Lila: I would just like to thank all of my loyal reviewers for your
comments and suggestions. A writer like me feeds off of reviews. I was
thinking of retiring this story and moving on to another but since you all
seem to be still into it.I guess a few more chapters couldn't hurt. Thank
you so much for encouraging my insanity (even though my shrink thinks
otherwise) and I promise to write more Yu-gi-oh humor fiction stories after
I'm done torturing them in this one.
Joey: Oh the humanity!
Lila: Stop being so dramatic.
Joey: YOU try not being upset. I've worn a dog suit, an escalator has attacked me and now I'm running around in my underwear trying to escape crazy Yugi in a little car.
Yugi: WEEEEEEEE!
Joey: Oh shit! (Runs away)
Lila: Well.that was.
Bakura: Lila does not own anything related to Yu-gi-oh
Lila: (Starts crying)
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 10
Yami Bakura sat on the edge of a display counter as Yami Malik paced. "So when to we get to the healing?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Fine. We'll start now. Just hand me that book you're holding." Yami Malik said.
"O.K." Yami Bakura said. He held out the book but just before Yami Malik could touch the edge of the cover Yami Bakura pulled it back. "I.I just can't do it." Yami Bakura cried.
"OK. Ok. We must be taking this too quickly." Yami Malik looked around. "How about this." He ran over to the hall and grabbed a manikin. It was fairly realistic and actually quiet pretty.
"What are you going to do with that?" Yami Bakura asked.
Yami Malik sighed. "You give me the book and I'll give you the manikin." He said.
"That just seems weird." Yami Bakura said.
"Do you want my help or not?" Yami Malik snapped.
"OK. If you think this will help." Yami Bakura walked over and handed him the book with a pained look on his face. He stared at the manikin. "Hmmm. It's actually kind of cute." He commented. He gently ran his hand up and down the manikin's arm. "Hey. How you doin'?" (Once again.I don't care if it's a spoof!)
Yami Malik was rather disturbed by this and walked out. "I'll just let you two get aquatinted for a while."
Yami Bakura was no longer paying attention to him. "That is one sick puppy." Yami Malik said to himself.
Meanwhile in the hall.
Joey screamed as he tore around the corner. "AHHHHH! Yugi! KNOCK! IT! OFF!" He screamed.
Yugi replied, "Vroom! Vroom!"
"AHHHH!" Joey shouted. He then saw his escape. He ran as hard as he could straight towards the fountain and dove in. He didn't think to put into consideration just how shallow the fountain really was and dove straight into the ground of the fountain.
Yugi came to a halt beside the fountain.
Joey came up out of the water pitting up loose change that people had thrown into the fountain. "That was really funny Yugi." He said in a sarcastic voice. He began to step out when Yugi charged at him with the car.
"Yugi! Stop it!"
Yugi only responded with more car noises. "Someone help me!" Joey shouted.
"He he! You cannot escape me!" Yugi shouted.
He then began to circle around the fountain continuously.
"Help!" Joey screamed.
No one heard Joey though. They were all down at the Toy R' Us. Seto was sitting on a bench with Yami and kept sliding away from him. Yami only continued to slide closer to him with child-like eyes. "Would someone get him away from me?" Seto begged.
"But it's so cute." Tea cooed. "Yami. You're such a good little boy."
Yami gave Tea an evil look. "Daddy? Make crazy witch lady go away." He tugged on Seto's sleeve.
Seto laughed at this. "You're right Tea. He's adorable."
Tea glared back at them and stormed over to a different spot. Probably preparing another one of her speeches.
"What should we do?" Duke asked.
"Can anyone think of a good game to play?" Mai asked.
Bakura's eyes lit up. "I know!" He ran off into one of the isles and came back holding a box.
"Twister?" Seto questioned.
"Sure! It'll be fun." Tristan said.
Seto sat back and folded his arms. "I don't want to play." He growled.
Yami looked at him. "Can I play daddy?" Yami asked.
"Do whatever you want. I'm not your daddy." Seto said.
