Lila: Hmmm. It's late at night, I'm full of sugar and lacking sleep.you
know what that means.
Joey: No! No! No!
Lila: Yep. Time for the next chapter!
Joey: No!
Seto: Stop being such a drama queen!
Joey: Shut up.
Lila: I would just like to apologize for leaving you all hanging like that but it's so much fun to make you guys think about what could have possibly happened. By the way Yami Chip, I do not appreciate being choked to death, it makes typing very difficult.
Joey: I do agree with the readers though, you don't do nearly enough Tea bashing.
Tea: Hey!
Lila: You are absolutely right. I just hate her so much I try to keep her out of the story. But why not. TEA BASHING AWAY!
Tea: Oh shit.
(All other characters snicker)
Lila: BY the way.As always.I DON"T OWN YU-GI-OH!
With Snow Come Insanity
Chapter 15
Everyone stood around the entrance to the dinning room in absolute awe of what they were looking at. "Unbelievable!" Bakura said.
"How can it be?" Seto demanded.
"It's not possible!" Yugi said.
"It's beautiful!" Joey cried.
"IT"S TAKE OUT!"
The group was staring at the dining room table which was covered from end to end in their favorite foods. Pizza, Chinese, Submarine Sandwiches, Thai.the list went on and on.
"I've never been so happy to see that much food in my entire life!" Tristan said.
"Oh please when aren't you hungry?" Tea demanded.
Seto turned to Mokuba. "Where did you get all of this and how?" He asked.
"When I got to the house I found Andrew the head chef was still here. I asked him to make all of this from the food in the deep freeze." Mokuba explained.
Just then, the tall sophisticated culinary magician strolled through the kitchen doors. Joey jumped on him. "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!" He said.
"Excuse moi! If you don' mind I'd appreciate if you got off of me sir." The chef said in his very diplomatic French accent.
Joey crawled off and then turned his attention to the food. "Yay!" He shouted. Him and every other teenager in the room dove at the table like a bunch of hungry wolves.
"Hey! Get your own sandwich!" Joey yelled.
"Joey! I was just eating that one!" Tristan yelled at him.
"Yugi! Don't hog all the egg rolls!" Duke shouted.
"You already have three!" Yugi yelled back.
Suddenly a great shrill filled the air which stopped all the teenager in their tracks. "You people make me sick!" Andrew said.
"Whaf?" Joey said as pieces of bread sputtered out of his mouth.
"You eat as if you have never eaten before!" The chef demanded.
"Well, we have been living off of coffee beans and beef jerky for the last few days. We're all really hungry." Yugi said.
"As for Joey and Tristan.what you're seeing is fairly normal." Malik said.
"Shut up!" The two boys said in unison and pelted Malik with dinner rolls.
"This is no way to behave at a table. Even Mr. Kaiba and his brother are behaving with some etiquette." The chef said.
"Is that some snobby way of saying manners?" Joey asked.
"Yes dog. Manners." Seto said.
"Shut up!" Joey yelled and pelted Seto with another dinner roll.
"Stop this unexcitable behavior now!" The butler shouted.
"Or what?" Duke asked.
"Or I'll take all the food back." Andrew said.
"You wouldn't dare." Yami Bakura hissed.
"Watch me." Andrew said and began to pick up plates.
"No! Okay! We'll behave!" Joey cried and got off of the table he'd been up on all fours gorging on.
"That's better." The cook said. "Everyone find a set. I'm going to give you etiquette lessons." He said.
"I'm going to give you etiquette lessons." Joey mocked the chef under his breath.
"Lesson one." The crack of a small hand whip snapped in front of Joey causing him to jump. "Never make fun of you're teacher."
"Yes sir."
"Lesson two. Sit up properly at the table." He said.
Everyone at the table adjusted themselves.
"Very good Miss Valentine. Exemplary posture." He commented.
"You have to have poise if you want to be a beautiful as me." She cooed.
