Lila: (sigh) the weekend.is there anything more beautiful?
Seto: Getting on with the story?
Lila: (eyes grow wide) OH yeah! I've fallen so far behind. All of my stories are falling behind. Ahhh! Hurry! Someone do the disclaimer!
Seto: Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 17
Seto stared at the scene that was developing on the floor.
"Wow! Those potions really do work Seto!" Mokuba said. He jumped up and down clapping his hands with joy.
"Who let them drink it?" Seto growled.
The teenagers pointed every which way at each other trying to push the blame on someone else. Seto growled at their cowardly response. He walked over to the counter and picked up the vials. He raised one eyebrow and looked back at Yugi and Joey. "This can't be right."
"What do you mean Seto?" Tea asked. "What's wrong?"
"According to the vials: Yugi should be floating and Joey should be a parrot but." He looked back at the vials. "Some one has switched the labels. Seto ran his thumb along the labels and suddenly felt them come loose. "What the hell?" He said as the labels peeled off to reveal a second one underneath. "Mokuba!" He yelled.
"Uh. Oh." Mokuba realized he'd been caught and ran out the door.
"You were playing with my labeling gun again. I warned you!" He shouted. He did not chase Mokuba. He'd go find him later. "According to the actual labels the results are right."
"Joey's a dog."
"Yugi's a monkey."
The dog Joey growled at Seto. "Shut up dog." He ordered.
The dog barked back at him. Obviously trying to tell him to stop calling him that.
"What are we going to do?" Mai cried.
"It might take a while.but I'll work on an antidote. I'll need test subjects though." Seto said He looked at Yami Bakura and Yami Malik and smiled.
"NO WAY!" They both said.
"Oh come on. You're ancient spirits. If anything bad happened you could just use your mumbo jumbo powers to turn yourselves back." Tristan said.
"They aren't mumbo jumbo powers." Yami Bakura snapped.
"Besides.what's in it for us?" Yami Malik demanded.
"If you do it Yami Bakura I'll buy you as many girl magazines as you can hold." Seto said.
Yami Bakura's eyes grew wide. "Don't be ridiculous." Yami Malik said. "Yami Bakura is stronger than that. He won't be won over by some lousy---"
"Count me in!" Yami Bakura piped up and ran over to the table.
"Yami Malik?" Seto asked.
"I said no!" He snapped.
"What's it gonna take to make you say yes?" Mai asked.
"I won't. There's nothing you could say that would make me say yes." He said.
"I'm sure there's something I could tell though.Malik said. He was grinning evilly at his Yami. His Yami knew what he was talking about.
"You wouldn't dare." Yami Malik said coldly.
"Wouldn't I?" Malik asked.
His Yami seemed torn. What was it he was trying to hide. He then held his head high. "You don't have it in you." Yami Malik said.
"That's what you think. Okay.this one time at band camp-"
"Shut up! Okay! Okay! I'll do it!" Yami Malik said and went to stand next to Yami Bakura.
"Great. We'll get started right away. For now.you guys need to take care of Yugi and Joey." Seto ordered.
"I'll take car of um." Yami said. "Here Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, Yugi!" Yami said. He stumbled over and tried to pick Yugi up by his tail. Yugi was so shocked by this action that he turned and bit Yami on the arm.
"Ah! The little fur ball bit me!" Yami screamed.
"You have to remember that they aren't themselves. They act like the animals they are so you have to expect he'll bite you." Seto said.
"This is becoming too much." Mai said. "We have three people to take care of. Let's get Yami to bed at least so we have less to deal with."
"Good idea." Tristan said. "I'll take Yami upstairs. You guys take care of the animals."
They all agreed and went in their own directions. Tristan pulled Yami up the stairs while Yami tried to stumble along. They eventually reached the room where Yami crashed onto the floor. "Yami in the bed.Yami?"
He nudged the unconscious pharos to see if there was still any life. "Oh my god! He's dead!" Tristan cried.
He filled Yami over and checked for any signs of breathing. "Nothing! Oh Shit!" He opened Yami's mouth to begin reviving him but nearly gagged at the smell of liquor that came from his mouth. " Why me?"
He knelt down and was within inches of lip on lip contact when the dead body leaped up and gave him a kiss.
Tristan pulled back in shock.
"You're a great kisser Tea." Yami said.