"OK. Thank you daddy!" Yami said and he ran over to join the others around the board that Bakura had set out. Bakura handed Seto the spinner. "Since you won't play, you can be the official spinner." He said.
Seto gave a curt nod and rest the board on his lap.
"OK. Who goes first?" Bakura asked.
"Rock, Paper, scissors?" Duke asked.
"O My lord no! We'd be here all freaking night!" Mai shouted.
"Like we have a choice." Malik muttered.
"Good point. One, Two Three, Rock!"
"Oh shut up! I'm going first!" Mai snapped.
Seto spun the arrow. "Right foot green." Seto said.
Mai snorted. "Easy." She said and placed her right foot on the board. "Who's next?"
"Me! Me! Me!" Yami shouted. Seto spun, "Left foot green."
Yami placed his foot on the correct space.
Bakura went next. "Right hand yellow."
Bakura moaned. "Why do I always have to get the hand ones?" He whined. He then placed his right hand on one of the yellow spaces.
This continued with Duke, Tristan and then Tea.
Yami was out of the game when the screaming he heard down the hallway suddenly distracted him. "I'm going to find the pink bunny daddy." Yami said as he was leaving the store.
"I'm not you daddy!" Seto shouted.
"Just focus on the game Seto!" Mai snapped.
"Tristan. This game isn't an excuse to feel me up!" Tea shouted.
"Sorry." Tristan said.
"Wait till I tell Serenity." Duke said.
"Shut up!" Tristan snapped. He then hip checked Tristan hard enough that he fell out of the game.
"That's cheating!" Duke said.
"Get over it." He shot back.
"Right hand blue." Seto said.
"Sorry 'bout this Mai." Bakura apologized. He reached between her legs to touch the circle.
Mai squealed. "Bakura!"
"I said I was sorry." Bakura demanded.
"Hurry up Seto. This is starting to hurt." Malik cried.
"Fine. Left foot green Tea." Seto said.
"There is no way in hell I can do that." She said.
"Aren't dancer's supposed to be flexible?" Seto asked.
"I'm a dancer! Not a contortionist!" She snapped.
"Tristan, I'm a good friend of yours but this is just getting too personal." Duke said as he felt his face brushing against Tristan's butt.
"Speaking of friends, I was just think to myself earlier: What is a real friend and I said." Tea started.
"Oh god she's at it again. I give!" Tristan said. He dropped down and rolled out of the game. "Me too." Duke said.
Everyone dove out of the game to escape. "Does that mean I've won?" Tea asked.
"Fine. Just stop talking!" Duke begged.
This angered Tea. "Well, you obviously don't know that it's like to be a true friend. Why I-"
"Shut up!" Bakura shouted.
Everyone looked at him in shock.
"What?" Bakura asked. "I can swear and shout."
Meanwhile.
Yami Malik walked back to the store where he'd left Yami Bakura in. "What the hell?" He shouted. He looked at Yami Bakura who was now cuddles up with the manikin on the floor under some covers. "What did you do?" He looked at Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura smiled. "Thank you so much for introducing me to Ally." He said.
"Ally?" He asked.
"Ally." He said and pointed to the manikin. "My fiancée."
"WHAT!?" He shouted at Yami Bakura.
"That's right. We're getting married." He said.
"Okay. Let me make sure I heard you right. You are going to marry a manikin?" He asked.
Yami Bakura covered the ears of the doll and shushed Yami Malik. "Don't call he names like that. She's sensitive."
"Ya. To open flames. It's a giant plastic doll Yami Bakura." Yami Malik said.
"You don't know her the way I do!" Yami Bakura shouted.
"And hopefully I never will." he shuddered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
Yami Malik looked at his friend. He knew there was only one solution. He ran down the hall and got the others. First he explained the situation to them which they found equally disturbing. They all headed back to the store. Yami Bakura and the manikin were now dressed and was gently embracing the doll.
"You're right. This is sad." Seto said.
They all walked over to him.
"Yami Bakura. We need to talk." Bakura said.
