Lila: I'm so glad you people love this story so much. I never thought this
story would go over so well. It also makes me feel good that so many people
think on the weird and sometimes just down right creepy level that I do.
Joey: You mean there are more people out there like you?
Seto: Yep. That's what she's saying.
Joey: NO!
Yugi: Stop being such a drama queen.
Joey: You're the only QUEEN around here!
Lila: Boys! Boys! Let's save the fighting for the story okay?
All: Yes mam.
Lila: Someone please to the disclaimer.
Yami: Lila does not own anything involved with Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: (sighs)
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 13
Everyone had fallen asleep again after a long day of fighting and being at each other's throats. The boys had all huddles inside a giant family size tent (since the other one had been destroyed when Joey had attempted to murder Mai for what she did to his hair). It was rather crowded but they all fit. The night went on with the occasional argument about hogging covers and too loud of snoring. Eventually morning came.
Bakura sat up and yawned. He was feeling a little cramped so he slipped out of the tent. Soon, other boys began to follow him out. Eventually, the only thing that was left was Seto and Yami. Unfortunately, they were (cough) in a rather intimate position.
Yami's eye's fluttered open. They widened in absolute fear when he realized the he and Seto were arm locked in an intense embrace. "Sweet Ra!" He shouted.
This caused Seto to stir. He then woke up and stared at the position. "Oh gross!" He shouted. The boys pulled away from one another in absolute disgust. "I can't believe it."
"Eww. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross!" Yami said as he brushed off the imaginary Kaiba cooties.
"This never happened." Seto demanded.
"What happened?" Yami declared.
"Exactly, because nothing happened." Seto said.
The boys sat at opposite ends of the tent for a few moments. "You know.I'm feeling rather refreshed." Yami said.
"What?" Seto said.
"Nothing." Yami said.
They sat for a few more moments.
"That was the best sleep I've had in a long time." Seto said.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
They stared at each other as if they were afraid the other one was going to explode.
The boys were starting to feel really awkward. They both made a move for the tent exit and their hands brushed. They pulled away like they had been burned.
"Go ahead."
"NO you go!"
They both made a move for the door and their hands brushed again.
"Oh for the love of Ra! GET OUT!" Yami yelled.
Seto bolted from the tent.
"Did you love-birds have a good sleep?" Duke asked,
"You saw that?" Seto asked.
"We all did." Bakura snickered. "And we took pictures."
The boys howled as they held up the Polaroid copies of the pair of them in the tent.
"Give those to me!" Seto shouted. He made a move for the photos and missed. Bakura tossed them to Tristan who continued to toss them around the group. Seto couldn't get them. They were eventually tossed to Joey. "What's the matter Kaiba. Worried you're little lovefest with Yami might get known around school?"
Seto glared. "Give them up you Smurf!" He snapped.
Joey glared. "Make me!" He shouted. Seto dove at Joey who side stepped out of the way. He unfortunately tackled Yami whom was just getting out of the tent.
"Get off of me!" Yami yelled.
"Just can't keep your hands off of him can ya Kaiba?" Joey snickered.
Yami glared as he got up from the floor. "Watch what you say Joey." He warned.
"Oh. I'm really scared." Joey taunted.
"Fine. You asked for it." Yami said. He waved his arms and an intense light surrounded Joey. When the light dimmed Joey was completely blue.
"Hey! What the hell!" Joey shouted.
"Now you really do look like a Smurf!" Duke laughed.
"Yoink!" Seto said as he removed the pictures from Joey's hands. "I'll keep a good hold on these."
"Not cool Yami." Joey said.
"You should know not to piss of an ancient Pharos when he just waked up." Yami Bakura scolded Joey.
"Ya. Well you should know better than to hook up with a my size Barbie from one of the display windows." Joey snapped.
"I'll give you purple spots to match you're blue skin Joey." Yami Bakura warned him
"I think he's suffered enough for now." Yami Malik said.
"Since when did you become so merciful?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Mai has been forcing me to read there 'inner you' books from the store down the hall. They're actually pretty good." He said.
"Oh man. Is everyone going nuts?" Tristan asked.
"It's important to be open an vulnerable to others." Yami Malik said.
"I you don't stop being so open and vulnerable, I'm gonna hit you where you're open and vulnerable." Joey snapped.
"Shut up Papa Smurf!" Yami Malik said.
"I'm blue! I'm friggen blue! I look like one of those guys off of the Pentium Chip commercials." He cried.
"Relax. Salt crystals will take it off of your skin. I can't help your hair though." Yami said.
Joey was relieved. "Where do I get salt crystals?" He asked.
Mai shot her head out from around the corner. "I know the perfect shop!" She said as she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him down to the shop. They reached the shop and when they walked in a wall of a million different perfumes immediately hit Joey.
"I think I'm gonna gag." He said. Mai wasn't listening. He was looking for the bath salts. She came back with three bags. "I found Green Tea, Peaches and Cream and Honey Due Lemon." She said.
