YAY! MORE CHAPTERS! Thanks to my ADORING FANS... I think I'll give this
insane fic a little bit more to work with. hope you like!
Disclaimer - I own no Yu Yu Hakusho characters. (pouts)
Hiei - cheer up.
Me - HIEI!! (hugs Hiei)
ONE MORE DISCLAIMER. don't send fanmail saying that Hiei is yours. he's
not. Arigato! On with the fic!!
Hiei - (happy again)
~Black Dragon~ - (also happy)
Kurama and Yusuke and ~Black Dragon~ and Hiei arrive at gate four thousand. YAY.
Weird looking attendant lady - flight 1234 to Sea World, now boarding!
Kurama - odd number.
And we board the plane. CAUSE I SAID SO.
ON THE PLANE.
Hiei - I hate crowds.
~Black Dragon~ - EVERYBODY OFF!
Everybody - (gets off)
Yusuke - (getting off)
~Black Dragon~ - YUSUKE! NOT YOU!! BAKA!!
Yusuke - oh..
(and so, as we fly to Sea World.)
Hiei - what is Sea World?
~Black Dragon~ - theres lots of water animals there. people look at them and take pictures.
Hiei - I don't get it.
~Black Dragon~ - no one does.
Hiei - ok then.
AND SO, THE FLIGHT IS OVER.
Attendant lady - we're here!!
Hiei - she's a little too cheery.
~Black Dragon~ - SHUT UP WITH THE CHEERINESS!
Attendant lady - (shuts up with the cheeriness)
AND SO, WE ARRIVE AT SEA WORLD.
Yusuke - (runs to dolphin tank) ooh! Dolphins!!
Kurama - Yusuke likes dolphins.
Hiei - (laughs)
Some scary old lady - you like dolphins, lad? (I guess its an Irish lady)
Yusuke - (absent minded nod)
Some scary old IRISH lady - there's a club you can join if you really like the dolphins.
Yusuke - really?!
Scary old Irish lady - aye! (I guess she's also a pirate)
Kurama - ?
Yusuke - (is running madly toward small building)
On this building. it says. "Dolphin Luver's Club"
~Black Dragon~ - (slaps forehead)
Kurama - I TOLD you he likes dolphins.
Hiei - no one ever disagreed.
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (laughing)
Yusuke - (comes back with dolphin hat and other dolphin accessories)
Kurama - (muffles laughing)
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (laughing, unrestrained and pointing at Yusuke in all his horrible humiliation)
Yusuke - shut up!!!
~Black Dragon~ - hey, it isn't my fault you like dolphins.
Yusuke - so?! I mean.. SHUT UP!
Hiei - (still laughing)
Kurama - (gives in and laughs also)
Kurama, Hiei, and ~Black Dragon~ - (are laughing at Yusuke)
(laugh for long, long time. YOU! READER! YEA, YOU! LAUGH I SAY!! LAUGH AT YUSUKE'S LOVE OF DOLPHINS!!!!!)
(laugh for awhile.)
Some old Irish pirate lady - let's go see the seals.
~Black Dragon~ - where did you come from, creepy old Irish pirate lady?
Some old CREEPY Irish pirate lady - over there.
~Black Dragon~ - .oh
Yusuke - okaaaay. (reluctantly goes to visit seals)
Yusuke - STUPID SEALS!! DIE!! (throws a plastic seal at the real seals)
Blind fat old seal (you know EVERY Sea World has a blind, fat, old seal?) - ork ork, (or whatever sound seals make)
Yusuke - FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOLPHIN!! (makes dolphin noise) (throws cup of water on seal)
Blind old fat seal - ork ork!!
Kurama - uhh.
Kurama, Hiei, and ~Black Dragon~ - (walk away. we don't know him.)
FOURTEEN HOURS, FOUR MINUTES, AND FIVE SECONDS LATER.
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (have found an ice cream vendor and are eating sweet snow together. YUMMY!)
Yusuke - (walks up. kinda wet)
Kurama - . do I want to know.?
Yusuke - I went swimming with the dolphin.
~Black Dragon~ - aaaand?
Yusuke - IT WAS GREAT!! (runs in circles and makes dolphin noises)
Hiei - .?
Yusuke - (stops) until. (pauses) . until I found out that dolphins bite. (turns around, large chunk taken out of Yusuke's rear-end in the shape of a bite mark)
Hiei - idiot. That's called a shark.
Yusuke - oooh. (runs off to find dolphins)
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (resume eating sweet snow. YUM!!)
SEVEN HOURS LATER.
Yusuke - (walks up. soaking wet)
Kurama - . did you find the dolphins Yusuke..?
