Roll Call
Alpha 5: Ay Yi Yi welcome to the Amazing Race.Power Ranger Style. I am in Angel Grove Park with Twelve teams of two who are about to face off in a race around the universe.an amazing race. Before we meet our teams let's go over a few ground rules.
-No morphing and/or teleporting
-No creating monsters to do your evil bidding, or making them grow.
-No using your communicators to talk to or locate your teammates if you get separated.
-No putting evil spells on anyone in the race or otherwise.
-The galaxy rangers are not allowed to do that stupid run.you know what I'm talking about.
-No calling upon animal spirits, or any spirits for that matter for guidance. And that goes double for team Jungle Fever.
-No using galaxy gliders, or any other type of flying devise.
-No traveling through time to alter the outcome of the race.
-Basically you can't use your power in any way, shape, or form.
-During each leg of the race teams must find the rainbow route markers. These will be where your clues are located. There are detours and/or roadblock tasks in every leg of the race.
Now, to introduce the teams. Our first team is Kat and Emily. And to be perfectly honest I'm still sort of confused how they became a team.
Kat: I'll tell you how we became a team. It's those muscle brain fiancés of ours.
Emily: See I was supposed to be Jason's partner, and Kat was supposed to be Tommy's.
Kat: But no those two had to keep going on and on about how if they were partners, they would win the million no problem.
Emily: So they basically dropped us as partners. . .(shoots Tommy and Jason an evil glance). . . Macho Jerks.
Kat: Well we'll show them, screw the money we're here to make sure those two don't win.
Alpha 5: Well um that's lovely, girls. Our next team is Tommy and Jason. And it sounds like you two have some explaining to do. Ay yi yi.
Tommy: Heh. Yeah the fiancés are mad at us.
Jason: See we were simply trying to explain to the girls that if the two of us were partners, we'd be such a strong team that no one would be able to beat us. Thus we would win the million dollars.
Tommy: And then we would be able to open our own karate.
(Jason elbows him)
Tommy: Ow! What was that for?
Jason: Bro, remember the plan.
Tommy: Oh yeah, the plan. Thanks bro. As I was saying then we could use the money to buy our fiancés gifts? Uh yeah that's it. . .right bro?
Jason: Yeah bro.
Tommy: Bro.
Jason: Bro.
Kat and Emily: SHUT UP!
Alpha 5: Our next team is Andros and Karone.
Karone: I spent most of my life as Astronema and then I ran off to Terra Venture to become the Pink Galaxy Ranger.
Andros: With her living on Mirinoi and me still on Earth, we don't exactly get to see each other very much.
Karone: Not to mention Tommy's always sending him on crackpot missions whenever he feels like it.
Andros: So we're taking this race as an opportunity to get know each other and kick Tommy's butt for making me track Serpenterra for God knows how many months. Could have sent TJ. I mean he picked him as his successor and all. But nooo. . .TJ blew up the command center, TJ can't do anything right, we need to send somebody reliable. God forbid he sends himself. No no that would get in the way of him catching some rays at poolside. (Shoots Tommy a dirty look)
Tommy: Bro?
Andros: NO! I'm not your bro!!
Tommy: Bro.
Andros: ARGH!! And speaking of TJ, thank God I demoted that moron to blue. If he was the leader when my sister was trying to take over the world we would have all been doomed.
Karone: Aint' that the truth.
Alpha 5: Touching. Our next team is Billy and Trini.
Trini: When we kids I used translate for Billy because the others were too dumb to understand a word he was saying.
Billy: When she left for the Peace Conference it was hell; I had to dumb myself down so everyone else would understand.
Trini: (looks at the other opponents and starts to laugh) These idiots think they'll be able to race around the universe?! I bet most of them can't even cross the street without getting lost.
Billy: (points to Jason) I know for a fact he can't.
Jason: Bro?
Billy: Negative Jason.
Jason: (looks at Trini) Huh?
Trini: He said no you moron. (Turns to Billy) We got this in the bag.
Billy: Affirmative.
Everyone: Huh?
Billy and Trini: ARGHHHH!!
Alpha 5: Is it to late to back out as host? I swear Zordon must have been doped up when he chose these kids. Sigh. Our next team is. . Oh dead Lord. . .