"1) I'm not Tea and 2) Ewww!" Tristan said. He wiped away the kiss in disgust. "I'm hoping that was the alcohol that made you do that. I'm also hoping the alcohol erases this moment from your memory."
Yami responded with a goofy smile. "Get in the freakin' bed!" Tristan yelled.
"Get off the freakin' counter!" Tea screamed at monkey Yugi. "You're gonna break something!"
Monkey Yugi responded by turning around and slapping him butt.
"You little prick!" She shouted. Bakura ran in behind Tea. "Thank goodness you're here. We have to catch him."
"Okay. You go in on the left and I'll go in on the right." Bakura said. They both advanced on the poor little monkey. Yugi monkey saw this and picked up a bag of peanuts that had been sitting on the counter. He then proceeded to chuck them at Tea and Bakura.
"Cut that out!" Bakura yelled at the monkey but it did no good.
They were getting closer and the monkey saw that his attempts to fend them off had failed. He then decided to attack one of them head on. He picked poor Bakura.
"Ahh! Get it off of me!" He screamed as he ran around the room with the monkey on his back.
Tea ran and picked up the broom in the corner. "Hold still!" She ordered but no such thing happed. Tea decided to take a blind swing and felt the broom make contact. She opened her eyes and realized she'd hit poor Bakura and missed Yugi. "Oh Bakura. I'm so sorry." She said. She ran over and rolled him onto his side. "Are you okay?"
"What's that mommy? No. I don't like the rabbits." He responded.
"SNAP OUT OF IT!" Tea shouted. She slapped him across the face continuously. "I'M-Tired-of-people-acting-like-six-year-olds!" She said each individual word while slapping him at each one.
"Tea! Stop-It!" He shouted once reality sunk back into poor Bakura who was being beaten senseless. She didn't seem to notice so he slapped her.
"What the hell was that for?" Tea demanded.
"For telling Yugi I use curlers in my hair." Bakura said.
"He told you that?" She asked.
Bakura only glared at Tea. He then patted himself down to make sure he was in one piece. "Wait! Where's my wallet?" He asked.
He looked over and saw Monkey Yugi dancing in the doorway while waving his wallet around.
"Hey! Give that back!" Bakura demanded.
Tea laughed.
"I wouldn't laugh Tea. He's got something of yours too." Bakura pointed out the paper in his other hand.
"Oh no! My love letter I was writing!" She cried.
They two of them charged at the monkey at full force who just took off up the stair and climbed the banister. He then jumped up onto the chandelier.
"Great! Now how do we get him down?" Bakura moaned.
"Joey! Stop that!" Duke ordered the dog that was sitting on top of him and licking his face. Joey was a golden retriever and had managed to pin poor duke the floor when Duke had won at a game of tug of war with a towel. "You're a poor sport even as a dog."
"Joey! Down!" Mai ordered the dog that obeyed and came to sit next to her.
"You really do have him whipped." Duke grinned. "Can you make him so tricks?"
"Sure." Mai said. She turned to the dog. "Sit." she ordered and the dog sat.
"Please. Any dog can do that." Duke said.
"Okay. Joey? Roll over." She said. The dog tried to give her his paw. "No Joey! Roll over!" The dog barked at her.
"Maybe something else." She said. "Joey? Speak!" She ordered and the dog rolled over.
"Wow is he stupid." Duke said.
"I'm sure it was just a mistake. Joey? Go get a newspaper." She ordered. The dog left the room.
"See? He'll be back in a minute with a newspaper." She said proud of her training.
The dog did come back with something but it wasn't a newspaper.
"Joey! Give me those!" Mai ordered. "Those are my underwear!"
Duke laughed. "Yep. That's Joey all right."
Mai grabbed one side of the panties and tried to pull them from the dog's mouth. "Let go!" She ordered. The dog figured it was a game and began to tug back. "Let go!" She screamed.
Duke couldn't stop laughing. "Help me you idiot!" Mia yelled at Duke.
"Aww. Come on! Just let him keep a pair." Duke said.
"No! These are my favorite pair!" She said and tugged a little harder.
"Let go!"
"GRRR"
"Let go!"
"GRRRR.'
Suddenly a loud rip was heard and Mai fell backward with half of her panties. "You wreaked them!" She yelled at the dog.
"Give me the rest!" She said. The dog looked at her and then swallowed the remainder of the underwear. "That is SO gross!" She squealed.
Duke just continued to laugh.
END OF CHAPTER 17
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Seto: Getting on with the story?
