Lila: Yay! More reviews. (Jumps up and down)
Joey: Why are you people doing this to me?
Lila: You really are over dramatic.
Joey: (grumbles)
Lila: Oh. And yes I did put Bakura and Seto pulling the bear prank on purpose. Come on, Bakura deserves to have a little fun once in a while too.
Bakura: Thank you Lila.
Joey: Why don't you ever do that sort of this for me?
Lila: I've already got Mai fussing over you in the tent don't I?
Joey: (opens mouth to argue then closes it)
Lila: Now be a good boy and do the disclaimer.
Joey: (grumbles) Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: (coughs)
Joey: (sigh) Yet.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 12
Duke woke up and stumbled out of the store. He was going to check on the snow. He opened the door and was greeted with a pleasant avalanche of snow. "Fantastic." He muttered as he crawled out of the pile of snow. He brushed himself off as best as he could and walked back to the store.
"I take it from the snow in your hair that we still aren't getting out of here." Seto said. He was busying himself with the barbecue that wouldn't light.
"It has to melt soon." Duke reassured him.
Yami then crawled out of the tent. He saw Seto and lowered his eyes to the floor. "Morning." He said.
"Morning." Seto said abruptly keeping his eyes also on the floor.
"Well," Duke said. "This isn't the least bit awkward." No one responded so Duke went back into the tent to find his shoes.
Yami and Seto stood alone in the middle of the fake campsite. "So." Yami said.
"So.." Seto replied.
"No body has to know what happened right?" Yami asked.
"What happened." Seto said.
"Exactly." Yami said.
Seto then went back to focusing on the barbecue. "What is wrong with this infernal thing?" He asked.
"What are you trying to do?" Yami asked.
"I'm trying to get this damn thing to light." Seto said.
"Here. Let me see." Yami walked over and investigated the barbecue. "Maybe you should turn on the gas." Yami said. He adjusted the nozzle on the small barbecue then stepped back. Seto struck another match and held it to the coals. What he didn't know was that Yami had put the gas on full. The match ignited like nothing else. It created a giant fiery explosion that inevitably caught to Seto's hair and clothes.
"AHHHHH!" Seto screamed. He ran around the campsite.
"Stop, drop and roll Kaiba!" Yami shouted.
Seto followed the orders and rolled around on the ground desperately. "It's only spreading!" He shouted. Yami became very worried and found a collection of Disani water bottles and threw onto his friend. This helped to put out the fire. Seto laid on the ground and sighed with relief. "Thank you." He said.
"No problem." Yami said.
Seto reached up and touched his hair. "Oh shit!" He said. "My hair is a mess!"
Yami helped him up. "Don't worry about it. At least you're okay."
"I don't need to give Wheeler a chance to make fun of me." Seto explained.
"Well, there is a hair salon down the hall." Yami said.
"No way in HELL am I letting you touch my hair. I mean, look at yours!" He said.
"What's wrong with my hair?" Yami asked.
"It's just so.weird." He said.
Yami glared at him. "My hair is looking a lot better than yours right now." Yami snapped. "How about I get Mai to do it. She's fairly knowledge when it comes to cosmology." He said.
"Cosmo-what?" He asked.
"Never mind." Yami said. "Mai, we have a hair crisis out here!" Yami yelled.
Mai popped her head out of the tent. "What was that Yami? OH MY GOD!" She shouted. She ran over to Seto and touched his hair gently. "You poor baby!" She cooed.
Joey popped his head of the tent Mai had came from. "What about me?" He asked.
"I'll deal with you later. I have a tragedy to deal with right now!" She said. She led Seto out of the store and down to the salon.
"That's my woman!" Joey yelled after them. He then glared at Yami. "Thanks a lot you old goon! I was this close to getting Mai!" He then shut the tent roughly and closed himself back inside.
"What? Joey, it isn't my fault!" Yami demanded.
