Lila: (Stares at review number) Yay! Over 100! Yay! (Starts dancing around)
Bakura: Should we do something with her?
Seto: I think we should just let her get it out of her system.
Joey: So Lila.I guess that means you're gonna end this fic now right?
Lila: (stops dancing) What? Hell no! Not if people still want to read it.
Joey: Please?
Lila: (whacks Joey on the head)(Joey falls over)
Lila: Anyone else?
(Boys shy away)
Lila: Good. I would however like to hear more from my reviewers. I do fear that this fic will end soon. (Sobs) Hey all good things have to come to an end eventually right? (Feels reviewers glaring at her) Well, I would like to write another humor fic but here is the problem. I don't know what to write about. If I could get some suggestions from you lovely people I would be so grateful.
Joey: NO! NO MORE!
Lila: Boys?
(Seto and Bakura whack Joey on the head)
Lila: Thank you. Would someone do the disclaimer please?
Bakura: Lila doesn't own Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: (coughs)
Bakura: (sigh) yet
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 14
Bakura was sitting on the edge of his seat rocking back and forth. "Oh Dear. Oh Dear." He said to him self. "I'm dead. I'm so bloody dead." He kept telling himself. He stared at what he had done. "He's gonna kill me. No. He's gonna send me to the shadow realm several times, then he's gonna kill me." He continued to rock himself as he continued to stare. Duke walked around the corner and found his distressed looking friend.
"What happened to you?" Duke asked.
"Yami is going to kill me." Bakura said.
"Why?" Duke asked.
"Look." Bakura said and he pointed to the mess on the floor.
"Holy shit! How did that happen?" Duke exclaimed.
"It was an accident. A total freak accident. I didn't mean too I swear." Bakura said as he continued to rock back and forth.
"You ruined Yami's bottle of gel!"
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." He kept saying.
"That stuff cost's him so much money. You've seen how high his hair stands up." Duke said.
"I'm so dead." He said.
"Not if you get out of here before he finds out." Duke said.
"How do you say we do that. The tunnel is caved in." Bakura said.
"We dig." He said.
Meanwhile in the Hallway.
Yami Bakura was strolling down the hallway all by himself humming a song. "I you wanna be my lover.oh blast that stupid Bakura and his crappy taste in music!" That's when he noticed the display in the women lingerie store. Three manikins stood in suggestive poses wearing the most up to date teddies and silk slips.
"Hello ladies." Yami Bakura said. "You all look lovely this evening." The dolls didn't answer back.
"Oh. You're the quiet and shy types eh?" He asked. "You remind me of my last girlfriend." He said. The dolls simply stared at him with blank looks.
"You girls seeing anyone?" He asked. They didn't answer. "I know this is forward and you don't have to say anything but you can refuse. How's about a date?" He asked. The dolls didn't answer. "Really? You'll go out with me? That's great!" He advanced on the innocent manikins but his way was quickly blocked. "Hey what's the big idea?" He demanded.
"Here." Yami Malik said.
"What? A magazine?" He asked.
"Yes a magazine. I thought that you being fixated over these magazines was a bad thing but hitting on manikins is pathetic! I tried reasoning, I tried therapy but you my dear friend are one twisted tomb robber."
Yami Bakura was no longer paying attention to Yami Malik. "GIRLS!" He shouted.
"Yes Yami Bakura. Girls. You just enjoy that book and leave the nice manikins alone." He then walked off.
Yami Bakura looked up at the girls in the display case. "Sorry Ladies." He winked at the dolls and walked off with his new love.
Meanwhile in the Hall.
"Dig faster before they find out what we're doing!" Duke shouted.
"I'm digging as fast as I bloody well can!" Bakura snapped.
"Were making progress. We'll be through in the next hour or so." Duke said.
"We'd better be. Yami might be coming back soon." Bakura said and began to dig faster just at the thought. Suddenly the ground under them began to shake. "AHHH!" They screamed as it caved in and they fell back into the cavern that had been dug before.
"What the hell happened?" Bakura yelled.