"Am I supposed to use them all?" He asked.
"No stupid. Pick one!"
"They all smell funny."
"They're scented."
"They stink."
"Shut up and pick one!"
He examined the bags for a while. He assumed that the green tea might just make things worse and the Honey Due Lemon reminded him too much of the toilet cleaner he had to use when he was on janitorial duty. He took the second bag and opened it. He then proceeded to run the crystals on himself.
"What the hell are you doing?" She asked.
"Using the crystals." He said.
"You don't use them like that." She said.
"How then?"
"YOU put them in a bath." She explained.
"I don't do baths." He said.
"Nonsense. You'll be fine."
"I hate baths." He demanded.
"You're taking a bath." She demanded.
"You can't make me." He shouted.
"Watch me." She tackled him to the ground and got him in a firm headlock.
"No!" He screamed.
"You're gonna take a bath and you're gonna like it!" She shouted.
"NO!" He screamed again. She dragged him down the hall by his ankles. He kicked and screamed as she dragged him down. She got to the proper store and tied him down while she busied herself filling the tub. She came back. "Get in." She ordered.
"No!" He shouted.
"Get in!"
"No!"
"If you get in. I'll give you this rubber ducky." She squeaked the toy in his face.
He thought about it. "No."
"Please." She begged.
"No!"
She was getting irritated. "Do you want to be blue forever?"
"Does it mean I don't have to take a bath?"
"Yes."
"Then yes. I'll be blue forever. I'll get used to it. I'll start a trend."
"Of blue people?"
"Yep. It'll be great!" He said.
She sighed. "You leave me no choice."
LATER.
Joey walked down the hallway and found Duke.
"Hey! You're not blue anymore!" Duke commented. "How'd you do that?"
"I didn't. Mai violated me!" He said.
"I did not!" She demanded. "I just used 'force'."
"You grabbed me!" He shouted.
"It made you move didn't it?" She demanded.
"You hurt my little buddy." He said.
"You call it you're little buddy?" Duke asked.
"Shut up!" Joey snapped. "I don't think I'm gonna be able to have kids now!"
"OH stop being such a baby." Mai said.
"Fine. I'll grab you by the boobs and drag you around and see how you like it!" He said.
She just glared at him. "Now if you excuse me.I need to get some ice." Joey said as he limped into one of the shops.
Duke looked at Mai. "His 'little buddy'?" He asked.
"I know. He really should get a different knick name for it." She said.
END OF CHAPTER 13
Sorry. Kind of short. Having minor writers block but that will be fixed in time. Hope you like it. Reviews please!
Joey: You mean there are more people out there like you?
Seto: Yep. That's what she's saying.
Joey: NO!
Yugi: Stop being such a drama queen.
Joey: You're the only QUEEN around here!
Lila: Boys! Boys! Let's save the fighting for the story okay?
All: Yes mam.
Lila: Someone please to the disclaimer.
Yami: Lila does not own anything involved with Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: (sighs)
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 13
Everyone had fallen asleep again after a long day of fighting and being at each other's throats. The boys had all huddles inside a giant family size tent (since the other one had been destroyed when Joey had attempted to murder Mai for what she did to his hair). It was rather crowded but they all fit. The night went on with the occasional argument about hogging covers and too loud of snoring. Eventually morning came.
Bakura sat up and yawned. He was feeling a little cramped so he slipped out of the tent. Soon, other boys began to follow him out. Eventually, the only thing that was left was Seto and Yami. Unfortunately, they were (cough) in a rather intimate position.
Yami's eye's fluttered open. They widened in absolute fear when he realized the he and Seto were arm locked in an intense embrace. "Sweet Ra!" He shouted.
This caused Seto to stir. He then woke up and stared at the position. "Oh gross!" He shouted. The boys pulled away from one another in absolute disgust. "I can't believe it."
"Eww. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross. Gross!" Yami said as he brushed off the imaginary Kaiba cooties.
"This never happened." Seto demanded.
"What happened?" Yami declared.
"Exactly, because nothing happened." Seto said.
The boys sat at opposite ends of the tent for a few moments. "You know.I'm feeling rather refreshed." Yami said.
"What?" Seto said.
"Nothing." Yami said.
They sat for a few more moments.
"That was the best sleep I've had in a long time." Seto said.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
They stared at each other as if they were afraid the other one was going to explode.
The boys were starting to feel really awkward. They both made a move for the tent exit and their hands brushed. They pulled away like they had been burned.
"Go ahead."
"NO you go!"
They both made a move for the door and their hands brushed again.
"Oh for the love of Ra! GET OUT!" Yami yelled.
Seto bolted from the tent.
"Did you love-birds have a good sleep?" Duke asked,
"You saw that?" Seto asked.
"We all did." Bakura snickered. "And we took pictures."
The boys howled as they held up the Polaroid copies of the pair of them in the tent.
"Give those to me!" Seto shouted. He made a move for the photos and missed. Bakura tossed them to Tristan who continued to toss them around the group. Seto couldn't get them. They were eventually tossed to Joey. "What's the matter Kaiba. Worried you're little lovefest with Yami might get known around school?"
