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Better. Now. arigato, all my adoring fans! I'm just gonna use whatever
movie I want. hey it's my fic. But thanx for the suggestions. I'll think
about it. DISCLAIMER. I don't feel like saying it. Someone, say it.
(crickets chirping) fine. I'll say it. I own nothing. (cries). But someday
I will!!! For now. on with chapter five!
Kurama - which movie you guys want to see?
~Black Dragon~ - what's playing?
Kurama - we have.. (A/N: these are what were suggested, but most of them I added just because I say so.) The Ring How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Darkness Falls Lord Of the Rings (both) Austin Powers in Goldmember A Jackie Chan movie (any movie. who cares?) Signs Panic Room (blah blah blah. Kurama lists out the movies)
Hiei - I've never heard of them.
~Black Dragon~ - well. do we want to see something scary.? Or something funny? Or what?
Kurama - I don't care. (there he goes again. never thinking of himself first. It's annoying. He'd better stop before I hurt him.)
Hiei - let's see a scary one.
~Black Dragon~ - good. I was going to see a scary one no matter what either of you said anyway.
Kurama - o_o;;
Hiei - which ones are scary?
~Black Dragon~ - lets see now.. The Ring, Darkness Falls, and Panic Room I guess. sorta.
Kurama - well at least we narrowed it down.
~Black Dragon~ - let's vote on it! I say Darkness Falls. just because it's newer, therefore much, much cooler.
Kurama - (gives her a look. a look kinda like a What-the-heck-are-you- talking-about? Look) (A/N: yes, I know. bad words DO sound better there. but I shall keep my G rating!! [determined] so there!!)
Hiei - then I'll vote Darkness Falls as well.
Kurama - okay then, I guess it's settled!
~Black Dragon~ - what WERE you going to say, Kurama?
Kurama - The Ring. but forget it.
Hiei - okay.
~Black Dragon~ - not a problem.
Kurama - (sighs. for he is the only polite person left in the world. poor him)
Ticket Seller Person - hi! Can I help you?
~Black Dragon~ - dur! Why else would we be here?!
T.S.P. - uhh. okay.
~Black Dragon~ - we want three for Darkness Falls, when's the next showing?
T.S.P. - in... (checks watch) fifteen minutes.
~Black Dragon~ - we'll take it!
T.S.P. - uhh. it's rated R.
~Black Dragon~ - so?
T.S.P. - (points at Hiei)
Kurama - he's old enough to see an R rated movie!
T.S.P. - I'll have to ask my manager. (is about to walk away. UNTIL.)
~Black Dragon~ - (unsheathes her katana. puts it to the T.S.P.'s throat) you let us into this movie or else we give you the same treatment we gave Some Creepy Old Irish Lady. got that?
Hiei - (also has his katana to her throat) say one word, and we'll make it worse.
T.S.P. - okay okay! Just don't hurt me!!
Kurama - let's go guys. (worries about the police a little)
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - (sheathe their katanas and prepare to see a movie)
Kurama - (sighs) (pulls out a rose and makes everything smell all pretty)
T.S.P. - who are you.? Did you pay yet?
Kurama - (holds up his ticket and walks away fast-ly)
Meanwhile. did anyone notice that Kurama left Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ to their own devices. for roughly fourteen seconds? Well. this is what happens.
Popcorn Seller Person - don't hurt me!!!
Crowd Of People - aaah! They have swords! Save us!!
~Black Dragon~ - we do NOT want a kiddie size.
Hiei - say one word to anyone about this and I make sure you DIE to regret it.
Kurama - HIEI!! ~BLACK DRAGON!!~ STOP DOING THAT!!!
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (sheathe their katanas) (look disappointed)
Kurama - (pulls own his rose. AGAIN. and makes everything smell all pretty.. AGAIN.)
Crowd Of People - (look dazed and stupefied)
P.S.P. - Can I help you?
Kurama - large popcorn, please.
P.S.P. - $4.50.
Kurama - (forks over the cash)
~Black Dragon~ - (snatches handful of popcorn) arigato, Kurama! (munchies on the popcorn)
Hiei - what IS this stuff?
~Black Dragon~ - it's popcorn... here! (hands Hiei some popcorn)
Hiei - (stares at the popcorn)
Kurama - just eat it, Hiei. It's pretty good.
Hiei - (eats a piece of popcorn) (nods in approval)
~Black Dragon~ - (smiles happily. for if Hiei is happy.. ~Black Dragon~ is happy)
Kurama - let's find a seat, or else we won't get one.
~Black Dragon~ - where should we sit?
Hiei - (scans the theatre) where's the best spot? You people are the ones who've actually seen a movie before, not me.
~Black Dragon~ - let's sit in the back.