"And that you are." The man swooned. He scooped up her hand a placed his lips on it for a brief moment.
"Hey! Stop hitting on my woman!" Joey demanded.
"Oh please Joey. You can't compete with Andrew." Tea said in a lovesick daze over the rather gorgeous chef.
Andrew walked over to Yami who was barely in his chair. He cracked the whip in front of him. "Sit up!" He demanded.
The loud noise frightened him and caused him to fall right out of the chair.
"You must forgive Yami." Seto said. "He was tricked into drinking and is heavily intoxicated."
"Oh man. Do I gotta talk like that for this etiquette stuff?" Joey asked.
The whip cracked in front of him. "Yes." Andrew said.
"Stop doing that!" Joey demanded.
"Only when you start doing things right." The chef said.
Joey grumbled and started to slouch. He spotted the cook poising himself to strike the whip again so he sat up.
The lesson continued.
"Never slurp."
"Keep you silverware on the side you found it on."
"Stop chewing with your mouth open!"
"Elbows OFF the table!"
"That's it Yugi."
"Joey! You eat like a cow no wait. The cow eats better than you!"
"Duke! Tie your hair back or something but get it off of you're plate!"
"Say please."
"Say thank you."
"Tea would you pass the pizza?" Tristan asked.
"I'm busy." Tea said.
"You need to say please Tristan." Andrew reminded him.
"Oh right. Tea would you please pass the pizza." Tristan asked.
"No. I'm busy." She said.
"Doing what?" He asked.
"Eating." She said in a bitchy tone.
"Tea. Manners." Andrew said.
She turned to the chef and looked at him with starry eyes. "Yes Andrew." and she passed the pizza.
"Slut!" Joey coughed under his breath.
"What was that Joey Wheeler?" She demanded.
"Nothing.. Slut!" He coughed again.
"You have no right to call me that." She said.
"Actually he does." Yami said in his drunken stupor. "You see. I used to think you were okay. Until you turned all slutty. You want into the chef's pants."
"You son of a bitch!" She hissed.
"Hey! Don't talk to my Yami like that!" Yugi said.
"I'll do what I want. Friends have to be honest with each other." She began.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone shouted. They began to chuck food at her of every kind.
"Stop! Friends don't pelt friends with food." She demanded.
"You're right Tea. STOP!" Yugi said. Everyone froze.
"Come on Yug. She's been nothin' but a cock tease to you since grade 8" Joey said.
"That's a rather crude but accurate way of putting it." Seto grinned.
"Joey's right Yug. She's been walking you around on a leash almost as bad as Mai does to Joey." Tristan said.
Yugi took a deep breath. "I was quite aware of that. I just use to hope that it was a phase." He said.
"It's no phase man. She's a bitch." Duke said.
"Jackass!" Tea hissed.
"Slut!" He shouted back.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! This is no way to behave at a dinner table." Andrew said.
"You're right." Yugi said. "We're sorry."
"That's better." The cook said.
"You do look thirsty thought Tea. Here!" Yugi said as he chucked his glass of Pepsi at her. It splashed and soaked the front of her shirt.
"Kaiba stop staring!" She snapped.
"Sorry. Reflex." He said.
"How could you Yugi?" She demanded.
"Easy. Like this." Duke said as he dumped another drink on her.
She screamed. Everyone began to pelt her with food and drinks like mad till she ran out of the room screaming something about friendship. Everyone stopped and started laughing. Even the cook snickered a little.
"That was the worst etiquette I've ever seen." The chef demanded. "But by far the funniest."
"I'm sick of this good manner stuff." Joey said as he pulled the napkin out of the front of his shirt. "We're teenagers. Messy, rowdy, obnoxious teenagers and there is only one thing I can think a bunch of teenager like us should do." He grinned at Tristan and gave him a nod.
"FOOD FIGHT!" The boys yelled. The room suddenly looked like a hurricane of food flying everywhere. The distraught chef looked at his boss. "I surrender. I'm going back into the kitchen till these people are gone." And he walked out.
