Lila: WEEE! Look at all the reviews!
Joey: (glares at reviewers) You people realize that you are only provoking her don't you?
Lila: Oh please! I just want to that all of my reviewers again (I've received some very interesting reviews). Golden Dragon of Egypt, thank you for offering to go hunting for Yugi but he has been located and is in sugar rehab right now.
Yugi: SUGAR!!!!
Lila: (rolls eyes) I'm so glad that all of you like my humor fics so much (starts tearing up). I'm not a writer who normally likes writing a character outside of their personalities. It usually just ruins the character. I've tried my best just to REALLY 'over-exaggerate' specific qualities about the characters to their maximum limits. (Sorry buts to write humor sometimes you have to bend the reality of the characters) (I've been informed especially of Yami Bakura's (cough) slight obsession.
Yami Bakura: (grumbles)
Lila: You do have to admit that he does obsess on the show (specifically over the Millenium Items). I just switched his focus onto women (realizes that's probably stretching it).
Joey: You're just cruel.
Lila: And to answer your question GDOE I have been paying attention to the Japanese version of the show. Mind you I've never seen an actual episode (as much as I'd like to) but I've got the main gist of how it goes.
Reviewers: Where is Mokuba?
Lila: (looks around for Mokuba) oops! I realized about the third or fourth chapter in that I'd forgot the adorable little Mokuba but by that time it would have been too awkward to fit him in. Let's say he was stranded at his public school.
Mokuba: Not fair! (Pouts)
Lila: And besides. This story isn't very appropriate for you anyway Mokuba.
Mokuba: (grumbles)
Yugi: Lila doesn't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: You don't have to rub it in. (pouts)
Yugi: SUGAR!!!!
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 11
Yami Bakura had a funeral for his 'dearly departed' and at the same time everyone agreed to put Yami Bakura into therapy once they got out of the mall.
Everyone had now found a place to sleep. There was a Rustic Store down one hall which had a camping display set up with enough tents, hammocks and sleeping bags for all of them. They all sat around the fire (which was just some plastic logs with a red light bulb flickering in the middle of it.)
"This is pathetic." Seto commented.
"This is the best we can do." Duke snapped at Seto.
"It's still pathetic." He said.
"Why don't you find a different place to sleep then?" Tristan asked.
"I would but the 'Mattress King' store is locked up tight and I have nothing to break it open with." Seto said.
"Then stop whining!" Tristan said.
Seto leaned back against one of the artificial stumps that had been put into place. "What should we do now?" He asked.
"Let's roast marshmallows!" Tea said.
"It's a light bulb Tea. Not a real fire." Seto said to her.
She simply glared at him and relaxed against the side of one of the tents. She peeked inside to see Yami fast asleep. "Do you think he'll be okay when he wakes up?" Tea asked.
"Well, Seto was better after he'd had some sleep." Tristan gave him a sly grin.
"Shut up." Seto snapped.
"Fine. Mommy's boy." Tristan said.
"Did anyone else find it creepy how Seto and Yami have now both called each other Mommy?" Bakura asked.
Everyone started snickering. "Shut up." Seto snapped again.
They all sat in silence for a while. "Hey. Has anyone seen Joey or Yugi?" Tristan asked.
In The Hall..
Yugi was still circling Joey on his small racecar but the batteries in both Yugi and the racecar were starting to die. Soon Yugi was slumped over the racecar fast asleep. Joey let out a sigh. He crawled out of the fountain and walked over to one of the clothing stores. He found a decent change of clothes. Actually he thought he hadn't looked better. He then walked back out and picked up his small friend out of the racecar and carried him down the hall looking for the others.
He finally located the store and walked in. He put Yugi into the tent with Yami then came and sat next to Mai.
"Where have you been?" Mai asked.
"It's a long story." Joey said.
"He was chased around in his underwear by Yugi in a racecar." Seto said.
"Thank you Seto. Thank you for making me look like a total moron." Joey said.
"Oh. You poor thing." Mai cooed. She brushed her hair against his forehead. "Oh my! You're burning up."
"That's probably from sitting in the fountain for the last hour or so." Joey said. He let out a sneeze.
"Aww. Dog has a cold." Seto teased.