Kurama - how about right in the middle?
~Black Dragon~ - back!
Kurama - middle..
~Black Dragon~ - BACK!
Kurama - ... okay!! Back!!
~Black Dragon~ - (runs off to sit in the back)
Hiei - (laughs a little at ~Black Dragon~'s antics)
Kurama - (sigh) (sits down)
Hiei - (sits between Kurama and ~Black Dragon~)
As we wait for the movie. Hiei notices that the theatre is relatively empty.
Hiei - why are we the only ones in here?
Kurama - usually a larger crowd will come in right before the movie starts. We have a few minutes to wait.
~Black Dragon~ - hai, plus this movie's been out for a few days now. So naturally everyone who has no life has already seen it. And you'd be surprised at how many people who have no lives!
Hiei - why, are they dead?
(A/N: please excuse me... I must take a moment to AWWW at Hiei's not- knowingness. awwwwwwwww! How cute!! Okay im done)
Kurama - (sigh) iie. it's a figure of speech.
Hiei - meaning..?
~Black Dragon~ - that they have nothing better to do besides go see movies on the very day they come out.
Hiei - ningens are strange.
~Black Dragon~ - I agree entirely.
Kurama - well THAT explains a lot.
(dramatic music. the movie starts)
Suddenly a crowd of thirty two people rushes in. slightly dazed and stupefied. and all file into seats. No one sits near Hiei or ~Black Dragon~. Kurama is slightly thankful; they have scared off some disappointed looking girls. and boys.
The theatre gets all dark-like.
~Black Dragon~ - shut up everybody! The movie's starting!
Crowd - (if they were talking. they aren't anymore)
And so in relative silence. they watch Darkness Falls. until "the running commentary" decides to do her thing.
~Black Dragon~ - NO! DON'T PUT HIM IN THE DARK!!
Later.
~Black Dragon~ - YOU FOOL!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
And then a scary part.
~Black Dragon~ - (bursts into hysterical laughter) what HORRIBLE special effects! That thing is SO PLASTIC!!
The credits eventually scroll down the screen.
~Black Dragon~ - that was horrible. The special effects sucked. That thing was PLASTIC! And that kid was a HORRIBLE actor. That movie sucks.
Kurama - . sure.
Hiei - (silence)
~Black Dragon~ - well, Hiei? What did you think?
Hiei - ... (more silence)
Kurama - ?
Hiei - .. that sucked. That thing was plastic. and that kid was horrible. He didn't look scared at all.
~Black Dragon~ - (pats Hiei on the back) good job!!
Kurama - (sweat drops)
As we exit the theatre.
Small Children - (crying) okkaa!!! Its DARK!!! IM SCARED!!!!
~Black Dragon~ - (bursts into laughter)
Kurama - (gives her a keep-your-big-mouth-shut look)
Hiei - (snickers)
Kurama - (gives Hiei a look just like ~Black Dragon~'s)
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (ignore Kurama and laugh)
~Black Dragon~ - I have an idea! Let's all go hang out at Kurama's.
Hiei - fine by me.
Kurama - (sweat drops)
~Black Dragon~ - what are you waiting for, Kurama! Let's go to your house and play video games!
Kurama - ... (heavy sigh)
~Black Dragon~ - what's the matter? Is Shiori at home?
Kurama - . iie, she's out for the weekend, actually.
~Black Dragon~ - all the better, then! We can stay up late and eat ice cream! (pulls out bag labeled "things that ~Black Dragon~ likes" and eats)
Hiei - where did you get that?
~Black Dragon~ - (points to "reviews" pile of zillions of reviews)
Hiei - oh.
~Black Dragon~ - here! (hands him "things that Hiei likes)
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (walking to Kurama's house with things that they like)
Kurama - (has nothing)
And so we arrive at Kurama's house.
~Black Dragon~ - what game do you guys want to play?
Kurama - we have plenty. I don't care.
Hiei - (looks through stacks of video games) geez Kurama. what do you do to get all this stuff from Shiori?
Kurama - good grades.
~Black Dragon~ - who cares how you got them. (although she looks jealous) the point is that we're gonna play them!
Kurama - (sighs again) I'll go get the ice cream then.
~Black Dragon~ - that's the spirit!! Think sugar!!
Hiei - mmmm. sweet snow.
Kurama goes into the kitchen and comes back with three bowls filled with ice cream.
~Black Dragon~ - I'm SO killing you!!
Hiei - yeah right!! I'm beating you worse than I was beating up Kuwabara!
~Black Dragon~ - ooh. low blow.
Hiei - ha! I almost got you!!
~Black Dragon~ - in your dreams!!!
Kurama witnesses the game as an innocent by-stander. Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ are murdering each other's characters on "James Bond."