"I'm fearing that may take a while." Seto muttered.
"Hey Kaiba! Catch!" Duke yelled and hit him square in the face with a pizza pocket.
"What the hell? You're gonna pay for that you dice loving freak!" Seto snapped. He grabbed a piece of fried chicken and tossed it hard at Duke. It hit him in the chest.
"Hey! Those bones hurt!" Duke whined.
"Duck!"
Duke ducked just in time to miss a meringue pie, which ended up hitting poor Yami propped up in the corner.
"Hey! Who dun it!" Yami demanded. "I'll show you!" He staggered out of his chair and grabbed the box of chicken balls off of the table. "Take that! And that!" He started to pelt everyone.
Bakura hid under the table. "Oh dear. Oh dear." He said.
"Take that!" Mai shouted. She dumped the large container of sweet and sour sauce over Yami Bakura's head.
"Ew! That feels so gross!" He shouted. He grabbed Mai by the arm and pulled her down next to him. "Take that!" He shouted and he smacked her in the face with a plate of Mac and Cheese. "It's a new facial! Hope you like it!" He said.
"Gross!" She yelled.
"Eat Mozza Sticks!" Yugi yelled and stuck one in Joey's Ear.
"Eat ice cream!" Yami Malik shouted and he smacked Malik in the face with a pre-made sundae.
"Ahh! The nuts are getting into my eyes!" He screamed.
Just then Tea walked in the door ranting about friendship. It was obvious that she'd been out there trying to rehearse the speech. "Redirect aim!" Mokuba shouted.
Everyone turned and started pelting her with food again till she ran out and then returned to attacking each other.
END OF CHAPTER 15
Wee! I love a good food fight! (Pelts Tea with more food)
Tea: Stop it!
(Everyone else starts pelting her again)
Tea: You all need a lesson in friendship!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Yami: Review please.Or I'll send U to da sandal realm.
Joey: Shadow realm.
Yami: That's what I said.
Lila: Someone find this poor boy some coffee!
Joey: No! No! No!
Lila: Yep. Time for the next chapter!
Joey: No!
Seto: Stop being such a drama queen!
Joey: Shut up.
Lila: I would just like to apologize for leaving you all hanging like that but it's so much fun to make you guys think about what could have possibly happened. By the way Yami Chip, I do not appreciate being choked to death, it makes typing very difficult.
Joey: I do agree with the readers though, you don't do nearly enough Tea bashing.
Tea: Hey!
Lila: You are absolutely right. I just hate her so much I try to keep her out of the story. But why not. TEA BASHING AWAY!
Tea: Oh shit.
(All other characters snicker)
Lila: BY the way.As always.I DON"T OWN YU-GI-OH!
With Snow Come Insanity
Chapter 15
Everyone stood around the entrance to the dinning room in absolute awe of what they were looking at. "Unbelievable!" Bakura said.
"How can it be?" Seto demanded.
"It's not possible!" Yugi said.
"It's beautiful!" Joey cried.
"IT"S TAKE OUT!"
The group was staring at the dining room table which was covered from end to end in their favorite foods. Pizza, Chinese, Submarine Sandwiches, Thai.the list went on and on.
"I've never been so happy to see that much food in my entire life!" Tristan said.
"Oh please when aren't you hungry?" Tea demanded.
Seto turned to Mokuba. "Where did you get all of this and how?" He asked.
"When I got to the house I found Andrew the head chef was still here. I asked him to make all of this from the food in the deep freeze." Mokuba explained.
Just then, the tall sophisticated culinary magician strolled through the kitchen doors. Joey jumped on him. "Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!" He said.
"Excuse moi! If you don' mind I'd appreciate if you got off of me sir." The chef said in his very diplomatic French accent.
Joey crawled off and then turned his attention to the food. "Yay!" He shouted. Him and every other teenager in the room dove at the table like a bunch of hungry wolves.
"Hey! Get your own sandwich!" Joey yelled.