Yami Bakura smiled at him. "Yes we do. Would you like to be my best man at the wedding?" He asked.
"What? Really? Well Yami Bakura I'm flattered but.you're getting off topic!" He shouted.
"Yami Bakura. I've got another magazine for you." Mai waved the magazine at him.
"I don't need those anymore." He said. "I've got all the girl I need right here." He hugged the doll. Yami Malik was really hating himself for leaving him with the doll.
"But Bakura." Mai started to say.
"I said I don't want it!" He snapped.
"It's the all access special addition." She tempted him as she read the title on the magazine.
"Really. Give it to me!" He shouted. He dove at the magazine and started flipping through it. "Wait a second! This is just a People's magazine with the cover replaced on it!" He shouted.
"Now!" Yami Malik said.
Everyone dove at the manikin. "No!" Yami Bakura shouted.
Everyone got a hold of a different piece of the doll and took off out of the store with it.
"Stop! Come back with my fiancée!" He shouted.
"This is for your own good!" Duke shouted back behind him as they ran down the hall.
"Where are you going with her?" He shouted. "Come back!"
They all took off and ran to the bottom level of the mall. Seto slid down the railing of the staircase and Duke ran down the escalator. They all eventually met at the bottom and headed down the hallway. Yami Bakura was running right behind them screaming. "Stop!" He eventually caught Malik by the shirt and yanked him back. "Gotcha. Give me back her arm!"
Malik threw the fake arm to Bakura. "Run! Don't worry about me." Malik said. Bakura ran in behind the others. They had reached the boiler room.
"Rest in Peace!" Yami Malik said as they all tossed the pieces of the doll into the blazing inferno. The smell of burning plastic and faux pa hair filled the room and they all ran out.
"No!" Yami Bakura screamed as he ran to the furnace but it was to late. He began sobbing next to the door. Yami Malik came and put his hand on Yami Bakura's shoulder. "It's gonna be okay."
"She was so beautiful. I loved her!" Yami Bakura said.
"Don't worry. Were gonna get you the best help we can find." Tea assured him.
Meanwhile.
"Would somebody help me? I'm freezing in this fountain!"
"WEEEEEE!"
END OF CHAPTER 10
Let's hear what you think. Reviews Please!
Joey: Oh the humanity!
Lila: Stop being so dramatic.
Joey: YOU try not being upset. I've worn a dog suit, an escalator has attacked me and now I'm running around in my underwear trying to escape crazy Yugi in a little car.
Yugi: WEEEEEEEE!
Joey: Oh shit! (Runs away)
Lila: Well.that was.
Bakura: Lila does not own anything related to Yu-gi-oh
Lila: (Starts crying)
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 10
Yami Bakura sat on the edge of a display counter as Yami Malik paced. "So when to we get to the healing?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Fine. We'll start now. Just hand me that book you're holding." Yami Malik said.
"O.K." Yami Bakura said. He held out the book but just before Yami Malik could touch the edge of the cover Yami Bakura pulled it back. "I.I just can't do it." Yami Bakura cried.
"OK. Ok. We must be taking this too quickly." Yami Malik looked around. "How about this." He ran over to the hall and grabbed a manikin. It was fairly realistic and actually quiet pretty.
"What are you going to do with that?" Yami Bakura asked.
Yami Malik sighed. "You give me the book and I'll give you the manikin." He said.
"That just seems weird." Yami Bakura said.
"Do you want my help or not?" Yami Malik snapped.
"OK. If you think this will help." Yami Bakura walked over and handed him the book with a pained look on his face. He stared at the manikin. "Hmmm. It's actually kind of cute." He commented. He gently ran his hand up and down the manikin's arm. "Hey. How you doin'?" (Once again.I don't care if it's a spoof!)
Yami Malik was rather disturbed by this and walked out. "I'll just let you two get aquatinted for a while."
Yami Bakura was no longer paying attention to him. "That is one sick puppy." Yami Malik said to himself.
Meanwhile in the hall.
