Lila: La la la la! Yum! Pixie Stix!
Seto: Who gave her more pixie stix?
CJ: I did!
Seto: Why?
CJ: I dunno. Just felt like it.
Yugi: Sugar!!!!! (Dives at Lila for Pixie Stix)
Lila: NO! Mine! (Whacks Yugi over the head)
Yugi: @_@
Seto: (sighs) I guess I'll have to be the mature one. Lila doesn't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: SUGAR!!!
Seto: And apparently does not own any sanity at the moment either.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 6
Everyone was sitting in the main room now.
"Man am I bored!" Joey whined.
"Why is there nothing to do in your house Seto?" Malik asked.
Seto glared. "There's lots of things to do!" He snapped.
"Like what?" Bakura said.
"How about Twister?" Tristan asked.
"No." Duke said. "I have to keep an eye on my ratings."
"Forget about the fucking ratings!" Seto yelled. "You people are all sick. You all obsess over the dumbest things!"
"What the hell is wrong with you Seto." Yami Malik asked. "Why are you all pissy?"
Seto stood up. "Because you people are driving me crazy!"
Just then they heard some rustling coming from Yami.
"What do you have there Yami?" Bakura asked.
"Nothing." He snapped.
"I don't think so." Bakura said.
"Stay away." He snapped again.
"He's got chocolate!" Mai shouted.
"I thought we were all out?" Duke said.
"No. This is the last on and it's mine." He said.
"That's not fair." Joey said. "We should all have an equal chance of getting the chocolate."
"How do you propose we do that?" He asked.
"A competition." Seto said.
Everyone looked at him confused. "What sort of competition?" Yami asked.
"A fast." Seto said. 'We all have to give up the one thing we truly love and put it away. The last person standing wins."
"Sounds fair enough." Said Tristan. "So what will each of us give up?"
"I say Mai gives up her make-up kit." Joey said.
Mai whimpered a little. "Oh yeah? Well I think you should have to give up food. The only thing you are aloud to eat is energy shakes and only 2 per day."
"That's not fair!" Joey yelled.
"Yes it is." Mai said.
Joey grumbled something under his breath but no one heard. Yugi looked at Yami. "Yami, I think you should have to give up wearing leather."
"But it's all I wear." Yami whined.
"You can borrow some of my clothes if you really have to." Seto said.
"And you should have to give up your dueling deck and technology." Yami said to Seto.
"But that's two things." Seto said.
"Do you really want the chocolate?" Yami asked.
"Fine." He snapped.
"Duke isn't aloud to look at his ratings or play with his dice." Tea said.
"Tea isn't aloud to talk!" Duke shot back.
"Deal!" Tea said. (Frankly I just wanted to see her shut-up. Opps not supposed to put in author's notes.)
"Yugi isn't aloud to play any games." Tristan said.
"But-" Yugi protested.
"Sorry Yug, we all have to suffer." Joey pouted.
"Well in that case. Tristan isn't aloud to look at anything related to motorcycles!" Yugi said.
"And Yami Bakura." Bakura said. "You have to give up your magazine."
"No!" Yami Bakura said.
"It's only for a while." Bakura reassured him.
Yami Bakura stared at the magazine then back at Bakura. "Fine." He hands the magazine over. "And you're not allowed to look in any mirrors."
"But." Bakura protested. "What if my hair gets ruffled?"
"No." Yami Bakura said.
Bakura growled.
"What about you two?" Yugi looked at Malik and Yami Malik. "We never really liked chocolate." Malik said. "We'll just be the referees." Yami Malik said.
Everyone agreed. The motorcycle books, dirty magazines, dueling cards and other things were piled into a cardboard box and place in the corner.
"Precious." Yami Bakura whimpered and pawed at the air towards the box.
"Just keep thinking about the chocolate my friend." Yami Malik said. Yami Bakura still kept whimpering and staring at the box.
Yami adjusted the awkward close. "This is ridiculous." He said.
Seto thought to himself. (This is a piece of cake! I can go forever without my deck and technology.right?)
Mai looked around. "So now what do we do?" She asked.
Yami Bakura snapped. "I can't take it anymore!" He ran over to the box and ripped the magazine out. He huddled up in the corner and caressed the book. "Precious." He whispered. (I don't care if it's a spoof!)
