CHAPTER 6 - I just like the video game idea. So I shall keep it up! YAY!
This really has nothing to do with elevators anymore. (or does it?!)
DISCLAIMER - I don't own it. I might, someday. But no, not right now.
(cries)
Hiei - (pat pat) its okay.
Hiei-sama?! What the-?!
Hiei - they paid me to say that.
Oh.
ON WITH THE FIC!
Kurama - what now?
Hiei - whatever. I don't care.
~Black Dragon~ - whatever Hiei wants to do.
Kurama - what about me?
~Black Dragon~ - what ABOUT you?
Kurama - (sigh) nothing.
Hiei - I have an idea.
~Black Dragon~ - so do I!
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ simultaneously - SWEET SNOW!
Kurama - no way, nu-uh, I'm not taking you two ANYWHERE in the Ningenkai. EVER AGAIN.
Hiei - now.
~Black Dragon~ - or else.
Kurama - NO!
Hiei - YES!
Kurama - NO!
Hiei - YES!
Kurama - NO!
Hiei - YES!
Kurama - NO!
~Black Dragon~ - YES!!!!!!!!!
Kurama - ....... I hate you.
~Black Dragon~ - awww, Kurama-sama, you don't REALLY hate me, do you?
Kurama - (sigh) no..
Hiei - sweet snow. NOW.
~Black Dragon~ - (runs out the door)
AT THE ICE CREAM PLACE
Hiei - more than THAT, Kurama!
~Black Dragon~ - what are you THINKING?
Kurama - (rolls eyes) that's as big as it gets. You can have more later.
~Black Dragon~ - it all depends on when "later" is.
Kurama - (sigh) as soon as you want it.
Hiei - now. (has finished his)
~Black Dragon~ - me too. (has also finished hers)
Kurama - (supplies them with multiple ice creams)
Hiei - good. You can do what you want to. I'll stay and eat this.
Kurama - I'm not leaving you two unsupervised in a public place, Hiei.
~Black Dragon~ - yes you are.
Kurama - but, why?
~Black Dragon~ - because I said so.
Kurama - oh. Okay..
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (wait for Kurama to leave, which he does)
Hiei - come on. Let's go.
~Black Dragon~ - sounds like a plan!
Kurama - (back at his house) I never should have left them..
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Hiei - what do you want to do?
~Black Dragon~ - lets go terrorize the ningens! (a bush bursts into flames, people run away screaming)
Hiei - (laughs) works for me.
AND SO - for two hours or so, Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ run around the town and set things on fire. And scare people with their fire-demonness and their flames and torches and katanas and what-not.
Kurama - (searching frantically for them)
Hiei - that was fun.
~Black Dragon~ - Hiei?
Hiei - hai?
~Black Dragon~ - lets go back to Kurama's and play Perfect Dark again.
AND so they do.
AT THE MENTAL INSTITUTION -
Yusuke - dolphin-bad?
Random Worker - yes Yusuke!! Good!
Kuwabara - kitty-good?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!
Random Worker - no!! bad Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara - (screams in agony) (A/N - he was electrocuted. See the zzzt?)
Yusuke - (is scared) dolphins bad, dolphins bad, dolphins bad..
Kuwabara - I miss my Eikichi. When can I go home?
Random Worker - OHMYGOD he said something UNDERSTANDABLE!! He's sane.
Kuwabara - yaaaaay!
Random Worker - one more, for old time's sake.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!
Kuwabara - (screams in agony)
Yusuke - DOLPHIN BAD!! DOLPHIN BAD!!!
Random Worker - sure Yusuke, sure (has fun ZZT-ing Kuwabara some more)
Kuwabara - (walks home, extra crispy)
Yusuke - all right, that's it. I'm not doing this anymore.
Random Worker - huh?! That's not in the script.. (flips through his script)
~Black Dragon~ - (has a microphone) Yusuke!!! What are you DOING?!
Yusuke - I quit. Its not worth it. Give me my paycheck for what I've already done and let me get outta here. Me and Keiko are going to the movies.
