The Silly Suhalla Story

Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.

Sammi woke up in the middle of the Suhalla Desert. She sat up and yelled, "Where am I?! Where am I?!"
"You're here," said a voice behind her.
"In the Suhalla Desert," said a second voice.
"Don't worry, you're perfectly safe," said a third voice.
"...for now," said a fourth voice.
"Shut up, Garet," said the first voice.
Sammi turned around. She saw who the voices belonged to. The first voice was Isaac, the second was Ivan, the third was Mia and the fourth (the "for now" voice) was Garet.
"Is this Angara?" asked Sammi
"No," said Isaac "We're in Gondowan right now."
"The name sounds like Gondwana," she commented.
"What the heck is Gondwana?!" exclaimed Isaac.
"Gondwana was the southern part of Pangaea," replied Sammi.
"What is Pangaea?" asked Isaac.
"In the world I come from, there are seven continents. They used to just be one big supercontinent called Pangaea, but as time passed, they broke apart."
"Okay, that's just weird," said Isaac.
"There could be some connection between our two worlds," said Sammi, "Anyways, how did I get here?"
"The tornado brought you," replied Ivan. Just then a huge tornado appeared out of nowhere. They got caught up in the monstrous whirlwind, so Mia used Douse to stop it. A Tornado Lizard appeared. Everyone kind of freaked out. Sammi wasn't scared, however. She calmly took out a piece of paper and wrote the words, "Tornado Lizard" on it. She then erased the R,N, and D in "Tornado", and wrote M and T in their place. Suddenly the Tornado Lizard turned into a Tomato Lizard. Then Isaac stepped on it and it became a Ketchup Lizard. This happened to all the Tornado Lizards that happened to get in their way as they traveled through the Suhalla Desert, towards Suhalla Village.
"Remind me again," said Garet, "Why we are going towards Suhalla instead of Lalivero."
"'Cause we want Sammi to see Angara, that's why!" replied Isaac.
Isaac and Garet argued the whole way to Suhalla Village. When they got there, Isaac decided to become a tour guide.
"We are now entering the town of Suhalla," said Isaac, "To your left you see the beautiful Suhalla Inn, and to your right you see Suhalla's only shop, the-"
Garet grabbed Isaac by the yellow scarf he wore around his neck and said, "Don't make me make you shut up. It will be very painful if I have to, so I suggest you shut up on your own."
"Is this part of Angara?" asked Sammi.
"No, we're still in Gondowan," replied Isaac.
"Oh, by the way," said Sammi, " The part of Pangaea called Gondwana broke into a separate continent that is now called Africa. In Africa there is a desert called the Sahara Desert. That kinda sounds like Suhalla, doesn't it?"
"Please," said Isaac, "Do not bore me with connections between your world and this world..."
"Actually, I find what she has to say quite interesting," said Ivan.
"Yeah," said Isaac, "Well that's 'cause you are a lot more patient than I am. I WANNA FIND SOMEWHERE TO STAY TONIGHT! THERE'S NO TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE!"
"The inn is right there," said Sammi, pointing toward the inn, "You said so yourself, Mr. Tour Guide."
So they all stayed at the inn for the night. It was a small inn. Sammi took off her glasses and set them on a table. After that, Garet, Sammi, and Mia talked. Isaac was reading a book. Ivan was running around the room at the speed of light.
"Does he ALWAYS do that?" asked Sammi.
"Yes," replied Garet, "He is proud of the fact that he is faster than all of us combined."
"Hey," said Mia, "I'll bet you 500 coins he runs into something!"
"You're on!" said Garet.
A few minutes later, they heard a loud crash. They looked around. The door had fallen down. Ivan had run into it. Garet paid Mia 500 coins.
"Owww..." said Ivan.
"That's what you get for running around at the speed of light and not looking where you are going," said Sammi.
"Yeah, whatever," said Ivan. He then resumed running around at the speed of light, and slammed into the table. As a result, Sammi's glasses fell off the table and broke.
