MUAHAHA! I rule the world!! Back by popular demand (actually, its cause im
obsessed with Hiei.) is HIEI! And the rest of the Reikai Tantei! Excluding
Kuwabara, cause do due to my evil-ness. I let Hiei fry him to a crisp!
Yaay! Now then, on with the fic!!
Oh yea, almost forgot. DISCLAIMERS. I don't own YYH. (I wish I did.. But I don't) . if you sue me all it will prove is (a) you have no life and (b) you're an idiot, cause im broke anyhow... blah blah blah! On with the fic!!
Quotation marks are getting on my nerves, so for a little change of pace, I got rid of them. Enjoy! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hiei - (thinking) all this way for one doughnut? I mean, doughnuts are good and everything, but wheres all the REALLY good stuff?
Kurama - Hiei? Is- is that what you wanted?
Yusuke - A DOUGHNUT?!?! (runs forward to "beat up" Hiei.)
Hiei - (hits Yusuke)
Yusuke - (falls on floor)
Kurama - Hiei? WHY did we just do that? That was incredibly.. Idiotic.
Hiei - shut up, fox. You think I wanted that to happen? What I want to know is. who took the good stuff?
~Black Dragon~ - (look at me! Im in this fic!!) he he. (holds up sack labeled "Hiei's favorite things")
Yusuke - whats that?
Kurama - just like it says. Hiei's favorite things.
~Black Dragon~ - (reaches into bag) here ya go, Hiei! All yours! (oh-so- kindly throws Hiei a pudding cup thingy)
Hiei - and this is all? (Hiei is getting slightly greedy. he can smell what's in the bag)
~Black Dragon~ *sigh* here you go. (pulls out large tub (or barrel, rather) of something, it is labeled ICE CREAM in huge letters)
Hiei - (grabs spoon, which I also oh-so-generously gave him)
And Hiei is eating his pudding and ice cream. I watch happily, because I enjoy myself when Hiei is happy (little hearts in eyes)
Yusuke - and you are?
~Black Dragon~ - Oh. Yes. I'm ~Black Dragon~, nice to meet you, Yusuke. Kurama.
Kurama - (smiles politely) so how did you know about us?
~Black Dragon~ - Dur! Im the author, remember?! I have to know who you guys are, or else it ruins the whole thing. Ok?
Yusuke - ok, another question. Why did you just oh-so-generously give Hiei all that stuff? (Hiei eating away merrily in background)
~Black Dragon~ - BECAUSE I SAID SO! No more idiotic questions. Your pathetic intellect astounds me to no end. Feh. Humans.
Yusuke - ?!
Kurama - (laughs, he understands my big words.)
Hiei puts down his spoon for a fraction of a second to laugh at my comment.
Yusuke - what does that mean?
~Black Dragon~ - what part?
Yusuke - uhh. all of it.?
~Black Dragon~ - (falls over)
Kurama - she said. uhh.
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ simultaneously - she/I said you were an idiot, stupid.
Yusuke - hey!
Kurama - and now what?
~Black Dragon~ - don't rush him! Let Hiei finish his food!
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(twelve hours later. my endless supply of Hiei's favorite foods is. endless)
Hiei - ok. Done now.
Yusuke - ABOUT TIME!!!
Kurama - and now what?
~Black Dragon~ - well, since we're oh-so-conveniently 5 minutes away from the nearest airport, and I oh-so-conveniently have 4 airline tickets to wherever we wanna go to, lets go!!
Yusuke - do I want to ask.?
Kurama - no.
~Black Dragon~ - Where do you want to go? (directed at Hiei, of course)
Hiei - what do you want me to choose for? I don't know.
Yusuke - lets go to Disney World!!
~Black Dragon~ Hiei and Kurama simultaneously - been done.
Yusuke - well. I haven't seen a Sea World fic yet.
~Black Dragon~ - what the.? Did I miss something? Why does Yusuke want to go to Sea World?
Yusuke - oh. no reason. i. uh.
Kurama - .. Yusuke likes dolphins.
Yusuke - shut up! I do not!!
Kurama - do to
Yusuke - no I don't!! shut up!!!
Kurama - has anyone here seen the dolphin posters in Yusuke's room?
Hiei - yes. He likes dolphins.
Yusuke - SHUT UP TINY!!!
