Home, home of the Treys
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. This leg of the race will be from Mariner Bay to Triforia, home of the Treys.
Jason and Tommy: (singing) HOME, HOME OF THE TREYS!!
WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY!
Alpha 5: Would you two shut up?! I'm in the middle of my introduction!
Jason: But. . .
Alpha 5: Ya know what, the hell with this. Just forget it. I'm done. Someone else can host this leg. I'll be in my trailer.
(Alpha 5 walks away disgusted as the teams just look at each other trying to figure out what to do when Justin pops out of no where.)
Justin: Hey guys! I'm the new host! Isn't that cool?!
Everyone: Alpha come back! We're sorry.
Alpha 5: SCREW YOU!
Kat: Justin I thought we went through this earlier. This is a grownup race. I am not going to baby sit you. Lord knows I had to do it the whole time you were a ranger.
Justin: But you need a host.
Andros: No we don't, we're good believe me.
Justin: But. . .
Jen: Look kid. Let me put it to you like this. You must be this tall to participate in the race. (Jen holds her hand about six inches over Justin's head.) Sorry but you just don't make the cut.
Justin: But. . .
Jen: But, but SHUT UP! Get lost before I call the truancy cops on you. Aren't you supposed to be in school?
Justin: I graduated early.
Jen: From what kindergarten!? Get outta here peewee.
(Justin starts to cry and runs away.)
Jen: Okay that's one problem out of the way, but we still need a host.
Alpha 6: Ay yo yo! Never fear Alpha 6 is here! And I'ma hosting this until Alpha 5 gets some therapy. So let's get this party started. YO! As Alpha 5 was saying before he had an episode. . .this leg of the race is from Mariner Bay to Triforia, home of the Treys.
Jason and Tommy: (singing) HOME, HOME OF THE TREYS!! (Emily and Kat smack them in the head) OW! What was that for?!
Emily: For being you!
Kat: Now go sit quietly over there for a little bit and we'll get you guys some candy.
Jason: Candy WHOO!
Tommy: YES!
(Tommy and Jason run over to where Kat told them to go and sit there as told.)
Alpha 6: Yo, as I was saying right now the teams are in a mandatory rest period. During this time teams can eat, sleep, and mingle with other players. Each team will depart twelve hours after their arrival time at the pit stop.
Kat: (giving the boys each a lollipop) Here you are boys.
Emily: Now be good until it's time to go race again.
Tommy and Jason: Kay! (Singing) LOLLIPOP! LOLLIPOP! OH LOLLY LOLLY LOLLY! LOLLIPOP! BA DUME DUME DUME DUME!
Wes: Can I have some candy too Jen?
Jen: NO!
Wes: (sings sadly) I want candy. I want candy.
*************
Alpha 6: The first team to arrive was Rita and Zedd at 2:14 pm. They will depart at 2:14 am.
Rito: ED! ED WAKE UP!
Zedd: (growling) WHAT IS IT NOW?!
Goldar: Aren't you supposed to go race now?
Rita: Move it tinsel teeth! We gotta go now!
(Zedd gets out of bed and follows Rita out of the Aquabase still wearing his pajamas.)
Zedd: Haven't they ever heard of sleep around here?
Rito: GOOOOOOOOOO ED!
**************
Alpha 6: The second team to arrive was Jen and Wes at 2:17 pm. They will depart at 2:17 am. The third team to arrive was Andros and Karone at 2:18 pm. They will depart at 2:18 am.
Wes: Ready Jen?
Jen: Yeah gimme that clue.
Wes: Huh? I don't have a clue.
Jen: What do you think that paper is you're holding?! Come on focus here!! Andros and Karone are only a minute behind us.
(Jen takes the clue off of Wes and starts to read it just as Andros and Karone are grabbing theirs.)
Jen: See what you caused. Now they're tied with us!
Wes: Sorry.
Jen: Okay. . .Take a cab to ___________
Shuttles will be waiting to blast you off to space
There you will land on the planet known for gold
And please do as you're told
Andros: Space. . .NASADA's base! That's where we met for Forever Red!
Karone: Okay let's get going.
Alpha 6: Teams must get a taxi and travel to the NASADA located just outside of Mariner Bay. When they get there they must sign up for one of the three space ships. Only four teams can go on a shuttle. The first shuttle will leave at 6am, the second at 6:15am, and the third at 6:30am. So it is crucial to get on an early shuttle. Tommy and Jason and Kat and Emily were the fourth teams to arrive at 2:22pm. They will depart at 2:22am.
Kat: Em, we gotta hurry. We need to get on that first shuttle.
Emily: I know, but what are we gonna do about those two?
(The girls turn and look at Tommy and Jason who are standing in the middle of the road flagging down taxis.)
Tommy: TAXI! Get it bro.
(Jason dives in front of the cab causing it to come to a halt. Tommy opens the door and throws the passenger out of it.)
Tommy: Girl's we gotta taxi! Let's go!
(Kat and Emily look at each other, shrug, and hop in the cab.)
Kat: NASADA Space Base please.
*****************
Alpha 6: Eric and Merrick were the sixth team to arrive.
Eric: Cause we were the best 6th rangers!
Merrick: Of all time!
Eric: Hey! You gotta 6 too!
Alpha 6: Ah yo that's great. As I was saying. . .they were the sixth team to arrive at 2:26pm. They will depart at 2:26am.
(Trumpets blare as team "ic" takes off.)
Alpha 6: Where did that music. . .
*****************
(At NASADA Rita and Zedd, Andros and Karone, and Jen and Wes have all already signed up for the first shuttle. Tommy, Jason, Kat, and Emily are just getting out of their cab. . .)
Kat: Emily go! Hurry up and sign us up for that shuttle!
