Lila: Sorry I haven't updated this story in so long. I've been off enjoying
my holiday. I'm sure you're all looking forward to the next chapter.
Seto: I'm not
Lila: Why not?
Seto: I'm calling Yami mommy. HOW EMBARRASING IS THAT!
Yami: I'll admit that it is not very comforting to hear him call me that.
Lila: I just get back and you're already complaining.
Both: Yes
Lila: Stop whining and one of you had better do the disclaimer before I make you two go drags in the story.
Yami: Lila doesn't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh!
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 7
Yami was sitting in the living room with Duke and Tristan. All of them were fidgeting and couldn't stop staring at the box. "This is just too hard." Duke said.
"Giving up already?" Tristan asked.
"No." Duke said. "You'll crack long before I do!"
"Not likely." Tristan laughed.
"Would you two shut up!" Yami snapped at them. He adjusted the clothes continuously but could not find anyway to make them comfortable. He growled as he tugged at the clothes but suddenly he tugged too hard and heard a rip. "Opps." He said. He looked down and saw the large rip in the crotch of his pants. Yami couldn't stand it anymore. "This is ridiculous!" He shouted. He tore off the shirt. "I can't stand cotton!"
"Yami! Go change upstairs!" Tristan yelled. He covered his eyes out of embarrassment.
Yami realized what he was doing and blushed. "Sorry." He said. He grabbed the clothes he'd already torn off and went up stairs to change.
Seto walked past Yami on the stairs but the two would not give each other eye contact. Seto walked down the stairs rubbing his head and walked into the living room.
"How momma's boy?" Duke asked.
"Shut up!" Seto snapped. He walked over to the box and pulled out his dueling deck.
"You give up?" Tristan asked.
"I don't care anymore." He grumbled.
"Fine. Just means that the chocolate is one step closer to being mine." Tristan said.
"Whatever." Seto said.
In the kitchen, Mai was torturing Joey by backing a triple cheese pizza. She pulled it out of the oven.
"Wow does that ever smell good." She said.
Joey leaned over the counter and stared at the heavenly disk with wide eyes. "Yeah." He said.
"Would you like a piece?" She asked.
Joey sat back. "No. I'm not gonna break down that easy." He said.
"Suit yourself." She said. She cut herself a piece off and took a bite. She groaned with delight and continued to say how good it tasted. Joey gulped.
"I can't believe you would pass this up." She commented.
"I'm strong. I can do this." Joey said.
She groaned again taking another bite. "You know what this need?" She said.
"What?" He asked. He was beginning to show signs of breaking.
"It needs some hot sauce." She walked over and put some on the slice. "Isn't that how you like your pizza?" She asked.
"Why was I such a moron to sit in the kitchen?" He said. He began to leave but Mai blocked the door. "Where are you going?" She asked. She waved the piece of pizza under his nose.
"I need to go to the bathroom." He lied.
"Come on." She gave him a sexy look. "Just one little bite."
Joey couldn't take anymore. "I give!" He shouted. He ran over to the pizza box and didn't even bother to cut the piece. He scarfed it down without taking a breath. Mai walked over with a smug look on her face. "I knew you'd never hold out." She said. Joey looked up. "Hey Mai. I think that pizza grease has given you a pimple on your chin." He said.
"WHAT! I know! I need concealer!" She shouted. She ran into the living room to get her kit.
"Sucker."
By this point Malik was pacing up and down one of the halls.
I can't take much more of this. He thought to himself. These people are out of their minds. I can't deal with all of them. How am I supposed to deal with them?
He walked around the hall even more frustrated. His foot then caught on a small crack. He stumbled a little but then regained his balance. He noticed that the floor panel he'd caught his foot on was loose. He kneeled down and lifted at the panel. It came off easily. He looked down into what appeared to be the beginning of a tunnel. He couldn't help but crawl inside.
As he moved around the tunnel he felt it widen at the bottom. He patted around to find what felt like a shovel and then a flashlight. He turned on the flashlight and gasped at where he was.
It was Mokuba's secret hide away. Where he'd gotten the free time to dig this under the house was beyond him (It's Anime so just go with it) He looked around. Had Seto's brother been trying to dig a hole to escape? He didn't this so. It looked like a little boy's clubhouse. He then got a great idea. He could dig his way to another place. Any place except this one. He'd need help though. He crawled back out and looked for the specific people he needed.