Joey screamed as he tore around the corner. "AHHHHH! Yugi! KNOCK! IT! OFF!" He screamed.
Yugi replied, "Vroom! Vroom!"
"AHHHH!" Joey shouted. He then saw his escape. He ran as hard as he could straight towards the fountain and dove in. He didn't think to put into consideration just how shallow the fountain really was and dove straight into the ground of the fountain.
Yugi came to a halt beside the fountain.
Joey came up out of the water pitting up loose change that people had thrown into the fountain. "That was really funny Yugi." He said in a sarcastic voice. He began to step out when Yugi charged at him with the car.
"Yugi! Stop it!"
Yugi only responded with more car noises. "Someone help me!" Joey shouted.
"He he! You cannot escape me!" Yugi shouted.
He then began to circle around the fountain continuously.
"Help!" Joey screamed.
No one heard Joey though. They were all down at the Toy R' Us. Seto was sitting on a bench with Yami and kept sliding away from him. Yami only continued to slide closer to him with child-like eyes. "Would someone get him away from me?" Seto begged.
"But it's so cute." Tea cooed. "Yami. You're such a good little boy."
Yami gave Tea an evil look. "Daddy? Make crazy witch lady go away." He tugged on Seto's sleeve.
Seto laughed at this. "You're right Tea. He's adorable."
Tea glared back at them and stormed over to a different spot. Probably preparing another one of her speeches.
"What should we do?" Duke asked.
"Can anyone think of a good game to play?" Mai asked.
Bakura's eyes lit up. "I know!" He ran off into one of the isles and came back holding a box.
"Twister?" Seto questioned.
"Sure! It'll be fun." Tristan said.
Seto sat back and folded his arms. "I don't want to play." He growled.
Yami looked at him. "Can I play daddy?" Yami asked.
"Do whatever you want. I'm not your daddy." Seto said.
"OK. Thank you daddy!" Yami said and he ran over to join the others around the board that Bakura had set out. Bakura handed Seto the spinner. "Since you won't play, you can be the official spinner." He said.
Seto gave a curt nod and rest the board on his lap.
"OK. Who goes first?" Bakura asked.
"Rock, Paper, scissors?" Duke asked.
"O My lord no! We'd be here all freaking night!" Mai shouted.
"Like we have a choice." Malik muttered.
"Good point. One, Two Three, Rock!"
"Oh shut up! I'm going first!" Mai snapped.
Seto spun the arrow. "Right foot green." Seto said.
Mai snorted. "Easy." She said and placed her right foot on the board. "Who's next?"
"Me! Me! Me!" Yami shouted. Seto spun, "Left foot green."
Yami placed his foot on the correct space.
Bakura went next. "Right hand yellow."
Bakura moaned. "Why do I always have to get the hand ones?" He whined. He then placed his right hand on one of the yellow spaces.
This continued with Duke, Tristan and then Tea.
Yami was out of the game when the screaming he heard down the hallway suddenly distracted him. "I'm going to find the pink bunny daddy." Yami said as he was leaving the store.
"I'm not you daddy!" Seto shouted.
"Just focus on the game Seto!" Mai snapped.
"Tristan. This game isn't an excuse to feel me up!" Tea shouted.
"Sorry." Tristan said.
"Wait till I tell Serenity." Duke said.
"Shut up!" Tristan snapped. He then hip checked Tristan hard enough that he fell out of the game.
"That's cheating!" Duke said.
"Get over it." He shot back.
"Right hand blue." Seto said.
"Sorry 'bout this Mai." Bakura apologized. He reached between her legs to touch the circle.
Mai squealed. "Bakura!"
"I said I was sorry." Bakura demanded.
"Hurry up Seto. This is starting to hurt." Malik cried.
"Fine. Left foot green Tea." Seto said.
"There is no way in hell I can do that." She said.
"Aren't dancer's supposed to be flexible?" Seto asked.
"I'm a dancer! Not a contortionist!" She snapped.
"Tristan, I'm a good friend of yours but this is just getting too personal." Duke said as he felt his face brushing against Tristan's butt.
