I'm feeling especially happy today!! So I'll update THIS FIC because it
seems to be the best one of mine. . . that people liked. . . so yay!
DISCLAIMER: why do you keep asking?! I told you - I Don't OWN YU YU HAKUSHO!
~*~*~*~*~* SCREW THE MARRIAGE IDEA! We're back at the studio!
Cameraman - can we start rolling?
~Black Dragon~ - shoot! . . . err, I mean. . . ACTION!
Yusuke - I DON'T WANNA!
Hiei - *death glares*
Yusuke - *cringes in fear*
~Black Dragon~ - HURRY UP YOU!
Yusuke - okay okay!
Black Dragon - thank you- HEY! What happened to my ~ thingies?!
VOICE FROM SKY - You don't get them anymore! Ha! Ha ha!
Black Dragon - why, oh holy voice from sky?!
VOICE FROM SKY - it's VOICE FROM SKY, not "voice from sky," stupid!!
Black Dragon - why, oh holy VOICE FROM SKY?!
VOICE FROM SKY - it's your punishment for not updating this!
Black Dragon - oh. Carry on, Yusuke!
Yusuke - Keiko, I love you!! *pause* what is this crap?! These are the sappiest lines EVER!
Keiko - yes, they are. . .
Black Dragon - let me see that! *snatches copy of the script* WHAT?! This is stupid!
Script - *spontaneously combusts*
Minna - O.o
Black Dragon - here! the new script!
New Script - *is inanimate - does not speak*
Hiei - *reading script* Hn.
Keiko - *rolls eyes* wow, that's creative. . .
Black Dragon - *screams through megaphone* READ YOUR LINES!
Yusuke - *staring at wall*
Black Dragon - Yusuke. . .
Yusuke - *staring at wall*
Black Dragon - YUSUKE!
Yusuke - *staring at wall*
Black Dragon - YUSUKE PAY ATTENTION!
Yusuke - . . . what?
Black Dragon - *frustrated mark* read. . . your . . . lines.
Yusuke - OKAY! *reading script* Keiko, do you want to go to the movies or something later?
Keiko - *reading script* okay!
Hiei - . . . that's all the script there is. . .?
Black Dragon - I didn't feel like making any more, so sue me!
Hiei - *sues*
Black Dragon - HIEI!!!
Hiei - what?
Black Dragon - DON'T SUE ME YOU DUNCE!
Hiei - . . . dunce? O.o
Yusuke - it's like idiot.
Black Dragon - yeah, you would know!
Keiko - you TOLD him to sue you, remember?
Black Dragon - oh yeah!! Well, then sue, I don't care. Lets get ice cream!
Hiei - sweet snow?
Yusuke - -_-;;;
Kurama - hi guys! ^^
Minna - hi, Kurama-kun!
Kurama - what's up?
Yusuke - Black Dragon gave us more stupid lines to do and now they want ice cream.
Hiei/Black Dragon - sweet snow!
Kuwabara - hi, guys!
*crickets chirping*
Kuwabara - *spontaneously combusts*
Black Dragon - IDEA!!!!!!!
Minna - O.o
Black Dragon - *snaps fingers*
~*~*~ INSIDE RANDOM ELEVATOR ~*~*~*~
Yusuke - *looks around* another elevator?
Minna - *nod*
Yusuke - DAMN! *makes dents in the wall*
Kurama - oh dear God. . .
Large Woman - *gets on elevator*
Minna - O.o
Large woman - hello! I'm a large woman! ^^
Minna - O.O
Kurama - by my calculations. . . . *does calculations in his head*
Minna - *watch him do his calculations and what-not*
Kurama - HOLY SHIT!
Minna - O.O OMG! Kurama said a potty word!
Kurama - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Large Woman - and I'm a Large Woman!
Minna - O.o okaaaaaaaaay. . . WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIE!
Hiei - Kurama. . . can I ask why we're all going to die?
