured towards the Gryffindor table.
Raie, now zeroing in on this Potions Master, suddenly let an often unexcusable thought drift into her mind. What if he was my "Master"? She shook her head of the thought, but left it in the back of her mind.
The Potions Master tapped the man to his left and Raie leaned forward to hear.
"Does the girl over there not remind you of the late Victoria Alexandra?" he said, tilting his head towards Raie who looked away, but still eavesdropped.
"She looks insanely too much like Vic, but Vic has been dead for fourteen years, and I doubt she had children for her life was cut short," the man on Snape's left replied, not interested in the topic.
"But remember during school, how she and" he paused and made a disgusted face, "Sirius Black were the ideal couple,"
Raie grabbed her stomach, as she often did when she heard things that were strange to her ears. My last name is Black, she thought to herelf, rubbing her porcelin cheeks to get a rosy complexsion.
"Black, Raie." Professor McGonagall announced, and immediately Snape looked at Raie with a face of curiousty and amazement. Raie shrugged in return and ventured off to the stool.
She sat down, shifting her body weight on the chair. She felt herself blush as all eyes of the student body were placed upon her.
Professor McGonagall placed the sorting at upon Raie's matted hair. It coughed a sickly cough and Raie made a small face. Where have you been? We've been waiting for you to return, Heir of Sirius and Daughter of Victoria, your destiny lies here, it whispered in Raie's ear, her eyes widening nervously.
"GRYFFINDOR!!" it yelled, causing Raie to lean back in the reaction, and in result, fell off the stool. The Gryffindor table clapped, with a continous roar of amused laughing aroused. Raie stood up and curtsied and jaunted over to the table and plopped herself next to Vera, who rubbed her back in congratulations.
Professor Dumbledore addressed the school, giving the usual Forbidden Forest warning, and school rules.
Once the feast was over, and Raie had thoroughly stuffed herself to almost bursting, she followed George, Ron's older brother, now a wise-cracking prefect, through the tunneling halls of Hogwarts, to the Fat Lady.
"Dastardly Deed," he said with a small chuckle, as the Fat Lady rolled her eyes.
Once inside the Common Room, he explained the dorms, and Vera and Raie ventured off to the dorm where the 5th year girls slept, for the 4th year dorms were packed full.
Raie changed into her pajamas, and brushed her teeth, letting the foam of the toothpaste ooze out of her mouth, making faces at a amused Vera and an annoyed Hermione.
They crawled into bed, as other 5th years drifted in and into sleep.
What is this! Bah! First chapter, a complete ruckus. It's absolutely pathetic. Anyway, I need to bring Draco into the picture, but I'm not sure how yet, I'll have to sit and think about that one for awhile, since Draco is a key character.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed the first chapter, PLEASE have mercy on my tortured artist soul and review my firstie chapter!
Note to flamers: Keep your caca in your bum hole please, because your negative thoughts will only provoke me to make you more angry and displease you : ) * smiles innocently *
* Bows * (For if I even dare tried to curtsy, I'd kill myself and anyone within 7 billion miles . ) :D
Since this is my first chapter on my new name, I'll give a bit of background, and this is the part you should actually read, it explains all the stuff your small mind cannot comprehend as quickly. Joking. Anyway, Raie is a figment of my imagination, she's 14, a year younger then Harry's posse` and she's pretty much a smart alec, and at times a complete bitch. (Like most girls once a month) but if there's anything you "Don't Understand" just review, or e-mail me, or something . yeah. Enjoy!
Disclaimer- Raie Black and Vera Nethers. All others (unless told otherwise) are ingenious characters of that of Joanne Kathleen Rowling's mind.
Rating- PG-13 But in my book, who cares?
Chapter one- The Stumbled Meeting
"Well this is absolute bullocks!" Raie grunted, most annoyed, a growl etching in her throat as she banged on her Walkman, no longer playing a classic Clash song.
"No electronics are of much use here at Hogwarts," Hermione pointed out smugly, taking the headphones off Raie's head and placing them in her hands.
