Buffy Goes To Hogwarts
AUTHORS NOTE: There, you happy? It's longer!
AUTHOR: ME! Danielle of Michigan! And I get to be evil and do whatever I want with the characters!
DISCLAIMER: I obviously don't own any of the BtVS characters or the HP characters, those belong to Joss/all those other people and J. K. Rowling!
PAIRINGS: O/W S/B and whoever else I feel like putting together!
IN CHAPTER 10::: Buffy closed her eyes and ran threw just to run into Spikes arms. She opened her eyes and their lips were only an inch from each other as they pulled away and ran for the train.
Chapter 11::: Finally There
Buffy and Spike got settled in with Oz and Will in a compartment in the back of the train. Right when Buffy got done putting her stuff on the small shelf above the seats, a lady pushing a trolley full of sweets and some weird souvenirs walked by and poked her head inside their home for the train ride.
"Would you kids like anything?" she asked politely.
"No, I'm fine." Oz, Will, and Spike all said together.
"Um.. I'll take one of those and those and those." Buffy said pointing to practically everything on the trolley. She had bought all of the sweets and a patch that said Hogwarts, a Hogwarts flag, a poster of last years England Quidditch team, a book with neat facts about trouble-makers at Hogwarts, some stationary, and some other things that couldn't really be explained.
"Geez, I've never seen anyone buy EVERYTHING off my cart." the lady said totaling everything up. "That will be. 3 Gallions, 2 sickles, and 4 knuts."
Buffy handed him a handful of gold, silver, and copper looking coins and sat down with her hands full of candy and things.
"Wow.. you ARE planning on sharing right, love?" Oz said staring at the Every Flavored Beans.
"Oh, of course! You didn't think that I could eat this all by myself, did you?" Buffy said dropping all the candy on the table and packing the other things in her carry-on-bag. Everyone started to dig in and within a half an hour they had devoured almost all of it. All that was left were a few chocolate frogs and a box of Bernie Bots Every Flavored Beans. Buffy looked around at everyone. They were all just laying there with their hands on their stomachs. She noticed a little brown thing hopping around. When she looked closer she saw that it was a chocolate frog getting its last few good jumps out before the spell wore off.
"You shouldn't have eaten so much, love! You know all of that candy is going to go straight to your hips!" Spike teased Buffy. She put her hands on her hips and sized them up with a horrified look on her face.
"That's not funny Spike!" Will said trying to comfort Buffy at the same time.
"See if I ever buy YOU anything ever again!" Buffy threatened Spike. Now the look of horror switched from Buffy's face to Spike's.
"But.. But.. its not fair!! Noo!!!" he whined.
"Hey Oz, would you like some Every Flavored Beans?" She asked him handing him some. Spike pulled Oz's eager hand back and snarled at Buffy mumbling something under his breathe. She just laughed at him, leaned back in her seat, and threw the beans one by one into Oz's mouth.
"We should probably get our robes on." Will suggested standing up to get hers off the shelve above the seats. Buffy, Oz, and Spike did the same.
"WELL!!" Buffy said pointing to the door.
"What??" Oz and Spike said together. Buffy and Willow both smacked them and then pushed them out of the door, pulled the curtains, and locked the door. Then they started to change into their black shirts, jeans, and robes.
After they all got dressed and cleaned up the compartment from all the wrappers they stopped at what they thought was the school. When they looked out the window they saw a path leading up to the school with a bunch of carriages on it and a huge lake with boats on the beach. Buffy would have swore that she saw something in the middle of the lake, but she couldn't make out what it was.
"FIRS' 'EARS!! OVER 'EAR!!!!" a man was screaming outside the train. When they all got their things together and climbed down the stairs to the ground." FIRS' 'EARS!!" they heard the humongous man yell again. He walked over to Buffy. "I knew you would be comin' this 'ear. Glad you could make it. Just go sit in a boat and wait for me." He told her.
When Will and Buffy had gotten in the boat Buffy looked around for the guys.
"Where could they have gone to?" Buffy asked Will, still looking around.
"Don't you remember? They are 2nd years! They get to ride in those carriages over there!" She said pointing to a number of white carriages that had begun to move. She spotted Spike and Oz. Then she saw a blonde girl jump in next to Spike, pull up the blanket, and rest her head on his shoulder. She looked closer and the blonde had her face in Spikes and looked like they were kissing.