"I'm not sick. And I'm not.Ahhh.Ahhh.A dog! Chu!" Joey said.
Mai gave him a worried look. "Come on and get into bed. I'll make sure you get better."
Joey's eyes lit up and he took off for the tent. Mai slowly followed.
Everyone stared at each other. "So what should we do now?" Tea asked.
"I know." Duke smiled. He grabbed a flashlight from behind him and turned it on. He then flashed it under his face creating a ghostly glow to him. "Let's tell ghosts stories."
"Oh sounds like fun!" Yami Bakura grinned. He loved giving people a good scare.
"Sounds stupid." Seto said.
"I'll go first." Yami Bakura said. He took the flashlight from Duke and held it to his face. "One day.not too long ago there was an old woman sitting in her living room putting together a puzzle. She put it together.pieces by piece. Slowly the puzzle started to take shape. The yellows and the blues began to take shape. It showed the picture of a room. It was her own living room. And as she began putting the last few pieces together, she saw her own face appear in the puzzle. And as she placed the very last piece of the puzzle, it showed a man lurking right behind her!"
Bakura and Tea let out a great scream.
Duke laughed. "That was really good."
"Thank you." Yami Bakura said.
"That was pathetic." Seto said.
"You think you can do better?" Yami Malik asked.
"Without even trying." Seto said.
"Very well then." Yami Bakura said. He handed the flashlight to Seto. "Let's see what you can to."
"Very well." He turned the flashlight on himself.
He began to tell his story. "And that is why all Anime shows will be turned into Kiddy cartoons."
"NOOOOOO!" They all screamed.
"He's good." Tristan muttered.
They all sat for a while. "Is anyone else hungry?" Tea asked.
"A little actually." Duke said.
"Is there anything to eat in this place?" Bakura asked.
Tea hopped up and found some bags of food. "All we need now is one of those little barbecues." She said.
"You mean the one on that really high shelf over there?" Duke asked.
"Yep."
"Whose gonna get it?"
"1,2,3, not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Oh shit!" Bakura said. "Why am I always the last one?" He stood up and walked over to the shelf. He looked up at the towering shelves with wide eyes. He looked for a ladder but there were none. He then realized he's just have to climb up the shelf by hand. He began to climb up the shelf without any difficulty. He slipped once but eventually reached the top. He then threw the barbecue down the Seto who was waiting to catch it. He then sat there for a moment.
"What's the matter?" Seto asked.
"Well, umm.you see I."
"He's afraid of heights." Yami Bakura said.
"Precisely." Bakura said. "I don't think I can crawl back down."
"Then jump." Seto said.
"Are you out of your bloody mind? I'll kill myself." He said.
"Don't worry. I'll pile these sleeping bags down here to cushion your fall." Seto said. He then lined the floor with the bags.
"I can't do it." Bakura said.
"Stop being such a wuss." Yami Bakura said.
"I'm not a wuss." Bakura said.
"Yes you are." He said.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
By this point he'd leaned to far over to scream at Yami Bakura and started to sway off of the shelf.
"WHOA!" He shouted as he tumbled off of the shelf into the pile of sleeping bags.
"See. You're fine." Seto said.
Bakura sat up from the pile. "That was actually quite fun. Let's do it again!"
So everyone continued to climb up the shelves and fall into the pile of sleeping bags while Tristan cooked the food. "Joey thinks he'd such a great chef. He's nothing compared to me."
Yami Malik came over and looked at the barbecue. "What are those." He said and pointed at the things roasting on the top right corner of the barbecue.
"They're called 'pigs in a blanket'." Tristan said.
"Where on earth do you get pigs that small?" He asked.
Tristan rolled his eyes. "They aren't actual pig! There's hotdogs wrapped in batter." He explained.
"Then why do they call then pigs in a blanket?" He asked.
"That's what they look like!"
"They don't look like pigs."
"That's just what they're called!" Tristan shouted in frustration.
"What are hotdogs then?" Yami Malik asked.
Tristan shuddered. "You really don't want to know." he said.
Everyone then joined around the barbecue and got samples or the 'pigs in a blanket', smores and pre-made grilled cheeses.
"It taste really good when you mix the 'pigs in a blankets' with the grilled cheeses." Duke commented.
"It's even better when you mix them with the smores." Tristan said.