"Joey! I was just eating that one!" Tristan yelled at him.
"Yugi! Don't hog all the egg rolls!" Duke shouted.
"You already have three!" Yugi yelled back.
Suddenly a great shrill filled the air which stopped all the teenager in their tracks. "You people make me sick!" Andrew said.
"Whaf?" Joey said as pieces of bread sputtered out of his mouth.
"You eat as if you have never eaten before!" The chef demanded.
"Well, we have been living off of coffee beans and beef jerky for the last few days. We're all really hungry." Yugi said.
"As for Joey and Tristan.what you're seeing is fairly normal." Malik said.
"Shut up!" The two boys said in unison and pelted Malik with dinner rolls.
"This is no way to behave at a table. Even Mr. Kaiba and his brother are behaving with some etiquette." The chef said.
"Is that some snobby way of saying manners?" Joey asked.
"Yes dog. Manners." Seto said.
"Shut up!" Joey yelled and pelted Seto with another dinner roll.
"Stop this unexcitable behavior now!" The butler shouted.
"Or what?" Duke asked.
"Or I'll take all the food back." Andrew said.
"You wouldn't dare." Yami Bakura hissed.
"Watch me." Andrew said and began to pick up plates.
"No! Okay! We'll behave!" Joey cried and got off of the table he'd been up on all fours gorging on.
"That's better." The cook said. "Everyone find a set. I'm going to give you etiquette lessons." He said.
"I'm going to give you etiquette lessons." Joey mocked the chef under his breath.
"Lesson one." The crack of a small hand whip snapped in front of Joey causing him to jump. "Never make fun of you're teacher."
"Yes sir."
"Lesson two. Sit up properly at the table." He said.
Everyone at the table adjusted themselves.
"Very good Miss Valentine. Exemplary posture." He commented.
"You have to have poise if you want to be a beautiful as me." She cooed.
"And that you are." The man swooned. He scooped up her hand a placed his lips on it for a brief moment.
"Hey! Stop hitting on my woman!" Joey demanded.
"Oh please Joey. You can't compete with Andrew." Tea said in a lovesick daze over the rather gorgeous chef.
Andrew walked over to Yami who was barely in his chair. He cracked the whip in front of him. "Sit up!" He demanded.
The loud noise frightened him and caused him to fall right out of the chair.
"You must forgive Yami." Seto said. "He was tricked into drinking and is heavily intoxicated."
"Oh man. Do I gotta talk like that for this etiquette stuff?" Joey asked.
The whip cracked in front of him. "Yes." Andrew said.
"Stop doing that!" Joey demanded.
"Only when you start doing things right." The chef said.
Joey grumbled and started to slouch. He spotted the cook poising himself to strike the whip again so he sat up.
The lesson continued.
"Never slurp."
"Keep you silverware on the side you found it on."
"Stop chewing with your mouth open!"
"Elbows OFF the table!"
"That's it Yugi."
"Joey! You eat like a cow no wait. The cow eats better than you!"
"Duke! Tie your hair back or something but get it off of you're plate!"
"Say please."
"Say thank you."
"Tea would you pass the pizza?" Tristan asked.
"I'm busy." Tea said.
"You need to say please Tristan." Andrew reminded him.
"Oh right. Tea would you please pass the pizza." Tristan asked.
"No. I'm busy." She said.
"Doing what?" He asked.
"Eating." She said in a bitchy tone.
"Tea. Manners." Andrew said.
She turned to the chef and looked at him with starry eyes. "Yes Andrew." and she passed the pizza.
"Slut!" Joey coughed under his breath.
"What was that Joey Wheeler?" She demanded.
"Nothing.. Slut!" He coughed again.
"You have no right to call me that." She said.
"Actually he does." Yami said in his drunken stupor. "You see. I used to think you were okay. Until you turned all slutty. You want into the chef's pants."
"You son of a bitch!" She hissed.
"Hey! Don't talk to my Yami like that!" Yugi said.