"Ummmm..y'all?" said Sammi, " I took my glasses off for a second and put them on the table...now they're broken...I can barely see anything!!!"
"I'm sorry," said Ivan, "It was really all my fault..."
Sammi looked around. Even without her glasses, she noticed something strange. Mia's hands were glowing with a blue light. Suddenly Sammi could see perfectly.
"I can see without my glasses!" exclaimed Sammi, "You did that...you made my vision better, didn't you, Mia?"
"What makes you think that?" said Mia.
"There was this...I felt this...weird kind of...umm...psychic energy or something," said Sammi, "Oh! I know! It's kinda like that weird power I have! Let's see...what did Mom say it was called...? Oh, yeah! It's psychic energy, but usually it takes too long to say "psychic energy". I know that there's an easier way to say it...a shorter way...oh yeah! I remember now...I think. Your power...It's called Psynergy, right?"
"Oh my gosh...she's an Adept!" said Garet.
"What," said Isaac, who had stopped reading, "You're an Adept? What kind?"
"What is an Adept?" asked Sammi.
"Someone who can use Psynergy," replied Isaac.
"Oh, well how can I tell what kind of Adept I am?" said Sammi.
"Well, what kind of powers do you have?" asked Isaac.
"Ummmmm...." said Sammi.
Mia felt something weird. She knew what was happening. She looked at Ivan. He didn't seem to be doing anything. She turned around. It was Sammi.
"Um, guys?" said Mia, "Sammi's reading my mind. She's a Jupiter Adept."
"How is that supposed to tell you I'm a Jupiter Adept?" asked Sammi, "And yes, I admit I was reading your mind."
"The mind read ability is unique to the Jupiter Adepts," she said, "There are four types of Adepts. They are Venus Adepts, Mars Adepts, Jupiter Adepts, and Mercury Adepts. Venus Adepts have the power of earth, so they can summon earthquakes and stuff. They usually can't ever make up their minds. Mars Adepts can use the power of fire, so they can blow things up and throw fireballs around. Mars Adepts tend to be loudmouths, and evil Mars Adepts are usually very annoying. Mercury Adepts have the power of water, and they are usually healers. They also have a tendency to worry about things that don't need to be worried about (at that time, Garet muttered "Like dead pencils" under his breath). Jupiter Adepts have the power of wind. they are usually very skilled with Psynergy from a very young age, unlike most Adepts. They tend to be hyperactive and very, very fast."
"Mia, based on your descriptions of the Adepts, I can make a guess as to which Adept you all are," said Sammi, "I think that you're a Mercury Adept, Isaac is a Venus Adept, Garet is a Mars Adept, and Ivan is a Jupiter Adept. Am I right?"
"Wow, she's smart," said Isaac.
"Yes," said Mia, "You are correct, Sammi."
They stayed up 'till midnight, then went to sleep. The next morning, they headed northwest. Soon they reached Gondowan Passage.
"Past this bridge is Angara," said Isaac.
"Wow!" said Sammi, "I can see a little of the other side from here!"
"Yeah," said Garet, "Look, we've seen Angara, now let's get going to Lalivero!"
"Garet," said Isaac, "We should show her Angara, like as in actually GO THERE..."
With that, they crossed the bridge and over into Angara. They walked nonstop and reached Tolbi by noon. Sammi looked around in excitement.
"Oh, wow!" she yelled, "This is Angara, isn't it?"
"Yup, this is Tolbi!" said Isaac, "It's the biggest town in Angara!"
"Oh, coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool!" yelled Sammi.
"Yeah, and Colosso is going on right now," said Ivan, "It's a huge festival!"
"A festival? YAY!" yelled Sammi.
"Whoa," said Mia, looking at Garet, "And I thought YOU were insane!"
"HEY!" said Garet.
"What's Colosso about, anyways?" asked Sammi.
"Well," said Isaac, "There's this big tournament at the Colosseum, and all these really strong warriors fight in it, and it's real hard to get past the trials, and the guys who do go to the finals, and the guy who wins is the winner!"