"That's disgusting!" Tea wrinkled her nose at him.
"Actually it's really good." Malik said as he sneaked a bite of Tristan's creation.
"Make your own!" Tristan shouted at him.
"You guys are disgusting. I'm going to bed." Tea said. She then walked back and crawled into the tent. Everyone was either sharing a tent or in one of the hammocks. Tristan was sharing a tent with Duke. There hadn't been enough sleeping blankets so they were sharing a huge afghan. "Stop hogging the blanket!" Duke snapped.
"Me? You're the one that's all wrapped up in it!" Tristan said.
"You keep pulling!" Duke said.
"Oh shut up and stop whining!" He snapped.
The boys continued to pull on the blanket and call each other names. "Dice Freak!"
"At least it doesn't look like my hair has a hard-on!" Duke shouted. (Okay.getting a little inappropriate)
The boys suddenly became silent when they heard growling outside the tent.
"Oh my god! There's a bear outside of the tent!" Tristan whispered.
The growls became louder and fiercer. "It's coming to get us." Duke whispered back. The great growling figure suddenly lunged at the tent and began clawing at the side of it. The boys jumped up out from under the blanket squealing like a pair of sophomore girls at a pop concert. They attempted to open the tent.
"Hurry! It's going to break through!" Duke shouted.
"I can't! The zipper is stuck!" Tristan yelled. The boys then ripped through the door of the tent and ran away from the camping display.
"Wait a minute! Why would a bear be inside of a store?" Duke asked.
The boys then walked over behind the tent and found Seto and Bakura on the ground rolling around and laughing.
"Very funny." Tristan said in a sarcastic manner. They threw some of the left over 'pigs in a blanket' at Seto and Bakura then stormed back into the tent.
END OF CHAPTER 11
Yay! Another chapter completed. Please review. Oh and if someone could tell me how I can make my italics and bolding noticeable on this page I'd appreciate it. The stupid thing just keeps reverting all of my type back to normal. EVEN MY SPACING! GRRRR
Yami Malik: Review this story or I'll send you all to the shadow realm.
Lila: Yami Malik
Yami Malik: (sighs) Please.
Joey: (glares at reviewers) You people realize that you are only provoking her don't you?
Lila: Oh please! I just want to that all of my reviewers again (I've received some very interesting reviews). Golden Dragon of Egypt, thank you for offering to go hunting for Yugi but he has been located and is in sugar rehab right now.
Yugi: SUGAR!!!!
Lila: (rolls eyes) I'm so glad that all of you like my humor fics so much (starts tearing up). I'm not a writer who normally likes writing a character outside of their personalities. It usually just ruins the character. I've tried my best just to REALLY 'over-exaggerate' specific qualities about the characters to their maximum limits. (Sorry buts to write humor sometimes you have to bend the reality of the characters) (I've been informed especially of Yami Bakura's (cough) slight obsession.
Yami Bakura: (grumbles)
Lila: You do have to admit that he does obsess on the show (specifically over the Millenium Items). I just switched his focus onto women (realizes that's probably stretching it).
Joey: You're just cruel.
Lila: And to answer your question GDOE I have been paying attention to the Japanese version of the show. Mind you I've never seen an actual episode (as much as I'd like to) but I've got the main gist of how it goes.
Reviewers: Where is Mokuba?
Lila: (looks around for Mokuba) oops! I realized about the third or fourth chapter in that I'd forgot the adorable little Mokuba but by that time it would have been too awkward to fit him in. Let's say he was stranded at his public school.
Mokuba: Not fair! (Pouts)
Lila: And besides. This story isn't very appropriate for you anyway Mokuba.
Mokuba: (grumbles)
Yugi: Lila doesn't own anything related to Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: You don't have to rub it in. (pouts)
Yugi: SUGAR!!!!
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 11
Yami Bakura had a funeral for his 'dearly departed' and at the same time everyone agreed to put Yami Bakura into therapy once they got out of the mall.
Everyone had now found a place to sleep. There was a Rustic Store down one hall which had a camping display set up with enough tents, hammocks and sleeping bags for all of them. They all sat around the fire (which was just some plastic logs with a red light bulb flickering in the middle of it.)
"This is pathetic." Seto commented.