"What isn't your fault?" Bakura asked as he woke up from his hammock.
"Nothing." Yami said.
"What should we do with today?" Yami asked
"Let's go break stuff!" Yami Bakura said excitedly.
"That doesn't sound like a good idea." Bakura said.
"Oh, Bakura, you always have to do what's right and proper. You're such a stiff!" his Yami said.
"I am not!" Bakura protested.
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too."
"Shut up or you're both being sent to the shadow realm!" Yami yelled with great force.
The boys shut right up. "Stupid old pharos." Yami Bakura muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing." Yami Bakura said. He then turned his attention back to his other half. "If you say you're not a stiff then prove it too me!" He said.
"Very well." Bakura said. "Follow me." He stood up triumphantly and walked down the hall. Yami Bakura rolled his eyes and followed him. They reached a hallway that branched off from the larger one. It was relatively thin but there were several doors along the wall.
"What are you going to do?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Watch." Bakura said. He proudly walked over into one of the doors and Yami Bakura stared at it with confusion. "What does that prove?" He asked.
"I'm in the girls bathroom." Bakura said through the door. "That's something a stiff wouldn't do."
Yami Bakura rolled his eyes. "That's pathetic. You're just a stiff!" He then thought about it for a minute. "I want to see!" He shouted and ran in the door.
He stared around the room. It was very similar to the men's washroom only the walls were a puckish pink color and.it was clean. It was actually completely different from the men's washrooms. "Hey! They have a couch in here!" Yami Bakura said.
"Yes they do and a nice one at that." Bakura commented.
"Why don't we get a couch?" Yami Bakura pouted.
"Would you really want to sit on a couch in the middle of the men's washroom?"
"Good point."
They continued to examine the bathroom. They were fascinated with all of the little soaps and fragrant leafy bits in a basket in the corner. "What on earth is that?" Yami Bakura asked.
"I think it's called Popery or something." He answered.
"It looks like fancy mulch." Yami Bakura snickers. He then noticed something else. "What is that thing?"
He was pointing to a large metal box that was attached to the wall. It said: 25 cents on the side and there was a small opening at the bottom along with a little crank.
"I don't have a clue." Bakura said.
"Should we put twenty five cent's in?" Yami Bakura asked.
"I don't see why not." Bakura said. He pulled the money out of his pocket and placed it into the machine. He then turned the crank and a small stick thing fell out of the bottom. "What the hell is that?" Yami Bakura asked. Bakura lifted up the stick that was encased in the plastic wrapper. "I still don't know."
"Hey look, I put twenty five into this one and out came this other package." Yami Bakura said. He held up the slightly flatter and more cushioned package. Bakura opened the packaging around it and examined the stick. "Why would girls need these?" Yami Bakura asked. Bakura pushed on the end of the stick and a cotton ball on a string popped out of the one end. "That thing looks too complicated." Yami Bakura said.
"Well, what inside of yours?" Bakura asked. Yami Bakura opened the package. "It looks like a little baby diaper." Bakura comment. Yami Bakura fiddles with it for a minute. "Hey, there's a sticky backing on this thing." He stuck it in Bakura's hair.
"Very funny." Bakura said. He pulled at the thing now stuck in his hair. "I won't come out." He whined.
"Here, let me." He said. He gave it a tug.
"Ouch! You're pulling out my hair!" Bakura shouted at Yami Bakura.
"Stop whining!" Yami Bakura said. He got the mystery item out of Bakura's hair. "Why in Ra's name would a girl want these things?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Because every month we get periods and we use those tampons and pads as leakage protection." A voice said from the bathroom entrance.
"Tea!" The boys shouted.
"What the hell are you two doing in here?" She demanded.
"We were just leaving." Bakura said. Yami Bakura nodded and followed right behind him and out of the door. Before they could get out the door she coughed. "Are you guys really going to be needing those?" She asked.
They realized they were both still holding the feminine hygiene products, screamed and tossed them at her while running out the door.