"Don't ask us, all we know it's like an anti-muggle charm, or something," Ron shrugged, taking the cassette out of the Walkman, and looking at it as if it was a brand new discovery.
"Give me that," Raie said, snatching it back from Ron's sweating palms.
"Guys, we should get going, you and Vera will have to get sorted," Harry said, his eyes upon Vera.
"Yeah, I suppose, come on Raie, we have to find Professor Mc - Mc - uhh ." Vera paused, most embarrassed in the forgetment of a professor's name.
"McGonagall," Hermione corrected immediately.
Raie sighed and rolled her eyes. She walked past Vera, grabbing her arm on the way, pulling her along up the stairs.
Once inside, Vera snapped her arm out of Raie's grip, shaking her brilliant burgundy hair out her face.
"Well, that, was incesibly rude, you know."
"That Hermione is just a priss that will drive me insane by the time I graduate this damned school," Raie answered, pulling her own dark black hair in annoyance.
"Raie," hissed Vera, at the sound of Raie's fowl mouth.
"Sorry, I slipped. I've been trying to fast on my dirty mouth, but it's a bit hard you know," Raie said defensively, as a teacher bumped into her.
"Pardon me, missy." Raie said, turning her face towards a stern looking which, older then old.
Vera made a circled "O" with her mouth as Raie turned a brilliant red.
"My apologies," she said, half meaning it, half mocking.
"Yes, miss, anyway, you are . ?" the witch said, an annoyed look on her face from Raie's antics.
"Raie Black," she said, sticking her arm out rudely to shake Professor McGonagall's hand.
"Vera - Vera Nethers," Vera said gently in her shy, quiet manner "Ah, you're the new students from Durmstrang, aye?" She asked, eyes darting between the two.
"Yup," Raie exclaimed, rocking on her heels nervously.
"I'll give you the main outline. There are four houses, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Slytherin, and Gryffindor, which I am Head of House for. You will sit on the stool in the front of the whole school, and be sorted into your houses. Then you shall go to the appropriate table, and sit with your fellow classmates. Schedules and Common Room passwords will be given to you when ready." Professor McGonagall advised thoroughly.
Raie nodded nervously, as Vera swallowed loudly.
"Then, if you will follow me," McGonagall said, gesturing for the them to follow her.
Professor McGonagall guided the two fourteen year olds to the back entrance of the Great Hall, where they were to wait as she made an announcement to the school.
"I have the biggest butterflies in my stomach," squeaked Vera, who ran her fingers constantly through her hair as she did when she was nervous.
"I have elephants." Raie said, a little green in the face.
"What are you two doing here?" A deep, voice sneered from behind the pair.
Vera grabbed Raie's arm, and dug her nails into it, as Raie turned around slowly, turning to face a tall man, wearing all black work robes, and his complexion was pale.
"W-w-waiting for P-p-professor McGonagall," Vera answered quickly, Raie nodding in agreement.
"Really? And what for? You should be in your seats at your table." He grunted snoodily, brushing long, black, shiny hair out of his sallow face.
"We're new," Raie said, stepping out to get the full view of the mysterious face.
Raie met the coal eyes of the man, and held his gaze for a second or two. He, returning the stare, shifted uncomfortably on his feet. Raie let the handsomeness of the man wash over her body and her mind. She, now feeling hot and uncomfortable, chilled as she felt sweat collect at her hairline. She dropped her gaze suddenly, realizing that the intimidating look she had wanted to give him, was reflected to her.
Raie stepped back, heart racing.
"Sorry, ummm, sir, we're the new students from Durmstrang, Professor McGonagall told us to wait here," Vera said bravely, Raie shooting her a look of disbelief.
"Oh, well . I'm Professor Snape, Potions Master and Head of House for Slytherin," he said proudly, but warily.
"I hate potions, I'm terribly bad at it," Raie said under her breath, though this Snape heard her.
"I hate students who pester me, but I'm terribly good at embarrassing them," he said, trying once again to indimidate Raie, who smiled nervously.