Kurama - why are you playing "slappers only?"
~Black Dragon~ - we figured we'd just have a quick game with no weapons while we waited for the sweet snow.
Kurama - . I see.
Hiei - ha! I win!!
~Black Dragon~ - (hits "reset")
Hiei - what did you do that for?!
~Black Dragon~ - whoops.. (faked innocence)
Kurama - (yay! He's getting into the spirit!) look out now, you two. I'll kill you both!
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei simultaneously - dream on!!
Five Minutes later.
Kurama - how should I set this?
~Black Dragon~ - go to "characters." no!! "characters!!"
Kurama - okay okay! (moves his little cursor thingy to "characters")
~Black Dragon~ - ha! I'm Travelyan!! (presses A)
Hiei - iie! I want to be Travelyan.. Take it off!
~Black Dragon~ - you'll have to play me for him.
Kurama - what's the big deal?
Hiei - haven't you ever PLAYED this game?! Travelyan's the best character in the whole game!
~Black Dragon~ - yeah! He's the traitor who tries to kill Bond!
Kurama - O_o
Hiei - I'll be Bond then. at least I'm the one who killed you.
~Black Dragon~ - not anymore. Travelyan's alive and kickin'!!
Hiei - not for long!
Kurama - who should I be then?
~Black Dragon~ - (evil grin) you have to be Natalya until you beat someone.
Kurama - why?!
~Black Dragon~ - new rule. Since we didn't start yet, I can do that.
Kurama - (sighs) how do I get to be a different character?
Hiei - pay attention, kitsune! On the off chance you'll beat one of us, you get our character.
~Black Dragon~ - that's right.
Kurama - okaaay. (chooses Natalya)
~Black Dragon~ - now. go to weapons.
Kurama - let's play Golden Gun, ok?
Hiei - that's stupid. Let's play-
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - proximity mines!!!!!
Kurama - oh no.
Hiei - hai!!
Kurama - fine already!! (chooses "Proximity mines") now, what level?
~Black Dragon~ - Grid!! My favorite!
Hiei - that's in Perfect Dark.
~Black Dragon~ - oh yeah.
Hiei - (nods) we'll just have to overlook it and play-
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - COMPLEX!!!
Kurama - oh no.
Hiei - hai!!!
Kurama - okaaaay!!! (chooses "complex")
Hiei - now, as usual. ten times til you win.
~Black Dragon~ - that's right. everyone ready? GO!!
Five minutes later.
~Black Dragon~ - (laughing insanely) ha ha ha ha ha!! You'll never break through!!! (has locked self in a small room with proximity mines. has a KF7 Soviet)
Hiei - you stole my favorite gun! PAY!
~Black Dragon~ - how can it be YOUR favorite, when it's mine?
Kurama - where ARE you guys?
Hiei - follow the radar, stupid kitsune.
Kurama - (shoots him angry look)
Hiei - (runs right through the explosions unharmed and murders ~Black Dragon~ with his KF7 Soviet)
~Black Dragon~ - IIE!!!
Hiei - hai!!
Kurama - Hiei's winning.
Hiei - that's right I am! Now where are YOU, kitsune?
Kurama - iie!! Hiei! Spare me!!
Hiei - NEVER!
~Black Dragon~ - (came back to life and started to plot revenge)
Hiei - (runs out in front of Kurama from around the corner)
Kurama - (shrieks like a girl) Hiei!! SPARE ME!
Hiei - DIE KITSUNE!! (Kurama's Silenced PP7 is no match for Hiei's KF7)
~Black Dragon~ - hey you guys. maybe we SHOULD play Perfect Dark. They have the better guns on that game.
Kurama - like what?
~Black Dragon~ - like my favorite, the RCP120.
Hiei - or the Superdragon.
~Black Dragon~ - or the Reaper!
Hiei - yeaaah. the Reaper.
(Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ list a few more of their favorite guns)
Kurama - ..... It scares me that you know that.
Hiei - (smiles evilly) where are you, Natalya?
Kurama - oh, shut up! I didn't WANT to be Natalya!!
~Black Dragon~ - HAI! Proximity mines!!!!!
Hiei - so? I have my trusty KF7!
~Black Dragon~ - (pushes A) (her KF7 Soviet with fully loaded ammo pops up in her screen)
Hiei - iie!!!!! You will PAY!
Kurama - ooh, I found a bigger gun. (a KF7 pops up in his screen too)
~Black Dragon~ - (runs up behind Kurama's character and kills him. and is about to take his guns wheeen..)
Hiei - (appears in front of her) don't...touch...the gun..
~Black Dragon~ - don't you dare..
Hiei - I'll do it!
~Black Dragon~ - (reloads her gun) not if I do it first!