"This is the best we can do." Duke snapped at Seto.
"It's still pathetic." He said.
"Why don't you find a different place to sleep then?" Tristan asked.
"I would but the 'Mattress King' store is locked up tight and I have nothing to break it open with." Seto said.
"Then stop whining!" Tristan said.
Seto leaned back against one of the artificial stumps that had been put into place. "What should we do now?" He asked.
"Let's roast marshmallows!" Tea said.
"It's a light bulb Tea. Not a real fire." Seto said to her.
She simply glared at him and relaxed against the side of one of the tents. She peeked inside to see Yami fast asleep. "Do you think he'll be okay when he wakes up?" Tea asked.
"Well, Seto was better after he'd had some sleep." Tristan gave him a sly grin.
"Shut up." Seto snapped.
"Fine. Mommy's boy." Tristan said.
"Did anyone else find it creepy how Seto and Yami have now both called each other Mommy?" Bakura asked.
Everyone started snickering. "Shut up." Seto snapped again.
They all sat in silence for a while. "Hey. Has anyone seen Joey or Yugi?" Tristan asked.
In The Hall..
Yugi was still circling Joey on his small racecar but the batteries in both Yugi and the racecar were starting to die. Soon Yugi was slumped over the racecar fast asleep. Joey let out a sigh. He crawled out of the fountain and walked over to one of the clothing stores. He found a decent change of clothes. Actually he thought he hadn't looked better. He then walked back out and picked up his small friend out of the racecar and carried him down the hall looking for the others.
He finally located the store and walked in. He put Yugi into the tent with Yami then came and sat next to Mai.
"Where have you been?" Mai asked.
"It's a long story." Joey said.
"He was chased around in his underwear by Yugi in a racecar." Seto said.
"Thank you Seto. Thank you for making me look like a total moron." Joey said.
"Oh. You poor thing." Mai cooed. She brushed her hair against his forehead. "Oh my! You're burning up."
"That's probably from sitting in the fountain for the last hour or so." Joey said. He let out a sneeze.
"Aww. Dog has a cold." Seto teased.
"I'm not sick. And I'm not.Ahhh.Ahhh.A dog! Chu!" Joey said.
Mai gave him a worried look. "Come on and get into bed. I'll make sure you get better."
Joey's eyes lit up and he took off for the tent. Mai slowly followed.
Everyone stared at each other. "So what should we do now?" Tea asked.
"I know." Duke smiled. He grabbed a flashlight from behind him and turned it on. He then flashed it under his face creating a ghostly glow to him. "Let's tell ghosts stories."
"Oh sounds like fun!" Yami Bakura grinned. He loved giving people a good scare.
"Sounds stupid." Seto said.
"I'll go first." Yami Bakura said. He took the flashlight from Duke and held it to his face. "One day.not too long ago there was an old woman sitting in her living room putting together a puzzle. She put it together.pieces by piece. Slowly the puzzle started to take shape. The yellows and the blues began to take shape. It showed the picture of a room. It was her own living room. And as she began putting the last few pieces together, she saw her own face appear in the puzzle. And as she placed the very last piece of the puzzle, it showed a man lurking right behind her!"
Bakura and Tea let out a great scream.
Duke laughed. "That was really good."
"Thank you." Yami Bakura said.
"That was pathetic." Seto said.
"You think you can do better?" Yami Malik asked.
"Without even trying." Seto said.
"Very well then." Yami Bakura said. He handed the flashlight to Seto. "Let's see what you can to."
"Very well." He turned the flashlight on himself.
He began to tell his story. "And that is why all Anime shows will be turned into Kiddy cartoons."
"NOOOOOO!" They all screamed.
"He's good." Tristan muttered.
They all sat for a while. "Is anyone else hungry?" Tea asked.
"A little actually." Duke said.
"Is there anything to eat in this place?" Bakura asked.
Tea hopped up and found some bags of food. "All we need now is one of those little barbecues." She said.
"You mean the one on that really high shelf over there?" Duke asked.
"Yep."
"Whose gonna get it?"
"1,2,3, not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Not it!"