Meanwhile in the Salon.
"Hold still Kaiba!" Mai hissed as she tried to hold his head into place. "You're only going to make this worse."
"I can't believe I'm trusting you with my hair." He muttered.
"I'll let you know that I went to Beauty School Camp all of the time when I was little. I'm practically a professional. I've never had a complaint."
"Really?" Seto asked. She nodded.
"Yep. All of my Barbie's loved their new hairdos." She said.
Seto gave a slight shudder. This wasn't looking good for him. "Just fix up the ends okay?"
"What ever you say." She smiled and began clipping away. Seto watched her work through the mirror. She was actually doing a really good job until.
"Hey Mai!" The think Brooklyn accent echoed through the small salon causing Mai to jump.
"Careful Mai!" Seto snapped.
"Sorry Seto." She said. She then turned to the boy leaning in the doorway. "What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in bed!"
"I'm feeling great now!" Joey said. "And it's all thanks to your great care giving." He smiled.
She gave him a smile but then reverted back to the original annoyed look. "Thank you Joey but if you don't mind I'm a little bury." She said.
"Aww. Come on! He looks fine." Joey said.
If you could see Seto right now he's currently sporting half of his shaggy singed hair and half of a new cut that Mai had been working on. Kind of resembling Shaggy if he's been beaten to death.
"I have to finish this." She demanded. Joey made a whining noise, which irritated Mai even more. "Tell you what Joey. You go sit back there by that sink and I'll give you a water massage for your hair."
"Okay!" He cheered. He ran back to the to the sink. Mai gave Seto a wink before walking back to the sink. She walked back and started running the water. "Now lean back." She said. She then used shampoo and conditioner in his hair and massaged it into his hair.
"That feels great!" Joey said.
This continued for a few minutes and then she sat him up. She then put another lotion into his hair.
"What is this?" He asked.
"It's a special conditioner. It will rejuvenate the roots of your hair. It just needs to be left in for a while." She explained.
"Oh. Okay." He said. She finished putting the lotion in and then wrapped his hair in a towel. "Now sit here while I finish up with Seto." She ordered. Joey nodded and she went and finished Seto's haircut. Ten minutes later she was done with him.
"Not bad." Seto said as he examined his new haircut. "Thank Mai." He said.
"You're welcome. Now to finish with Joey." She said. She walked back and unraveled his hair. Seto's jaw dropped.
"That good huh Kaiba?" Joey sneered.
"Uh. Yeah. Excuse me." He said and ran out of the salon.
"He really hate being showed up. Don't he?" Joey said.
"Your hair is definitely far more electric than his." She said.
"Really? Let me see!" He said.
She handed him a small mirror and Joey screamed. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"
"What? It looks great." She said.
"IT"S BLUE!" He shouted.
"It's cyan you dolt and it looks great." She said.
"I look like Papa Smurf!" He shouted as he touched the top of his head. "You did this on purpose!"
"You interrupted so rudely. You needed to be taught a lesson. Don't worry. It'll wash out." She reassured him.
"Good." He said.
"In about two months." She commented just as she ran out the door.
"Two months! Mai! If I get my hands on you I'm going to kill you!" He screamed.
He chased after Mai and past Seto on the way, who was doubled over laughing just outside in the hallway.
Meanwhile in the school.
"Hello.Is anyone there?" Mokuba said.
"I'm so lonely!"
END OF CHAPTER 12
Yay! Had to end it there. The sugar was starting to wear off. Please review. Also, I'm fearing I'll have to bring this story to an end soon (as much as I don't want to) I mean it can't go on forever (thinks about it for a minute) NO! It can't. Sorry. But if you have any suggestions of what mess I should put the Yu-gi-oh characters in next I'd love to hear it. And you're comments on this story. I'm not saying I'm going to end it right now. I still have MANY things to do to these people.
Joey: NOOOOOOO!