Hiei - how would you like to-
~Black Dragon~ form an alliance?
Hiei - precisely.
~Black Dragon~ - I'll take this end. you take that end. Got it?
Hiei - (nods)
Kurama - no fair!!
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (execute "Plan A")
Two minutes later.
Kurama - (shrieks like a girl) (his screen explodes and red covers it)
Hiei - hai!!
~Black Dragon~ - who's mine got him?
All wait in silent anticipation.
Hiei - HAI! It was mine! ("Killed Natalya" pops up in Hiei's screen)
~Black Dragon~ - good job! (high five's Hiei)
At the end of the round.
Hiei - HAI! I won!!
~Black Dragon~ - barely.
Kurama - I got "Shortest Innings" and "Lemming Award."
~Black Dragon~ - I got "Most Deadly" and "Where's the armor?" feh! Who needs armor?
Hiei - I got "Most Deadly" and "Longest Innings."
~Black Dragon~ - well, my weapon of choice was "KF7 Sovitet!"
Hiei - so was mine. So there.
Kurama - . I got "unarmed."
~Black Dragon~ - let's play Grid on Perfect Dark now!!
Hiei - hai!!!
Kurama - iie.. You guys kill at these games.
~Black Dragon~ - your point?
Kurama - so. let's play something I'M good at.
Hiei - what ARE you good at?
Kurama - I don't know. anything but these.
~Black Dragon~ - feh. All for Perfect Dark. say "I"
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - I
Kurama - (shoots them evil looks)
~Black Dragon~ - weeeeeell, consider this your practice.
Kurama - fine. I'll come back and kill you both!
~Black Dragon~ - well that's the spirit! Even though you have no chance in-
Hiei - we'll kick your-
Kurama - okay okay!! Just put it in!!
Hiei - no arguing this time. We're playing Grid. I'll set the guns.
~Black Dragon~ - I can do it, I memorized my Favorite Guns list. but I also have it saved on here.
Hiei - this one? (one labeled "~Black Dragon~'s Murdering List")
~Black Dragon~ - that's the one!
Kurama - (sigh) how did THAT get on here?
~Black Dragon~ - easy. I put it there.
Kurama - (sighs again)
Hiei - ooh! These are great!
~Black Dragon~'s Murdering List contains Superdragon, RCP120, and other guns they like.
Kurama - I'm doomed.
Hiei - hai. you are.
~Black Dragon~ - admitting is the first step.
Kurama - what's the second step.?
Hiei - you die, how's that?
~Black Dragon~ - works for me.
Kurama - (sigh) just start the game already!
Four minutes later.
~Black Dragon~ - (running around the level with her RCP120) you can't get me! I have my favorite gun and I'm on a killing spree now!!
Hiei - oh yeah? (holds up the Superdragon) mine's almost as good as yours.
~Black Dragon~ - yeah, right! I've played the game, Hiei!! The Superdragon is nowhere NEAR as good as the RCP120!
Hiei - (censored. remember the G rating, Hiei!)
Kurama - I have the CMPISO. What's that?
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - that gun sucks.
Kurama - .oh.
~Black Dragon~ - (runs up behind Kurama and kills him)
Hiei - I'll get you, you just wait.
Four minutes later.
Hiei - ha! I got you now!!
~Black Dragon~ - never!! ("kills" Hiei's character with her RCP120)
Hiei - iie!!!!!!
At the end of this round.
Kurama - I lost again.
~Black Dragon~ - HAI! I finally beat Hiei at Perfect Dark!!
Hiei - Hn. Beginner's luck.
~Black Dragon~ - but Hiei, it isn't beginner's luck. I'm just a lucky fool.
Kurama - (laughs)
Im sleepy and tired of typing. Send me in ideas, if not.. Hey who cares. I have a million of 'em.
Shippou - (yaaawn)
Shippou?! You're awake?!! Go to sleep!!
Shippou - I'm thirsty.
Go get water, then sleep. It's past your bedtime.
Shippou - o-kaaay.
That kitsune. if he weren't so kawaii I'd hurt him. But he's just so KAWAII! Lol
(FYI. Inuyasha isn't mine either, and no, I'm not adding them to this fic. well maybe later, chapter four hundred or so. if I feel like it)
Miroku - what are you TALKING about?
SQUEE! (hugs Miroku)
Miroku - ummmm.. Hi?
Oh, I was just saying that you don't have to be in this one.
Inuyasha - and why not?
Feel honored. Look at what happened to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
Miroku - (reads it and laughs)
See people?! My stuff is FUNNY! Miroku says so! (hugs Miroku)
Miroku - did you eat too much sugar again?
Maaaaaaybe...