"That's not something to be proud of sir," Raie said, raising an eyebrow.
As Snape was about to re-coil, Professor McGonagall appeared, and gestured towards the front of the Great Hall. Raie and Vera dare not look back at the man, but Raie had the sudden urge to do so, and turned her head, running herself into Vera infront of the school.
Catching her balance, she stood to the side, as Professor McGonagall read "Nethers, Vera."
Vera, running her fingers through her hair, quickly walked to the stool and sat down so quickly it nearly toppled over. Breathing heavily, her chest moving up and down with rhythm, she let her eyes wander in amazement with the amount of students in the school.
Professor McGonagall placed the Sorting Hat on Vera, and stepped away, letting Vera expierance. The Hat hummed inside Vera's head, telling her she was to be an impressive student if she didn't let certain distractions distract her. Finally, it yelled "GRYFFINDOR!!" sending Vera to the side and almost off the stool. Students from a particular table clapped the loudest, as Professor McGonagall gestured towards the Gryffindor table.
Raie, now zeroing in on this Potions Master, suddenly let an often unexcusable thought drift into her mind. What if he was my "Master"? She shook her head of the thought, but left it in the back of her mind.
The Potions Master tapped the man to his left and Raie leaned forward to hear.
"Does the girl over there not remind you of the late Victoria Alexandra?" he said, tilting his head towards Raie who looked away, but still eavesdropped.
"She looks insanely too much like Vic, but Vic has been dead for fourteen years, and I doubt she had children for her life was cut short," the man on Snape's left replied, not interested in the topic.
"But remember during school, how she and" he paused and made a disgusted face, "Sirius Black were the ideal couple,"
Raie grabbed her stomach, as she often did when she heard things that were strange to her ears. My last name is Black, she thought to herelf, rubbing her porcelin cheeks to get a rosy complexsion.
"Black, Raie." Professor McGonagall announced, and immediately Snape looked at Raie with a face of curiousty and amazement. Raie shrugged in return and ventured off to the stool.
She sat down, shifting her body weight on the chair. She felt herself blush as all eyes of the student body were placed upon her.
Professor McGonagall placed the sorting at upon Raie's matted hair. It coughed a sickly cough and Raie made a small face. Where have you been? We've been waiting for you to return, Heir of Sirius and Daughter of Victoria, your destiny lies here, it whispered in Raie's ear, her eyes widening nervously.
"GRYFFINDOR!!" it yelled, causing Raie to lean back in the reaction, and in result, fell off the stool. The Gryffindor table clapped, with a continous roar of amused laughing aroused. Raie stood up and curtsied and jaunted over to the table and plopped herself next to Vera, who rubbed her back in congratulations.
Professor Dumbledore addressed the school, giving the usual Forbidden Forest warning, and school rules.
Once the feast was over, and Raie had thoroughly stuffed herself to almost bursting, she followed George, Ron's older brother, now a wise-cracking prefect, through the tunneling halls of Hogwarts, to the Fat Lady.
"Dastardly Deed," he said with a small chuckle, as the Fat Lady rolled her eyes.
Once inside the Common Room, he explained the dorms, and Vera and Raie ventured off to the dorm where the 5th year girls slept, for the 4th year dorms were packed full.
Raie changed into her pajamas, and brushed her teeth, letting the foam of the toothpaste ooze out of her mouth, making faces at a amused Vera and an annoyed Hermione.
They crawled into bed, as other 5th years drifted in and into sleep.
What is this! Bah! First chapter, a complete ruckus. It's absolutely pathetic. Anyway, I need to bring Draco into the picture, but I'm not sure how yet, I'll have to sit and think about that one for awhile, since Draco is a key character.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed the first chapter, PLEASE have mercy on my tortured artist soul and review my firstie chapter!
Note to flamers: Keep your caca in your bum hole please, because your negative thoughts will only provoke me to make you more angry and displease you : ) * smiles innocently *
* Bows * (For if I even dare tried to curtsy, I'd kill myself and anyone within 7 billion miles . ) :D