(Camera pans right to show Eric and Merrick in matching outfits. Eric in a red jogging suit with silver stripes going down the pant legs. His jacket is open revealing a silver tee shirt with a giant red "E" in the middle. Merrick is standing next to him wearing a similar jogging suit only in silver with red stripes down the pant leg. His tee shirt is red with a giant silver "M" in the middle. Both are standing with ridiculous grins on their faces and their hands on their hips looking oh so proud.)
Eric: Like our outfits?
Merrick: We made them our selves.
Alpha 5: Team ME?
Eric and Merrick: NO!
(Trumpets blare and all other teams look around confused as Alpha begins to bang his head on a tree.)
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.
Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.
Merrick: I think I was a wolf.
Eric: We never run from danger.
Merrick: Yeah I was definitely a wolf.
(Camera pans to other teams)
Trini: Oh my God
Jen: (turns to Wes) And you're friends with this guy?!
Wes: What?! I think this is quite a tune.a real toe tapper. Uhhh. . .I'll be right back Jen.
(Wes runs to join Tommy and Jason who are doe-see-doe-ing along with Eric and Merrick. Jen turns and looks at Kat and Emily who just shake their heads sadly.)
Emily: We feel your pain. . .believe me.
Kat: And these idiots expect to win this race?! Oh my.
Jen: My question is how did all these red ranger doofs save the world from the machine empire generals?
Kat: I know seriously next time the world's in trouble we're getting the pink rangers together. . .oh and um Emily you can come too we'll get ya some powers somewhere.
Cole: (Pops up from nowhere) Tommy truly was the best ranger.
(Everyone shoots Cole a dirty look expect Tommy who is smiling gleefully.)
Jen: Wes! Get back here he's introducing us now!
(At the sound of Jen calling Wes stops dancing and realizes the music stopped about five minutes ago. He looks back over at the guys who are still dancing and hangs his head sadly as he walks back over to Jen.)
Alpha 5: Our next team is Jen and Wes.
(Camera pans over to Jen and Wes showing Jen screaming at Wes.)
Jen: DID I SAY YOU COULD GO DANCE?! NO!! THERE YOU GO AGAIN THINKING YOU'RE THE LEADER! I'M THE LEADER!!
Wes: Sorry.
Jen: It's okay. Go ahead Alpha introduce us.
Alpha 5: But I already did.
Jen: What?! When?!
Alpha 5: When you were yelling.
Jen: OH NO! I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK LIKE A KOOK ON THIS SHOW. WE ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE A NICE, NORMAL, FUNCTIONAL COUPLE. INTRODUCE US AGAIN!!
Alpha 5: Umm but. . .
Jen: NOW!!!
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi!! Okay!! Our next team is Jen and Wes.
(Camera pans to Jen and Wes again who are now holding hand smiling and waving.)
Jen: (with a nod of approval) Much better.
Alpha 5: Our next team is Aisha and Tanya. . .(drums begin to play in the background and the boys all start dancing again.) What now?!
Tanya: (turns to the boys who are doe- see- doe-ing again) Would you five stop it!!
Aisha: Yeah everyone knows white boys can't dance.
Tanya: That's right my sista.
(They both some weird handshake.)
Tommy: Hey Bro we should have a handshake too.
Jason: Bro!!!
(They both stand there dumbfounded until. . .)
Jason and Tommy: I got it! Bro!!!
(They both body slam each other.)
Kat: Five minutes! Could you two act normal for five minutes?!
(Tommy and Jason look at her quite confused with their head tilted to the side in wonder)
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Kat: ARGH!
Emily: My thoughts exactly.
Alpha 5: Can things get any worse? Yes. . .yes they can. Here is our next team. . .Brothers Leo and Mike.
Mike: Nuggy!!!
Leo: AHHH!! Stop it! Uncle! Uncle!
Mike: (takes Leo's arm and starts punching him with it.) Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Alpha 5: For the love of. . .
Mike: WEDGIE!!!!!!!!
Leo: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Mike: PURPLE NURPLE!!!
Leo: Mommmmmmmmy!
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi who the hell talked me into hosting this?! Jesus Christ (sarcastic tone) And here's another winning team. I'm sure they'll go far!