---In the carriage.---
"Hey Spikey! How about a kiss for your ol' friend, Harm?" Harmony asked Spike pulling up the blanket and getting into his face. Spike put his hand in front of her lips and pushed her away.
"How about you just get right back out of this carriage so me and Oz here can have a nice, QUIET ride to the school?" he asked as she moved so close to him that she was practically on his lap. She laid her head on his shoulder.
"That's enough Harmony!"
"Call me love, like you used to, Spikey!" Harmony said ignoring his comments.
"Sorry about this Oz!" Spike said as he jumped out of the carriage.
"NOO!!!" Oz said leaning his head out the side. "I'm going to get you for this!"
Spike just laughed and jumped into the next white carriage that passed. "Oh, no. I should've just stayed in." he said looking at who he was now sitting next to.
"You should've! That way you could've sucked face with my girlfriend some more!" the dark haired boy said.
"She's not your girlfriend! And that was last year! I don't bloody like her!! I never really did. PLUS! She came to me! It's not like I tried to get her!" Spike said defending himself.
"So what if she wasn't my girlfriend! I still liked her a lot and you knew it! But, you still had to take her and stay with her all year. If you did that then poor old Xander wouldn't ever get a chance with her!" Xander said imitating Spike thinking to himself.
"Harris, just shut your face so I can enjoy the ride!" Spike said throwing a face on that said mess with me one more time and you'll get your face knocked in.
"Whatever, Captain Peroxide." Xander said looking out at the school, they were almost there.
---Back with Buffy.---
They had pulled up onto shore and were following Hagrid up to a path that looked like it led to the school. Buffy and Will walked up it and Buffy caught eyes with Spike, he ran over to her.
"Miss me?" he said jokingly.
"NO!" she said and began to walk up the stairs.
"Ohhh! Shut down!" Oz said putting his finger up to his neck and making a slicing motion.
"What is wrong with her?" Spike said to himself.
Buffy was up at the top of the stairs when Oz, Spike, and Will came up to the bottom. Hagrid went inside and was replaced by a very stern looking lady with a tight bun in the back of her head that looked like it had been there for ages.
"Hello, I'm Professor McGonagall. I am the Head of Gryffindor and second in charge of the school. I also teach Transfiguration. In a few moments I will lead you into the Great Hall for the Sorting Ceremony where you will be sorted into one of the four Houses, which you will be in for your seven years here at Hogwarts. The houses are as follows: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw. Now, stay with me." McGonagall explained.
Everyone followed her into the entrance hall and then to the Great Hall. They walked up the red carpet in between the two middle tables. There was five tables in all, one in front, for the teachers, and four for the students. Obviously the students were sitting with their houses.
"Welcome 1st years. I'm the Headmaster, Professor Dumbledore. In a few moments the Sorting Ceremony will begin. When Prof. McGonagall comes back with the Sorting Hat she will start calling out names. When your name is called, walk up, sit on the stool and McGonagall will set the hat on your head." He explained.
Right then she walked back in with a hat that looked as if it was 100,000 years old. She unrolled a long sheet of parchment and looked down at the paper. After a while she called out "Summers, Elisabeth!".
Buffy looked at Will and she gave her a little push. Buffy stumbled forward and sat on the glossy, wooden stool. Correcting McGonagall as she set the hat on her head. "I go by Buffy, Professor. McGonagall nodded and slightly smiled as she set the hat gently on her head and it slipped right over her eyes.
"Another Summers eh? I remember the day I sorted your mother into Slytherin. She was a pretty one, she was." The hat whispered into her ear.
"You sorted my mom? She was in Slytherin?" Buffy thought. As if the hat was reading her mind (which he was) he responded.
"Yes, I also sorted your father."
"My dad??? What was he like? What house was he in? Is he still alive?" Buffy had so many questions, but she was starting to think she was crazy, talking to a hat.
"Enough talking, I must sort you!. hmm. I think... yes, SLYTHERIN!" the hat screamed and the Slytherin table clapped and hooted, welcoming her to the table as she walked down, still thinking about her dad.
