Title: More Love Potion?!
Disclaimer: Slam Dunk and all its characters belong to Inoue Takehiko. Not me.
Notes: I checked chapter four before starting on chapter five, and I noticed a bunch of mistakes! I guess I wasn't thinking too clearly that time, so I overlooked them. Yuck. And to think that I really hate wrong spelling and grammar... If you noticed them too, well, I'm really sorry about them.
Oh, yeah. I sort of forgot. I usually write a draft of my fics of pieces of paper before typing them because...I don't know. I just do that. But this time, I wasn't able to write because I was too busy this week. So I'm just typing words out blindly without thinking what happens next. But it's okay, 'cause I'm used to that, too.

I watched three Slam Dunk movies this week (including a Rurounri Kenshin OVA), which is the reason why I wasn't able to write anything. But I've got a problem: I don't know which Slam Dunk movie is which. I watched: the one with Oda in it, the one with Michael Okita (so cute!), and the one with Mizusawa (is that right?) Ichiro. I know the fourth movie is about Ichiro, so what about the two others? Can anyone please help me? Please? E-mail me or anything...
Gosh, these notes are getting too long.
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Chapter Five
"Hey, why are we stopping at our room?" Miyagi asked Mitsui. "I thought you're going to tell Rukawa and Hanamichi about their so-called relationship."
"I am," Mitsui assured him. "But I still have to think of a way to break it to them, all right?"
"Oh, okay."
Mitsui sat in front of his computer and logged on to the Internet. "Maybe I'll check my email and surf a little before I think."
"Fine. It's your life."
*****One of Mitsui's emails*****
From: potion_freak shimizu_a@hotmail.com
To: 3-pointer mh_mvp@yahoo.com
Re: there's something I forgot...
Hi, Hisashi-kun! Hope you're doing fine in there. How are you?
Anyway, I totally forgot to tell you in my letter (you received it, didn't you?) that once two people have been affected with my potion, no one can snap them out of it while they're still under the spell. All you've got to do is to wait for the effects to wear off. Okay?
Ja ne!
Akane Shimizu
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"Read this email, Miyagi."
Miyagi came over and read the email. "Man. So you can't do anything about it."
"Yeah. So that means I'm going to get beaten up again," Mitsui said with a crooked grin. "That's okay, though."
" ' That's okay'?! Are you crazy?"
"No, I'm not. I'm not going to die, anyway."
"But you'll experience a lot of pain," Miyagi reminded evilly.
"Yeah, but I know for sure that they can't kill me."
"How sure are you? They're a whole lot stronger."
"I just know it, okay? Oh yeah. There's something I want to ask..." Mitsui started typing something out
*****Email from Mitsui*****
From: 3-pointer mh_mvp@yahoo.com
To: potion_freak shimizu_a@hotmail.com
Re: important question
Hey, Shimizu.
Where on earth do you get that stuff?
Mitsui
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"Aren't you going to ask her about your problem?" asked Miyagi.
"No way!" Mitsui shook his head. "If my nosy parents get hold of the fact that I'm fooling around in college, they're going to kill me!"
"But you just said you don't care if someone tries to kill you."
"I don't care if Rukawa and Sakuragi try to assassinate me or whatever. But I'm going to die if my parents ground me, confiscate everything I have, ban me from basketball, make me listen to Britney Spears, make me marry Christina Aguilera, enroll me for ballet school, turn me into a nun, make me take up ikebana (flower arrangement)... The possibilities are endless!"
"Oh..."
"Good, she replied already."
"Really? Let me read."
*****Shimizu's email*****
From: potion_freak shimizu_a@hotmail.com
To: 3-pointer mh_mvp@yahoo.com
Re: important question
I'm not going to tell you! Nyahahaha!
It's lights out at our dorm here, Hisashi. I'm sorry, but I've got to sign out already. Don't you think you should get some sleep too? It's late; I'm sure you've got classes tomorrow.
Nighty-night!
Akani Shimizu
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"Damn! Her bossy genes are taking over her body again," complained Mitsui.
" 'Nyahahaha'? She sounds like a self-appointed genius."
"In a way, she is. But that's just one of her moods."