~Black Dragon~ - (throws rock at Yusuke. I can do that) DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!! We'll go to Sea World, if Yusuke likes dolphins so much.
Yusuke - but I DON'T LIKE DOLPHINS!
~Black Dragon~ - lest you forget, IM WRITING THIS FIC.
Yusuke - oh.
Kurama - Sea World, then?
Hiei - what is "Sea World?"
Kurama, Yusuke, and ~Black Dragon~ simultaneously - (sweatdrop)
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Five minutes later. At the airport.
Hiei - where now?
Kurama - this way. Its gate Z-four thousand. What?! That can't be right.?
~Black Dragon~ - haven't you ever seen a giant airport before? Its right. I've had worse.
Yusuke - well how do we walk all the way down there before our flight leaves?
~Black Dragon~ - (points to the all-too-conspicuous subway thingy right next to them)
Yusuke - oh
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on the all-too-conspicuous subway thingy
Hiei - (glaring angrily at everyone. He hates crowds. But if you didn't know that, then you shouldn't be reading this fic. You should not be alive.)
~Black Dragon~ - (notices that Hiei is uncomfortable) Hiei? Want me to take care of it?
Hiei - (nods)
~Black Dragon~ - (pulls the magically-appearing stop thingy. subway thingy stops) EVERYBODY OFF!!!!!
Passengers - grumble, grumble (get off)
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I don't know. was that funny? Good god, am I losing my touch?! GEEZ! I used to be able to write these things REALLY good, wheres all my talent going?! AHH!! (back to reality.)
yes, I KNOW it has nothing to do with elevators, the first one was that one. Don't be stupid. Yes, I KNOW that I am strange. Yes, I KNOW that Yusuke isn't really THAT stupid, but I left Kuwabara's charred remains behind, what do you want from me people!?
(NOTE. Hiei is mine. If you review this saying he's yours, I can just throw many, many rocks, because I can do that)
yes, cliffhanger ending, I KNOW.. I just didn't feel like typing any more. Maybe I'll add more in a few hours.. When I feel like it.
Read and Review, and any tips are appreciated. Thanx! If you want to be IN the fic, ask me and I'll see what I can do, but I wont promise anything. and I might do some torturing to your character. insults, fire, pain. you get it. Just review me and tell me what ya think. That's what the review button is for. Don't be stupid. Thank you.
(runs away. gone to find Hiei. be back later)
Oh yea, almost forgot. DISCLAIMERS. I don't own YYH. (I wish I did.. But I don't) . if you sue me all it will prove is (a) you have no life and (b) you're an idiot, cause im broke anyhow... blah blah blah! On with the fic!!
Quotation marks are getting on my nerves, so for a little change of pace, I got rid of them. Enjoy! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Hiei - (thinking) all this way for one doughnut? I mean, doughnuts are good and everything, but wheres all the REALLY good stuff?
Kurama - Hiei? Is- is that what you wanted?
Yusuke - A DOUGHNUT?!?! (runs forward to "beat up" Hiei.)
Hiei - (hits Yusuke)
Yusuke - (falls on floor)
Kurama - Hiei? WHY did we just do that? That was incredibly.. Idiotic.
Hiei - shut up, fox. You think I wanted that to happen? What I want to know is. who took the good stuff?
~Black Dragon~ - (look at me! Im in this fic!!) he he. (holds up sack labeled "Hiei's favorite things")
Yusuke - whats that?
Kurama - just like it says. Hiei's favorite things.
~Black Dragon~ - (reaches into bag) here ya go, Hiei! All yours! (oh-so- kindly throws Hiei a pudding cup thingy)
Hiei - and this is all? (Hiei is getting slightly greedy. he can smell what's in the bag)
~Black Dragon~ *sigh* here you go. (pulls out large tub (or barrel, rather) of something, it is labeled ICE CREAM in huge letters)
Hiei - (grabs spoon, which I also oh-so-generously gave him)
And Hiei is eating his pudding and ice cream. I watch happily, because I enjoy myself when Hiei is happy (little hearts in eyes)
Yusuke - and you are?
~Black Dragon~ - Oh. Yes. I'm ~Black Dragon~, nice to meet you, Yusuke. Kurama.
Kurama - (smiles politely) so how did you know about us?
~Black Dragon~ - Dur! Im the author, remember?! I have to know who you guys are, or else it ruins the whole thing. Ok?