She sat down in the spot that they had cleared for her. By the time they all got done introducing their selves to her the Sorting Ceremony was just about over. They just had a few more to do. One of them was Will. "Rosenburg, Willow!" McGonagall said. Will walked up and went through the procedure. Right when the hat had touched her head, "SLYTHERIN!" it screamed. Will walked over, proudly, to the table and sat down next to Buffy. That's when Buffy realized that where Will was sitting now, Oz had been sitting there. He had moved over to make room for his girlfriend. She looked across the table at the blonde that she met in the saw at the Leaky Cauldron. Spike. He just stared at her with a little smirk. She looked away with her bitchy attitude problem and noticed another blonde sitting a little ways down the table. He was staring back at her. She turned away, slightly embarrassed and stared intently at Dumbledore wanting this ceremony to end as soon as possible.
"Ok, with that done, let me go over the rules for those of you that don't remember," Dumbledore said, it looked like he was looking directly at Spike then over at two redheads. "Or those of you who haven't heard them yet." He went over the rules like a recording, he must say them a lot, Buffy thought to herself. "And on that note, let the feast begin.
'That's odd, none of the rules were out of the ordinary.' Spike thought to himself. 'No adventure this year?'
The feast went by with Buffy only talking to Will and Oz, while the rest of them talked to all of them. Plenty of times Spike had tried to make conversation with Buffy but she had blown him off.
After the feast Dumbledore told them that they would get their schedules tomorrow night and they had the day to explore the castle or just stay in bed. Buffy and Will followed the Slytherin Prefect to the Slytherin Common room. The password was Soowquik. The picture was of a baby snake that seemed like he was just learning how to talk.
"We are going to get our normal portrait back as soon as it comes back from its yearly cleaning.. this.. baby.. is only temporary." He said as the portrait swung open to reveal a room of Green. It was the prettiest room she had ever seen, even though it slightly resembled a dungeon.
"Hey, Buff, I'll meet you up in the girls dormitory ok?" Willow said walking up a set of stairs.
"Alright, I'm going to stay down here for a while." she said sitting in front of the fire. Then she realized that Spike is somewhere in here. She stood up, turned around and sure enough, Spike was standing right behind her. She ran up a set of stairs only to find a bunch of guys walking into a room. 'Great,' she said to herself. 'Wrong set of stairs.' she turned around to run back down when Spike picked her up, ran down the stairs, and pinned her to the wall.
"Why are you avoiding me?" he said struggling to hold her still.
"Humph!" She said sticking her nose in the air.
"I wouldn't to that if I were you, you seem tired and your not going to get any sleep if you don't bloody answer because I'm not going to let you go until you answer." He threatened.
"Alright! Because.. I don't want to talk to you!" she said skating around the truth.
"WHY NOT?" he said getting irritated. She was stronger than she looked.
"Because!", she said, a tear sliding down her cheek, which was soon followed by another. 'This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!' she thought. "I don't.. Want to.. Like.. You anymore!"
"What?"
"I saw you! I saw you and that.. girl." she said breaking down in tears. He knees went weak and she fell down to the floor. She hadn't realized she liked him this much, she had only met him a little while ago.
'She was mad because he had jumped out of his carriage and into one with the guy he hates more, all to get away from Harmony?? What?' he thought to himself. Buffy took advantage of those few seconds and kicked him in the shins. He bent over to rub them and she ran up and into the girls' dormitory this time.
She plopped down on her bed and began to cry into her pillow. She thought that he liked her. that little jackass. Disgrace to guys.. him and that tramp deserve each other. All of those thoughts put her to sleep.
---Guys Dormitory---
Spike walked up and sat on his bed. Why was she mad about that? Then it hit him.. she saw her hop in and practically kiss him. Oh no, this could really screw things up between them. He had never liked someone like he liked Buffy. She was different, innocent. He always went for the sluts or easy girls, but he wasn't going to do anything like that with Buffy, he actually liked her. He decided to deal with it in the morning. He looked around. He was finally home. Hogwarts was his home and Dumbledore was his old dad in his mind. His real home. He didn't even like thinking about it. After last year his parents.. at that thought a tear ran down his cheek.
---With Buffy---
When she awoke the next morning she heard an eerie tap coming from outside.