Just then there was a loud scream from upstairs.
"Who did it!" Screamed Tea. "Who ate the chocolate?"
Everyone ran into the room. "Some one ate it? Who cheated?" Yami demanded.
"I was still in the game too!" Duke demanded.
"Me too." Bakura whined.
"I think Tea did it!" Joey pointed at her with an accusing look.
"I did not!" She demanded.
"You were the only person in the room" Yugi pointed out.
"So?" Tea asked.
"So no one else could have taken it." Bakura told her.
"But I didn't do it!" She demanded.
"Then who did?" Tristan asked.
Just then a small ball of hair ran out from under the couch.
"Rat!" Screamed Mai.
The rat crawled up onto the TV with the chocolate bar in it's teeth.
"Hey. The rat took it!" Yami shouted.
"Ewww. I don't want it anymore." Bakura said.
"That means I win!" Duke cheered.
"You really want it know?" Seto asked.
Duke stared at the rat for a moment. "No actually."
"Kill it! Kill it!" Mai screamed.
"Chill out Mai. It's just a rat." Joey said.
"It's gross! Kill it!" Mai said.
Joey walked over and picked the rat up.
Seto said, "I don't see how I could have a rat. My house was just pest controlled."
Joey patted the rat on the head.
"See he's just a sweet little rat." Joey said.
"That's so gross!" Screamed Mai.
"Hey Mr. Rat. I'm gonna call you Mai." Joey said.
"You're naming the rat after me?" Mai said.
"Sure." Joey said. "He has your eyes."
Mai glared at Joey.
"Yep. Exactly the same." He said.
Mai was furious and stormed out of the room.
"Who's a good little rat?" Joey spoke to the rat in a baby voice. Just then the rat bit down on Joey's hand. "Ahhhhh!" He screamed.
Everyone else began to panic. "Get it off!" Joey shouted.
At this point Malik had rounded up Yami Malik, Bakura and Yami Bakura. The four boys were busily digging away at the ground away from the mansion.
"Dig faster Bakura!" Yami Bakura said.
"I'm going as fast as I can!" He shot back.
"Stop fighting." Malik said. "They may hear you."
The boys continued digging at the ground. They eventually had a very long tunnel formed. "Should we start digging up?" Bakura asked.
"Probably." Yami Malik said. The boys then dug upward till they reached a solid surface.
"Great! Now what?" Yami Malik asked.
"I've got an idea!" Yami Bakura said. "Here plastic explosives" He handed them to Yami Malik.
"Why do you have plastic explosives?" Yami Malik asked.
"When I'm not reading I make explosives in my spare time." He explained.
"Right.'reading'" Bakura said in a sarcastic voice.
"Shut up!" Yami Bakura said. Yami Malik set up the plastic explosive against the solid surface. "Whose gonna light it?" He asked.
"1, 2, 3, Not it!" Yami Bakura said.
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Oh shit!" Bakura said. "No fair!"
"Yes it is. Here. Use my light." Yami Bakura said. He handed him the lighter.
"Gee thanks." Bakura said. The other boys ran back further into the tunnel and waited.
Bakura flicked the lighter a few times but it didn't work. "Stupid thing must be out of lighter fluid." He said. He held the lighter up to his head and listen as he flicked it. "What's that smell?" He asked. He then realized that it had lit and he'd lit his hair. "Shit!" He smacked at his head to put out the fire. He whimpered at the thought of his newly fringed hair.
"Hurry up Bakura!" Malik yelled.
"Get your knickers out of their knots!" Bakura yelled back.
He lit the lighter again and held it up against the explosive. The next thing he knew he was being blown back through the tunnel screaming. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
He crashed into Yami Malik. "Get off of me!" He snapped.
"That was some brilliant idea Yami Bakura!" Bakura said.
"It worked." Yami Bakura pointed at the light coming from the tunnel.
"Free at last. Free at last. Thank God All Mighty from these idiots I'm free at last!" Malik said.
The boys crawled up the tunnel and towards the light. They came up at the top and looked around in awe.
"Now way!" Malik said.
"This is just a dream!" Yami Bakura said.
"It can't be." Bakura said.
"Were in a shopping mall!" Yami Malik shouted.