Lila: (eyes grow wide) OH yeah! I've fallen so far behind. All of my stories are falling behind. Ahhh! Hurry! Someone do the disclaimer!
Seto: Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
With Snow Comes Insanity
Chapter 17
Seto stared at the scene that was developing on the floor.
"Wow! Those potions really do work Seto!" Mokuba said. He jumped up and down clapping his hands with joy.
"Who let them drink it?" Seto growled.
The teenagers pointed every which way at each other trying to push the blame on someone else. Seto growled at their cowardly response. He walked over to the counter and picked up the vials. He raised one eyebrow and looked back at Yugi and Joey. "This can't be right."
"What do you mean Seto?" Tea asked. "What's wrong?"
"According to the vials: Yugi should be floating and Joey should be a parrot but." He looked back at the vials. "Some one has switched the labels. Seto ran his thumb along the labels and suddenly felt them come loose. "What the hell?" He said as the labels peeled off to reveal a second one underneath. "Mokuba!" He yelled.
"Uh. Oh." Mokuba realized he'd been caught and ran out the door.
"You were playing with my labeling gun again. I warned you!" He shouted. He did not chase Mokuba. He'd go find him later. "According to the actual labels the results are right."
"Joey's a dog."
"Yugi's a monkey."
The dog Joey growled at Seto. "Shut up dog." He ordered.
The dog barked back at him. Obviously trying to tell him to stop calling him that.
"What are we going to do?" Mai cried.
"It might take a while.but I'll work on an antidote. I'll need test subjects though." Seto said He looked at Yami Bakura and Yami Malik and smiled.
"NO WAY!" They both said.
"Oh come on. You're ancient spirits. If anything bad happened you could just use your mumbo jumbo powers to turn yourselves back." Tristan said.
"They aren't mumbo jumbo powers." Yami Bakura snapped.
"Besides.what's in it for us?" Yami Malik demanded.
"If you do it Yami Bakura I'll buy you as many girl magazines as you can hold." Seto said.
Yami Bakura's eyes grew wide. "Don't be ridiculous." Yami Malik said. "Yami Bakura is stronger than that. He won't be won over by some lousy---"
"Count me in!" Yami Bakura piped up and ran over to the table.
"Yami Malik?" Seto asked.
"I said no!" He snapped.
"What's it gonna take to make you say yes?" Mai asked.
"I won't. There's nothing you could say that would make me say yes." He said.
"I'm sure there's something I could tell though.Malik said. He was grinning evilly at his Yami. His Yami knew what he was talking about.
"You wouldn't dare." Yami Malik said coldly.
"Wouldn't I?" Malik asked.
His Yami seemed torn. What was it he was trying to hide. He then held his head high. "You don't have it in you." Yami Malik said.
"That's what you think. Okay.this one time at band camp-"
"Shut up! Okay! Okay! I'll do it!" Yami Malik said and went to stand next to Yami Bakura.
"Great. We'll get started right away. For now.you guys need to take care of Yugi and Joey." Seto ordered.
"I'll take car of um." Yami said. "Here Yugi, Yugi, Yugi, Yugi!" Yami said. He stumbled over and tried to pick Yugi up by his tail. Yugi was so shocked by this action that he turned and bit Yami on the arm.
"Ah! The little fur ball bit me!" Yami screamed.
"You have to remember that they aren't themselves. They act like the animals they are so you have to expect he'll bite you." Seto said.
"This is becoming too much." Mai said. "We have three people to take care of. Let's get Yami to bed at least so we have less to deal with."
"Good idea." Tristan said. "I'll take Yami upstairs. You guys take care of the animals."
They all agreed and went in their own directions. Tristan pulled Yami up the stairs while Yami tried to stumble along. They eventually reached the room where Yami crashed onto the floor. "Yami in the bed.Yami?"
He nudged the unconscious pharos to see if there was still any life. "Oh my god! He's dead!" Tristan cried.
He filled Yami over and checked for any signs of breathing. "Nothing! Oh Shit!" He opened Yami's mouth to begin reviving him but nearly gagged at the smell of liquor that came from his mouth. " Why me?"
He knelt down and was within inches of lip on lip contact when the dead body leaped up and gave him a kiss.
Tristan pulled back in shock.
"You're a great kisser Tea." Yami said.
