Chapter One
Disclaimer: I still don't own the amazing race, nor the cartoon characters.

Here's the beginning. Knock Yourself out (Don't do it really)
9 amYour first task will be to find your way to the Autobot headquarters using the cars we have provided or your own way, and talk to a mini-con who is typing something into a computer. Find him to get your next clue. You have 100 Cybers (Exchange rate = $200) for this leg of the race.

Megatron: Ah, The autobot base, once we get inside I can wreak some havoc.

Ikki: Metabee, I think we have a problem. Metabee: What? Ikki: I don't have my driver's license yet. Car: That's nothing to worry about, I drive myself Ikki and Metabee: Wow!

(Everyone gets into a car or goes in their own transportation e.g. Zoid, Gundam, Flight)

9:20 am (Terry and Kid arrive at the base first, followed quickly by Jackie and Jade, and Cyclops and Nightcrawler)

Terry: C'mon Kid, we got to hurry Kid: But I'm hungry. Terry: Maybe they have a restaurant inside, but can you hurry up please!

9: 22 (Goku, Gohan, Bit, Brad, Ryoma, Wangtang, Yugi and Joey arrive)

9:23 (Ikki, Metabee, Superman, Batman, Heero, and his Gundam finally arrive)

Cyclops: AHA! There you are! I'd like the clue now little buddy. Jolt (Mini-con): Blip Blip Blip. Cyclops: This language barrier might be a problem, oh wait, it says some stuff on the screen (Kid muscle has now come in) Kid: Hey what does that say on the screen? Push.Button.On.Right.Wall. Hey that's pretty simple. (Goes over pushes button and envelope pops up) Kid: Hey that was cool, let's try it again. (Pushes same button very rapidly) Computer: ERROR ERROR BOOOM Kid: Well that could have hurt a lot more (Cyclops pushes a different button and grabs the envelope)

9:25 am (Cyclops finds Nightcrawler while Terry finds Kid. Metabee has found the room and thinks the computer is his mom. Ryoma, Goku, Bit, Batman, Jade and Yugi find the room get their envelopes, and start to look for their partners) Cyclops/Nightcrawler/Terry/Kid: Detour

Casey: A Detour is choice between two tasks each with it's own pros and cons. In this detour teams will have to decide between build or bite. In build teams will have to build a 5-meter high radio tower using the material given to them. The work is hard, but will be finished soon. Teams can also chose Bite. Teams will have to use whatever they can find to destroy a 3-meter high tower, the work is easy, but might take a long time.

Cyclops: Let's build, with your teleporting, this should be a breeze. Terry: Destroying shouldn't be too hard, let's just think of it as someone we don't like.

9:27 (Batman finds Superman, and Goku finds Gohan, Bit finds Brad and start the detour. Cyclops and Nightcrawler are halfway done building, while Terry is having some trouble getting Kid to help out.)

Terry: C'mon Kid help me out Kid: I'm too scared Terry: C'mon, you've beaten other people who have scared you before, beating a tower isn't that hard. Kid: Terry's right I should be helping out, It's not like it's gonna hit me back. Kid: Alright Terry, let's get to work.

9:28 (Jade finds Jackie, Yugi finds Joey, Ryoma finds Wangtang, Ikki finds Metabee hugging the computer and Heero gets his envelope)

Ikki: Come on Metabee! That computer isn't your mom! Metabee: Mommy! Ikki: METABEE STOP HUGGING THAT STUPID COMPUTER AND GET TO WORK! Metabee: HEY! DON'T CALL MY MOM STUPID ! (Both start fighting)

9:30 (The teams work on either Build or Bite, while we zoom in on Megatron and Spongebob)

Megatron: Sideways, are you sure we're going the right way? Sideways: Of course Megatron: Are you sure, or are you just lying? Sideways: Why would I lie? Megatron: To get rid of the two brats who are following us.

(In the Spongebob car) Spongebob: Patrick, are you sure following them is the right idea? Patrick: When in doubt, pinkie out. Spongebob: What does that have to do with anything? Patrick: I don't know Spongebob: Arr.

9:35 (Back at the Autobot Base this is who is doing what) Build: Cyclops/Nightcrawler, Superman/Batman, Heero/Wing Zero, and Bit/Brad Bite: Jackie/Jade, Yugi/Joey, Goku/Gohan, Ryoma/Wangtang, and Kid Muscle/ Terry Kenyon (Ikki and Metabee have finally stopped fighting and have gotten their envelope)

9:38 (Nightcrawler/Cyclops, Batman/Superman, Goku/Gohan, Jackie/Jade and Kid Muscle/ Terry finish the detour and have found their next clue)

Next Clue: Go to mini-con village D10 and meet the wise old mini-con. That is where you will get your next clue

9:40 (Spongebob and Patrick take a wrong turn and find themselves on the road to the Autobot base. Heero/Wing 0, Yugi/Joey, and Ryoma/Wangtang finish and head towards the village, and Megatron and Sideways ask for directions)

Sideways: Maybe we should ask for directions Megatron: So we are lost Sideways: Okay, we are lost Megatron: Let's go ask the people in that mini-con village Megatron: Excuse me can you- Mini-con: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Megatron: No, I just want to now where the Autobot- Other mini-cons: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH Sideways: (Hangs his head down in shame) This is going nowhere.