AUTHORS NOTE: There, you happy? It's longer!
AUTHOR: ME! Danielle of Michigan! And I get to be evil and do whatever I want with the characters!
DISCLAIMER: I obviously don't own any of the BtVS characters or the HP characters, those belong to Joss/all those other people and J. K. Rowling!
PAIRINGS: O/W S/B and whoever else I feel like putting together!
IN CHAPTER 10::: Buffy closed her eyes and ran threw just to run into Spikes arms. She opened her eyes and their lips were only an inch from each other as they pulled away and ran for the train.
Chapter 11::: Finally There
Buffy and Spike got settled in with Oz and Will in a compartment in the back of the train. Right when Buffy got done putting her stuff on the small shelf above the seats, a lady pushing a trolley full of sweets and some weird souvenirs walked by and poked her head inside their home for the train ride.
"Would you kids like anything?" she asked politely.
"No, I'm fine." Oz, Will, and Spike all said together.
"Um.. I'll take one of those and those and those." Buffy said pointing to practically everything on the trolley. She had bought all of the sweets and a patch that said Hogwarts, a Hogwarts flag, a poster of last years England Quidditch team, a book with neat facts about trouble-makers at Hogwarts, some stationary, and some other things that couldn't really be explained.
"Geez, I've never seen anyone buy EVERYTHING off my cart." the lady said totaling everything up. "That will be. 3 Gallions, 2 sickles, and 4 knuts."
Buffy handed him a handful of gold, silver, and copper looking coins and sat down with her hands full of candy and things.
"Wow.. you ARE planning on sharing right, love?" Oz said staring at the Every Flavored Beans.
"Oh, of course! You didn't think that I could eat this all by myself, did you?" Buffy said dropping all the candy on the table and packing the other things in her carry-on-bag. Everyone started to dig in and within a half an hour they had devoured almost all of it. All that was left were a few chocolate frogs and a box of Bernie Bots Every Flavored Beans. Buffy looked around at everyone. They were all just laying there with their hands on their stomachs. She noticed a little brown thing hopping around. When she looked closer she saw that it was a chocolate frog getting its last few good jumps out before the spell wore off.
"You shouldn't have eaten so much, love! You know all of that candy is going to go straight to your hips!" Spike teased Buffy. She put her hands on her hips and sized them up with a horrified look on her face.
"That's not funny Spike!" Will said trying to comfort Buffy at the same time.
"See if I ever buy YOU anything ever again!" Buffy threatened Spike. Now the look of horror switched from Buffy's face to Spike's.
"But.. But.. its not fair!! Noo!!!" he whined.
"Hey Oz, would you like some Every Flavored Beans?" She asked him handing him some. Spike pulled Oz's eager hand back and snarled at Buffy mumbling something under his breathe. She just laughed at him, leaned back in her seat, and threw the beans one by one into Oz's mouth.
"We should probably get our robes on." Will suggested standing up to get hers off the shelve above the seats. Buffy, Oz, and Spike did the same.
"WELL!!" Buffy said pointing to the door.
"What??" Oz and Spike said together. Buffy and Willow both smacked them and then pushed them out of the door, pulled the curtains, and locked the door. Then they started to change into their black shirts, jeans, and robes.
After they all got dressed and cleaned up the compartment from all the wrappers they stopped at what they thought was the school. When they looked out the window they saw a path leading up to the school with a bunch of carriages on it and a huge lake with boats on the beach. Buffy would have swore that she saw something in the middle of the lake, but she couldn't make out what it was.
"FIRS' 'EARS!! OVER 'EAR!!!!" a man was screaming outside the train. When they all got their things together and climbed down the stairs to the ground." FIRS' 'EARS!!" they heard the humongous man yell again. He walked over to Buffy. "I knew you would be comin' this 'ear. Glad you could make it. Just go sit in a boat and wait for me." He told her.
When Will and Buffy had gotten in the boat Buffy looked around for the guys.
"Where could they have gone to?" Buffy asked Will, still looking around.
"Don't you remember? They are 2nd years! They get to ride in those carriages over there!" She said pointing to a number of white carriages that had begun to move. She spotted Spike and Oz. Then she saw a blonde girl jump in next to Spike, pull up the blanket, and rest her head on his shoulder. She looked closer and the blonde had her face in Spikes and looked like they were kissing.
