Lila: And now.the end is near.and so we face.the final curtain.
Joey: You're being over dramatic again.
Lila: Oh so what? It's the end to one of my most liked stories so far!
Joey: So?
Lila: You're not going to miss it?
Joey: No!
Lila: Not even a little?
Joey: Hell no!
Lila: But---
Joey: No!
Lila: Will you at least to the disclaimer?
Joey: No!
Yami Bakura: Do it now or I'll send you to the shadow realm.
Joey: Okay. Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: Thanks Yami Bakura!
With Snow Comes Insanity
THE FINAL CHAPTER
Yami Bakura stared at the vile that Seto had handed him with disapproving eyes. "I don't want to do this." He said.
"You can't back down now." Seto said as he busied himself with the next batch.
"This is ridiculous. What if it kills us?" Yami Malik asked.
"The you'll have dies for a good cause." Seto said.
"I don't see how saving a monkey and a half retarded dog is a good cause." Yami Malik said.
"You know. If the members of PETA were here they'd have your head for saying that." Seto said.
"What's PETA?" He asked.
"Some activist group that is worried about animals or something." Yami Bakura said.
"Oh. I still don't want to drink It.," he said.
"Drink it!" Seto snapped.
With that the Yami's downed the drinks in one gulp. "Ewww. It taste like feet!" Yami Bakura said.
"How do you know what feet taste like?" Seto asked.
"Just never mind." Yami Bakura snapped.
"I feel weird." Yami Malik said. He stumbled around a little bit. "Me too." Yami Bakura said. They hit the floor and when Seto look over the counter he gasped. "Opps." Seto said.
"What? What's wrong?" Yami Malik asked.
"Nothing." Seto said.
"Why aren't you looking me in the eyes Seto?" Yami Malik said. "Why are you staring at my-"
"For the love of Ra it's a reflex!" Seto shouted.
"Oh no!" Yami Malik cried. "I'm a girl!"
"Me too!" Yami Bakura said.
"Hey." Yami Bakura said. "This isn't so bad." He began to investigate himself.
"Stop that!" Seto snapped. "Here. Drink this. It will fix everything."
Yami Malik downs the drink and returned to his normal form. Seto handed out the second vile to Yami Bakura. "No." He said.
"What?"
"I don't want it."
"Why not?"
"I'm happy this way."
"You can't be serious." Yami Malik said.
"Sure. It'll save me money on magazines see." He then pulled on his shirt and looked down. "Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!"
"Stop it!" The other two boys yelled. Yami Bakura stopped. "I have to go find some new clothes." He said.
"That was just creepy." Seto said.
"Really creepy." Yami Malik said. "Shouldn't we turn him back?"
"If he's happy." Seto said. "Try this drink." He handed the next vile to Yami Malik.
"Fine." He downed the drink. "Nothing happened." He said.
"That's the one. Now for the hard part." Seto said.
"Which is?"
"We have to get Yugi and Joey to drink it." Seto told him.
"Come back here!" Tea screamed as she chased after Yugi. Yugi had found Joey and was now clinging to his back like a rodeo rider at the fair.
"Yee haw! Ridem' little Yugi!" Duke cheered.
"You're not helping!" Tea turned and glared at Duke.
"Oh come on Tea. It's funny." He said.
"It's not everyday you see a monkey riding on the back of a dog." Mokuba said.
"He still has my wallet!" Bakura cried.
"Get him!" Mai yelled and jumped at the dog but missed.
"Sit Joey! Sit!" Tristan ordered but the dog wouldn't listen.
Seto walked in the door with the two vials. "Get them! We need to make them drink this!"
They all attempted to catch the dog again and missed.
"I know!" Tristan said. He ran into the other room and came back flailing something. "Here Joey! I got some of that pizza chicken stuff left over for you!" He said.
Joey stopped sharp and bounded towards Tristan. "AHHH!" Tristan screamed. Joey pinned Tristan the ground and began to eat the chicken. Seto ran over and drenched it with the contents of the vile. Joey began to morph back into himself.
"Joey! You're back! Now get off of me!" Tristan ordered.
"In a minute. This is really good chicken." He said and finished eating the chicken out of his hand. "You can take the boy out of the dog but you can't take the dog-"
"Shut up Kaiba!" Joey snapped.
"Hurry! Yugi is getting away!" Tea screamed.
"And he's trying to eat my driver's license!" Bakura shouted.
They darted after little Yugi as fast as they could and eventually cornered him.
"There's no escape now!" Seto said. He grabbed the little monkey and forced him to drink the contents. Yugi soon morphed into himself again. He sat and stared at the others. "What's up guys?" He asked.
They all sat in the hallway panting from the chase when Yami came down the stairs. "What the yell is with all the noise?" He demanded. He held his head with was harboring an intense headache. "Sounds like a zoo down here!"
The others didn't respond. They just sat and tried to catch their breath. That's when they walked around the corner.
"Hey guys." The one said.
"Serenity?" Joey asked. "How did you get in here?"
"I walked through the door." She said.
"You mean?"
"Yep."
"The snow melted? When?" Seto asked.