Keiko - (walks onto the set) YUSUKE!! You get back in there and keep acting!!
Yusuke - you-you don't want to go to the movies?
Keiko - of course I do, Yusuke. But how will we ever make it anywhere if you don't have any MONEY?!
Yusuke - I can get a job.
All - (burst out laughing)
Yusuke - shut up!
Hiei - (walks onto the set) how are WE gonna finish and get paid if YOU quit?
~Black Dragon~ - you tell 'em, Hiei!
Kurama - come on, Yusuke! Look at what I had to endure!!! (pointing to his script)
~Black Dragon~ - (laughs) gomen nasai, Kurama-san. I had to do it.
Kurama - (rolls eyes) suuuuure you did.
Kuwabara - (returns to the set with Eikichi in his hand) Urumeshi! What are you DOING?!
Yusuke - I'm quitting. I refuse to be electrocuted.
Kuwabara - but I had to get electrocuted first, you didn't even GO yet!
Yusuke - because I'm not an idiot.
Random Worker - (pushes a button)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Yusuke - (screams in agony)
Random Worker - she made me do it. I got paid for that part, right?
~Black Dragon~ - five bucks.
Random Worker - FIVE?! That's not even enough for a bucket of water!!
~Black Dragon~ - ten bucks to whoever can make Yusuke scream like a girl!!
(Yusuke bursts into flames)
Yusuke - (screams in horror like a girl)
Hiei - I did that.
~Black Dragon~ - lair!! I did that!
Hiei - (throws her a death glare, and a look, it's a shut-up-and-give-me- the-ten-bucks-and-no-one-will-ever-know look)
~Black Dragon~ - (hands him ten dollars) (throws him an I-was-gonna-give-it- to-you-anyway look)
Hiei - arigato.
~Black Dragon~ - (grins evilly) thirty to whoever shaves Kurama's head.
Kurama - (shrieks like girl) (runs for dear life)
All - (pull razors out of nowhere)
BZZZZZZZ!!
Kurama - (shrieks like a girl again) (runs for his miserable life) (A/N - look! I quoted off one of my reviewers!!!! Yes, I AM stupid, aren't I?)
Hiei - (easily catches him) (shaves Kurama's head)
Kurama - (shrieks) (passes out)
Hiei - my money?
~Black Dragon~ - of course (pays him).
Hiei - domo.
~Black Dragon~ - welcome. NOW... I have tortured Kurama enough, ne? twenty to whoever can-
Hiei - kill Kuwabara.
~Black Dragon~ - precisely.
Kuwabara - (shrieks like girl) (A/N - what is it with these guys and shrieking like girls?)
Kuwabara bursts into flames.
~Black Dragon~ - Hiei did it that time.
Hiei - O_o (thinking - I didn't do that..?)
~Black Dragon~ - (hands him the money anyway)
Hiei - (confused, yet paid, so the world is A-OK)
~Black Dragon~ - NOW, thirty bucks to whoever has a clever plan on ending this fic!
Hiei - I know! (he must REALLY want that money, or else I'm playing him OOC..)
~Black Dragon~ - nani?
Hiei - sweet snow?
~Black Dragon~ - you know it!
AND SO, Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ went out for ice cream and then they set the place on fire because it wasn't enough sweet snow for Hiei. Kurama was bald, and Kuwabara is still, to this day, running around in circles, shrieking like a girl. Yusuke moved into the mental institution, and Eikichi is the normallest of all, she lives in a tree. Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ moved to the Makai and took it over, and got married. OWARI.
Well now! How'dja like that?! Good ending? NO? I don't care. I wanted to end it, and so I did. Thanks to all my reviewers, for giving me ideas, and YES, I know the Kurama head-shaving bit was used in "Purple High" (read it, its good) but I had this idea for awhile, so don't hurt me! It isn't plagirism if I already had it, is it? If not, consider this a sincere apology to the author of Purple High, and I didn't mean to steal the idea (even though I DIDN'T)
Flames and Torches, ~Black Dragon~
PS - water and the complimentary bucket is 30 dollars, yay!