Joey: Why are you people doing this to me?
Lila: You really are over dramatic.
Joey: (grumbles)
Lila: Oh. And yes I did put Bakura and Seto pulling the bear prank on purpose. Come on, Bakura deserves to have a little fun once in a while too.
Bakura: Thank you Lila.
Joey: Why don't you ever do that sort of this for me?
Lila: I've already got Mai fussing over you in the tent don't I?
Joey: (opens mouth to argue then closes it)
Lila: Now be a good boy and do the disclaimer.
Joey: (grumbles) Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: (coughs)
Joey: (sigh) Yet.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 12
Duke woke up and stumbled out of the store. He was going to check on the snow. He opened the door and was greeted with a pleasant avalanche of snow. "Fantastic." He muttered as he crawled out of the pile of snow. He brushed himself off as best as he could and walked back to the store.
"I take it from the snow in your hair that we still aren't getting out of here." Seto said. He was busying himself with the barbecue that wouldn't light.
"It has to melt soon." Duke reassured him.
Yami then crawled out of the tent. He saw Seto and lowered his eyes to the floor. "Morning." He said.
"Morning." Seto said abruptly keeping his eyes also on the floor.
"Well," Duke said. "This isn't the least bit awkward." No one responded so Duke went back into the tent to find his shoes.
Yami and Seto stood alone in the middle of the fake campsite. "So." Yami said.
"So.." Seto replied.
"No body has to know what happened right?" Yami asked.
"What happened." Seto said.
"Exactly." Yami said.
Seto then went back to focusing on the barbecue. "What is wrong with this infernal thing?" He asked.
"What are you trying to do?" Yami asked.
"I'm trying to get this damn thing to light." Seto said.
"Here. Let me see." Yami walked over and investigated the barbecue. "Maybe you should turn on the gas." Yami said. He adjusted the nozzle on the small barbecue then stepped back. Seto struck another match and held it to the coals. What he didn't know was that Yami had put the gas on full. The match ignited like nothing else. It created a giant fiery explosion that inevitably caught to Seto's hair and clothes.
"AHHHHH!" Seto screamed. He ran around the campsite.
"Stop, drop and roll Kaiba!" Yami shouted.
Seto followed the orders and rolled around on the ground desperately. "It's only spreading!" He shouted. Yami became very worried and found a collection of Disani water bottles and threw onto his friend. This helped to put out the fire. Seto laid on the ground and sighed with relief. "Thank you." He said.
"No problem." Yami said.
Seto reached up and touched his hair. "Oh shit!" He said. "My hair is a mess!"
Yami helped him up. "Don't worry about it. At least you're okay."
"I don't need to give Wheeler a chance to make fun of me." Seto explained.
"Well, there is a hair salon down the hall." Yami said.
"No way in HELL am I letting you touch my hair. I mean, look at yours!" He said.
"What's wrong with my hair?" Yami asked.
"It's just so.weird." He said.
Yami glared at him. "My hair is looking a lot better than yours right now." Yami snapped. "How about I get Mai to do it. She's fairly knowledge when it comes to cosmology." He said.
"Cosmo-what?" He asked.
"Never mind." Yami said. "Mai, we have a hair crisis out here!" Yami yelled.
Mai popped her head out of the tent. "What was that Yami? OH MY GOD!" She shouted. She ran over to Seto and touched his hair gently. "You poor baby!" She cooed.
Joey popped his head of the tent Mai had came from. "What about me?" He asked.
"I'll deal with you later. I have a tragedy to deal with right now!" She said. She led Seto out of the store and down to the salon.
"That's my woman!" Joey yelled after them. He then glared at Yami. "Thanks a lot you old goon! I was this close to getting Mai!" He then shut the tent roughly and closed himself back inside.
"What? Joey, it isn't my fault!" Yami demanded.
"What isn't your fault?" Bakura asked as he woke up from his hammock.
"Nothing." Yami said.