The boys hopped up and down so happy. "And the others will never find us because Yami Bakura covered up the hole." Malik said.
"No I didn't" He said.
"Then Bakura did."
"Wasn't me."
"Yami Malik?"
"Nope."
"Oh shit."
"Hold still." Yami said. Yami had grabbed a broom out of the hall and was now trying to swing at the rat. He took a swing and hit Joey. "The rat! Not me!" Joey said.
"Sorry." Yami said. He took a second swing and hit the rat hard. The rat released and landed on the ground. Everyone gathered around the motionless carcass of the rat.
"Do you think it's dead?" Tristan asked.
Just then the rat opened it's eyes and looked up at them. It flipped over and hissed at them.
"Run! It's gone nuts!" Tea shouted.
Everyone took off out into the hall. Mai stood in the hall confused. "What are you guys yelling about?" She asked.
"Rat!" Screamed Joey. He grabbed Mai by the wrist and dragged her with him. The rat tore around the corner after them. All of them were so busy checking where the rat was that they didn't see the hole that the other four boys had left open. Each of them fell in creating a giant dog pile.
"Get off!" Yami grunted.
"Joey, you're on my hair!" Yugi yelled.
"Oh no." Mai said.
"What's wrong Mai?" Yugi asked.
"The rat!" She yelled.
The rat stared into the whole. Its eyes were dark and angry. He stared at them and began to growl.
"Run!" They all took off down the tunnel and the rat followed. The rat suddenly stopped.
"Why did it stop chasing us?" Tea asked.
"Because the tunnel is caving in!" Yugi yelled.
Everyone ran out of the tunnel just as it collapsed. They stared around at their surroundings then at the boys sitting on the edge of the mall fountain.
"Oh shit." Mail said.
End Of Chapter 7
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Now I'm gonna have some real fun. He he! WEEEEEEEEE. You thought they got into a lot of trouble stuck in Seto's house now imagine what I'm going to do to them trapped in a mall.
Joey: I'm scared. *Clings to Seto*
Seto: Let go of me!
Yugi: This is only gonna get worse isn't it?
Lila: Yep
Mika: I'm glad I'm not in this story.
CJ: I second that!
Lila: How about some reviews please?
Seto: I'm not
Lila: Why not?
Seto: I'm calling Yami mommy. HOW EMBARRASING IS THAT!
Yami: I'll admit that it is not very comforting to hear him call me that.
Lila: I just get back and you're already complaining.
Both: Yes
Lila: Stop whining and one of you had better do the disclaimer before I make you two go drags in the story.
Yami: Lila doesn't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh!
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 7
Yami was sitting in the living room with Duke and Tristan. All of them were fidgeting and couldn't stop staring at the box. "This is just too hard." Duke said.
"Giving up already?" Tristan asked.
"No." Duke said. "You'll crack long before I do!"
"Not likely." Tristan laughed.
"Would you two shut up!" Yami snapped at them. He adjusted the clothes continuously but could not find anyway to make them comfortable. He growled as he tugged at the clothes but suddenly he tugged too hard and heard a rip. "Opps." He said. He looked down and saw the large rip in the crotch of his pants. Yami couldn't stand it anymore. "This is ridiculous!" He shouted. He tore off the shirt. "I can't stand cotton!"
"Yami! Go change upstairs!" Tristan yelled. He covered his eyes out of embarrassment.
Yami realized what he was doing and blushed. "Sorry." He said. He grabbed the clothes he'd already torn off and went up stairs to change.
Seto walked past Yami on the stairs but the two would not give each other eye contact. Seto walked down the stairs rubbing his head and walked into the living room.
"How momma's boy?" Duke asked.
"Shut up!" Seto snapped. He walked over to the box and pulled out his dueling deck.
"You give up?" Tristan asked.
"I don't care anymore." He grumbled.
"Fine. Just means that the chocolate is one step closer to being mine." Tristan said.
"Whatever." Seto said.
In the kitchen, Mai was torturing Joey by backing a triple cheese pizza. She pulled it out of the oven.
"Wow does that ever smell good." She said.
Joey leaned over the counter and stared at the heavenly disk with wide eyes. "Yeah." He said.
"Would you like a piece?" She asked.
Joey sat back. "No. I'm not gonna break down that easy." He said.