"I'll do what I want. Friends have to be honest with each other." She began.
"SHUT UP!" Everyone shouted. They began to chuck food at her of every kind.
"Stop! Friends don't pelt friends with food." She demanded.
"You're right Tea. STOP!" Yugi said. Everyone froze.
"Come on Yug. She's been nothin' but a cock tease to you since grade 8" Joey said.
"That's a rather crude but accurate way of putting it." Seto grinned.
"Joey's right Yug. She's been walking you around on a leash almost as bad as Mai does to Joey." Tristan said.
Yugi took a deep breath. "I was quite aware of that. I just use to hope that it was a phase." He said.
"It's no phase man. She's a bitch." Duke said.
"Jackass!" Tea hissed.
"Slut!" He shouted back.
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! This is no way to behave at a dinner table." Andrew said.
"You're right." Yugi said. "We're sorry."
"That's better." The cook said.
"You do look thirsty thought Tea. Here!" Yugi said as he chucked his glass of Pepsi at her. It splashed and soaked the front of her shirt.
"Kaiba stop staring!" She snapped.
"Sorry. Reflex." He said.
"How could you Yugi?" She demanded.
"Easy. Like this." Duke said as he dumped another drink on her.
She screamed. Everyone began to pelt her with food and drinks like mad till she ran out of the room screaming something about friendship. Everyone stopped and started laughing. Even the cook snickered a little.
"That was the worst etiquette I've ever seen." The chef demanded. "But by far the funniest."
"I'm sick of this good manner stuff." Joey said as he pulled the napkin out of the front of his shirt. "We're teenagers. Messy, rowdy, obnoxious teenagers and there is only one thing I can think a bunch of teenager like us should do." He grinned at Tristan and gave him a nod.
"FOOD FIGHT!" The boys yelled. The room suddenly looked like a hurricane of food flying everywhere. The distraught chef looked at his boss. "I surrender. I'm going back into the kitchen till these people are gone." And he walked out.
"I'm fearing that may take a while." Seto muttered.
"Hey Kaiba! Catch!" Duke yelled and hit him square in the face with a pizza pocket.
"What the hell? You're gonna pay for that you dice loving freak!" Seto snapped. He grabbed a piece of fried chicken and tossed it hard at Duke. It hit him in the chest.
"Hey! Those bones hurt!" Duke whined.
"Duck!"
Duke ducked just in time to miss a meringue pie, which ended up hitting poor Yami propped up in the corner.
"Hey! Who dun it!" Yami demanded. "I'll show you!" He staggered out of his chair and grabbed the box of chicken balls off of the table. "Take that! And that!" He started to pelt everyone.
Bakura hid under the table. "Oh dear. Oh dear." He said.
"Take that!" Mai shouted. She dumped the large container of sweet and sour sauce over Yami Bakura's head.
"Ew! That feels so gross!" He shouted. He grabbed Mai by the arm and pulled her down next to him. "Take that!" He shouted and he smacked her in the face with a plate of Mac and Cheese. "It's a new facial! Hope you like it!" He said.
"Gross!" She yelled.
"Eat Mozza Sticks!" Yugi yelled and stuck one in Joey's Ear.
"Eat ice cream!" Yami Malik shouted and he smacked Malik in the face with a pre-made sundae.
"Ahh! The nuts are getting into my eyes!" He screamed.
Just then Tea walked in the door ranting about friendship. It was obvious that she'd been out there trying to rehearse the speech. "Redirect aim!" Mokuba shouted.
Everyone turned and started pelting her with food again till she ran out and then returned to attacking each other.
END OF CHAPTER 15
Wee! I love a good food fight! (Pelts Tea with more food)
Tea: Stop it!
(Everyone else starts pelting her again)
Tea: You all need a lesson in friendship!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Yami: Review please.Or I'll send U to da sandal realm.
Joey: Shadow realm.
Yami: That's what I said.
Lila: Someone find this poor boy some coffee!