---In the carriage.---
"Hey Spikey! How about a kiss for your ol' friend, Harm?" Harmony asked Spike pulling up the blanket and getting into his face. Spike put his hand in front of her lips and pushed her away.
"How about you just get right back out of this carriage so me and Oz here can have a nice, QUIET ride to the school?" he asked as she moved so close to him that she was practically on his lap. She laid her head on his shoulder.
"That's enough Harmony!"
"Call me love, like you used to, Spikey!" Harmony said ignoring his comments.
"Sorry about this Oz!" Spike said as he jumped out of the carriage.
"NOO!!!" Oz said leaning his head out the side. "I'm going to get you for this!"
Spike just laughed and jumped into the next white carriage that passed. "Oh, no. I should've just stayed in." he said looking at who he was now sitting next to.
"You should've! That way you could've sucked face with my girlfriend some more!" the dark haired boy said.
"She's not your girlfriend! And that was last year! I don't bloody like her!! I never really did. PLUS! She came to me! It's not like I tried to get her!" Spike said defending himself.
"So what if she wasn't my girlfriend! I still liked her a lot and you knew it! But, you still had to take her and stay with her all year. If you did that then poor old Xander wouldn't ever get a chance with her!" Xander said imitating Spike thinking to himself.
"Harris, just shut your face so I can enjoy the ride!" Spike said throwing a face on that said mess with me one more time and you'll get your face knocked in.
"Whatever, Captain Peroxide." Xander said looking out at the school, they were almost there.
---Back with Buffy.---
They had pulled up onto shore and were following Hagrid up to a path that looked like it led to the school. Buffy and Will walked up it and Buffy caught eyes with Spike, he ran over to her.
"Miss me?" he said jokingly.
"NO!" she said and began to walk up the stairs.
"Ohhh! Shut down!" Oz said putting his finger up to his neck and making a slicing motion.
"What is wrong with her?" Spike said to himself.
Buffy was up at the top of the stairs when Oz, Spike, and Will came up to the bottom. Hagrid went inside and was replaced by a very stern looking lady with a tight bun in the back of her head that looked like it had been there for ages.
"Hello, I'm Professor McGonagall. I am the Head of Gryffindor and second in charge of the school. I also teach Transfiguration. In a few moments I will lead you into the Great Hall for the Sorting Ceremony where you will be sorted into one of the four Houses, which you will be in for your seven years here at Hogwarts. The houses are as follows: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, and Ravenclaw. Now, stay with me." McGonagall explained.
Everyone followed her into the entrance hall and then to the Great Hall. They walked up the red carpet in between the two middle tables. There was five tables in all, one in front, for the teachers, and four for the students. Obviously the students were sitting with their houses.
"Welcome 1st years. I'm the Headmaster, Professor Dumbledore. In a few moments the Sorting Ceremony will begin. When Prof. McGonagall comes back with the Sorting Hat she will start calling out names. When your name is called, walk up, sit on the stool and McGonagall will set the hat on your head." He explained.
Right then she walked back in with a hat that looked as if it was 100,000 years old. She unrolled a long sheet of parchment and looked down at the paper. After a while she called out "Summers, Elisabeth!".
Buffy looked at Will and she gave her a little push. Buffy stumbled forward and sat on the glossy, wooden stool. Correcting McGonagall as she set the hat on her head. "I go by Buffy, Professor. McGonagall nodded and slightly smiled as she set the hat gently on her head and it slipped right over her eyes.
"Another Summers eh? I remember the day I sorted your mother into Slytherin. She was a pretty one, she was." The hat whispered into her ear.
"You sorted my mom? She was in Slytherin?" Buffy thought. As if the hat was reading her mind (which he was) he responded.
"Yes, I also sorted your father."
"My dad??? What was he like? What house was he in? Is he still alive?" Buffy had so many questions, but she was starting to think she was crazy, talking to a hat.
"Enough talking, I must sort you!. hmm. I think... yes, SLYTHERIN!" the hat screamed and the Slytherin table clapped and hooted, welcoming her to the table as she walked down, still thinking about her dad.