"Suit yourself." She said. She cut herself a piece off and took a bite. She groaned with delight and continued to say how good it tasted. Joey gulped.
"I can't believe you would pass this up." She commented.
"I'm strong. I can do this." Joey said.
She groaned again taking another bite. "You know what this need?" She said.
"What?" He asked. He was beginning to show signs of breaking.
"It needs some hot sauce." She walked over and put some on the slice. "Isn't that how you like your pizza?" She asked.
"Why was I such a moron to sit in the kitchen?" He said. He began to leave but Mai blocked the door. "Where are you going?" She asked. She waved the piece of pizza under his nose.
"I need to go to the bathroom." He lied.
"Come on." She gave him a sexy look. "Just one little bite."
Joey couldn't take anymore. "I give!" He shouted. He ran over to the pizza box and didn't even bother to cut the piece. He scarfed it down without taking a breath. Mai walked over with a smug look on her face. "I knew you'd never hold out." She said. Joey looked up. "Hey Mai. I think that pizza grease has given you a pimple on your chin." He said.
"WHAT! I know! I need concealer!" She shouted. She ran into the living room to get her kit.
"Sucker."
By this point Malik was pacing up and down one of the halls.
I can't take much more of this. He thought to himself. These people are out of their minds. I can't deal with all of them. How am I supposed to deal with them?
He walked around the hall even more frustrated. His foot then caught on a small crack. He stumbled a little but then regained his balance. He noticed that the floor panel he'd caught his foot on was loose. He kneeled down and lifted at the panel. It came off easily. He looked down into what appeared to be the beginning of a tunnel. He couldn't help but crawl inside.
As he moved around the tunnel he felt it widen at the bottom. He patted around to find what felt like a shovel and then a flashlight. He turned on the flashlight and gasped at where he was.
It was Mokuba's secret hide away. Where he'd gotten the free time to dig this under the house was beyond him (It's Anime so just go with it) He looked around. Had Seto's brother been trying to dig a hole to escape? He didn't this so. It looked like a little boy's clubhouse. He then got a great idea. He could dig his way to another place. Any place except this one. He'd need help though. He crawled back out and looked for the specific people he needed.
Just then there was a loud scream from upstairs.
"Who did it!" Screamed Tea. "Who ate the chocolate?"
Everyone ran into the room. "Some one ate it? Who cheated?" Yami demanded.
"I was still in the game too!" Duke demanded.
"Me too." Bakura whined.
"I think Tea did it!" Joey pointed at her with an accusing look.
"I did not!" She demanded.
"You were the only person in the room" Yugi pointed out.
"So?" Tea asked.
"So no one else could have taken it." Bakura told her.
"But I didn't do it!" She demanded.
"Then who did?" Tristan asked.
Just then a small ball of hair ran out from under the couch.
"Rat!" Screamed Mai.
The rat crawled up onto the TV with the chocolate bar in it's teeth.
"Hey. The rat took it!" Yami shouted.
"Ewww. I don't want it anymore." Bakura said.
"That means I win!" Duke cheered.
"You really want it know?" Seto asked.
Duke stared at the rat for a moment. "No actually."
"Kill it! Kill it!" Mai screamed.
"Chill out Mai. It's just a rat." Joey said.
"It's gross! Kill it!" Mai said.
Joey walked over and picked the rat up.
Seto said, "I don't see how I could have a rat. My house was just pest controlled."
Joey patted the rat on the head.
"See he's just a sweet little rat." Joey said.
"That's so gross!" Screamed Mai.
"Hey Mr. Rat. I'm gonna call you Mai." Joey said.
"You're naming the rat after me?" Mai said.
"Sure." Joey said. "He has your eyes."
Mai glared at Joey.
"Yep. Exactly the same." He said.
Mai was furious and stormed out of the room.
"Who's a good little rat?" Joey spoke to the rat in a baby voice. Just then the rat bit down on Joey's hand. "Ahhhhh!" He screamed.
Everyone else began to panic. "Get it off!" Joey shouted.
At this point Malik had rounded up Yami Malik, Bakura and Yami Bakura. The four boys were busily digging away at the ground away from the mansion.
"Dig faster Bakura!" Yami Bakura said.
"I'm going as fast as I can!" He shot back.
"Stop fighting." Malik said. "They may hear you."