"What should we do with today?" Yami asked
"Let's go break stuff!" Yami Bakura said excitedly.
"That doesn't sound like a good idea." Bakura said.
"Oh, Bakura, you always have to do what's right and proper. You're such a stiff!" his Yami said.
"I am not!" Bakura protested.
"Are too!"
"Are not!"
"Are too."
"Shut up or you're both being sent to the shadow realm!" Yami yelled with great force.
The boys shut right up. "Stupid old pharos." Yami Bakura muttered.
"What was that?"
"Nothing." Yami Bakura said. He then turned his attention back to his other half. "If you say you're not a stiff then prove it too me!" He said.
"Very well." Bakura said. "Follow me." He stood up triumphantly and walked down the hall. Yami Bakura rolled his eyes and followed him. They reached a hallway that branched off from the larger one. It was relatively thin but there were several doors along the wall.
"What are you going to do?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Watch." Bakura said. He proudly walked over into one of the doors and Yami Bakura stared at it with confusion. "What does that prove?" He asked.
"I'm in the girls bathroom." Bakura said through the door. "That's something a stiff wouldn't do."
Yami Bakura rolled his eyes. "That's pathetic. You're just a stiff!" He then thought about it for a minute. "I want to see!" He shouted and ran in the door.
He stared around the room. It was very similar to the men's washroom only the walls were a puckish pink color and.it was clean. It was actually completely different from the men's washrooms. "Hey! They have a couch in here!" Yami Bakura said.
"Yes they do and a nice one at that." Bakura commented.
"Why don't we get a couch?" Yami Bakura pouted.
"Would you really want to sit on a couch in the middle of the men's washroom?"
"Good point."
They continued to examine the bathroom. They were fascinated with all of the little soaps and fragrant leafy bits in a basket in the corner. "What on earth is that?" Yami Bakura asked.
"I think it's called Popery or something." He answered.
"It looks like fancy mulch." Yami Bakura snickers. He then noticed something else. "What is that thing?"
He was pointing to a large metal box that was attached to the wall. It said: 25 cents on the side and there was a small opening at the bottom along with a little crank.
"I don't have a clue." Bakura said.
"Should we put twenty five cent's in?" Yami Bakura asked.
"I don't see why not." Bakura said. He pulled the money out of his pocket and placed it into the machine. He then turned the crank and a small stick thing fell out of the bottom. "What the hell is that?" Yami Bakura asked. Bakura lifted up the stick that was encased in the plastic wrapper. "I still don't know."
"Hey look, I put twenty five into this one and out came this other package." Yami Bakura said. He held up the slightly flatter and more cushioned package. Bakura opened the packaging around it and examined the stick. "Why would girls need these?" Yami Bakura asked. Bakura pushed on the end of the stick and a cotton ball on a string popped out of the one end. "That thing looks too complicated." Yami Bakura said.
"Well, what inside of yours?" Bakura asked. Yami Bakura opened the package. "It looks like a little baby diaper." Bakura comment. Yami Bakura fiddles with it for a minute. "Hey, there's a sticky backing on this thing." He stuck it in Bakura's hair.
"Very funny." Bakura said. He pulled at the thing now stuck in his hair. "I won't come out." He whined.
"Here, let me." He said. He gave it a tug.
"Ouch! You're pulling out my hair!" Bakura shouted at Yami Bakura.
"Stop whining!" Yami Bakura said. He got the mystery item out of Bakura's hair. "Why in Ra's name would a girl want these things?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Because every month we get periods and we use those tampons and pads as leakage protection." A voice said from the bathroom entrance.
"Tea!" The boys shouted.
"What the hell are you two doing in here?" She demanded.
"We were just leaving." Bakura said. Yami Bakura nodded and followed right behind him and out of the door. Before they could get out the door she coughed. "Are you guys really going to be needing those?" She asked.
They realized they were both still holding the feminine hygiene products, screamed and tossed them at her while running out the door.