"Speaking of friends, I was just think to myself earlier: What is a real friend and I said." Tea started.
"Oh god she's at it again. I give!" Tristan said. He dropped down and rolled out of the game. "Me too." Duke said.
Everyone dove out of the game to escape. "Does that mean I've won?" Tea asked.
"Fine. Just stop talking!" Duke begged.
This angered Tea. "Well, you obviously don't know that it's like to be a true friend. Why I-"
"Shut up!" Bakura shouted.
Everyone looked at him in shock.
"What?" Bakura asked. "I can swear and shout."
Meanwhile.
Yami Malik walked back to the store where he'd left Yami Bakura in. "What the hell?" He shouted. He looked at Yami Bakura who was now cuddles up with the manikin on the floor under some covers. "What did you do?" He looked at Yami Bakura.
Yami Bakura smiled. "Thank you so much for introducing me to Ally." He said.
"Ally?" He asked.
"Ally." He said and pointed to the manikin. "My fiancée."
"WHAT!?" He shouted at Yami Bakura.
"That's right. We're getting married." He said.
"Okay. Let me make sure I heard you right. You are going to marry a manikin?" He asked.
Yami Bakura covered the ears of the doll and shushed Yami Malik. "Don't call he names like that. She's sensitive."
"Ya. To open flames. It's a giant plastic doll Yami Bakura." Yami Malik said.
"You don't know her the way I do!" Yami Bakura shouted.
"And hopefully I never will." he shuddered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
Yami Malik looked at his friend. He knew there was only one solution. He ran down the hall and got the others. First he explained the situation to them which they found equally disturbing. They all headed back to the store. Yami Bakura and the manikin were now dressed and was gently embracing the doll.
"You're right. This is sad." Seto said.
They all walked over to him.
"Yami Bakura. We need to talk." Bakura said.
Yami Bakura smiled at him. "Yes we do. Would you like to be my best man at the wedding?" He asked.
"What? Really? Well Yami Bakura I'm flattered but.you're getting off topic!" He shouted.
"Yami Bakura. I've got another magazine for you." Mai waved the magazine at him.
"I don't need those anymore." He said. "I've got all the girl I need right here." He hugged the doll. Yami Malik was really hating himself for leaving him with the doll.
"But Bakura." Mai started to say.
"I said I don't want it!" He snapped.
"It's the all access special addition." She tempted him as she read the title on the magazine.
"Really. Give it to me!" He shouted. He dove at the magazine and started flipping through it. "Wait a second! This is just a People's magazine with the cover replaced on it!" He shouted.
"Now!" Yami Malik said.
Everyone dove at the manikin. "No!" Yami Bakura shouted.
Everyone got a hold of a different piece of the doll and took off out of the store with it.
"Stop! Come back with my fiancée!" He shouted.
"This is for your own good!" Duke shouted back behind him as they ran down the hall.
"Where are you going with her?" He shouted. "Come back!"
They all took off and ran to the bottom level of the mall. Seto slid down the railing of the staircase and Duke ran down the escalator. They all eventually met at the bottom and headed down the hallway. Yami Bakura was running right behind them screaming. "Stop!" He eventually caught Malik by the shirt and yanked him back. "Gotcha. Give me back her arm!"
Malik threw the fake arm to Bakura. "Run! Don't worry about me." Malik said. Bakura ran in behind the others. They had reached the boiler room.
"Rest in Peace!" Yami Malik said as they all tossed the pieces of the doll into the blazing inferno. The smell of burning plastic and faux pa hair filled the room and they all ran out.
"No!" Yami Bakura screamed as he ran to the furnace but it was to late. He began sobbing next to the door. Yami Malik came and put his hand on Yami Bakura's shoulder. "It's gonna be okay."
"She was so beautiful. I loved her!" Yami Bakura said.
"Don't worry. Were gonna get you the best help we can find." Tea assured him.
Meanwhile.
"Would somebody help me? I'm freezing in this fountain!"
"WEEEEEE!"
END OF CHAPTER 10
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