The boys continued digging at the ground. They eventually had a very long tunnel formed. "Should we start digging up?" Bakura asked.
"Probably." Yami Malik said. The boys then dug upward till they reached a solid surface.
"Great! Now what?" Yami Malik asked.
"I've got an idea!" Yami Bakura said. "Here plastic explosives" He handed them to Yami Malik.
"Why do you have plastic explosives?" Yami Malik asked.
"When I'm not reading I make explosives in my spare time." He explained.
"Right.'reading'" Bakura said in a sarcastic voice.
"Shut up!" Yami Bakura said. Yami Malik set up the plastic explosive against the solid surface. "Whose gonna light it?" He asked.
"1, 2, 3, Not it!" Yami Bakura said.
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Oh shit!" Bakura said. "No fair!"
"Yes it is. Here. Use my light." Yami Bakura said. He handed him the lighter.
"Gee thanks." Bakura said. The other boys ran back further into the tunnel and waited.
Bakura flicked the lighter a few times but it didn't work. "Stupid thing must be out of lighter fluid." He said. He held the lighter up to his head and listen as he flicked it. "What's that smell?" He asked. He then realized that it had lit and he'd lit his hair. "Shit!" He smacked at his head to put out the fire. He whimpered at the thought of his newly fringed hair.
"Hurry up Bakura!" Malik yelled.
"Get your knickers out of their knots!" Bakura yelled back.
He lit the lighter again and held it up against the explosive. The next thing he knew he was being blown back through the tunnel screaming. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"
He crashed into Yami Malik. "Get off of me!" He snapped.
"That was some brilliant idea Yami Bakura!" Bakura said.
"It worked." Yami Bakura pointed at the light coming from the tunnel.
"Free at last. Free at last. Thank God All Mighty from these idiots I'm free at last!" Malik said.
The boys crawled up the tunnel and towards the light. They came up at the top and looked around in awe.
"Now way!" Malik said.
"This is just a dream!" Yami Bakura said.
"It can't be." Bakura said.
"Were in a shopping mall!" Yami Malik shouted.
The boys hopped up and down so happy. "And the others will never find us because Yami Bakura covered up the hole." Malik said.
"No I didn't" He said.
"Then Bakura did."
"Wasn't me."
"Yami Malik?"
"Nope."
"Oh shit."
"Hold still." Yami said. Yami had grabbed a broom out of the hall and was now trying to swing at the rat. He took a swing and hit Joey. "The rat! Not me!" Joey said.
"Sorry." Yami said. He took a second swing and hit the rat hard. The rat released and landed on the ground. Everyone gathered around the motionless carcass of the rat.
"Do you think it's dead?" Tristan asked.
Just then the rat opened it's eyes and looked up at them. It flipped over and hissed at them.
"Run! It's gone nuts!" Tea shouted.
Everyone took off out into the hall. Mai stood in the hall confused. "What are you guys yelling about?" She asked.
"Rat!" Screamed Joey. He grabbed Mai by the wrist and dragged her with him. The rat tore around the corner after them. All of them were so busy checking where the rat was that they didn't see the hole that the other four boys had left open. Each of them fell in creating a giant dog pile.
"Get off!" Yami grunted.
"Joey, you're on my hair!" Yugi yelled.
"Oh no." Mai said.
"What's wrong Mai?" Yugi asked.
"The rat!" She yelled.
The rat stared into the whole. Its eyes were dark and angry. He stared at them and began to growl.
"Run!" They all took off down the tunnel and the rat followed. The rat suddenly stopped.
"Why did it stop chasing us?" Tea asked.
"Because the tunnel is caving in!" Yugi yelled.
Everyone ran out of the tunnel just as it collapsed. They stared around at their surroundings then at the boys sitting on the edge of the mall fountain.
"Oh shit." Mail said.
End Of Chapter 7
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Now I'm gonna have some real fun. He he! WEEEEEEEEE. You thought they got into a lot of trouble stuck in Seto's house now imagine what I'm going to do to them trapped in a mall.
Joey: I'm scared. *Clings to Seto*
Seto: Let go of me!
Yugi: This is only gonna get worse isn't it?
Lila: Yep
Mika: I'm glad I'm not in this story.
CJ: I second that!
Lila: How about some reviews please?