Kurama - *points at Large Woman*
Elevator Cable - *SNAP*
Elevator - *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING*
Minna - *shriek* we're all gonna die!
Fat Woman - *spontaneously combust* O.O *gasp* I have spontaneously combusted?! NOOOOO!
Hiei - had to do it . . .
Fat Woman - *fat suit melts off*
Minna - *GASP!!!*
Black Dragon - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mukuro - oh, darn! My fat-suit!
Minna - O.O
Kurama - if you're not really fat, how did the cable break?
Mukuro - I cut it, silly!
Kurama - O.O
Elevator - *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING*
Black Dragon - *snaps fingers*
Minna - *magically transported to. . . big green field*
Kuwabara - *appears in elevator* EIKICHI?! Where did you go?!
Elevator - *CRASH!*
~*~*~ RANDOM GREEN FIELD ~*~*~*~*~
Mukuro - why are we in a green field?
Black Dragon - *sets Mukuro on fire*
Mukuro - aaah! I'm on fire!
Yusuke - go figure.
Kurama - *holds up marshmallows*
Black Dragon - hey, thanks! MARSHMALLOWS!
Yusuke - reminds me of the good ole' days, when we went to sea world. . .
Hiei - Yup.
Minna - *eating marshmallows*
Mukuro - *is reduced to pile of UGLY ashes*
Black Dragon - lets go ride an elevator! *snaps*
Minna - NOOOOOOOO- *are transported*
~*~*~*~ RANDOM LITTER BOX ~*~*~*~*
minna - O.O
Yusuke - how the hell did we get into this litter box?! And how do we all fit?!
Black Dragon - good question!
Minna - -_-;;;;
Black Dragon - *snaps again*
~*~*~*~ RANDOM ELEVATOR ~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~
AND SO WE LEAVE OUR *ahem* HEROES. . .
Yes, cliffy. REVIEW ME OR ELSE! MUAHAHA
Just so's you know, it's 2:17 in the morning. . . AND I HAVE SUGAR!
The world is unsafe!
Flames and Torches,
~Black Dragon~
DISCLAIMER: why do you keep asking?! I told you - I Don't OWN YU YU HAKUSHO!
~*~*~*~*~* SCREW THE MARRIAGE IDEA! We're back at the studio!
Cameraman - can we start rolling?
~Black Dragon~ - shoot! . . . err, I mean. . . ACTION!
Yusuke - I DON'T WANNA!
Hiei - *death glares*
Yusuke - *cringes in fear*
~Black Dragon~ - HURRY UP YOU!
Yusuke - okay okay!
Black Dragon - thank you- HEY! What happened to my ~ thingies?!
VOICE FROM SKY - You don't get them anymore! Ha! Ha ha!
Black Dragon - why, oh holy voice from sky?!
VOICE FROM SKY - it's VOICE FROM SKY, not "voice from sky," stupid!!
Black Dragon - why, oh holy VOICE FROM SKY?!
VOICE FROM SKY - it's your punishment for not updating this!
Black Dragon - oh. Carry on, Yusuke!
Yusuke - Keiko, I love you!! *pause* what is this crap?! These are the sappiest lines EVER!
Keiko - yes, they are. . .
Black Dragon - let me see that! *snatches copy of the script* WHAT?! This is stupid!
Script - *spontaneously combusts*
Minna - O.o
Black Dragon - here! the new script!
New Script - *is inanimate - does not speak*
Hiei - *reading script* Hn.
Keiko - *rolls eyes* wow, that's creative. . .
Black Dragon - *screams through megaphone* READ YOUR LINES!
Yusuke - *staring at wall*
Black Dragon - Yusuke. . .
Yusuke - *staring at wall*
Black Dragon - YUSUKE!
Yusuke - *staring at wall*
Black Dragon - YUSUKE PAY ATTENTION!
Yusuke - . . . what?
Black Dragon - *frustrated mark* read. . . your . . . lines.