"Oh shit!" Bakura said. "Why am I always the last one?" He stood up and walked over to the shelf. He looked up at the towering shelves with wide eyes. He looked for a ladder but there were none. He then realized he's just have to climb up the shelf by hand. He began to climb up the shelf without any difficulty. He slipped once but eventually reached the top. He then threw the barbecue down the Seto who was waiting to catch it. He then sat there for a moment.
"What's the matter?" Seto asked.
"Well, umm.you see I."
"He's afraid of heights." Yami Bakura said.
"Precisely." Bakura said. "I don't think I can crawl back down."
"Then jump." Seto said.
"Are you out of your bloody mind? I'll kill myself." He said.
"Don't worry. I'll pile these sleeping bags down here to cushion your fall." Seto said. He then lined the floor with the bags.
"I can't do it." Bakura said.
"Stop being such a wuss." Yami Bakura said.
"I'm not a wuss." Bakura said.
"Yes you are." He said.
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
By this point he'd leaned to far over to scream at Yami Bakura and started to sway off of the shelf.
"WHOA!" He shouted as he tumbled off of the shelf into the pile of sleeping bags.
"See. You're fine." Seto said.
Bakura sat up from the pile. "That was actually quite fun. Let's do it again!"
So everyone continued to climb up the shelves and fall into the pile of sleeping bags while Tristan cooked the food. "Joey thinks he'd such a great chef. He's nothing compared to me."
Yami Malik came over and looked at the barbecue. "What are those." He said and pointed at the things roasting on the top right corner of the barbecue.
"They're called 'pigs in a blanket'." Tristan said.
"Where on earth do you get pigs that small?" He asked.
Tristan rolled his eyes. "They aren't actual pig! There's hotdogs wrapped in batter." He explained.
"Then why do they call then pigs in a blanket?" He asked.
"That's what they look like!"
"They don't look like pigs."
"That's just what they're called!" Tristan shouted in frustration.
"What are hotdogs then?" Yami Malik asked.
Tristan shuddered. "You really don't want to know." he said.
Everyone then joined around the barbecue and got samples or the 'pigs in a blanket', smores and pre-made grilled cheeses.
"It taste really good when you mix the 'pigs in a blankets' with the grilled cheeses." Duke commented.
"It's even better when you mix them with the smores." Tristan said.
"That's disgusting!" Tea wrinkled her nose at him.
"Actually it's really good." Malik said as he sneaked a bite of Tristan's creation.
"Make your own!" Tristan shouted at him.
"You guys are disgusting. I'm going to bed." Tea said. She then walked back and crawled into the tent. Everyone was either sharing a tent or in one of the hammocks. Tristan was sharing a tent with Duke. There hadn't been enough sleeping blankets so they were sharing a huge afghan. "Stop hogging the blanket!" Duke snapped.
"Me? You're the one that's all wrapped up in it!" Tristan said.
"You keep pulling!" Duke said.
"Oh shut up and stop whining!" He snapped.
The boys continued to pull on the blanket and call each other names. "Dice Freak!"
"At least it doesn't look like my hair has a hard-on!" Duke shouted. (Okay.getting a little inappropriate)
The boys suddenly became silent when they heard growling outside the tent.
"Oh my god! There's a bear outside of the tent!" Tristan whispered.
The growls became louder and fiercer. "It's coming to get us." Duke whispered back. The great growling figure suddenly lunged at the tent and began clawing at the side of it. The boys jumped up out from under the blanket squealing like a pair of sophomore girls at a pop concert. They attempted to open the tent.
"Hurry! It's going to break through!" Duke shouted.
"I can't! The zipper is stuck!" Tristan yelled. The boys then ripped through the door of the tent and ran away from the camping display.
"Wait a minute! Why would a bear be inside of a store?" Duke asked.
The boys then walked over behind the tent and found Seto and Bakura on the ground rolling around and laughing.
"Very funny." Tristan said in a sarcastic manner. They threw some of the left over 'pigs in a blanket' at Seto and Bakura then stormed back into the tent.
END OF CHAPTER 11
Yay! Another chapter completed. Please review. Oh and if someone could tell me how I can make my italics and bolding noticeable on this page I'd appreciate it. The stupid thing just keeps reverting all of my type back to normal. EVEN MY SPACING! GRRRR
Yami Malik: Review this story or I'll send you all to the shadow realm.
Lila: Yami Malik
Yami Malik: (sighs) Please.