Yusuke - (pauses)
Hiei - .?
Yusuke - (pauses)
~Black Dragon~ - .?
Kurama - ...?
Hiei - WHAT ALREADY?!?! (you must answer all of Hiei's inquiries.. Or else FEEL THE WRATH OF ME!! MUAHAHA! Ahem. err. I'm ok.)
Yusuke - I FOUND THE DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (running insanely in circles and jumping up and down, making idiotic dolphin squeaky noises)
~Black Dragon~ - (gets out strait-jacket. and puts Yusuke in it)
Hiei - what now?
Kurama - we leave. (watches as people stare)
Old fat blind seal - ork ork!!
Yusuke - DIE SEAL! FEEL MY DOLPHINEY WRATH!!!!!
Kurama - (walks quickly towards exit)
Hiei - (follows)
~Black Dragon~ - (follows also, dragging Yusuke)
Yusuke - FEEL MY WRATH SEAL!!!! (makes dolphiney noises)
Some creepy old Irish pirate lady - aye, you shalt be comin' back this-a- ways sometimes soon?
Kurama - iie.
Some creepy old Irish pirate lady - aye?
Hiei - no!!!!!!!!!!! (woman bursts into flames)
~Black Dragon~ - YAY!!! (pulls out marshmallows)
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (are eating roasted marshmallows)
Yusuke - SEALS!! DIE SEALS! DIEEEE! FEEL THE DOLPHINEY WRATH I SHALL INFLICT UPON YOUR VERY SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (leave. ~Black Dragon~ drags Yusuke along, in case we need someone to light, if we want marshmallows)
YAY! What did you think? Did I make fun of Yusuke's stupidity enough? (voice from ceiling) - yes. REALLY?! YAAAAAAAAAY! (voice in ceiling) - sure. Old, fat, blind seal - ork ork! Yusuke - DIE SEAL! ..?
SOOO. send me lots and lots of reviews ppl!! Thanks to all the ppls that sended me multiple reviews... And I forgot your names (I'm sorry. my okkaa says I need to get off the internet. I can't check.) but hey, thanks a bunch!! Especially to Sailor Kitsune (gomen, I didn't mean to get that wrong if I did) who gave me the "Dolphin Luver's Club" idea. YAY!
SO WHAT NOW? Its all up to you. SEND ME LOTS OF REVIEWS!! AND SWEET SNOW! AND PUDDING! AND. (lists much things she wants)
Flames and Torches to you all, ~Black Dragon~
Hiei - (happy again)
~Black Dragon~ - (also happy)
Kurama and Yusuke and ~Black Dragon~ and Hiei arrive at gate four thousand. YAY.
Weird looking attendant lady - flight 1234 to Sea World, now boarding!
Kurama - odd number.
And we board the plane. CAUSE I SAID SO.
ON THE PLANE.
Hiei - I hate crowds.
~Black Dragon~ - EVERYBODY OFF!
Everybody - (gets off)
Yusuke - (getting off)
~Black Dragon~ - YUSUKE! NOT YOU!! BAKA!!
Yusuke - oh..
(and so, as we fly to Sea World.)
Hiei - what is Sea World?
~Black Dragon~ - theres lots of water animals there. people look at them and take pictures.
Hiei - I don't get it.
~Black Dragon~ - no one does.
Hiei - ok then.
AND SO, THE FLIGHT IS OVER.
Attendant lady - we're here!!
Hiei - she's a little too cheery.
~Black Dragon~ - SHUT UP WITH THE CHEERINESS!
Attendant lady - (shuts up with the cheeriness)
AND SO, WE ARRIVE AT SEA WORLD.
Yusuke - (runs to dolphin tank) ooh! Dolphins!!
Kurama - Yusuke likes dolphins.
Hiei - (laughs)
Some scary old lady - you like dolphins, lad? (I guess its an Irish lady)
Yusuke - (absent minded nod)
Some scary old IRISH lady - there's a club you can join if you really like the dolphins.
Yusuke - really?!
Scary old Irish lady - aye! (I guess she's also a pirate)
Kurama - ?
Yusuke - (is running madly toward small building)
On this building. it says. "Dolphin Luver's Club"
~Black Dragon~ - (slaps forehead)
Kurama - I TOLD you he likes dolphins.
Hiei - no one ever disagreed.
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (laughing)
Yusuke - (comes back with dolphin hat and other dolphin accessories)
Kurama - (muffles laughing)
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (laughing, unrestrained and pointing at Yusuke in all his horrible humiliation)
Yusuke - shut up!!!
~Black Dragon~ - hey, it isn't my fault you like dolphins.
