We are here, once again, to mourn the passing of Tanya, who was eaten by Remus Lupin, a moment of silence... *braaaaap* I really shouldn't have eaten those chili dogs, oh well. This chapters date is...*dramatic pause*...*drum roll*...*author ducks as heavy objects fly from her word perfect* Okay! Okay! The date is Gengi and Voldemort!!!! *insert very evil cackle* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ENJOY THE DATE FROM HELL!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Gengi owns Gengi, Deity owns Lane Snake, NemesisMuse owns herself, and J. K. R own Harry Potter!
************(Great Hall)***************
"Okay everyone!" NemesisMuse stood at a podium back at the Great Hall, "I've received the next date from the great person that is me! The date is...Voldemort and Gangi, no, Gegi, wait, hold on, it's Gengi, there we go...That is such a weird name." No one was listening to her as they were all laughing at Voldie.
"Oh, God!" said Harry, rolling on the floor, "You, the Dark Lord, have to date someone named Gengi! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! At least Sirius had someone with a normal name! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Voldemort sneered and turned to NemesisMuse who was muttering about people who should spend more time thinking about what they name their children, "Muse! Where will this..this torture take place, and how old is she?"
"What? Oh, the date will take place at the movies, then at a restaurant, she's 15...thousand? Good God!"
There was more laughter from the crowed.
"Shut up, you'll all have your turns! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" And Voldemort swept out of the hall and tripped on his robes.
****************(The Theater for Losers)*******************
Gengi sat outside the theater waiting for her date. She hoped it would be Sirius Black!
The women sigh.
"Damn it!" Gen looked up as Lane Snake approached, "Where do you guys come from?" And she chased the women away.
"Okay Snake, who's my date?" she was tired of waiting!
"He's coming, don't get your panties in a twist."
"I'm not wearing panties!"
"ummm..." Lane gave her a weird look then turned around as a figure in a black robe appeared, "It's about time! Gengi, your date is Voldemort."
Gengi fainted.
"Voldemort..."
"Whaaaaaat? I have that effect on people, it's not my fault!"
"Well, no matter, " said Lane, "just wake her up again."
"Are you sure that's wise?" Voldemort poked Gengi with a stick as if she was a viral fungus, which in essence, she was.
"No, I'll do it." Lane crouched over the limp girl and shook her, "Wake up Gen, it could be worse," she shook harder, "Wake uuup Gen, WAKE UP GEN!!!!!" and Lane threw her into a wall, "Oops, I got carried away!"
Voldemort rolled his eyes, "Maybe I should have woken her up."
Lane scoffed, "What! If I woke up with your ugly mug in my face I'd go into cardiac arrest!"
"It's not my fault," said Voldemort, his voice cracking, "how was I supposed to know my plastic surgery would get messed up!"
"Whatever, she's coming to." the two turned to Genengigigigigigigigigigigigi who was getting slowly to her feet.
"I had the worst nightmare, I dreamt that I was going to date He-Who-Has-Problems, it was only a dream tho...wait a minute..." Gengi looked up at Lane, then to Voldemort, who gave her a weak wave.
"You ain't dreamin' hon." said Lane, "And this date has to go on for the entertainment of the readers, cope with it."
Gengi looked hurt, but moved into the theater anyway, Voldemort following behind her and Lane bring up the rear, shaking her head.
*************(Great Hall)***************
"I can't wait 'till this is over," said Fudge, "I've got thing to do and..."
"Shut up Fudge," said everyone, before going back to their conversations.
"But..."
The older Severus Snape stood up, grabbed Fudge and tied him to a chair, "There, that's better," And then gagged him, "Much better!"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
***************(The Moooooovies)****************
"What movie should we see Gen?" asked Voldemort, trying to lift the tense silence.
Gengi shrugged, "Eh, I don't care, you pick."
Voldemort looked excited, "Really? I can pick? Okay, let's see this one!" He pointed to the movie 'The Teletubbies learn the meaning of the 'F' word'.
"You wanted to see that one?" asked Gengi with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah! I heard it had a lot of adult words in it!"
Gengi shrugged and the two bought tickets to see the movie.
************(around 5 hours later)*************
Voldemort and Gen came out of the movie theater looking highly disturbed.
"Urg," said Voldie, clutching his stomach, "I don't think I can stomach anything after that."
Lane shook her head, "You have to, part of the date is going to a restaurant, now, move!" She took out a bull whip and cracked it.
Voldemort whimpered and then he and Gengi made their way to a place to eat.
***********(Girls, Girls, Girls! And...Hotdogs!)************
"You want me to eat here?" asked Gengi.
"They have great hotdogs." said Voldemort.
"HOTDOGS! YOU ONLY CAME HERE FOR THE HOTDOGS!!" Gen took several deep breathes, "Okay, let's compromise, how about we go to Booger King?"
"Weeeeell.... this place DOES have good hotdogs..." Voldemort looked torn, "But..."
"No, we're eating here," said Lane, "I don't want to change scenes again, get in."
And she pushed Gen into the strip, hotdog club thing.
Inside it was brightly lit and there were some girls on the stage, everyone had a hotdog.
"Urg," said Gen, looking at the strippers, "I didn't think it was possible to do that with a hotdog."
"Come on Gengi, we can sit here!" said Voldie, smiling broadly, he pointed to a seat right beside the stage.
"No way! I'm not getting any closer to..." But Lane pushed her into the seat before she could finish ranting.
A almost naked lady walked up to their booth and asked in a fake french accent, "And vat will 'oo be having today?"
"What's there to eat?" asked Gen.
"Vell, we have Ho'dogs."
"And..."
"More Hotdogs." said the lady, dropping the french accent which turned into a rough Brooklyn accent.
"Ummm...In that case we'll all have hotdogs!" said Voldemort.
"Okay, three Hotdogs." naked lady wrote it on her hand.
After the naked lady left, Voldemort turned his attention to the stage where the dancers were doing their best to earn tips from the patrons. One particularly large and energetic naked lady came dancing over to Voldie and Gengi, her fat was flying and knocking nearby people off their stools. She was to busy trying to keep her thong from getting sucked into her butt and didn't see the small girls in front of her, Fatty tripped and was sent flying off the stage, she landed on a surprised Gen, squishing her into a bloody pulp.
"Well..." Lane scratched her head, "That was...interesting...we had better go come on!" Lane grabbed Voldemort and dragged him out of the club.
***********(Super Duper Great Hall)*************
Lane and Voldemort walked calmly back into the Hall, Lucius ran up and began to ask questions, "How was it? Where is she? Who killed her, did she like the hotdogs?"
"It was horrible," said Voldemort, slumping into a chair, "a stripper killed her, but she never got to try the hotdogs."
Fudge (who was still tied to a chair) made a strange gurgling noise.
"What's that you say Fudge?" asked younger Severus, "You want me to torture you?"
The gurgling noises became more urgent.
"You do?" said the older Severus, "Then why are we waiting? We only live to serve you!" And then the old and young Severus took out some knitting needles and heated them to 1,000 degrees, and then they...
NemesisMuse stopped laughing long enough to say, "That's all for now! Until next time!"
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