"Well. I guess Yami Bakura is out. Yugi said. "Now what?"
"He he. Yami Bakura is so stupid." Tea said.
"Ha! You lose!" Joey shouted.
"What?" Tea asked.
"You talked." Yugi said.
"Oh shit!" Tea said.
"That's two down already only." Joey tried counting it out on his fingers.
"Seven Joey." Tristan said.
"I knew that!" Joey snapped.
"Sure you did dog." Seto said.
"For the love of.I'm not a dog!"
Tea had had an idea but was too busy muttering under her breath to say it.
"Anyone else?" Yugi asked the others.
Mai stood up. "I know!" She said. "Let's do Cherokee!"
Everyone agreed. "Seto do you have a machine?" Tristan asked.
"Third door on the left of the hall next to the kitchen." He said.
He brought back the machine and tried to set it up. "Stupid thing doesn't work." Tristan said.
"Here. Let me try." Joey said. He fiddled with the wires for a minute and one of them snapped. "Opps." He said,
"You're going to break it stupid dog!" Seto said. "Here. Let me." Seto walked over and began adjusting the wires. He wasn't aware that Joey had actually broken a wire and the wire made contact with his finger. Seto was electrocuted. He lay on the floor.
"Seto? Are you alright?" Yami asked.
"I'm fine mommy. I want to ride the pink pony." Seto said.
"That can't be good." Joey said.
"Mommy? Are we going to the circus tomorrow?" Seto asked Yami.
"I'm not your mommy!" Yami yelled.
"Yes you are. And you're so pretty too." Seto said.
"Aww. Yami. He likes you." Joey teased.
Yami turned and glared at Joey. "I've sent you to the shadow realm before. Don't make me do it again."
"Shutting up sir."
Seto sat up and hugged Yami's leg. "Please don't leave mommy. I'm scared of the strange people." He said.
"I'm not your mommy!" Yami said. "Let go of my leg!"
"But I love you mommy!" Seto pleaded.
"Someone get him off of me!" Yami yelled. Yami tried to walk away but Seto had a firm grip on his leg. "I preferred you when you were all pissy Seto." Yami said.
Seto bit Yami. "Ow. Why did you just bite me?" Yami demanded.
"Mommy shouldn't swear." Seto said.
"I'm not your mommy!"
"Here Seto. Would you like to watch some TV?" Mai asked.
"Yay!" Seto said. He sat down on the couch next to my. "Thanks Daddy!"
"I'm not your daddy you over-sized twerp!" Mai shouted.
Seto began to cry. "WAAAAA. Mommy! Daddy is being mean!" Seto cried to Yami.
"I'm no your mommy." Yami yelled. Seto began to cry louder. "WAAAAA!"
"For the love of Ra! Just pretend to be his mommy and daddy! Maybe he'll stop crying!" Malik said. He covered his ears trying to block out the noise.
Yami sighed. "Fine." He said. He sat down next to Seto. "Seto your.Mommy- want's you to stop crying okay?"
Seto stopped immediately. "Okay."
"What should we watch?" Mai asked.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Yami Malik chanted.
"No!" Seto said. "I want to watch power rangers!"
"No. Jerry!" Yami Malik shouted.
"Power Rangers."
"Jerry!"
"Power Rangers."
"Can't you two agree on something?" Mai asked.
Both realized they weren't going to get what they wanted. The two both fell onto the floor and started whaling on their backs. "WHAAAAAA!!!"
Mai leaned over to Yami. "I'm never having kids." She said.
Yami replied. "After this.I don't even think I could convince myself to adopt."
End Of Chapter 5
I know. I'm sure you all wanted to see them get up and sing. Maybe later. Right now I'm going to enjoy manipulating Seto.
Seto: Sometimes I really do want to call you a bitch Lila.
Lila: Pardon me?
Seto: (Stammers) But you are just so nice and beautiful and.did I mention how nice you are and how you would never hurt me in anyway because you're so beautiful.
Joey: Hurt him Lila!
Lila: No.I'm not in the mood. I'll let him off the hook. Seto: (Sighs)
Joey: Not fair. I'm never let off the hook!
Lila: I guess you just have bad timing.
Joey: (Grumbles)
Lila: Reviews Please!