Miroku - (falls down)
Flames and Torches to you all,
~Black Dragon~
(and for the fun of it. you don't get any water this chapter. If you give me many many reviews. then I'll be nice and put them up for sale again.)
Kurama - which movie you guys want to see?
~Black Dragon~ - what's playing?
Kurama - we have.. (A/N: these are what were suggested, but most of them I added just because I say so.) The Ring How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Darkness Falls Lord Of the Rings (both) Austin Powers in Goldmember A Jackie Chan movie (any movie. who cares?) Signs Panic Room (blah blah blah. Kurama lists out the movies)
Hiei - I've never heard of them.
~Black Dragon~ - well. do we want to see something scary.? Or something funny? Or what?
Kurama - I don't care. (there he goes again. never thinking of himself first. It's annoying. He'd better stop before I hurt him.)
Hiei - let's see a scary one.
~Black Dragon~ - good. I was going to see a scary one no matter what either of you said anyway.
Kurama - o_o;;
Hiei - which ones are scary?
~Black Dragon~ - lets see now.. The Ring, Darkness Falls, and Panic Room I guess. sorta.
Kurama - well at least we narrowed it down.
~Black Dragon~ - let's vote on it! I say Darkness Falls. just because it's newer, therefore much, much cooler.
Kurama - (gives her a look. a look kinda like a What-the-heck-are-you- talking-about? Look) (A/N: yes, I know. bad words DO sound better there. but I shall keep my G rating!! [determined] so there!!)
Hiei - then I'll vote Darkness Falls as well.
Kurama - okay then, I guess it's settled!
~Black Dragon~ - what WERE you going to say, Kurama?
Kurama - The Ring. but forget it.
Hiei - okay.
~Black Dragon~ - not a problem.
Kurama - (sighs. for he is the only polite person left in the world. poor him)
Ticket Seller Person - hi! Can I help you?
~Black Dragon~ - dur! Why else would we be here?!
T.S.P. - uhh. okay.
~Black Dragon~ - we want three for Darkness Falls, when's the next showing?
T.S.P. - in... (checks watch) fifteen minutes.
~Black Dragon~ - we'll take it!
T.S.P. - uhh. it's rated R.
~Black Dragon~ - so?
T.S.P. - (points at Hiei)
Kurama - he's old enough to see an R rated movie!
T.S.P. - I'll have to ask my manager. (is about to walk away. UNTIL.)
~Black Dragon~ - (unsheathes her katana. puts it to the T.S.P.'s throat) you let us into this movie or else we give you the same treatment we gave Some Creepy Old Irish Lady. got that?
Hiei - (also has his katana to her throat) say one word, and we'll make it worse.
T.S.P. - okay okay! Just don't hurt me!!
Kurama - let's go guys. (worries about the police a little)
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - (sheathe their katanas and prepare to see a movie)
Kurama - (sighs) (pulls out a rose and makes everything smell all pretty)
T.S.P. - who are you.? Did you pay yet?
Kurama - (holds up his ticket and walks away fast-ly)
Meanwhile. did anyone notice that Kurama left Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ to their own devices. for roughly fourteen seconds? Well. this is what happens.
Popcorn Seller Person - don't hurt me!!!
Crowd Of People - aaah! They have swords! Save us!!
~Black Dragon~ - we do NOT want a kiddie size.
Hiei - say one word to anyone about this and I make sure you DIE to regret it.
Kurama - HIEI!! ~BLACK DRAGON!!~ STOP DOING THAT!!!
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (sheathe their katanas) (look disappointed)
Kurama - (pulls own his rose. AGAIN. and makes everything smell all pretty.. AGAIN.)
Crowd Of People - (look dazed and stupefied)
P.S.P. - Can I help you?
Kurama - large popcorn, please.
P.S.P. - $4.50.
Kurama - (forks over the cash)
~Black Dragon~ - (snatches handful of popcorn) arigato, Kurama! (munchies on the popcorn)
Hiei - what IS this stuff?
~Black Dragon~ - it's popcorn... here! (hands Hiei some popcorn)
Hiei - (stares at the popcorn)
Kurama - just eat it, Hiei. It's pretty good.
Hiei - (eats a piece of popcorn) (nods in approval)
~Black Dragon~ - (smiles happily. for if Hiei is happy.. ~Black Dragon~ is happy)
Kurama - let's find a seat, or else we won't get one.
~Black Dragon~ - where should we sit?
Hiei - (scans the theatre) where's the best spot? You people are the ones who've actually seen a movie before, not me.
~Black Dragon~ - let's sit in the back.
Kurama - how about right in the middle?
~Black Dragon~ - back!
Kurama - middle..
~Black Dragon~ - BACK!
Kurama - ... okay!! Back!!