Nadira: (whining) But Daddy I don't wanna race! I'll get all sweaty and what if I break a nail?!
Ransik: But just think after we win the million dollars you'll be able to buy a whole new wardrobe princess.
Nadira: But Daddy isn't there a way we can get the money with out racing?
Ransik: No, we're not allowed to use our powers and we already signed a contract.
(Cut to Jason and Tommy who are listening carefully in the background with shocked and confused looks on their faces.)
Tommy: Rules?! Con what?!
Jason: Powers?! What Powers?
Nadira: (turns to them) Umm your Ranger powers.
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Emily: Are you kidding me?!
Kat: Jesus Tommy! You've been three colors and you can't remember being a Power Ranger?!
Tommy: Oh yeah a Power Ranger! I thought you were talking about something else. . .yeah that's it.
Kat: Oh okay.
Tommy: (whispers to Jason) A Power what?!
Jason: (shrugs and flips his power coin) Your guess is as good as mine bro.
Alpha 5: And we actually had you two be leaders?! It's a wonder we're not all dead. Oh well our next team has dubbed themselves "Jungle Fever".
(Music to the tune "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" starts to play as the Camera pans upward revealing Cole and Maya sitting in a tree with a group of chimps singing)
Cole and Maya: A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh. A-wimoweh, a- wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh.
Cole: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, red lion sleeps tonight!
Maya: In the jungle, the quite jungle, the wolf galactibeast sleeps tonight!
Cole and Maya: We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de! We-um-um-a-way!! We-de-de- de, de-de-de-de-de de! We-um-um-a-way!!
(Camera pans back to Alpha who looks just about ready to snap. Behind him are Tommy, Jason, and Wes who are yet again doe-see-doe-ing to the music.)
Alpha 5: All right. I've already come to terms with the fact that music just comes out of no where whenever it feels like it, but where the hell did the monkeys come from?!
Cole: CHIMPS! NOT MONKEYS! CHIMPS!
Alpha 5: Potato, potato. And as for our square dancers, I don't know who's worse. . .the three amigos over there or the girls that are actually in love with them. I mean who in their right mind would want to marry these three?!
(Jen and Emily glare daggers at Alpha as a giant grin creeps up on Kat's face.)
Jen: What are you smiling about? He's making fun of us.
Kat: Yeah I know and I'm gonna make him regret it. Just follow my lead okay.
(Kat gets a really sad expression on her face and starts to fake cry.)
Alpha 5: Oh shit. . .she's gonna. . .dammit.
Kat: TOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!
(Emily and Jen look at each other, shrug, and do the same as Kat.)
Emily: JAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOONN!!
Jen: WEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!
(All three boys stop dead in their tracks at the sound of the girls calling.)
Tommy, Jason, and Wes: I'll save you!!
(The boys run over to the girls to see what the problem is.)
Kat: (sobbing) He. . .he was saying horrible things about us!
Jason: Who?
Emily: Al. . .sob. . .pha.
Jen: (sobbing) Uh huh.
(All three boys turn towards Alpha and begin to charge at him.)
Alpha 5: Oh God dammit.
(Alpha starts to run away but the boys catch up to him and drag him over to where the girls are standing.)
Tommy: Apologize to the ladies now, or we'll go ninja on your ass!!
Alpha 5: Okay! Okay! I take it back I'm sorry girls.
Tommy: Good and you better not EVER say another bad thing about any of the girls again or I'll show you why Rita chose me to be the green ranger.
(The girls smile triumphantly and hug the boys.)
Emily: Our heroes!
Jen: We love you guys. (whispers to Kat) I'll have to try using that more often.
Kat: (to Jen) I'm telling you, works like a charm every time.
Alpha 5: I am not going to doing any more shows unless I get a bodyguard. (in a sarcastic tone) Oh and it gets better!! Our next team is none other then Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd.
Rita: That's right tin brain!
(Camera pans to the left revealing Rito and Goldar clad out in cheerleading skirts and pom-poms.)
Goldar: Go Rita!
Rita: Would you two go away? You're giving me a headache!
Rito: ED! ED! He's our man, if he can't do it no one can!
Zedd: ZEDD! Lord Zedd.
Rito: And don't worry Ed, we'll be cheering you on every step of the way!