She sat down in the spot that they had cleared for her. By the time they all got done introducing their selves to her the Sorting Ceremony was just about over. They just had a few more to do. One of them was Will. "Rosenburg, Willow!" McGonagall said. Will walked up and went through the procedure. Right when the hat had touched her head, "SLYTHERIN!" it screamed. Will walked over, proudly, to the table and sat down next to Buffy. That's when Buffy realized that where Will was sitting now, Oz had been sitting there. He had moved over to make room for his girlfriend. She looked across the table at the blonde that she met in the saw at the Leaky Cauldron. Spike. He just stared at her with a little smirk. She looked away with her bitchy attitude problem and noticed another blonde sitting a little ways down the table. He was staring back at her. She turned away, slightly embarrassed and stared intently at Dumbledore wanting this ceremony to end as soon as possible.
"Ok, with that done, let me go over the rules for those of you that don't remember," Dumbledore said, it looked like he was looking directly at Spike then over at two redheads. "Or those of you who haven't heard them yet." He went over the rules like a recording, he must say them a lot, Buffy thought to herself. "And on that note, let the feast begin.
'That's odd, none of the rules were out of the ordinary.' Spike thought to himself. 'No adventure this year?'
The feast went by with Buffy only talking to Will and Oz, while the rest of them talked to all of them. Plenty of times Spike had tried to make conversation with Buffy but she had blown him off.
After the feast Dumbledore told them that they would get their schedules tomorrow night and they had the day to explore the castle or just stay in bed. Buffy and Will followed the Slytherin Prefect to the Slytherin Common room. The password was Soowquik. The picture was of a baby snake that seemed like he was just learning how to talk.
"We are going to get our normal portrait back as soon as it comes back from its yearly cleaning.. this.. baby.. is only temporary." He said as the portrait swung open to reveal a room of Green. It was the prettiest room she had ever seen, even though it slightly resembled a dungeon.
"Hey, Buff, I'll meet you up in the girls dormitory ok?" Willow said walking up a set of stairs.
"Alright, I'm going to stay down here for a while." she said sitting in front of the fire. Then she realized that Spike is somewhere in here. She stood up, turned around and sure enough, Spike was standing right behind her. She ran up a set of stairs only to find a bunch of guys walking into a room. 'Great,' she said to herself. 'Wrong set of stairs.' she turned around to run back down when Spike picked her up, ran down the stairs, and pinned her to the wall.
"Why are you avoiding me?" he said struggling to hold her still.
"Humph!" She said sticking her nose in the air.
"I wouldn't to that if I were you, you seem tired and your not going to get any sleep if you don't bloody answer because I'm not going to let you go until you answer." He threatened.
"Alright! Because.. I don't want to talk to you!" she said skating around the truth.
"WHY NOT?" he said getting irritated. She was stronger than she looked.
"Because!", she said, a tear sliding down her cheek, which was soon followed by another. 'This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!' she thought. "I don't.. Want to.. Like.. You anymore!"
"What?"
"I saw you! I saw you and that.. girl." she said breaking down in tears. He knees went weak and she fell down to the floor. She hadn't realized she liked him this much, she had only met him a little while ago.
'She was mad because he had jumped out of his carriage and into one with the guy he hates more, all to get away from Harmony?? What?' he thought to himself. Buffy took advantage of those few seconds and kicked him in the shins. He bent over to rub them and she ran up and into the girls' dormitory this time.
She plopped down on her bed and began to cry into her pillow. She thought that he liked her. that little jackass. Disgrace to guys.. him and that tramp deserve each other. All of those thoughts put her to sleep.
---Guys Dormitory---
Spike walked up and sat on his bed. Why was she mad about that? Then it hit him.. she saw her hop in and practically kiss him. Oh no, this could really screw things up between them. He had never liked someone like he liked Buffy. She was different, innocent. He always went for the sluts or easy girls, but he wasn't going to do anything like that with Buffy, he actually liked her. He decided to deal with it in the morning. He looked around. He was finally home. Hogwarts was his home and Dumbledore was his old dad in his mind. His real home. He didn't even like thinking about it. After last year his parents.. at that thought a tear ran down his cheek.
---With Buffy---
When she awoke the next morning she heard an eerie tap coming from outside.