Yusuke - so?! I mean.. SHUT UP!
Hiei - (still laughing)
Kurama - (gives in and laughs also)
Kurama, Hiei, and ~Black Dragon~ - (are laughing at Yusuke)
(laugh for long, long time. YOU! READER! YEA, YOU! LAUGH I SAY!! LAUGH AT YUSUKE'S LOVE OF DOLPHINS!!!!!)
(laugh for awhile.)
Some old Irish pirate lady - let's go see the seals.
~Black Dragon~ - where did you come from, creepy old Irish pirate lady?
Some old CREEPY Irish pirate lady - over there.
~Black Dragon~ - .oh
Yusuke - okaaaay. (reluctantly goes to visit seals)
Yusuke - STUPID SEALS!! DIE!! (throws a plastic seal at the real seals)
Blind fat old seal (you know EVERY Sea World has a blind, fat, old seal?) - ork ork, (or whatever sound seals make)
Yusuke - FEEL THE WRATH OF THE DOLPHIN!! (makes dolphin noise) (throws cup of water on seal)
Blind old fat seal - ork ork!!
Kurama - uhh.
Kurama, Hiei, and ~Black Dragon~ - (walk away. we don't know him.)
FOURTEEN HOURS, FOUR MINUTES, AND FIVE SECONDS LATER.
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (have found an ice cream vendor and are eating sweet snow together. YUMMY!)
Yusuke - (walks up. kinda wet)
Kurama - . do I want to know.?
Yusuke - I went swimming with the dolphin.
~Black Dragon~ - aaaand?
Yusuke - IT WAS GREAT!! (runs in circles and makes dolphin noises)
Hiei - .?
Yusuke - (stops) until. (pauses) . until I found out that dolphins bite. (turns around, large chunk taken out of Yusuke's rear-end in the shape of a bite mark)
Hiei - idiot. That's called a shark.
Yusuke - oooh. (runs off to find dolphins)
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (resume eating sweet snow. YUM!!)
SEVEN HOURS LATER.
Yusuke - (walks up. soaking wet)
Kurama - . did you find the dolphins Yusuke..?
Yusuke - (pauses)
Hiei - .?
Yusuke - (pauses)
~Black Dragon~ - .?
Kurama - ...?
Hiei - WHAT ALREADY?!?! (you must answer all of Hiei's inquiries.. Or else FEEL THE WRATH OF ME!! MUAHAHA! Ahem. err. I'm ok.)
Yusuke - I FOUND THE DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (running insanely in circles and jumping up and down, making idiotic dolphin squeaky noises)
~Black Dragon~ - (gets out strait-jacket. and puts Yusuke in it)
Hiei - what now?
Kurama - we leave. (watches as people stare)
Old fat blind seal - ork ork!!
Yusuke - DIE SEAL! FEEL MY DOLPHINEY WRATH!!!!!
Kurama - (walks quickly towards exit)
Hiei - (follows)
~Black Dragon~ - (follows also, dragging Yusuke)
Yusuke - FEEL MY WRATH SEAL!!!! (makes dolphiney noises)
Some creepy old Irish pirate lady - aye, you shalt be comin' back this-a- ways sometimes soon?
Kurama - iie.
Some creepy old Irish pirate lady - aye?
Hiei - no!!!!!!!!!!! (woman bursts into flames)
~Black Dragon~ - YAY!!! (pulls out marshmallows)
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (are eating roasted marshmallows)
Yusuke - SEALS!! DIE SEALS! DIEEEE! FEEL THE DOLPHINEY WRATH I SHALL INFLICT UPON YOUR VERY SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei, Kurama, and ~Black Dragon~ - (leave. ~Black Dragon~ drags Yusuke along, in case we need someone to light, if we want marshmallows)
YAY! What did you think? Did I make fun of Yusuke's stupidity enough? (voice from ceiling) - yes. REALLY?! YAAAAAAAAAY! (voice in ceiling) - sure. Old, fat, blind seal - ork ork! Yusuke - DIE SEAL! ..?
SOOO. send me lots and lots of reviews ppl!! Thanks to all the ppls that sended me multiple reviews... And I forgot your names (I'm sorry. my okkaa says I need to get off the internet. I can't check.) but hey, thanks a bunch!! Especially to Sailor Kitsune (gomen, I didn't mean to get that wrong if I did) who gave me the "Dolphin Luver's Club" idea. YAY!
SO WHAT NOW? Its all up to you. SEND ME LOTS OF REVIEWS!! AND SWEET SNOW! AND PUDDING! AND. (lists much things she wants)
Flames and Torches to you all, ~Black Dragon~