Zedd: What have I gotten myself into? I used to be the most evil person in the universe and now I'm racing with Power Rangers. I think I'm the one that's getting a headache!!
Rito: GOOOOOO! ED!! (Does a cheerleading jump)
Alpha 5: Umm well that appears to be everyone, but wait that was only 11 teams.
(Cue Bulk and Skull's music)
Bulk: WAIT!! Don't leave without us!! Here we come!
Alpha 5: Where were you two?
Skull: Funny story. See we kinda got lost.
Alpha 5: You got lost?! The race hasn't even started yet and you already got lost?! Ay yi yi. How do you two expect to win the race when you can't even find Angel Grove Park?!
Bulk: Uhhhhh. . .We figured we'd wing it.
Skull: Yeah wing it. (does his laugh.you know the laugh I'm talking about)
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi. Well I guess the race can begin now. Players take your marks. Get set.
Merrick: WAIT!!
Alpha 5: What now?!
Merrick: I got it!!
Alpha 5: Got what?
Merrick: Milk. . .wait no. . .HOWLING!
Alpha 5: Huh?
Merrick: I was the Howling Wolf!! (Smiles triumphantly)
Eric: Good job man! Team IC does it again!!
(They high five each other)
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi. Leave! Please just get away from me.
(Trini and Billy take off as everyone else stand around still staring at Alpha.)
Alpha 5: Are you kidding me?! Leave isn't even a big word! It's only one syllable.
Wes: Sylla what?
Tommy and Jason: Bro?
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi! GO!! NOW!
Everyone: Oh!
Mike: Well why didn't you just say so?
(All the other teams begin to race off. Camera cuts to Eric and Merrick who are marching along as they sing their song. Then the camera pans upwards showing Cole and Maya who are swinging from conveniently places vines. The camera cuts back to Alpha who's shaking his head sadly.)
Alpha 5: Someone get me a drink. . .It's gonna be a long race.
End Episode
Alpha 5: Ay Yi Yi welcome to the Amazing Race.Power Ranger Style. I am in Angel Grove Park with Twelve teams of two who are about to face off in a race around the universe.an amazing race. Before we meet our teams let's go over a few ground rules.
-No morphing and/or teleporting
-No creating monsters to do your evil bidding, or making them grow.
-No using your communicators to talk to or locate your teammates if you get separated.
-No putting evil spells on anyone in the race or otherwise.
-The galaxy rangers are not allowed to do that stupid run.you know what I'm talking about.
-No calling upon animal spirits, or any spirits for that matter for guidance. And that goes double for team Jungle Fever.
-No using galaxy gliders, or any other type of flying devise.
-No traveling through time to alter the outcome of the race.
-Basically you can't use your power in any way, shape, or form.
-During each leg of the race teams must find the rainbow route markers. These will be where your clues are located. There are detours and/or roadblock tasks in every leg of the race.
Now, to introduce the teams. Our first team is Kat and Emily. And to be perfectly honest I'm still sort of confused how they became a team.
Kat: I'll tell you how we became a team. It's those muscle brain fiancés of ours.
Emily: See I was supposed to be Jason's partner, and Kat was supposed to be Tommy's.
Kat: But no those two had to keep going on and on about how if they were partners, they would win the million no problem.
Emily: So they basically dropped us as partners. . .(shoots Tommy and Jason an evil glance). . . Macho Jerks.
Kat: Well we'll show them, screw the money we're here to make sure those two don't win.
Alpha 5: Well um that's lovely, girls. Our next team is Tommy and Jason. And it sounds like you two have some explaining to do. Ay yi yi.
Tommy: Heh. Yeah the fiancés are mad at us.
Jason: See we were simply trying to explain to the girls that if the two of us were partners, we'd be such a strong team that no one would be able to beat us. Thus we would win the million dollars.
Tommy: And then we would be able to open our own karate.
(Jason elbows him)
Tommy: Ow! What was that for?
Jason: Bro, remember the plan.
Tommy: Oh yeah, the plan. Thanks bro. As I was saying then we could use the money to buy our fiancés gifts? Uh yeah that's it. . .right bro?
Jason: Yeah bro.
Tommy: Bro.
Jason: Bro.