"How old is she, anyway?"
"20. Why are you asking?"
"Just asking."
"Well, it IS a bit late already. I think I'm going to turn in."
"Fine. I'm going to sleep, too. But are you really going to leave Hanamichi and Rukawa spellbound by that potion?"
"Yeah. There's nothing I can do about it, anyway. But if I can find a way, I'll do it."
"Okay. Good night, then."
"Night."
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In the sophomore class, before the professor comes in...
"Hey, Akiko, did you hear? Rukawa and Sakuragi are a couple!"
"Can you believe they're gay?"
"Don't you think it's just a gimmick?"
"But they hardly even talk together!"
"They're roommates at the dorm!"
"So it's possible for them to..."
"Yuck!"
"The whole university has a crush on Rukawa Kaede and he just chooses Sakuragi?"
"His parents' genes were wasted!"
"All his princely charm... flushed down the drain! Wwwwwaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
"Those are just rumors!"
"But they can still be true!"
Sakuragi and Rukawa's relationship was the talk of the whole university. Everyone wanted to talk about it. It was just too unbelievable.
So what would their reactions be?
Sakuragi stepped in the room. "The genius has arrived! Nyahahahahaha!" He stood by the door and laughed his head off. "Nyahahaha! Ore wa tensai...tensai basketman... Nyahahahaha!"
His classmates exchanged half-scared-half-doubtful glances. Everyone started to murmur.
"Ahem. Excuse me Mr. Sakuragi." The professor looked at Sakuragi through squinted eyes. "I need to pass."
"Hey! Why are you interrupting the genius' song?!"
"We all need to start our class, don't we?"
"Oh yeah. The genius shall get back to his seat so all the normal people can have class."
"Okay, class," the prof began. "We are beginning a new chapter on thermodynamics today, so before we start, does any of you have any questions?"
Several students raised their hands.
"Yes?"
"Are Sakuragi and Rukawa really a couple?"
The professor swelled up. "THAT IS NOT PART OF OUR LESSON!!!!!!"
"Ha!" Sakuragi said. "You normal citizens will never know the truths in this genius' life! Nyahahaha! My life is too complicated for normal minds like yours! Not even the greatest philosophers can fathom the mysteries in the genius' life! Nyaaaaahhhhhhhahahahahahahaha!"
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In another class...
Rumors were also flying around.
"Rukawa, why did you fall in love with him?"
"Is it true?"
"Are you gay?"
"You look so handsome and then you fall for him?"
"Why him?!"
"But he's so ugly!"
"I thought you hated him!"
"Wwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
"Does that mean he looks better than we do?!"
Poor Rukawa couldn't sleep. Again. This time, it was because everyone was just bugging him. So what if he liked Sakuragi? It was none of their business...
"He had tons of opportunities to have a girlfriend!"
"So why the hell did he choose Sakuragi?"
Rukawa stood up groggily. "I don't care if it's the whole world; I'll kill whoever tries to stop me from sleeping."
His classmates exchanged glances.
"Aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhh!"
"Rukawa's going wild!"
"Somebody stop him!"
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! RRRRRUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKAAAAAAWWWWWAAAAAA!"
"Don't hurt me!"
"Everybody just shut up!"
"But Rukawa's trying to kill us!"
"Trying?! He's killing us already!"
"Shut up so he can sleep!"
So everyone shut up. They all closed their mouths with fear. And Rukawa just settled comfortably on his desk and fell asleep.
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End of Chapter
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Notes: This isn't the end yet! There are still some more chapters to go...
So how was it?
Anyway, to those people who don't understand, Akani Shimizu is Mitsui's cousin. (She's the closest thing I have to an OC) She's the one who gives him all those love potion...
The Slam Dunk series just ended in AXN. I'm gonna miss it! Now I won't be able to watch the original version of SD....
But then, there's still the Tagalog version on GMA! (I don't like the voice of Rukawa's voice actor there that much...but Maki's voice is really nice! Fujima's, too. And Sakuragi sounds like Alfred (Kazuma Kuwabara) of Ghost Fighter (Yu Yu Hakusho).)
See you all in the next chapter!
Ja!