Harry Potter and Drivers School By Eowyn85 Well, as you can guess, Harry Potter graduated Hogwarts. Hermoine and Harry got married. Everything seemed perfect, until Harry decided that he wanted to learn how to drive. So one perfect Saturday, Harry and Hermione went to driver's school. "Now class, lets go over the basics. What do the colors on a traffic light mean? Harry, what does yellow mean?" The teacher asked. "Um. Floor it?" Harry answered. "Harry, right now, I'm glad you're not driving. Hermione, how about you?" "It means to slow down because the light is about to turn red." Hermione answered. "Correct. I bet you all knew that already, so lets start the lesson." The teacher said. "Teachers Pet" Harry whispers. "Pay attention Harry" Hermione whispers. "HERMIONE GRANGER STOP TALKING THIS INSTANT!!!" the teacher yelled. "Thanks Harry, you just got me in trouble." Hermione said. "I SAID STOP TALKING!!!!!" the teacher screamed, breaking Harry's glasses. "Sorry Ma'am I'll stop talking." "Then Stop" "OK" "OK" "OK" "OK" "OK" "OK" "OK" "Hermione?" "Yes?" "Shut up. Don't say anything." Hermione quieted down. Harry began to laugh uncontrollably. The class told him to shut up, but it didn't work. Hermione used a "silencing charm" (AKA she kissed him.) The rest of the week went by with no problems. The next week was driving. Harry tried to fly over a barrier, but accidentally turned right and crashed the car. Hermione took an hour to get through the quarter mile track. "Neither of you took drivers Ed in high school, did you?" "What's High school?" Harry asked. "The truth is, Harry and I are wizards. We went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You understand, right?" Hermione confessed "That is the LAMEST excuse I have ever heard. Oh, well, you are here to learn. Just remember a tip." The teacher said. The next few week were just a repeat of this, except that Hermione got a little faster and Harry didn't crash as early. Then they had to drive on a real street. Harry did well until he saw a man jump in front of the car and Harry floored it and hit him. The poor man hit his head on the ground. "OMG! OMG! I Killed Voldemort!" Harry yelled. "Shut up Harry you @$$%^^&" Hermione yelled. " Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" "Stupid muggle movies. Harry! It's just a guy in a cape, you @$%^*(&%" "Seriously, Hermione, go to anger management." "You're insane! Let's go home!" "COULD ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE @!#$%^&^%%$#@$% IS GOING ON! AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY @$%%$#!@#$^&??^&*" The teacher yelled, having a nervous breakdown and saving Harry a very large fine. At home, Hermione gives Harry a huge scar in the shape of a hand as she curses him off some more. As she does this, Ron comes in, covered in macaroni and cheese. " Ohh, I hate Easy Mac" Ron says. ( See previous story.)