Kat and Emily: SHUT UP!
Alpha 5: Our next team is Andros and Karone.
Karone: I spent most of my life as Astronema and then I ran off to Terra Venture to become the Pink Galaxy Ranger.
Andros: With her living on Mirinoi and me still on Earth, we don't exactly get to see each other very much.
Karone: Not to mention Tommy's always sending him on crackpot missions whenever he feels like it.
Andros: So we're taking this race as an opportunity to get know each other and kick Tommy's butt for making me track Serpenterra for God knows how many months. Could have sent TJ. I mean he picked him as his successor and all. But nooo. . .TJ blew up the command center, TJ can't do anything right, we need to send somebody reliable. God forbid he sends himself. No no that would get in the way of him catching some rays at poolside. (Shoots Tommy a dirty look)
Tommy: Bro?
Andros: NO! I'm not your bro!!
Tommy: Bro.
Andros: ARGH!! And speaking of TJ, thank God I demoted that moron to blue. If he was the leader when my sister was trying to take over the world we would have all been doomed.
Karone: Aint' that the truth.
Alpha 5: Touching. Our next team is Billy and Trini.
Trini: When we kids I used translate for Billy because the others were too dumb to understand a word he was saying.
Billy: When she left for the Peace Conference it was hell; I had to dumb myself down so everyone else would understand.
Trini: (looks at the other opponents and starts to laugh) These idiots think they'll be able to race around the universe?! I bet most of them can't even cross the street without getting lost.
Billy: (points to Jason) I know for a fact he can't.
Jason: Bro?
Billy: Negative Jason.
Jason: (looks at Trini) Huh?
Trini: He said no you moron. (Turns to Billy) We got this in the bag.
Billy: Affirmative.
Everyone: Huh?
Billy and Trini: ARGHHHH!!
Alpha 5: Is it to late to back out as host? I swear Zordon must have been doped up when he chose these kids. Sigh. Our next team is. . Oh dead Lord. . .
(Camera pans right to show Eric and Merrick in matching outfits. Eric in a red jogging suit with silver stripes going down the pant legs. His jacket is open revealing a silver tee shirt with a giant red "E" in the middle. Merrick is standing next to him wearing a similar jogging suit only in silver with red stripes down the pant leg. His tee shirt is red with a giant silver "M" in the middle. Both are standing with ridiculous grins on their faces and their hands on their hips looking oh so proud.)
Eric: Like our outfits?
Merrick: We made them our selves.
Alpha 5: Team ME?
Eric and Merrick: NO!
(Trumpets blare and all other teams look around confused as Alpha begins to bang his head on a tree.)
Eric: I'm Eric!
Merrick: I'm Merrick!
Eric: Our names rhyme.
Merrick: We were the best 6th rangers of all time.
Eric: I was Quantum Ranger.
Merrick: I think I was a wolf.
Eric: We never run from danger.
Merrick: Yeah I was definitely a wolf.
(Camera pans to other teams)
Trini: Oh my God
Jen: (turns to Wes) And you're friends with this guy?!
Wes: What?! I think this is quite a tune.a real toe tapper. Uhhh. . .I'll be right back Jen.
(Wes runs to join Tommy and Jason who are doe-see-doe-ing along with Eric and Merrick. Jen turns and looks at Kat and Emily who just shake their heads sadly.)
Emily: We feel your pain. . .believe me.
Kat: And these idiots expect to win this race?! Oh my.
Jen: My question is how did all these red ranger doofs save the world from the machine empire generals?
Kat: I know seriously next time the world's in trouble we're getting the pink rangers together. . .oh and um Emily you can come too we'll get ya some powers somewhere.
Cole: (Pops up from nowhere) Tommy truly was the best ranger.
(Everyone shoots Cole a dirty look expect Tommy who is smiling gleefully.)
Jen: Wes! Get back here he's introducing us now!
(At the sound of Jen calling Wes stops dancing and realizes the music stopped about five minutes ago. He looks back over at the guys who are still dancing and hangs his head sadly as he walks back over to Jen.)
Alpha 5: Our next team is Jen and Wes.
(Camera pans over to Jen and Wes showing Jen screaming at Wes.)