~Black Dragon~ - (runs off to sit in the back)
Hiei - (laughs a little at ~Black Dragon~'s antics)
Kurama - (sigh) (sits down)
Hiei - (sits between Kurama and ~Black Dragon~)
As we wait for the movie. Hiei notices that the theatre is relatively empty.
Hiei - why are we the only ones in here?
Kurama - usually a larger crowd will come in right before the movie starts. We have a few minutes to wait.
~Black Dragon~ - hai, plus this movie's been out for a few days now. So naturally everyone who has no life has already seen it. And you'd be surprised at how many people who have no lives!
Hiei - why, are they dead?
(A/N: please excuse me... I must take a moment to AWWW at Hiei's not- knowingness. awwwwwwwww! How cute!! Okay im done)
Kurama - (sigh) iie. it's a figure of speech.
Hiei - meaning..?
~Black Dragon~ - that they have nothing better to do besides go see movies on the very day they come out.
Hiei - ningens are strange.
~Black Dragon~ - I agree entirely.
Kurama - well THAT explains a lot.
(dramatic music. the movie starts)
Suddenly a crowd of thirty two people rushes in. slightly dazed and stupefied. and all file into seats. No one sits near Hiei or ~Black Dragon~. Kurama is slightly thankful; they have scared off some disappointed looking girls. and boys.
The theatre gets all dark-like.
~Black Dragon~ - shut up everybody! The movie's starting!
Crowd - (if they were talking. they aren't anymore)
And so in relative silence. they watch Darkness Falls. until "the running commentary" decides to do her thing.
~Black Dragon~ - NO! DON'T PUT HIM IN THE DARK!!
Later.
~Black Dragon~ - YOU FOOL!! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
And then a scary part.
~Black Dragon~ - (bursts into hysterical laughter) what HORRIBLE special effects! That thing is SO PLASTIC!!
The credits eventually scroll down the screen.
~Black Dragon~ - that was horrible. The special effects sucked. That thing was PLASTIC! And that kid was a HORRIBLE actor. That movie sucks.
Kurama - . sure.
Hiei - (silence)
~Black Dragon~ - well, Hiei? What did you think?
Hiei - ... (more silence)
Kurama - ?
Hiei - .. that sucked. That thing was plastic. and that kid was horrible. He didn't look scared at all.
~Black Dragon~ - (pats Hiei on the back) good job!!
Kurama - (sweat drops)
As we exit the theatre.
Small Children - (crying) okkaa!!! Its DARK!!! IM SCARED!!!!
~Black Dragon~ - (bursts into laughter)
Kurama - (gives her a keep-your-big-mouth-shut look)
Hiei - (snickers)
Kurama - (gives Hiei a look just like ~Black Dragon~'s)
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (ignore Kurama and laugh)
~Black Dragon~ - I have an idea! Let's all go hang out at Kurama's.
Hiei - fine by me.
Kurama - (sweat drops)
~Black Dragon~ - what are you waiting for, Kurama! Let's go to your house and play video games!
Kurama - ... (heavy sigh)
~Black Dragon~ - what's the matter? Is Shiori at home?
Kurama - . iie, she's out for the weekend, actually.
~Black Dragon~ - all the better, then! We can stay up late and eat ice cream! (pulls out bag labeled "things that ~Black Dragon~ likes" and eats)
Hiei - where did you get that?
~Black Dragon~ - (points to "reviews" pile of zillions of reviews)
Hiei - oh.
~Black Dragon~ - here! (hands him "things that Hiei likes)
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (walking to Kurama's house with things that they like)
Kurama - (has nothing)
And so we arrive at Kurama's house.
~Black Dragon~ - what game do you guys want to play?
Kurama - we have plenty. I don't care.
Hiei - (looks through stacks of video games) geez Kurama. what do you do to get all this stuff from Shiori?
Kurama - good grades.
~Black Dragon~ - who cares how you got them. (although she looks jealous) the point is that we're gonna play them!
Kurama - (sighs again) I'll go get the ice cream then.
~Black Dragon~ - that's the spirit!! Think sugar!!
Hiei - mmmm. sweet snow.
Kurama goes into the kitchen and comes back with three bowls filled with ice cream.
~Black Dragon~ - I'm SO killing you!!
Hiei - yeah right!! I'm beating you worse than I was beating up Kuwabara!
~Black Dragon~ - ooh. low blow.
Hiei - ha! I almost got you!!
~Black Dragon~ - in your dreams!!!
Kurama witnesses the game as an innocent by-stander. Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ are murdering each other's characters on "James Bond."
Kurama - why are you playing "slappers only?"
~Black Dragon~ - we figured we'd just have a quick game with no weapons while we waited for the sweet snow.
Kurama - . I see.
Hiei - ha! I win!!