Seto: Who gave her more pixie stix?
CJ: I did!
Seto: Why?
CJ: I dunno. Just felt like it.
Yugi: Sugar!!!!! (Dives at Lila for Pixie Stix)
Lila: NO! Mine! (Whacks Yugi over the head)
Yugi: @_@
Seto: (sighs) I guess I'll have to be the mature one. Lila doesn't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: SUGAR!!!
Seto: And apparently does not own any sanity at the moment either.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 6
Everyone was sitting in the main room now.
"Man am I bored!" Joey whined.
"Why is there nothing to do in your house Seto?" Malik asked.
Seto glared. "There's lots of things to do!" He snapped.
"Like what?" Bakura said.
"How about Twister?" Tristan asked.
"No." Duke said. "I have to keep an eye on my ratings."
"Forget about the fucking ratings!" Seto yelled. "You people are all sick. You all obsess over the dumbest things!"
"What the hell is wrong with you Seto." Yami Malik asked. "Why are you all pissy?"
Seto stood up. "Because you people are driving me crazy!"
Just then they heard some rustling coming from Yami.
"What do you have there Yami?" Bakura asked.
"Nothing." He snapped.
"I don't think so." Bakura said.
"Stay away." He snapped again.
"He's got chocolate!" Mai shouted.
"I thought we were all out?" Duke said.
"No. This is the last on and it's mine." He said.
"That's not fair." Joey said. "We should all have an equal chance of getting the chocolate."
"How do you propose we do that?" He asked.
"A competition." Seto said.
Everyone looked at him confused. "What sort of competition?" Yami asked.
"A fast." Seto said. 'We all have to give up the one thing we truly love and put it away. The last person standing wins."
"Sounds fair enough." Said Tristan. "So what will each of us give up?"
"I say Mai gives up her make-up kit." Joey said.
Mai whimpered a little. "Oh yeah? Well I think you should have to give up food. The only thing you are aloud to eat is energy shakes and only 2 per day."
"That's not fair!" Joey yelled.
"Yes it is." Mai said.
Joey grumbled something under his breath but no one heard. Yugi looked at Yami. "Yami, I think you should have to give up wearing leather."
"But it's all I wear." Yami whined.
"You can borrow some of my clothes if you really have to." Seto said.
"And you should have to give up your dueling deck and technology." Yami said to Seto.
"But that's two things." Seto said.
"Do you really want the chocolate?" Yami asked.
"Fine." He snapped.
"Duke isn't aloud to look at his ratings or play with his dice." Tea said.
"Tea isn't aloud to talk!" Duke shot back.
"Deal!" Tea said. (Frankly I just wanted to see her shut-up. Opps not supposed to put in author's notes.)
"Yugi isn't aloud to play any games." Tristan said.
"But-" Yugi protested.
"Sorry Yug, we all have to suffer." Joey pouted.
"Well in that case. Tristan isn't aloud to look at anything related to motorcycles!" Yugi said.
"And Yami Bakura." Bakura said. "You have to give up your magazine."
"No!" Yami Bakura said.
"It's only for a while." Bakura reassured him.
Yami Bakura stared at the magazine then back at Bakura. "Fine." He hands the magazine over. "And you're not allowed to look in any mirrors."
"But." Bakura protested. "What if my hair gets ruffled?"
"No." Yami Bakura said.
Bakura growled.
"What about you two?" Yugi looked at Malik and Yami Malik. "We never really liked chocolate." Malik said. "We'll just be the referees." Yami Malik said.
Everyone agreed. The motorcycle books, dirty magazines, dueling cards and other things were piled into a cardboard box and place in the corner.
"Precious." Yami Bakura whimpered and pawed at the air towards the box.
"Just keep thinking about the chocolate my friend." Yami Malik said. Yami Bakura still kept whimpering and staring at the box.
Yami adjusted the awkward close. "This is ridiculous." He said.
Seto thought to himself. (This is a piece of cake! I can go forever without my deck and technology.right?)
Mai looked around. "So now what do we do?" She asked.
Yami Bakura snapped. "I can't take it anymore!" He ran over to the box and ripped the magazine out. He huddled up in the corner and caressed the book. "Precious." He whispered. (I don't care if it's a spoof!)