Yusuke - ok, another question. Why did you just oh-so-generously give Hiei all that stuff? (Hiei eating away merrily in background)
~Black Dragon~ - BECAUSE I SAID SO! No more idiotic questions. Your pathetic intellect astounds me to no end. Feh. Humans.
Yusuke - ?!
Kurama - (laughs, he understands my big words.)
Hiei puts down his spoon for a fraction of a second to laugh at my comment.
Yusuke - what does that mean?
~Black Dragon~ - what part?
Yusuke - uhh. all of it.?
~Black Dragon~ - (falls over)
Kurama - she said. uhh.
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ simultaneously - she/I said you were an idiot, stupid.
Yusuke - hey!
Kurama - and now what?
~Black Dragon~ - don't rush him! Let Hiei finish his food!
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(twelve hours later. my endless supply of Hiei's favorite foods is. endless)
Hiei - ok. Done now.
Yusuke - ABOUT TIME!!!
Kurama - and now what?
~Black Dragon~ - well, since we're oh-so-conveniently 5 minutes away from the nearest airport, and I oh-so-conveniently have 4 airline tickets to wherever we wanna go to, lets go!!
Yusuke - do I want to ask.?
Kurama - no.
~Black Dragon~ - Where do you want to go? (directed at Hiei, of course)
Hiei - what do you want me to choose for? I don't know.
Yusuke - lets go to Disney World!!
~Black Dragon~ Hiei and Kurama simultaneously - been done.
Yusuke - well. I haven't seen a Sea World fic yet.
~Black Dragon~ - what the.? Did I miss something? Why does Yusuke want to go to Sea World?
Yusuke - oh. no reason. i. uh.
Kurama - .. Yusuke likes dolphins.
Yusuke - shut up! I do not!!
Kurama - do to
Yusuke - no I don't!! shut up!!!
Kurama - has anyone here seen the dolphin posters in Yusuke's room?
Hiei - yes. He likes dolphins.
Yusuke - SHUT UP TINY!!!
~Black Dragon~ - (throws rock at Yusuke. I can do that) DON'T SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!! We'll go to Sea World, if Yusuke likes dolphins so much.
Yusuke - but I DON'T LIKE DOLPHINS!
~Black Dragon~ - lest you forget, IM WRITING THIS FIC.
Yusuke - oh.
Kurama - Sea World, then?
Hiei - what is "Sea World?"
Kurama, Yusuke, and ~Black Dragon~ simultaneously - (sweatdrop)
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Five minutes later. At the airport.
Hiei - where now?
Kurama - this way. Its gate Z-four thousand. What?! That can't be right.?
~Black Dragon~ - haven't you ever seen a giant airport before? Its right. I've had worse.
Yusuke - well how do we walk all the way down there before our flight leaves?
~Black Dragon~ - (points to the all-too-conspicuous subway thingy right next to them)
Yusuke - oh
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on the all-too-conspicuous subway thingy
Hiei - (glaring angrily at everyone. He hates crowds. But if you didn't know that, then you shouldn't be reading this fic. You should not be alive.)
~Black Dragon~ - (notices that Hiei is uncomfortable) Hiei? Want me to take care of it?
Hiei - (nods)
~Black Dragon~ - (pulls the magically-appearing stop thingy. subway thingy stops) EVERYBODY OFF!!!!!
Passengers - grumble, grumble (get off)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I don't know. was that funny? Good god, am I losing my touch?! GEEZ! I used to be able to write these things REALLY good, wheres all my talent going?! AHH!! (back to reality.)
yes, I KNOW it has nothing to do with elevators, the first one was that one. Don't be stupid. Yes, I KNOW that I am strange. Yes, I KNOW that Yusuke isn't really THAT stupid, but I left Kuwabara's charred remains behind, what do you want from me people!?
(NOTE. Hiei is mine. If you review this saying he's yours, I can just throw many, many rocks, because I can do that)
yes, cliffhanger ending, I KNOW.. I just didn't feel like typing any more. Maybe I'll add more in a few hours.. When I feel like it.
Read and Review, and any tips are appreciated. Thanx! If you want to be IN the fic, ask me and I'll see what I can do, but I wont promise anything. and I might do some torturing to your character. insults, fire, pain. you get it. Just review me and tell me what ya think. That's what the review button is for. Don't be stupid. Thank you.
(runs away. gone to find Hiei. be back later)