"A few days ago. People were worried where all of you were so I came to check on you." She said.
They ran to the door and stood in awe. It was as if it were a warm spring day again. They'd been so focused on being at each other's throats that they hadn't even bothered to look out the window.
"NOOOOO!" Seto cried. He dropped to his knees and began sobbing. Mokuba ran up to his side. "It's okay Seto. It's all over now." He reassured him.
"This is unbelievable." Bakura said.
"It's not very logical either." Yugi said.
"Cut!"
Yami: What kind of ending is this?
Lila: My ending.
Yami: It doesn't make any sense!
Lila: Yes it does.
Yami: No it doesn't.
Lila: Well maybe if you hadn't been so busy yelling at people and getting drunk you would have noticed the sun shine out the window.
Yami:....
Lila: Exactly. Now get back to the story.
"Action!"
"Well.no that we're free. How about a date Serenity?" Duke asked.
"Really? You want to go out with me?" Serenity blushed.
"Hey! I asked her first!" Tristan yelled.
"Chill Tristan. Why don't we double? You can go with Serenity's friend here. Uh. What's your name?" Duke asked.
The girl batted her eyes and blushed. "Call me Annie." She said.
Tristan drooled a little. She was really cute. "Okay. Let's go."
"Hey! Who said you were allowed to go out with my sister?" Joey demanded.
"Joey! Play dead!" Tristan ordered. Joey immediately fell down onto his back and stuck out his tongue. "What the hell?" He said.
"Stay!" Duke ordered and Joey didn't move. "He's getting better at those commands."
"Let's go already!" Tristan said and looped his arm around Annie's waist.
The four walked off leaving the others with the broke down Kaiba.
"Uhhh Guys?" Bakura asked.
"What's wrong Bakura?" Yugi asked.
"Annie looks an awful lot like my Yami." Bakura said.
Yami Malik cut in before anyone could think. "Hey! Who want's pizza? I'll buy."
And they never gave it a second thought.
THE END
(Streamers flying everywhere) The end! It's done! Wow! I'm feeling so good about this. I just want to say thank you to all of the great, funny, creative and some just down right weird reviews. A special thanks to my most loyal reader who have put up with EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER.
I have a small favor to ask of all of my reviewers.. I'd like you to review this chapter and the whole story. I am however going to post one more chapter. It's sort of a survey. (I know how people hate surveys) I need this information to decide what to do for my next big humor fic. If you could do a review for that chapter (FOR THAT CHAPTER I ONLY WANT RESULTS FOR THE SURVEY) I would be SO grateful. Please try to be honest as possible. Thankies!
-lilagyptian
Joey: You're being over dramatic again.
Lila: Oh so what? It's the end to one of my most liked stories so far!
Joey: So?
Lila: You're not going to miss it?
Joey: No!
Lila: Not even a little?
Joey: Hell no!
Lila: But---
Joey: No!
Lila: Will you at least to the disclaimer?
Joey: No!
Yami Bakura: Do it now or I'll send you to the shadow realm.
Joey: Okay. Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
Lila: Thanks Yami Bakura!
With Snow Comes Insanity
THE FINAL CHAPTER
Yami Bakura stared at the vile that Seto had handed him with disapproving eyes. "I don't want to do this." He said.
"You can't back down now." Seto said as he busied himself with the next batch.
"This is ridiculous. What if it kills us?" Yami Malik asked.
"The you'll have dies for a good cause." Seto said.
"I don't see how saving a monkey and a half retarded dog is a good cause." Yami Malik said.
"You know. If the members of PETA were here they'd have your head for saying that." Seto said.
"What's PETA?" He asked.
"Some activist group that is worried about animals or something." Yami Bakura said.
"Oh. I still don't want to drink It.," he said.
"Drink it!" Seto snapped.
With that the Yami's downed the drinks in one gulp. "Ewww. It taste like feet!" Yami Bakura said.
"How do you know what feet taste like?" Seto asked.
"Just never mind." Yami Bakura snapped.
"I feel weird." Yami Malik said. He stumbled around a little bit. "Me too." Yami Bakura said. They hit the floor and when Seto look over the counter he gasped. "Opps." Seto said.
"What? What's wrong?" Yami Malik asked.
"Nothing." Seto said.
"Why aren't you looking me in the eyes Seto?" Yami Malik said. "Why are you staring at my-"
"For the love of Ra it's a reflex!" Seto shouted.
"Oh no!" Yami Malik cried. "I'm a girl!"
"Me too!" Yami Bakura said.
"Hey." Yami Bakura said. "This isn't so bad." He began to investigate himself.
"Stop that!" Seto snapped. "Here. Drink this. It will fix everything."
Yami Malik downs the drink and returned to his normal form. Seto handed out the second vile to Yami Bakura. "No." He said.
"What?"
"I don't want it."
"Why not?"
"I'm happy this way."
"You can't be serious." Yami Malik said.
"Sure. It'll save me money on magazines see." He then pulled on his shirt and looked down. "Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!"
"Stop it!" The other two boys yelled. Yami Bakura stopped. "I have to go find some new clothes." He said.
"That was just creepy." Seto said.