ON WITH THE FIC!
Kurama - what now?
Hiei - whatever. I don't care.
~Black Dragon~ - whatever Hiei wants to do.
Kurama - what about me?
~Black Dragon~ - what ABOUT you?
Kurama - (sigh) nothing.
Hiei - I have an idea.
~Black Dragon~ - so do I!
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ simultaneously - SWEET SNOW!
Kurama - no way, nu-uh, I'm not taking you two ANYWHERE in the Ningenkai. EVER AGAIN.
Hiei - now.
~Black Dragon~ - or else.
Kurama - NO!
Hiei - YES!
Kurama - NO!
Hiei - YES!
Kurama - NO!
Hiei - YES!
Kurama - NO!
~Black Dragon~ - YES!!!!!!!!!
Kurama - ....... I hate you.
~Black Dragon~ - awww, Kurama-sama, you don't REALLY hate me, do you?
Kurama - (sigh) no..
Hiei - sweet snow. NOW.
~Black Dragon~ - (runs out the door)
AT THE ICE CREAM PLACE
Hiei - more than THAT, Kurama!
~Black Dragon~ - what are you THINKING?
Kurama - (rolls eyes) that's as big as it gets. You can have more later.
~Black Dragon~ - it all depends on when "later" is.
Kurama - (sigh) as soon as you want it.
Hiei - now. (has finished his)
~Black Dragon~ - me too. (has also finished hers)
Kurama - (supplies them with multiple ice creams)
Hiei - good. You can do what you want to. I'll stay and eat this.
Kurama - I'm not leaving you two unsupervised in a public place, Hiei.
~Black Dragon~ - yes you are.
Kurama - but, why?
~Black Dragon~ - because I said so.
Kurama - oh. Okay..
Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ - (wait for Kurama to leave, which he does)
Hiei - come on. Let's go.
~Black Dragon~ - sounds like a plan!
Kurama - (back at his house) I never should have left them..
SOMEWHERE ELSE
Hiei - what do you want to do?
~Black Dragon~ - lets go terrorize the ningens! (a bush bursts into flames, people run away screaming)
Hiei - (laughs) works for me.
AND SO - for two hours or so, Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ run around the town and set things on fire. And scare people with their fire-demonness and their flames and torches and katanas and what-not.
Kurama - (searching frantically for them)
Hiei - that was fun.
~Black Dragon~ - Hiei?
Hiei - hai?
~Black Dragon~ - lets go back to Kurama's and play Perfect Dark again.
AND so they do.
AT THE MENTAL INSTITUTION -
Yusuke - dolphin-bad?
Random Worker - yes Yusuke!! Good!
Kuwabara - kitty-good?
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!
Random Worker - no!! bad Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara - (screams in agony) (A/N - he was electrocuted. See the zzzt?)
Yusuke - (is scared) dolphins bad, dolphins bad, dolphins bad..
Kuwabara - I miss my Eikichi. When can I go home?
Random Worker - OHMYGOD he said something UNDERSTANDABLE!! He's sane.
Kuwabara - yaaaaay!
Random Worker - one more, for old time's sake.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!!
Kuwabara - (screams in agony)
Yusuke - DOLPHIN BAD!! DOLPHIN BAD!!!
Random Worker - sure Yusuke, sure (has fun ZZT-ing Kuwabara some more)
Kuwabara - (walks home, extra crispy)
Yusuke - all right, that's it. I'm not doing this anymore.
Random Worker - huh?! That's not in the script.. (flips through his script)
~Black Dragon~ - (has a microphone) Yusuke!!! What are you DOING?!
Yusuke - I quit. Its not worth it. Give me my paycheck for what I've already done and let me get outta here. Me and Keiko are going to the movies.
Keiko - (walks onto the set) YUSUKE!! You get back in there and keep acting!!
Yusuke - you-you don't want to go to the movies?