"Chill out! We're thought the tunnel!" He cheered.
"But how?" Bakura scratched his head in confusion. He then felt squirming from beneath him. "AHHH! It's that pissy rat again!" He shouted.
"I'm not a pissy rat you big coward!" The voice shouted.
"Mokuba?" The boys said in unison.
"Ya. It's me. What are you guys doing down in my tunnels?" He asked.
"How did you get in here. We thought you were trapped at school?" Bakura said.
"Well, I get bored and dig extra tunnels down here and I remembered I had one connecting to the school." (How much free time does this poor kid have?)
"Can we get back to the house?" Duke asked.
"Sure. Follow me." Mokuba said.
Down the tunnel you could hear shouting. "MY HAIR GEL!"
"I guess Yami found the mess." Duke said.
"Let's get the hell out of here!" Bakura said and took off down the tunnel.
"Bakura! That's the wrong tunnel!" Mokuba yelled but it was too late. They heard Bakura scream as he tumbled down a hole that had been dug. "Oh BLOODY HELL!!!!"
Meanwhile in the stores.
Yami is balling like a baby. "WAAAAA! WAAAA!"
"Calm down Yami! It's just hair gel!" Tea said.
Yami stopped crying. "Just hair gel? Just hair gel?! That hair gel was the most important thing I ever had!" He shouted.
"We can buy you more Yami." Malik said.
"That stuff has to be special ordered. YOU HEAR ME. SPECIAL!"
"Here Yami. Calm down." Yami Malik said. "Drink this." He handed Yami a mug of unknown liquid. Yami took a big drink. "I cannot believe that this is happening! Oh." He said. "This stuff is GOOOOD!"
He took another big drink. "I have one decent thin in this world and.wow this is good stuff." He said as he took another drink.
He sat back and stopped speaking.
"Wow. What was that stuff?" Mai said in amazement that Yami was being so quiet.
"Captain Morgan." Malik said.
"What that?" Tea asked.
"I don't know. I found a bottle of it on a shelf. I thought it was cool because it had the pirate on it." He said.
Seto began to snicker.
"What so funny?" Tea glared at him.
"Oh nothing. Yami Malik just gave Yami hard liquor.that's all." He said.
"What!" Tea shouted.
"This stuff has booze in it. Uh oh." He said.
Yami began to sway slightly. He leaned onto Joey. "Joey.Buuudy! Yourthe Greaatessssstt." He slurred as he wrapped an arm around Joey's neck. "You know.you may only hav bin secon best in Duely Kingdom."
"Duelist Kingdom." Joey corrected.
"Right. Doody Kingdom but ya know what? You'll always be numba one wit me."
"Aww. How touching." Seto mocked.
"Shut up!" Joey snapped at Seto.
"Ya Seto! Shuuudap! No one talks to my buddy like dat!" Yami slurred.
"What ya gonna do about it tipsy?" Seto asked.
Yami stood up and wabbled a little. "You know whad I'm gonna do? You know wadim gonna do?"
"What?" Seto asked.
"I'm gonna challenge you toa duel! Common!" Yami said.
"Yami with all do respect. I don't think you're in the best shape to duel right now." Seto said.
"Nonsense. I'm in great shape. A lot better shape that you are tubby."
"Are you calling me tubby?"
"Wanna make somthin' of it?"
"Seto lay off. He's drunk." Tea said.
"Ya Seto. Stay out of this." Yami said. "No wait! You stay out of this Yami. Oh wait I'm Yami."
"This is sad Yami." Seto said.
"You're the only sad thins here. Now let's duel! Kuribio Magician! Go!" Yami shouted and crashed to the ground.
Everyone stared at Yami on the ground for a moment. "Hey has anyone seen Bakura?" Mai asked.
"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Bakura shouted.
"Calm down! We need to find something to pull you up on." Mokuba said.
"Well hurry up! I think the rat might be down here!" Bakura shouted.
Mokuba looked at Duke. "Rat?"