"Hey, that sounds kind of like in ancient Rome," said Sammi.
"What's Rome?" asked Isaac.
"Well, it's the capital of Italy, and in ancient times, gladiators used to fight in this huge colloseum in the city," she said.
"Oh, I get it," said Isaac, "It's another one of those stupid connection things again."
"By any chance, is there a trade route that ends here in Tolbi called the Silk Road?" asked Sammi.
"Yes," replied Isaac, "But why did you want to know?"
"Well, a long time ago, like hundreds of years back, in my world, there was a trade route called the Silk Road that ended in Rome," replied Sammi.
"Weird," said Isaac.
"Where does the Silk Road start?" asked Sammi.
"In the town of Xian, on the other side of the continent," replied Isaac.
"Wow," said Sammi, "In the world I come from, the silk road started in a town in China called Xi'an. That's the same name. Now this CAN'T just be a coincidence..."
"Sammi," said Isaac, "How do you know about things from so long ago? Are you like centuries old or something? Like a Lemurian?"
"Of course not," said Sammi, laughing, "History is taught in school, ya know. By the way, I have no idea what the heck Lemuria--or whatever you call it--is."
"Well, it's..." said Isaac.
"Hey, I've got an idea," said Sammi, "Why don't you just tell me later, 'cause I have a feeling that it'll take a long time for you to explain."
"Okay," said Isaac.
"Hey, guys, I'vs been thinking," said Ivan, "I really want to enter Colosso this year..." He then walked off towards the Colosseum to sign up.
"Oh, my gosh," said Sammi, "IVAN'S entering Colosso!? COOL! We can watch everybody else get their butt kicked! YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY!!!!"
She then started running around in circles.
"Ya know," said Mia, "Sammi right now, she kinda reminds me of Ivan when he eats too much candy on Halloween..."
"Yes, I do see the resemblence," said Garet, nodding his head. Just then Ivan returned from signing up for Colosso.
"What's with Sammi?" he asked.
"I think he's excited," said Mia.
"No really, ya think?" said Isaac sarcastically.
"Shut up, Isaac," said Ivan.
Sammi stopped running around and looked at the ground
"Hey," she said," Someone dropped a coin...it's all shiny!"
"That's not a coin!" exclaimed Garet, "That's a Lucky Medal!"
"What the heck is a Lucky Medal!?" said Sammi.
"Well it is a medal and it's lucky!" said Garet.
"And ya throw it into Tolbi Spring to get a prize!" added Mia.
"Where's Tolbi Spring?" asked Sammi.
"I could take you there," said Ivan.
"Really?" said Sammi, "Thanks!" So she went to Tolbi Spring with Ivan. When they got there, Sammi was confused.
"How am I supposed to throw it in?" asked Sammi.
"You do it with your back to the spring," replied Ivan.
Sammi threw the medal and she got a staff.
"Oh, cool!" she said, "I wonder if it's a magic staff."
She waved it around and instantly started levitating about three feet off the ground.
"Hey, look! I can fly!" said Sammi, "HAHA! Evil peoples beware the mighty staff of levitation! Okay, let's go join the others." She then came back down to Earth.
Later in the evening, at the inn, Ivan was really excited.
"The trials start tomorrow! The trials start tomorrow!" he yelled, jumping up and down on a bed.
"He is hyper..." said Sammi.
"Oh, you should see him when he eats too much candy at Halloween," replied Mia, "He's a LOT worse than this."
"Scary..." said Sammi.
Eventually, Ivan settled down, which made it possible for them all to sleep.

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How did you like it? Sorry it took me so long to get this chapter up. Oh well. As always, plz review! Oh yeah, some one wanted to know why Saturos can't talk in my fics. It's because he is in an alternate dimension and he's not really there, but like we can see him in the other world like he is here. Kind of complicated, but hey, in fan fics, anything is possible, and anything the author wants to happen, happens.