9:45 (Bit/Brad and Ikki/Metabee finish their detour and get on their way to the village)

10:00 (Spongebob and Patrick get to the Autobot base and Megatron/Sideways finally get on the right road)

10:39 (Spongebob/Patrick finish the Detour while Megatron are still on their way)

11:00 (Megatron/Sideways reach the base)

Megatron: Now to reek some havoc Computer: Deceptions have entered base. Set up C.A.R. security measures. Sideways: That doesn't sound good.

(Most of the Autobot base gets locked up in an airtight metallic shield. The only thing open is the route to the envelope room)

11:03 (Megatron/Sideways finish the Detour and head toward the Mini-con village)

12:00 (Goku/Gohan, Heero/ Wing Zero, Bit/ Brad, Cyclops/Nightcrawler, and Superman/Batman, reach the mini-con village)

Gohan: Can anyone help us we're looking for a wise old mini-con? Mini-con's who see Wing Zero: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Goku: Don't worry he's a good guy Mini-con's: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Gohan: Umm, I think they call the Autobots. (Mini-cons settle down) Gohan: Can you help us now (A mini-con points to a door leading into the ground, some teams thank the mini con for the advice, while the others go straight for the door)

12:02 (Terry/Kid, Ikki/Metabee, Jackie/Jade, Ryoma/Wangtang, and Yugi/Joey reach the village, and understand how to meet the mini-con)

12:07 (Goku and Gohan find the old mini-con first in a dark room) Goku/Gohan: Roadblock

Casey: A roadblock is a task only one person can perform, in this challenge the player will have to get a lamp, light it, and then find a flag attached to a pin, in this haystack

Goku: I'll take this one

12:08 (Superman, Heero, Cyclops, Brad, Terry, and Jackie start looking for the pinflag)

12:09 (Ryoma, Joey and Ikki start looking for a pinflag)

12:11 (Goku and Terry find the pinflag and show it to mini-con who gives them their next clue while Spongebob and Patrick get to the village)

Goku/Gohan and Terry/Kid: Go to Metal town and find the Autobot Optimus Primal.

12:15 (Superman, Heero, Cyclops Brad, Jackie, Joey and Ryoma find their pinflag and get on their way)

12:20 (Ikki and Spongebob find their pinflags)

12:23 (Megatron searches for the pinflag after a lot of screaming from the mini- cons)

12:25 (Megatron finds the pinflag and heads to Metal town with Sideways)

1:26 (Terry and Kid arrive at Metal Town and meet Optimus Primal standing with Casey)

Optimus Primal: Welcome to Metal Town Terry: Thank You Kid: Do you guys have a bathroom? I've got to go! Casey: You are the first team to arrive at the pit stop Terry: Yeah, Whoo ho. How you feeling Kid Kid: (Crying) like I've got to go NOW! (Optimus Prime points at a Port'o'Potty) Kid: Thanks!

1:28 (Goku and Gohan arrive)

Casey: You are the Second team to arrive Goku: Alright Gohan: Yahoo

(It continues like this)

3rd Bit and Brad 1:35

4th Heero and Wing Zero 1:40

5th Ryoma and Wangtang 1:42

6th Superman and Cyclops 1:45

7th Cyclops and Nightcrawler 1:50

8th Joey and Yugi 1:59

9th Jackie and Jade 2:12

10th Ikki and Metabee 2:15

2:27 (Spongebob and Megatron are neck and neck to the finish line)

2:30

Casey: Megatron and Sideways, you are the 11th team to arrive

Megatron: Yes! Now I may continue my evil spree across the world Sideways: I could've done it without him Megatron: You ungrateful fool Sideways: Next time I'll get through this whole game without you Megatron: Fine Sideways: Fine

2:31

Casey: Spongebob and Patrick, You are the last team to arrive. I regret to tell you that you have been eliminated from the amazing race.

Spongebob: Well we did our best

Patrick: And we raised our pinkies high

Spongebob: At least we tried our hardest, right Patrick

Patrick: and then we raised our pinkies really high.

Next time on the Cartoon Amazing Race:

As Sideways and Megatron struggle to find agreements, 4 teams will unite to win, while Ikki and Metabee take on their greatest challenge yet in the next Cartoon Amazing Race

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