Jen: DID I SAY YOU COULD GO DANCE?! NO!! THERE YOU GO AGAIN THINKING YOU'RE THE LEADER! I'M THE LEADER!!
Wes: Sorry.
Jen: It's okay. Go ahead Alpha introduce us.
Alpha 5: But I already did.
Jen: What?! When?!
Alpha 5: When you were yelling.
Jen: OH NO! I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK LIKE A KOOK ON THIS SHOW. WE ARE GOING TO LOOK LIKE A NICE, NORMAL, FUNCTIONAL COUPLE. INTRODUCE US AGAIN!!
Alpha 5: Umm but. . .
Jen: NOW!!!
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi!! Okay!! Our next team is Jen and Wes.
(Camera pans to Jen and Wes again who are now holding hand smiling and waving.)
Jen: (with a nod of approval) Much better.
Alpha 5: Our next team is Aisha and Tanya. . .(drums begin to play in the background and the boys all start dancing again.) What now?!
Tanya: (turns to the boys who are doe- see- doe-ing again) Would you five stop it!!
Aisha: Yeah everyone knows white boys can't dance.
Tanya: That's right my sista.
(They both some weird handshake.)
Tommy: Hey Bro we should have a handshake too.
Jason: Bro!!!
(They both stand there dumbfounded until. . .)
Jason and Tommy: I got it! Bro!!!
(They both body slam each other.)
Kat: Five minutes! Could you two act normal for five minutes?!
(Tommy and Jason look at her quite confused with their head tilted to the side in wonder)
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Kat: ARGH!
Emily: My thoughts exactly.
Alpha 5: Can things get any worse? Yes. . .yes they can. Here is our next team. . .Brothers Leo and Mike.
Mike: Nuggy!!!
Leo: AHHH!! Stop it! Uncle! Uncle!
Mike: (takes Leo's arm and starts punching him with it.) Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
Alpha 5: For the love of. . .
Mike: WEDGIE!!!!!!!!
Leo: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Mike: PURPLE NURPLE!!!
Leo: Mommmmmmmmy!
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi who the hell talked me into hosting this?! Jesus Christ (sarcastic tone) And here's another winning team. I'm sure they'll go far!
Nadira: (whining) But Daddy I don't wanna race! I'll get all sweaty and what if I break a nail?!
Ransik: But just think after we win the million dollars you'll be able to buy a whole new wardrobe princess.
Nadira: But Daddy isn't there a way we can get the money with out racing?
Ransik: No, we're not allowed to use our powers and we already signed a contract.
(Cut to Jason and Tommy who are listening carefully in the background with shocked and confused looks on their faces.)
Tommy: Rules?! Con what?!
Jason: Powers?! What Powers?
Nadira: (turns to them) Umm your Ranger powers.
Tommy and Jason: Eh?
Emily: Are you kidding me?!
Kat: Jesus Tommy! You've been three colors and you can't remember being a Power Ranger?!
Tommy: Oh yeah a Power Ranger! I thought you were talking about something else. . .yeah that's it.
Kat: Oh okay.
Tommy: (whispers to Jason) A Power what?!
Jason: (shrugs and flips his power coin) Your guess is as good as mine bro.
Alpha 5: And we actually had you two be leaders?! It's a wonder we're not all dead. Oh well our next team has dubbed themselves "Jungle Fever".
(Music to the tune "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" starts to play as the Camera pans upward revealing Cole and Maya sitting in a tree with a group of chimps singing)
Cole and Maya: A-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh. A-wimoweh, a- wimoweh, a-wimoweh, a-wimoweh.
Cole: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, red lion sleeps tonight!
Maya: In the jungle, the quite jungle, the wolf galactibeast sleeps tonight!
Cole and Maya: We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de! We-um-um-a-way!! We-de-de- de, de-de-de-de-de de! We-um-um-a-way!!
(Camera pans back to Alpha who looks just about ready to snap. Behind him are Tommy, Jason, and Wes who are yet again doe-see-doe-ing to the music.)
Alpha 5: All right. I've already come to terms with the fact that music just comes out of no where whenever it feels like it, but where the hell did the monkeys come from?!
Cole: CHIMPS! NOT MONKEYS! CHIMPS!