"Well. I guess Yami Bakura is out. Yugi said. "Now what?"
"He he. Yami Bakura is so stupid." Tea said.
"Ha! You lose!" Joey shouted.
"What?" Tea asked.
"You talked." Yugi said.
"Oh shit!" Tea said.
"That's two down already only." Joey tried counting it out on his fingers.
"Seven Joey." Tristan said.
"I knew that!" Joey snapped.
"Sure you did dog." Seto said.
"For the love of.I'm not a dog!"
Tea had had an idea but was too busy muttering under her breath to say it.
"Anyone else?" Yugi asked the others.
Mai stood up. "I know!" She said. "Let's do Cherokee!"
Everyone agreed. "Seto do you have a machine?" Tristan asked.
"Third door on the left of the hall next to the kitchen." He said.
He brought back the machine and tried to set it up. "Stupid thing doesn't work." Tristan said.
"Here. Let me try." Joey said. He fiddled with the wires for a minute and one of them snapped. "Opps." He said,
"You're going to break it stupid dog!" Seto said. "Here. Let me." Seto walked over and began adjusting the wires. He wasn't aware that Joey had actually broken a wire and the wire made contact with his finger. Seto was electrocuted. He lay on the floor.
"Seto? Are you alright?" Yami asked.
"I'm fine mommy. I want to ride the pink pony." Seto said.
"That can't be good." Joey said.
"Mommy? Are we going to the circus tomorrow?" Seto asked Yami.
"I'm not your mommy!" Yami yelled.
"Yes you are. And you're so pretty too." Seto said.
"Aww. Yami. He likes you." Joey teased.
Yami turned and glared at Joey. "I've sent you to the shadow realm before. Don't make me do it again."
"Shutting up sir."
Seto sat up and hugged Yami's leg. "Please don't leave mommy. I'm scared of the strange people." He said.
"I'm not your mommy!" Yami said. "Let go of my leg!"
"But I love you mommy!" Seto pleaded.
"Someone get him off of me!" Yami yelled. Yami tried to walk away but Seto had a firm grip on his leg. "I preferred you when you were all pissy Seto." Yami said.
Seto bit Yami. "Ow. Why did you just bite me?" Yami demanded.
"Mommy shouldn't swear." Seto said.
"I'm not your mommy!"
"Here Seto. Would you like to watch some TV?" Mai asked.
"Yay!" Seto said. He sat down on the couch next to my. "Thanks Daddy!"
"I'm not your daddy you over-sized twerp!" Mai shouted.
Seto began to cry. "WAAAAA. Mommy! Daddy is being mean!" Seto cried to Yami.
"I'm no your mommy." Yami yelled. Seto began to cry louder. "WAAAAA!"
"For the love of Ra! Just pretend to be his mommy and daddy! Maybe he'll stop crying!" Malik said. He covered his ears trying to block out the noise.
Yami sighed. "Fine." He said. He sat down next to Seto. "Seto your.Mommy- want's you to stop crying okay?"
Seto stopped immediately. "Okay."
"What should we watch?" Mai asked.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Yami Malik chanted.
"No!" Seto said. "I want to watch power rangers!"
"No. Jerry!" Yami Malik shouted.
"Power Rangers."
"Jerry!"
"Power Rangers."
"Can't you two agree on something?" Mai asked.
Both realized they weren't going to get what they wanted. The two both fell onto the floor and started whaling on their backs. "WHAAAAAA!!!"
Mai leaned over to Yami. "I'm never having kids." She said.
Yami replied. "After this.I don't even think I could convince myself to adopt."
End Of Chapter 5
I know. I'm sure you all wanted to see them get up and sing. Maybe later. Right now I'm going to enjoy manipulating Seto.
Seto: Sometimes I really do want to call you a bitch Lila.
Lila: Pardon me?
Seto: (Stammers) But you are just so nice and beautiful and.did I mention how nice you are and how you would never hurt me in anyway because you're so beautiful.
Joey: Hurt him Lila!
Lila: No.I'm not in the mood. I'll let him off the hook. Seto: (Sighs)
Joey: Not fair. I'm never let off the hook!
Lila: I guess you just have bad timing.
Joey: (Grumbles)
Lila: Reviews Please!