"Really creepy." Yami Malik said. "Shouldn't we turn him back?"
"If he's happy." Seto said. "Try this drink." He handed the next vile to Yami Malik.
"Fine." He downed the drink. "Nothing happened." He said.
"That's the one. Now for the hard part." Seto said.
"Which is?"
"We have to get Yugi and Joey to drink it." Seto told him.
"Come back here!" Tea screamed as she chased after Yugi. Yugi had found Joey and was now clinging to his back like a rodeo rider at the fair.
"Yee haw! Ridem' little Yugi!" Duke cheered.
"You're not helping!" Tea turned and glared at Duke.
"Oh come on Tea. It's funny." He said.
"It's not everyday you see a monkey riding on the back of a dog." Mokuba said.
"He still has my wallet!" Bakura cried.
"Get him!" Mai yelled and jumped at the dog but missed.
"Sit Joey! Sit!" Tristan ordered but the dog wouldn't listen.
Seto walked in the door with the two vials. "Get them! We need to make them drink this!"
They all attempted to catch the dog again and missed.
"I know!" Tristan said. He ran into the other room and came back flailing something. "Here Joey! I got some of that pizza chicken stuff left over for you!" He said.
Joey stopped sharp and bounded towards Tristan. "AHHH!" Tristan screamed. Joey pinned Tristan the ground and began to eat the chicken. Seto ran over and drenched it with the contents of the vile. Joey began to morph back into himself.
"Joey! You're back! Now get off of me!" Tristan ordered.
"In a minute. This is really good chicken." He said and finished eating the chicken out of his hand. "You can take the boy out of the dog but you can't take the dog-"
"Shut up Kaiba!" Joey snapped.
"Hurry! Yugi is getting away!" Tea screamed.
"And he's trying to eat my driver's license!" Bakura shouted.
They darted after little Yugi as fast as they could and eventually cornered him.
"There's no escape now!" Seto said. He grabbed the little monkey and forced him to drink the contents. Yugi soon morphed into himself again. He sat and stared at the others. "What's up guys?" He asked.
They all sat in the hallway panting from the chase when Yami came down the stairs. "What the yell is with all the noise?" He demanded. He held his head with was harboring an intense headache. "Sounds like a zoo down here!"
The others didn't respond. They just sat and tried to catch their breath. That's when they walked around the corner.
"Hey guys." The one said.
"Serenity?" Joey asked. "How did you get in here?"
"I walked through the door." She said.
"You mean?"
"Yep."
"The snow melted? When?" Seto asked.
"A few days ago. People were worried where all of you were so I came to check on you." She said.
They ran to the door and stood in awe. It was as if it were a warm spring day again. They'd been so focused on being at each other's throats that they hadn't even bothered to look out the window.
"NOOOOO!" Seto cried. He dropped to his knees and began sobbing. Mokuba ran up to his side. "It's okay Seto. It's all over now." He reassured him.
"This is unbelievable." Bakura said.
"It's not very logical either." Yugi said.
"Cut!"
Yami: What kind of ending is this?
Lila: My ending.
Yami: It doesn't make any sense!
Lila: Yes it does.
Yami: No it doesn't.
Lila: Well maybe if you hadn't been so busy yelling at people and getting drunk you would have noticed the sun shine out the window.
Yami:....
Lila: Exactly. Now get back to the story.
"Action!"
"Well.no that we're free. How about a date Serenity?" Duke asked.
"Really? You want to go out with me?" Serenity blushed.
"Hey! I asked her first!" Tristan yelled.
"Chill Tristan. Why don't we double? You can go with Serenity's friend here. Uh. What's your name?" Duke asked.
The girl batted her eyes and blushed. "Call me Annie." She said.
Tristan drooled a little. She was really cute. "Okay. Let's go."
"Hey! Who said you were allowed to go out with my sister?" Joey demanded.
"Joey! Play dead!" Tristan ordered. Joey immediately fell down onto his back and stuck out his tongue. "What the hell?" He said.
"Stay!" Duke ordered and Joey didn't move. "He's getting better at those commands."
"Let's go already!" Tristan said and looped his arm around Annie's waist.
The four walked off leaving the others with the broke down Kaiba.
"Uhhh Guys?" Bakura asked.
"What's wrong Bakura?" Yugi asked.
"Annie looks an awful lot like my Yami." Bakura said.
Yami Malik cut in before anyone could think. "Hey! Who want's pizza? I'll buy."
And they never gave it a second thought.
THE END
(Streamers flying everywhere) The end! It's done! Wow! I'm feeling so good about this. I just want to say thank you to all of the great, funny, creative and some just down right weird reviews. A special thanks to my most loyal reader who have put up with EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER.
I have a small favor to ask of all of my reviewers.. I'd like you to review this chapter and the whole story. I am however going to post one more chapter. It's sort of a survey. (I know how people hate surveys) I need this information to decide what to do for my next big humor fic. If you could do a review for that chapter (FOR THAT CHAPTER I ONLY WANT RESULTS FOR THE SURVEY) I would be SO grateful. Please try to be honest as possible. Thankies!
-lilagyptian