"Long story. We'll tell you later." Duke said. The boys went back to looking at the dark hole. "Can you climb up?" Duke asked.
"Climb? Oh yes I can climb. Because you know I didn't think of that before! It's so easy since my secret identity is spider man!"
"You're spider man?" Mokuba asked.
"No! I'm not bloody spider man! Get me out of here!"
"If you don't calm down we're gonna leave you down there!" Duke yelled. The hole was now silent. "Good. Now lets find something to pull him up with." Duke and Mokuba examined the cavern but found nothing. "Shit! Now what?" Duke said.
"We can't just leave him down there." Mokuba said.
"You're right. We'll have to." He gulped. "Get the others."
"What do we do with Yami?" Tea asked.
"We should put him in a bed or something." Yugi said.
So Seto and Yami Malik attempted to pick up the unconscious pharos.
"I think the pharos had put on a few pounds." Yami Malik grunted.
"How can stick boy be so heavy?" Seto asked.
"I swear it's his hair. It must way a ton!"
"AHH! He's still awake!"
"AHH! He's grabbing at me!"
"I'm the king of Games!" Yami shouted.
The boys dropped his immediately. "He violated me!" Yami Malik yelled.
"Oh get over it!" Seto snapped.
"Let him feel you up and see how you like it!" Yami Malik shot back. The boys were silent and that's when Duke came around the corner. He explained what had happened and they were all more that relieved to get out of the mall. They ran to the cavern and all started arguing over how to get Bakura out of the hole. "We need rope." Joey demanded.
"There is no rope. It would all break." Tristan argued.
"Any better ideas wise guy?" Joey asked.
"Give him something to use as traction." Tea said.
Everyone was arguing and Yami stumbled over to the hole. "Bakura? Are you down there?" He asked.
"Yes Yami." Bakura answered.
"I have a great idea. I know what would get you out of there REALLY FAST." He said.
"What's that?" Bakura asked.
"Fly up!" Yami said. "Be like a bird!"
"That's ridiculous!" Bakura said.
Yami began to sing. "I'm like a bird! I want to fly away!!!" He jumped into the hole. "Wee!"
"AHHH!" Bakura screamed as the intoxicated Yami landed on top of him. "See? I can do it. Now it's your turn." Yami said.
"Yami. Thanks for the input but I'm not Peter Pan!" Bakura said.
"That's too bad. Then this would have been really easy to fix." Yami said.
"Shut up and get off of me!" Bakura snapped.
"Oh dammit! Now there's two of them!" Duke moaned.
"What do we do?" Tea asked.
"There's only one thing to do. We need to make a human chain." Joey said. Everyone was relatively confused but was quickly given orders and soon they began to form a human version of what looked like monkey in a barrel.
"Okay. Now Bakura and Yami. Climb up." Joey ordered.
"Yessir Captain!" Yami said and began to climb. Bakura shortly followed him.
"Yami hurry up! I don't want to look that up close at you!" Tristan yelled.
"Sorry."
"Bakura! That isn't a handle grip!"
"Sorry Mai!"
They eventually made it to the top and everyone was now safe.
"How about we all go in the house now?" Seto asked.
Everyone ran in like a heard of cattle Joey was in the lead but then quickly stopped in his tracks. "What is it Joe?" Yugi asked.
"It can't be!" Joey shouted. And took off into the dining room.
"What is he on about?" Yami Malik asked.
"Maybe he's got the same rash that Tristan was telling me about the other day." Yami started to say.
"Yami! Shut up!" Tristan yelled. They all ran after Joey.
Joey was in the dining room crying. Everyone gasped.
END OF CHAPTER 14
He he! I'm so evil. Leaving you hanging like that. You'll just have to wait and see what Joey is all worked up about and if Yami will ever sober up. (Poor Yami)
Joey: It's about time someone else got beat up on.
Lila: Quiet! Don't make me put you back in the dog suit!
Joey: Sorry.
Lila: I only torture you because you look so cute when you're all distraught.
Joey: Really.
Lila: (Nod)
Joey: (starts dancing) She likes me better! She likes me better.