~Black Dragon~ - (hits "reset")
Hiei - what did you do that for?!
~Black Dragon~ - whoops.. (faked innocence)
Kurama - (yay! He's getting into the spirit!) look out now, you two. I'll kill you both!
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei simultaneously - dream on!!
Five Minutes later.
Kurama - how should I set this?
~Black Dragon~ - go to "characters." no!! "characters!!"
Kurama - okay okay! (moves his little cursor thingy to "characters")
~Black Dragon~ - ha! I'm Travelyan!! (presses A)
Hiei - iie! I want to be Travelyan.. Take it off!
~Black Dragon~ - you'll have to play me for him.
Kurama - what's the big deal?
Hiei - haven't you ever PLAYED this game?! Travelyan's the best character in the whole game!
~Black Dragon~ - yeah! He's the traitor who tries to kill Bond!
Kurama - O_o
Hiei - I'll be Bond then. at least I'm the one who killed you.
~Black Dragon~ - not anymore. Travelyan's alive and kickin'!!
Hiei - not for long!
Kurama - who should I be then?
~Black Dragon~ - (evil grin) you have to be Natalya until you beat someone.
Kurama - why?!
~Black Dragon~ - new rule. Since we didn't start yet, I can do that.
Kurama - (sighs) how do I get to be a different character?
Hiei - pay attention, kitsune! On the off chance you'll beat one of us, you get our character.
~Black Dragon~ - that's right.
Kurama - okaaay. (chooses Natalya)
~Black Dragon~ - now. go to weapons.
Kurama - let's play Golden Gun, ok?
Hiei - that's stupid. Let's play-
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - proximity mines!!!!!
Kurama - oh no.
Hiei - hai!!
Kurama - fine already!! (chooses "Proximity mines") now, what level?
~Black Dragon~ - Grid!! My favorite!
Hiei - that's in Perfect Dark.
~Black Dragon~ - oh yeah.
Hiei - (nods) we'll just have to overlook it and play-
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - COMPLEX!!!
Kurama - oh no.
Hiei - hai!!!
Kurama - okaaaay!!! (chooses "complex")
Hiei - now, as usual. ten times til you win.
~Black Dragon~ - that's right. everyone ready? GO!!
Five minutes later.
~Black Dragon~ - (laughing insanely) ha ha ha ha ha!! You'll never break through!!! (has locked self in a small room with proximity mines. has a KF7 Soviet)
Hiei - you stole my favorite gun! PAY!
~Black Dragon~ - how can it be YOUR favorite, when it's mine?
Kurama - where ARE you guys?
Hiei - follow the radar, stupid kitsune.
Kurama - (shoots him angry look)
Hiei - (runs right through the explosions unharmed and murders ~Black Dragon~ with his KF7 Soviet)
~Black Dragon~ - IIE!!!
Hiei - hai!!
Kurama - Hiei's winning.
Hiei - that's right I am! Now where are YOU, kitsune?
Kurama - iie!! Hiei! Spare me!!
Hiei - NEVER!
~Black Dragon~ - (came back to life and started to plot revenge)
Hiei - (runs out in front of Kurama from around the corner)
Kurama - (shrieks like a girl) Hiei!! SPARE ME!
Hiei - DIE KITSUNE!! (Kurama's Silenced PP7 is no match for Hiei's KF7)
~Black Dragon~ - hey you guys. maybe we SHOULD play Perfect Dark. They have the better guns on that game.
Kurama - like what?
~Black Dragon~ - like my favorite, the RCP120.
Hiei - or the Superdragon.
~Black Dragon~ - or the Reaper!
Hiei - yeaaah. the Reaper.
(Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ list a few more of their favorite guns)
Kurama - ..... It scares me that you know that.
Hiei - (smiles evilly) where are you, Natalya?
Kurama - oh, shut up! I didn't WANT to be Natalya!!
~Black Dragon~ - HAI! Proximity mines!!!!!
Hiei - so? I have my trusty KF7!
~Black Dragon~ - (pushes A) (her KF7 Soviet with fully loaded ammo pops up in her screen)
Hiei - iie!!!!! You will PAY!
Kurama - ooh, I found a bigger gun. (a KF7 pops up in his screen too)
~Black Dragon~ - (runs up behind Kurama's character and kills him. and is about to take his guns wheeen..)
Hiei - (appears in front of her) don't...touch...the gun..
~Black Dragon~ - don't you dare..
Hiei - I'll do it!
~Black Dragon~ - (reloads her gun) not if I do it first!
Hiei - how would you like to-
~Black Dragon~ form an alliance?
Hiei - precisely.
~Black Dragon~ - I'll take this end. you take that end. Got it?
Hiei - (nods)
Kurama - no fair!!