Yusuke - OKAY! *reading script* Keiko, do you want to go to the movies or something later?
Keiko - *reading script* okay!
Hiei - . . . that's all the script there is. . .?
Black Dragon - I didn't feel like making any more, so sue me!
Hiei - *sues*
Black Dragon - HIEI!!!
Hiei - what?
Black Dragon - DON'T SUE ME YOU DUNCE!
Hiei - . . . dunce? O.o
Yusuke - it's like idiot.
Black Dragon - yeah, you would know!
Keiko - you TOLD him to sue you, remember?
Black Dragon - oh yeah!! Well, then sue, I don't care. Lets get ice cream!
Hiei - sweet snow?
Yusuke - -_-;;;
Kurama - hi guys! ^^
Minna - hi, Kurama-kun!
Kurama - what's up?
Yusuke - Black Dragon gave us more stupid lines to do and now they want ice cream.
Hiei/Black Dragon - sweet snow!
Kuwabara - hi, guys!
*crickets chirping*
Kuwabara - *spontaneously combusts*
Black Dragon - IDEA!!!!!!!
Minna - O.o
Black Dragon - *snaps fingers*
~*~*~ INSIDE RANDOM ELEVATOR ~*~*~*~
Yusuke - *looks around* another elevator?
Minna - *nod*
Yusuke - DAMN! *makes dents in the wall*
Kurama - oh dear God. . .
Large Woman - *gets on elevator*
Minna - O.o
Large woman - hello! I'm a large woman! ^^
Minna - O.O
Kurama - by my calculations. . . . *does calculations in his head*
Minna - *watch him do his calculations and what-not*
Kurama - HOLY SHIT!
Minna - O.O OMG! Kurama said a potty word!
Kurama - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Large Woman - and I'm a Large Woman!
Minna - O.o okaaaaaaaaay. . . WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIE!
Hiei - Kurama. . . can I ask why we're all going to die?
Kurama - *points at Large Woman*
Elevator Cable - *SNAP*
Elevator - *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING*
Minna - *shriek* we're all gonna die!
Fat Woman - *spontaneously combust* O.O *gasp* I have spontaneously combusted?! NOOOOO!
Hiei - had to do it . . .
Fat Woman - *fat suit melts off*
Minna - *GASP!!!*
Black Dragon - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mukuro - oh, darn! My fat-suit!
Minna - O.O
Kurama - if you're not really fat, how did the cable break?
Mukuro - I cut it, silly!
Kurama - O.O
Elevator - *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLING*
Black Dragon - *snaps fingers*
Minna - *magically transported to. . . big green field*
Kuwabara - *appears in elevator* EIKICHI?! Where did you go?!
Elevator - *CRASH!*
~*~*~ RANDOM GREEN FIELD ~*~*~*~*~
Mukuro - why are we in a green field?
Black Dragon - *sets Mukuro on fire*
Mukuro - aaah! I'm on fire!
Yusuke - go figure.
Kurama - *holds up marshmallows*
Black Dragon - hey, thanks! MARSHMALLOWS!
Yusuke - reminds me of the good ole' days, when we went to sea world. . .
Hiei - Yup.
Minna - *eating marshmallows*
Mukuro - *is reduced to pile of UGLY ashes*
Black Dragon - lets go ride an elevator! *snaps*
Minna - NOOOOOOOO- *are transported*
~*~*~*~ RANDOM LITTER BOX ~*~*~*~*
minna - O.O
Yusuke - how the hell did we get into this litter box?! And how do we all fit?!
Black Dragon - good question!
Minna - -_-;;;;
Black Dragon - *snaps again*
~*~*~*~ RANDOM ELEVATOR ~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~
AND SO WE LEAVE OUR *ahem* HEROES. . .
Yes, cliffy. REVIEW ME OR ELSE! MUAHAHA
Just so's you know, it's 2:17 in the morning. . . AND I HAVE SUGAR!
The world is unsafe!
Flames and Torches,
~Black Dragon~