Keiko - of course I do, Yusuke. But how will we ever make it anywhere if you don't have any MONEY?!
Yusuke - I can get a job.
All - (burst out laughing)
Yusuke - shut up!
Hiei - (walks onto the set) how are WE gonna finish and get paid if YOU quit?
~Black Dragon~ - you tell 'em, Hiei!
Kurama - come on, Yusuke! Look at what I had to endure!!! (pointing to his script)
~Black Dragon~ - (laughs) gomen nasai, Kurama-san. I had to do it.
Kurama - (rolls eyes) suuuuure you did.
Kuwabara - (returns to the set with Eikichi in his hand) Urumeshi! What are you DOING?!
Yusuke - I'm quitting. I refuse to be electrocuted.
Kuwabara - but I had to get electrocuted first, you didn't even GO yet!
Yusuke - because I'm not an idiot.
Random Worker - (pushes a button)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
Yusuke - (screams in agony)
Random Worker - she made me do it. I got paid for that part, right?
~Black Dragon~ - five bucks.
Random Worker - FIVE?! That's not even enough for a bucket of water!!
~Black Dragon~ - ten bucks to whoever can make Yusuke scream like a girl!!
(Yusuke bursts into flames)
Yusuke - (screams in horror like a girl)
Hiei - I did that.
~Black Dragon~ - lair!! I did that!
Hiei - (throws her a death glare, and a look, it's a shut-up-and-give-me- the-ten-bucks-and-no-one-will-ever-know look)
~Black Dragon~ - (hands him ten dollars) (throws him an I-was-gonna-give-it- to-you-anyway look)
Hiei - arigato.
~Black Dragon~ - (grins evilly) thirty to whoever shaves Kurama's head.
Kurama - (shrieks like girl) (runs for dear life)
All - (pull razors out of nowhere)
BZZZZZZZ!!
Kurama - (shrieks like a girl again) (runs for his miserable life) (A/N - look! I quoted off one of my reviewers!!!! Yes, I AM stupid, aren't I?)
Hiei - (easily catches him) (shaves Kurama's head)
Kurama - (shrieks) (passes out)
Hiei - my money?
~Black Dragon~ - of course (pays him).
Hiei - domo.
~Black Dragon~ - welcome. NOW... I have tortured Kurama enough, ne? twenty to whoever can-
Hiei - kill Kuwabara.
~Black Dragon~ - precisely.
Kuwabara - (shrieks like girl) (A/N - what is it with these guys and shrieking like girls?)
Kuwabara bursts into flames.
~Black Dragon~ - Hiei did it that time.
Hiei - O_o (thinking - I didn't do that..?)
~Black Dragon~ - (hands him the money anyway)
Hiei - (confused, yet paid, so the world is A-OK)
~Black Dragon~ - NOW, thirty bucks to whoever has a clever plan on ending this fic!
Hiei - I know! (he must REALLY want that money, or else I'm playing him OOC..)
~Black Dragon~ - nani?
Hiei - sweet snow?
~Black Dragon~ - you know it!
AND SO, Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ went out for ice cream and then they set the place on fire because it wasn't enough sweet snow for Hiei. Kurama was bald, and Kuwabara is still, to this day, running around in circles, shrieking like a girl. Yusuke moved into the mental institution, and Eikichi is the normallest of all, she lives in a tree. Hiei and ~Black Dragon~ moved to the Makai and took it over, and got married. OWARI.
Well now! How'dja like that?! Good ending? NO? I don't care. I wanted to end it, and so I did. Thanks to all my reviewers, for giving me ideas, and YES, I know the Kurama head-shaving bit was used in "Purple High" (read it, its good) but I had this idea for awhile, so don't hurt me! It isn't plagirism if I already had it, is it? If not, consider this a sincere apology to the author of Purple High, and I didn't mean to steal the idea (even though I DIDN'T)
Flames and Torches, ~Black Dragon~
PS - water and the complimentary bucket is 30 dollars, yay!