Seto glared. "Give them up you Smurf!" He snapped.
Joey glared. "Make me!" He shouted. Seto dove at Joey who side stepped out of the way. He unfortunately tackled Yami whom was just getting out of the tent.
"Get off of me!" Yami yelled.
"Just can't keep your hands off of him can ya Kaiba?" Joey snickered.
Yami glared as he got up from the floor. "Watch what you say Joey." He warned.
"Oh. I'm really scared." Joey taunted.
"Fine. You asked for it." Yami said. He waved his arms and an intense light surrounded Joey. When the light dimmed Joey was completely blue.
"Hey! What the hell!" Joey shouted.
"Now you really do look like a Smurf!" Duke laughed.
"Yoink!" Seto said as he removed the pictures from Joey's hands. "I'll keep a good hold on these."
"Not cool Yami." Joey said.
"You should know not to piss of an ancient Pharos when he just waked up." Yami Bakura scolded Joey.
"Ya. Well you should know better than to hook up with a my size Barbie from one of the display windows." Joey snapped.
"I'll give you purple spots to match you're blue skin Joey." Yami Bakura warned him
"I think he's suffered enough for now." Yami Malik said.
"Since when did you become so merciful?" Yami Bakura asked.
"Mai has been forcing me to read there 'inner you' books from the store down the hall. They're actually pretty good." He said.
"Oh man. Is everyone going nuts?" Tristan asked.
"It's important to be open an vulnerable to others." Yami Malik said.
"I you don't stop being so open and vulnerable, I'm gonna hit you where you're open and vulnerable." Joey snapped.
"Shut up Papa Smurf!" Yami Malik said.
"I'm blue! I'm friggen blue! I look like one of those guys off of the Pentium Chip commercials." He cried.
"Relax. Salt crystals will take it off of your skin. I can't help your hair though." Yami said.
Joey was relieved. "Where do I get salt crystals?" He asked.
Mai shot her head out from around the corner. "I know the perfect shop!" She said as she grabbed him by the arm and dragged him down to the shop. They reached the shop and when they walked in a wall of a million different perfumes immediately hit Joey.
"I think I'm gonna gag." He said. Mai wasn't listening. He was looking for the bath salts. She came back with three bags. "I found Green Tea, Peaches and Cream and Honey Due Lemon." She said.
"Am I supposed to use them all?" He asked.
"No stupid. Pick one!"
"They all smell funny."
"They're scented."
"They stink."
"Shut up and pick one!"
He examined the bags for a while. He assumed that the green tea might just make things worse and the Honey Due Lemon reminded him too much of the toilet cleaner he had to use when he was on janitorial duty. He took the second bag and opened it. He then proceeded to run the crystals on himself.
"What the hell are you doing?" She asked.
"Using the crystals." He said.
"You don't use them like that." She said.
"How then?"
"YOU put them in a bath." She explained.
"I don't do baths." He said.
"Nonsense. You'll be fine."
"I hate baths." He demanded.
"You're taking a bath." She demanded.
"You can't make me." He shouted.
"Watch me." She tackled him to the ground and got him in a firm headlock.
"No!" He screamed.
"You're gonna take a bath and you're gonna like it!" She shouted.
"NO!" He screamed again. She dragged him down the hall by his ankles. He kicked and screamed as she dragged him down. She got to the proper store and tied him down while she busied herself filling the tub. She came back. "Get in." She ordered.
"No!" He shouted.
"Get in!"
"No!"
"If you get in. I'll give you this rubber ducky." She squeaked the toy in his face.
He thought about it. "No."
"Please." She begged.
"No!"
She was getting irritated. "Do you want to be blue forever?"
"Does it mean I don't have to take a bath?"
"Yes."
"Then yes. I'll be blue forever. I'll get used to it. I'll start a trend."
"Of blue people?"
"Yep. It'll be great!" He said.
She sighed. "You leave me no choice."
LATER.
Joey walked down the hallway and found Duke.
"Hey! You're not blue anymore!" Duke commented. "How'd you do that?"
"I didn't. Mai violated me!" He said.
"I did not!" She demanded. "I just used 'force'."
"You grabbed me!" He shouted.
"It made you move didn't it?" She demanded.
"You hurt my little buddy." He said.
"You call it you're little buddy?" Duke asked.
"Shut up!" Joey snapped. "I don't think I'm gonna be able to have kids now!"
"OH stop being such a baby." Mai said.
"Fine. I'll grab you by the boobs and drag you around and see how you like it!" He said.
She just glared at him. "Now if you excuse me.I need to get some ice." Joey said as he limped into one of the shops.
Duke looked at Mai. "His 'little buddy'?" He asked.
"I know. He really should get a different knick name for it." She said.
END OF CHAPTER 13
Sorry. Kind of short. Having minor writers block but that will be fixed in time. Hope you like it. Reviews please!