(Other boys glare)
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Bakura: Should we do something with her?
Seto: I think we should just let her get it out of her system.
Joey: So Lila.I guess that means you're gonna end this fic now right?
Lila: (stops dancing) What? Hell no! Not if people still want to read it.
Joey: Please?
Lila: (whacks Joey on the head)(Joey falls over)
Lila: Anyone else?
(Boys shy away)
Lila: Good. I would however like to hear more from my reviewers. I do fear that this fic will end soon. (Sobs) Hey all good things have to come to an end eventually right? (Feels reviewers glaring at her) Well, I would like to write another humor fic but here is the problem. I don't know what to write about. If I could get some suggestions from you lovely people I would be so grateful.
Joey: NO! NO MORE!
Lila: Boys?
(Seto and Bakura whack Joey on the head)
Lila: Thank you. Would someone do the disclaimer please?
Bakura: Lila doesn't own Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: (coughs)
Bakura: (sigh) yet
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 14
Bakura was sitting on the edge of his seat rocking back and forth. "Oh Dear. Oh Dear." He said to him self. "I'm dead. I'm so bloody dead." He kept telling himself. He stared at what he had done. "He's gonna kill me. No. He's gonna send me to the shadow realm several times, then he's gonna kill me." He continued to rock himself as he continued to stare. Duke walked around the corner and found his distressed looking friend.
"What happened to you?" Duke asked.
"Yami is going to kill me." Bakura said.
"Why?" Duke asked.
"Look." Bakura said and he pointed to the mess on the floor.
"Holy shit! How did that happen?" Duke exclaimed.
"It was an accident. A total freak accident. I didn't mean too I swear." Bakura said as he continued to rock back and forth.
"You ruined Yami's bottle of gel!"
"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." He kept saying.
"That stuff cost's him so much money. You've seen how high his hair stands up." Duke said.
"I'm so dead." He said.
"Not if you get out of here before he finds out." Duke said.
"How do you say we do that. The tunnel is caved in." Bakura said.
"We dig." He said.
Meanwhile in the Hallway.
Yami Bakura was strolling down the hallway all by himself humming a song. "I you wanna be my lover.oh blast that stupid Bakura and his crappy taste in music!" That's when he noticed the display in the women lingerie store. Three manikins stood in suggestive poses wearing the most up to date teddies and silk slips.
"Hello ladies." Yami Bakura said. "You all look lovely this evening." The dolls didn't answer back.
"Oh. You're the quiet and shy types eh?" He asked. "You remind me of my last girlfriend." He said. The dolls simply stared at him with blank looks.
"You girls seeing anyone?" He asked. They didn't answer. "I know this is forward and you don't have to say anything but you can refuse. How's about a date?" He asked. The dolls didn't answer. "Really? You'll go out with me? That's great!" He advanced on the innocent manikins but his way was quickly blocked. "Hey what's the big idea?" He demanded.
"Here." Yami Malik said.
"What? A magazine?" He asked.
"Yes a magazine. I thought that you being fixated over these magazines was a bad thing but hitting on manikins is pathetic! I tried reasoning, I tried therapy but you my dear friend are one twisted tomb robber."
Yami Bakura was no longer paying attention to Yami Malik. "GIRLS!" He shouted.
"Yes Yami Bakura. Girls. You just enjoy that book and leave the nice manikins alone." He then walked off.
Yami Bakura looked up at the girls in the display case. "Sorry Ladies." He winked at the dolls and walked off with his new love.
Meanwhile in the Hall.
"Dig faster before they find out what we're doing!" Duke shouted.
"I'm digging as fast as I bloody well can!" Bakura snapped.
"Were making progress. We'll be through in the next hour or so." Duke said.
"We'd better be. Yami might be coming back soon." Bakura said and began to dig faster just at the thought. Suddenly the ground under them began to shake. "AHHH!" They screamed as it caved in and they fell back into the cavern that had been dug before.
"What the hell happened?" Bakura yelled.
"Chill out! We're thought the tunnel!" He cheered.