Meanwhile in the Salon.
"Hold still Kaiba!" Mai hissed as she tried to hold his head into place. "You're only going to make this worse."
"I can't believe I'm trusting you with my hair." He muttered.
"I'll let you know that I went to Beauty School Camp all of the time when I was little. I'm practically a professional. I've never had a complaint."
"Really?" Seto asked. She nodded.
"Yep. All of my Barbie's loved their new hairdos." She said.
Seto gave a slight shudder. This wasn't looking good for him. "Just fix up the ends okay?"
"What ever you say." She smiled and began clipping away. Seto watched her work through the mirror. She was actually doing a really good job until.
"Hey Mai!" The think Brooklyn accent echoed through the small salon causing Mai to jump.
"Careful Mai!" Seto snapped.
"Sorry Seto." She said. She then turned to the boy leaning in the doorway. "What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in bed!"
"I'm feeling great now!" Joey said. "And it's all thanks to your great care giving." He smiled.
She gave him a smile but then reverted back to the original annoyed look. "Thank you Joey but if you don't mind I'm a little bury." She said.
"Aww. Come on! He looks fine." Joey said.
If you could see Seto right now he's currently sporting half of his shaggy singed hair and half of a new cut that Mai had been working on. Kind of resembling Shaggy if he's been beaten to death.
"I have to finish this." She demanded. Joey made a whining noise, which irritated Mai even more. "Tell you what Joey. You go sit back there by that sink and I'll give you a water massage for your hair."
"Okay!" He cheered. He ran back to the to the sink. Mai gave Seto a wink before walking back to the sink. She walked back and started running the water. "Now lean back." She said. She then used shampoo and conditioner in his hair and massaged it into his hair.
"That feels great!" Joey said.
This continued for a few minutes and then she sat him up. She then put another lotion into his hair.
"What is this?" He asked.
"It's a special conditioner. It will rejuvenate the roots of your hair. It just needs to be left in for a while." She explained.
"Oh. Okay." He said. She finished putting the lotion in and then wrapped his hair in a towel. "Now sit here while I finish up with Seto." She ordered. Joey nodded and she went and finished Seto's haircut. Ten minutes later she was done with him.
"Not bad." Seto said as he examined his new haircut. "Thank Mai." He said.
"You're welcome. Now to finish with Joey." She said. She walked back and unraveled his hair. Seto's jaw dropped.
"That good huh Kaiba?" Joey sneered.
"Uh. Yeah. Excuse me." He said and ran out of the salon.
"He really hate being showed up. Don't he?" Joey said.
"Your hair is definitely far more electric than his." She said.
"Really? Let me see!" He said.
She handed him a small mirror and Joey screamed. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!"
"What? It looks great." She said.
"IT"S BLUE!" He shouted.
"It's cyan you dolt and it looks great." She said.
"I look like Papa Smurf!" He shouted as he touched the top of his head. "You did this on purpose!"
"You interrupted so rudely. You needed to be taught a lesson. Don't worry. It'll wash out." She reassured him.
"Good." He said.
"In about two months." She commented just as she ran out the door.
"Two months! Mai! If I get my hands on you I'm going to kill you!" He screamed.
He chased after Mai and past Seto on the way, who was doubled over laughing just outside in the hallway.
Meanwhile in the school.
"Hello.Is anyone there?" Mokuba said.
"I'm so lonely!"
END OF CHAPTER 12
Yay! Had to end it there. The sugar was starting to wear off. Please review. Also, I'm fearing I'll have to bring this story to an end soon (as much as I don't want to) I mean it can't go on forever (thinks about it for a minute) NO! It can't. Sorry. But if you have any suggestions of what mess I should put the Yu-gi-oh characters in next I'd love to hear it. And you're comments on this story. I'm not saying I'm going to end it right now. I still have MANY things to do to these people.
Joey: NOOOOOOO!