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (execute "Plan A")
Two minutes later.
Kurama - (shrieks like a girl) (his screen explodes and red covers it)
Hiei - hai!!
~Black Dragon~ - who's mine got him?
All wait in silent anticipation.
Hiei - HAI! It was mine! ("Killed Natalya" pops up in Hiei's screen)
~Black Dragon~ - good job! (high five's Hiei)
At the end of the round.
Hiei - HAI! I won!!
~Black Dragon~ - barely.
Kurama - I got "Shortest Innings" and "Lemming Award."
~Black Dragon~ - I got "Most Deadly" and "Where's the armor?" feh! Who needs armor?
Hiei - I got "Most Deadly" and "Longest Innings."
~Black Dragon~ - well, my weapon of choice was "KF7 Sovitet!"
Hiei - so was mine. So there.
Kurama - . I got "unarmed."
~Black Dragon~ - let's play Grid on Perfect Dark now!!
Hiei - hai!!!
Kurama - iie.. You guys kill at these games.
~Black Dragon~ - your point?
Kurama - so. let's play something I'M good at.
Hiei - what ARE you good at?
Kurama - I don't know. anything but these.
~Black Dragon~ - feh. All for Perfect Dark. say "I"
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - I
Kurama - (shoots them evil looks)
~Black Dragon~ - weeeeeell, consider this your practice.
Kurama - fine. I'll come back and kill you both!
~Black Dragon~ - well that's the spirit! Even though you have no chance in-
Hiei - we'll kick your-
Kurama - okay okay!! Just put it in!!
Hiei - no arguing this time. We're playing Grid. I'll set the guns.
~Black Dragon~ - I can do it, I memorized my Favorite Guns list. but I also have it saved on here.
Hiei - this one? (one labeled "~Black Dragon~'s Murdering List")
~Black Dragon~ - that's the one!
Kurama - (sigh) how did THAT get on here?
~Black Dragon~ - easy. I put it there.
Kurama - (sighs again)
Hiei - ooh! These are great!
~Black Dragon~'s Murdering List contains Superdragon, RCP120, and other guns they like.
Kurama - I'm doomed.
Hiei - hai. you are.
~Black Dragon~ - admitting is the first step.
Kurama - what's the second step.?
Hiei - you die, how's that?
~Black Dragon~ - works for me.
Kurama - (sigh) just start the game already!
Four minutes later.
~Black Dragon~ - (running around the level with her RCP120) you can't get me! I have my favorite gun and I'm on a killing spree now!!
Hiei - oh yeah? (holds up the Superdragon) mine's almost as good as yours.
~Black Dragon~ - yeah, right! I've played the game, Hiei!! The Superdragon is nowhere NEAR as good as the RCP120!
Hiei - (censored. remember the G rating, Hiei!)
Kurama - I have the CMPISO. What's that?
~Black Dragon~ and Hiei - that gun sucks.
Kurama - .oh.
~Black Dragon~ - (runs up behind Kurama and kills him)
Hiei - I'll get you, you just wait.
Four minutes later.
Hiei - ha! I got you now!!
~Black Dragon~ - never!! ("kills" Hiei's character with her RCP120)
Hiei - iie!!!!!!
At the end of this round.
Kurama - I lost again.
~Black Dragon~ - HAI! I finally beat Hiei at Perfect Dark!!
Hiei - Hn. Beginner's luck.
~Black Dragon~ - but Hiei, it isn't beginner's luck. I'm just a lucky fool.
Kurama - (laughs)
Im sleepy and tired of typing. Send me in ideas, if not.. Hey who cares. I have a million of 'em.
Shippou - (yaaawn)
Shippou?! You're awake?!! Go to sleep!!
Shippou - I'm thirsty.
Go get water, then sleep. It's past your bedtime.
Shippou - o-kaaay.
That kitsune. if he weren't so kawaii I'd hurt him. But he's just so KAWAII! Lol
(FYI. Inuyasha isn't mine either, and no, I'm not adding them to this fic. well maybe later, chapter four hundred or so. if I feel like it)
Miroku - what are you TALKING about?
SQUEE! (hugs Miroku)
Miroku - ummmm.. Hi?
Oh, I was just saying that you don't have to be in this one.
Inuyasha - and why not?
Feel honored. Look at what happened to Yusuke and Kuwabara.
Miroku - (reads it and laughs)
See people?! My stuff is FUNNY! Miroku says so! (hugs Miroku)
Miroku - did you eat too much sugar again?
Maaaaaaybe...
Miroku - (falls down)
Flames and Torches to you all,
~Black Dragon~
(and for the fun of it. you don't get any water this chapter. If you give me many many reviews. then I'll be nice and put them up for sale again.)