"But how?" Bakura scratched his head in confusion. He then felt squirming from beneath him. "AHHH! It's that pissy rat again!" He shouted.
"I'm not a pissy rat you big coward!" The voice shouted.
"Mokuba?" The boys said in unison.
"Ya. It's me. What are you guys doing down in my tunnels?" He asked.
"How did you get in here. We thought you were trapped at school?" Bakura said.
"Well, I get bored and dig extra tunnels down here and I remembered I had one connecting to the school." (How much free time does this poor kid have?)
"Can we get back to the house?" Duke asked.
"Sure. Follow me." Mokuba said.
Down the tunnel you could hear shouting. "MY HAIR GEL!"
"I guess Yami found the mess." Duke said.
"Let's get the hell out of here!" Bakura said and took off down the tunnel.
"Bakura! That's the wrong tunnel!" Mokuba yelled but it was too late. They heard Bakura scream as he tumbled down a hole that had been dug. "Oh BLOODY HELL!!!!"
Meanwhile in the stores.
Yami is balling like a baby. "WAAAAA! WAAAA!"
"Calm down Yami! It's just hair gel!" Tea said.
Yami stopped crying. "Just hair gel? Just hair gel?! That hair gel was the most important thing I ever had!" He shouted.
"We can buy you more Yami." Malik said.
"That stuff has to be special ordered. YOU HEAR ME. SPECIAL!"
"Here Yami. Calm down." Yami Malik said. "Drink this." He handed Yami a mug of unknown liquid. Yami took a big drink. "I cannot believe that this is happening! Oh." He said. "This stuff is GOOOOD!"
He took another big drink. "I have one decent thin in this world and.wow this is good stuff." He said as he took another drink.
He sat back and stopped speaking.
"Wow. What was that stuff?" Mai said in amazement that Yami was being so quiet.
"Captain Morgan." Malik said.
"What that?" Tea asked.
"I don't know. I found a bottle of it on a shelf. I thought it was cool because it had the pirate on it." He said.
Seto began to snicker.
"What so funny?" Tea glared at him.
"Oh nothing. Yami Malik just gave Yami hard liquor.that's all." He said.
"What!" Tea shouted.
"This stuff has booze in it. Uh oh." He said.
Yami began to sway slightly. He leaned onto Joey. "Joey.Buuudy! Yourthe Greaatessssstt." He slurred as he wrapped an arm around Joey's neck. "You know.you may only hav bin secon best in Duely Kingdom."
"Duelist Kingdom." Joey corrected.
"Right. Doody Kingdom but ya know what? You'll always be numba one wit me."
"Aww. How touching." Seto mocked.
"Shut up!" Joey snapped at Seto.
"Ya Seto! Shuuudap! No one talks to my buddy like dat!" Yami slurred.
"What ya gonna do about it tipsy?" Seto asked.
Yami stood up and wabbled a little. "You know whad I'm gonna do? You know wadim gonna do?"
"What?" Seto asked.
"I'm gonna challenge you toa duel! Common!" Yami said.
"Yami with all do respect. I don't think you're in the best shape to duel right now." Seto said.
"Nonsense. I'm in great shape. A lot better shape that you are tubby."
"Are you calling me tubby?"
"Wanna make somthin' of it?"
"Seto lay off. He's drunk." Tea said.
"Ya Seto. Stay out of this." Yami said. "No wait! You stay out of this Yami. Oh wait I'm Yami."
"This is sad Yami." Seto said.
"You're the only sad thins here. Now let's duel! Kuribio Magician! Go!" Yami shouted and crashed to the ground.
Everyone stared at Yami on the ground for a moment. "Hey has anyone seen Bakura?" Mai asked.
"GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Bakura shouted.
"Calm down! We need to find something to pull you up on." Mokuba said.
"Well hurry up! I think the rat might be down here!" Bakura shouted.
Mokuba looked at Duke. "Rat?"
"Long story. We'll tell you later." Duke said. The boys went back to looking at the dark hole. "Can you climb up?" Duke asked.