Alpha 5: Potato, potato. And as for our square dancers, I don't know who's worse. . .the three amigos over there or the girls that are actually in love with them. I mean who in their right mind would want to marry these three?!
(Jen and Emily glare daggers at Alpha as a giant grin creeps up on Kat's face.)
Jen: What are you smiling about? He's making fun of us.
Kat: Yeah I know and I'm gonna make him regret it. Just follow my lead okay.
(Kat gets a really sad expression on her face and starts to fake cry.)
Alpha 5: Oh shit. . .she's gonna. . .dammit.
Kat: TOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!
(Emily and Jen look at each other, shrug, and do the same as Kat.)
Emily: JAAAAAASSSSSSSSOOOOOOONN!!
Jen: WEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!
(All three boys stop dead in their tracks at the sound of the girls calling.)
Tommy, Jason, and Wes: I'll save you!!
(The boys run over to the girls to see what the problem is.)
Kat: (sobbing) He. . .he was saying horrible things about us!
Jason: Who?
Emily: Al. . .sob. . .pha.
Jen: (sobbing) Uh huh.
(All three boys turn towards Alpha and begin to charge at him.)
Alpha 5: Oh God dammit.
(Alpha starts to run away but the boys catch up to him and drag him over to where the girls are standing.)
Tommy: Apologize to the ladies now, or we'll go ninja on your ass!!
Alpha 5: Okay! Okay! I take it back I'm sorry girls.
Tommy: Good and you better not EVER say another bad thing about any of the girls again or I'll show you why Rita chose me to be the green ranger.
(The girls smile triumphantly and hug the boys.)
Emily: Our heroes!
Jen: We love you guys. (whispers to Kat) I'll have to try using that more often.
Kat: (to Jen) I'm telling you, works like a charm every time.
Alpha 5: I am not going to doing any more shows unless I get a bodyguard. (in a sarcastic tone) Oh and it gets better!! Our next team is none other then Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd.
Rita: That's right tin brain!
(Camera pans to the left revealing Rito and Goldar clad out in cheerleading skirts and pom-poms.)
Goldar: Go Rita!
Rita: Would you two go away? You're giving me a headache!
Rito: ED! ED! He's our man, if he can't do it no one can!
Zedd: ZEDD! Lord Zedd.
Rito: And don't worry Ed, we'll be cheering you on every step of the way!
Zedd: What have I gotten myself into? I used to be the most evil person in the universe and now I'm racing with Power Rangers. I think I'm the one that's getting a headache!!
Rito: GOOOOOO! ED!! (Does a cheerleading jump)
Alpha 5: Umm well that appears to be everyone, but wait that was only 11 teams.
(Cue Bulk and Skull's music)
Bulk: WAIT!! Don't leave without us!! Here we come!
Alpha 5: Where were you two?
Skull: Funny story. See we kinda got lost.
Alpha 5: You got lost?! The race hasn't even started yet and you already got lost?! Ay yi yi. How do you two expect to win the race when you can't even find Angel Grove Park?!
Bulk: Uhhhhh. . .We figured we'd wing it.
Skull: Yeah wing it. (does his laugh.you know the laugh I'm talking about)
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi. Well I guess the race can begin now. Players take your marks. Get set.
Merrick: WAIT!!
Alpha 5: What now?!
Merrick: I got it!!
Alpha 5: Got what?
Merrick: Milk. . .wait no. . .HOWLING!
Alpha 5: Huh?
Merrick: I was the Howling Wolf!! (Smiles triumphantly)
Eric: Good job man! Team IC does it again!!
(They high five each other)
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi. Leave! Please just get away from me.
(Trini and Billy take off as everyone else stand around still staring at Alpha.)
Alpha 5: Are you kidding me?! Leave isn't even a big word! It's only one syllable.
Wes: Sylla what?
Tommy and Jason: Bro?
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi! GO!! NOW!
Everyone: Oh!
Mike: Well why didn't you just say so?
(All the other teams begin to race off. Camera cuts to Eric and Merrick who are marching along as they sing their song. Then the camera pans upwards showing Cole and Maya who are swinging from conveniently places vines. The camera cuts back to Alpha who's shaking his head sadly.)
Alpha 5: Someone get me a drink. . .It's gonna be a long race.
End Episode