Note To Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this piece unless
they are my own Please R and R p.s. This story doesn't make any sense but
is very funny.
Cheese Day Of the Oompas
The Cheese was at the edge of the mountain as the Oompas gathered round. "Stop licking the cheese" Grumbled Grain-O'-Rice. "I'm not god damnit mom, I've got an itch on my tongue!" The cheese dribbled down into his mouth. "Waaaaaaaaa, she stole ma slice o' cheese mom", Soma wailed as she started to sing her song. "I'm a Cheese Oompa, In a Cheesy Oompa world, Life In Boxes, I live with foxes, You can smell my feet, They smell like rotting meat, I live in Cheese, Feed me Pleeeeeeeeeease,"
Then All the Oompas drowned in the cheese, and all had a good time.
THE END
Cheese Day Of the Oompas
The Cheese was at the edge of the mountain as the Oompas gathered round. "Stop licking the cheese" Grumbled Grain-O'-Rice. "I'm not god damnit mom, I've got an itch on my tongue!" The cheese dribbled down into his mouth. "Waaaaaaaaa, she stole ma slice o' cheese mom", Soma wailed as she started to sing her song. "I'm a Cheese Oompa, In a Cheesy Oompa world, Life In Boxes, I live with foxes, You can smell my feet, They smell like rotting meat, I live in Cheese, Feed me Pleeeeeeeeeease,"
Then All the Oompas drowned in the cheese, and all had a good time.
THE END