"Climb? Oh yes I can climb. Because you know I didn't think of that before! It's so easy since my secret identity is spider man!"
"You're spider man?" Mokuba asked.
"No! I'm not bloody spider man! Get me out of here!"
"If you don't calm down we're gonna leave you down there!" Duke yelled. The hole was now silent. "Good. Now lets find something to pull him up with." Duke and Mokuba examined the cavern but found nothing. "Shit! Now what?" Duke said.
"We can't just leave him down there." Mokuba said.
"You're right. We'll have to." He gulped. "Get the others."
"What do we do with Yami?" Tea asked.
"We should put him in a bed or something." Yugi said.
So Seto and Yami Malik attempted to pick up the unconscious pharos.
"I think the pharos had put on a few pounds." Yami Malik grunted.
"How can stick boy be so heavy?" Seto asked.
"I swear it's his hair. It must way a ton!"
"AHH! He's still awake!"
"AHH! He's grabbing at me!"
"I'm the king of Games!" Yami shouted.
The boys dropped his immediately. "He violated me!" Yami Malik yelled.
"Oh get over it!" Seto snapped.
"Let him feel you up and see how you like it!" Yami Malik shot back. The boys were silent and that's when Duke came around the corner. He explained what had happened and they were all more that relieved to get out of the mall. They ran to the cavern and all started arguing over how to get Bakura out of the hole. "We need rope." Joey demanded.
"There is no rope. It would all break." Tristan argued.
"Any better ideas wise guy?" Joey asked.
"Give him something to use as traction." Tea said.
Everyone was arguing and Yami stumbled over to the hole. "Bakura? Are you down there?" He asked.
"Yes Yami." Bakura answered.
"I have a great idea. I know what would get you out of there REALLY FAST." He said.
"What's that?" Bakura asked.
"Fly up!" Yami said. "Be like a bird!"
"That's ridiculous!" Bakura said.
Yami began to sing. "I'm like a bird! I want to fly away!!!" He jumped into the hole. "Wee!"
"AHHH!" Bakura screamed as the intoxicated Yami landed on top of him. "See? I can do it. Now it's your turn." Yami said.
"Yami. Thanks for the input but I'm not Peter Pan!" Bakura said.
"That's too bad. Then this would have been really easy to fix." Yami said.
"Shut up and get off of me!" Bakura snapped.
"Oh dammit! Now there's two of them!" Duke moaned.
"What do we do?" Tea asked.
"There's only one thing to do. We need to make a human chain." Joey said. Everyone was relatively confused but was quickly given orders and soon they began to form a human version of what looked like monkey in a barrel.
"Okay. Now Bakura and Yami. Climb up." Joey ordered.
"Yessir Captain!" Yami said and began to climb. Bakura shortly followed him.
"Yami hurry up! I don't want to look that up close at you!" Tristan yelled.
"Sorry."
"Bakura! That isn't a handle grip!"
"Sorry Mai!"
They eventually made it to the top and everyone was now safe.
"How about we all go in the house now?" Seto asked.
Everyone ran in like a heard of cattle Joey was in the lead but then quickly stopped in his tracks. "What is it Joe?" Yugi asked.
"It can't be!" Joey shouted. And took off into the dining room.
"What is he on about?" Yami Malik asked.
"Maybe he's got the same rash that Tristan was telling me about the other day." Yami started to say.
"Yami! Shut up!" Tristan yelled. They all ran after Joey.
Joey was in the dining room crying. Everyone gasped.
END OF CHAPTER 14
He he! I'm so evil. Leaving you hanging like that. You'll just have to wait and see what Joey is all worked up about and if Yami will ever sober up. (Poor Yami)
Joey: It's about time someone else got beat up on.
Lila: Quiet! Don't make me put you back in the dog suit!
Joey: Sorry.
Lila: I only torture you because you look so cute when you're all distraught.
Joey: Really.
Lila: (Nod)
Joey: (starts dancing) She likes me better! She likes me better.
(Other boys glare)
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