"1) I'm not Tea and 2) Ewww!" Tristan said. He wiped away the kiss in disgust. "I'm hoping that was the alcohol that made you do that. I'm also hoping the alcohol erases this moment from your memory."
Yami responded with a goofy smile. "Get in the freakin' bed!" Tristan yelled.
"Get off the freakin' counter!" Tea screamed at monkey Yugi. "You're gonna break something!"
Monkey Yugi responded by turning around and slapping him butt.
"You little prick!" She shouted. Bakura ran in behind Tea. "Thank goodness you're here. We have to catch him."
"Okay. You go in on the left and I'll go in on the right." Bakura said. They both advanced on the poor little monkey. Yugi monkey saw this and picked up a bag of peanuts that had been sitting on the counter. He then proceeded to chuck them at Tea and Bakura.
"Cut that out!" Bakura yelled at the monkey but it did no good.
They were getting closer and the monkey saw that his attempts to fend them off had failed. He then decided to attack one of them head on. He picked poor Bakura.
"Ahh! Get it off of me!" He screamed as he ran around the room with the monkey on his back.
Tea ran and picked up the broom in the corner. "Hold still!" She ordered but no such thing happed. Tea decided to take a blind swing and felt the broom make contact. She opened her eyes and realized she'd hit poor Bakura and missed Yugi. "Oh Bakura. I'm so sorry." She said. She ran over and rolled him onto his side. "Are you okay?"
"What's that mommy? No. I don't like the rabbits." He responded.
"SNAP OUT OF IT!" Tea shouted. She slapped him across the face continuously. "I'M-Tired-of-people-acting-like-six-year-olds!" She said each individual word while slapping him at each one.
"Tea! Stop-It!" He shouted once reality sunk back into poor Bakura who was being beaten senseless. She didn't seem to notice so he slapped her.
"What the hell was that for?" Tea demanded.
"For telling Yugi I use curlers in my hair." Bakura said.
"He told you that?" She asked.
Bakura only glared at Tea. He then patted himself down to make sure he was in one piece. "Wait! Where's my wallet?" He asked.
He looked over and saw Monkey Yugi dancing in the doorway while waving his wallet around.
"Hey! Give that back!" Bakura demanded.
Tea laughed.
"I wouldn't laugh Tea. He's got something of yours too." Bakura pointed out the paper in his other hand.
"Oh no! My love letter I was writing!" She cried.
They two of them charged at the monkey at full force who just took off up the stair and climbed the banister. He then jumped up onto the chandelier.
"Great! Now how do we get him down?" Bakura moaned.
"Joey! Stop that!" Duke ordered the dog that was sitting on top of him and licking his face. Joey was a golden retriever and had managed to pin poor duke the floor when Duke had won at a game of tug of war with a towel. "You're a poor sport even as a dog."
"Joey! Down!" Mai ordered the dog that obeyed and came to sit next to her.
"You really do have him whipped." Duke grinned. "Can you make him so tricks?"
"Sure." Mai said. She turned to the dog. "Sit." she ordered and the dog sat.
"Please. Any dog can do that." Duke said.
"Okay. Joey? Roll over." She said. The dog tried to give her his paw. "No Joey! Roll over!" The dog barked at her.
"Maybe something else." She said. "Joey? Speak!" She ordered and the dog rolled over.
"Wow is he stupid." Duke said.
"I'm sure it was just a mistake. Joey? Go get a newspaper." She ordered. The dog left the room.
"See? He'll be back in a minute with a newspaper." She said proud of her training.
The dog did come back with something but it wasn't a newspaper.
"Joey! Give me those!" Mai ordered. "Those are my underwear!"
Duke laughed. "Yep. That's Joey all right."
Mai grabbed one side of the panties and tried to pull them from the dog's mouth. "Let go!" She ordered. The dog figured it was a game and began to tug back. "Let go!" She screamed.
Duke couldn't stop laughing. "Help me you idiot!" Mia yelled at Duke.
"Aww. Come on! Just let him keep a pair." Duke said.
"No! These are my favorite pair!" She said and tugged a little harder.
"Let go!"
"GRRR"
"Let go!"
"GRRRR.'
Suddenly a loud rip was heard and Mai fell backward with half of her panties. "You wreaked them!" She yelled at the dog.
"Give me the rest!" She said. The dog looked at her and then swallowed the remainder of the underwear. "That is SO gross!" She squealed.
Duke just continued to laugh.
END OF CHAPTER 17
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