(Emily leaps out of the taxi and rushes to the paper, signing her and Kat up for the first shuttle. Jason and Tommy run over to the sign up sheets and see that there is no room on the first shuttle. . .)
Tommy: (as he stares at the paper in defeat) Bro! What are we gonna do?
Jason: Don't worry bro, I have a plan! (He points his finger in the air triumphantly and starts to whisper something in Tommy's ear.)
Kat: He has a plan?
Emily: I don't even want to know.
Tommy and Jason: Ready, BREAK!
Jason: Remember the plan. . .
Tommy: Right. . .the plan, I do what again?
Jason: Just go distract Andros and his sister; I'll take care of the rest. (Laughs evilly)
(Tommy walks over to where Andros is standing not sure of what he has to do. Jason walks over to the sign up sheets again.)
Tommy: Um. Hey Bro!
Andros: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your Bro!
Tommy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, anyway, so bro. I have a very important mission for you.
Andros: What now?
Tommy: You need to track down Serpenterra, he is somewhere on the moon.
Andros: I already did that. Don't you remember "Forever Red?"
Tommy: Eh?
(As Andros tries to explain the whole thing to Tommy, again, Karone spots Jason up to no good by the sign up sheets. She tries to get Andros' attention but it doesn't work because he is too busy trying to explain things to Tommy. . .and we mean everything.)
Jason: (looks around to make sure no one is watching him, sees Karone) EPP! (Turns around to wait for her to walk away.)
(The girls look on in confusion. . .)
Jason: Finally, she was standing here waaaay too long. Now what was I doing again? Oh yeah! (As he starts to pick up the pencil Karone comes up behind him.)
Karone: Um, what are you doing?
Jason: AHHH! (Drops the pencil) NOTHING! (Runs away with his arms in the air screaming and decides he better wait a few more minutes and get some back up.)
(As this whole ordeal is taking place the other teams begin to arrive one by one.)
Jason: Em. . .Kat. . .I need your help.
(The girls groan and reluctantly walk over to Jason.)
Emily: Okay what is it now?
Jason: Karone's getting to suspicious.
Kat: What?
Jason: I mean. . .I need you to go find what Karone likes in a guy. See ah my buddy. . .umm. . .my buddy Bill has a thing for her.
Emily: But Billy goes out with Trini.
Jason: Not Billy, Bill. Please?
Kat: Okay but you owe us.
(The girls go over and strike up conversation with Karone, still not exactly sure as to why they're doing it. Tommy is still staring at Andros blankly as Andros' explanation has since become yelling. . .)
Andros: FOREVER RED! YOU LED THE MISSION? WE WENT TO THE MOON? YOU HAD SPIKEY HAIR? ANY OF THIS REGISTERING?
Tommy: Eh?
Andros: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!
(Over at the sign up sheet. . .)
Jason: Finally, now for my plan.
(Mission Impossible music starts to play as Jason sneaks around the room to get the pencil he dropped two inches away from him. . .)
Zedd: What the. . .AH! (Jason pops up behind him )
Jason: Dunnnnnnnnna Dunnnnnnnnnna Dun Da
Zedd: Get the hell away from me!
(Jason walks over to the sign up sheet)
Jason: (thinking to himself.) The perfect crime! Now all I have to do is take their names off this one and put it over here and replace mine over here, but in pen so they can't do what I'm doing. (Out loud) Not that anyone is smart enough to think of such a. . .(tries to think of a word for smart). . . cleaver plan.
Zedd: CLEVER!
Jason: That too! (yelling) OKAY BRO, GIRLS, YOU CAN STOP TALKING TO THEM NOW. I FINSHED MY PLAN!
Emily: (yelling back to him.) We stopped talking to Karone about ten minutes ago Jason.
Jason: You what?
Karone: (pops up behind Jason) What plan?
Jason: (turns around and looks at Karone) AHHHHH!! (Runs away screaming and waving his arms in the air.)
************************
Alpha 6: Yo yo! The shuttles are going to be blasting off soon. Shuttle one will consist of Rita and Zedd. . .that also included Rito and Goldar. . .Jen and Wes, Kat and Emily, and Tommy and Jason. You may all board your shuttle now.
Andros: What?! But we were the second team here! We signed up way before Tommy, Jason, Kat, and Emily!
Alpha 6: Not according to this paper. Sorry man I gotta go by this sheet. The teams stay the way they are.
Zedd: You're telling me that I have to ride all the way to Triforia with four whiny women, the three stooges, and tweedle dee and tweedle dum. Goddamn why don't you just kill me now and save me the misery.
Rito: GOOOOOOOO ED!
Zedd: (shudders) Get away from me.
(The first shuttle blasts off, as Andros stands there extremely pissed off. . .)
Karone: I tried to tell you that Jason was plotting something.
Andros: Well why didn't you?!
Karone: You were too busy talking to (in a sarcastic tone) "the fearless leader"
Andros: God dammit, well don't worry we'll get them back. . .if it's the last thing we do.
Karone: We gotta watch out for the girls though, they're dangerous.
Andros: Yeah we have to separate them from the girls, because as you can tell they're morons without them.
****************
(On the shuttle music once again has come out of nowhere and the boys have started up yet another sing-a-long. . .)
Tommy, Jason, and Wes: 5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .1 RANGERS IN SPACE!
Tommy: Set controls to outer space now
Jason: Flying higher then ever before
Wes: RANGERS! In Space
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Wes: GO! GO! GO! FLY!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS
Wes: IN SPACE!
(As the song goes to the instrumental the boys start to "rock out" by head banging and pretending they are flying. As this ordeal is going on...the boys' better halves are banging their heads against the wall, Rita is holding her ears shut, Zedd is attempting to pry the shuttle door open, and Rito and Goldar are "rocking out" along with the boys.)
Rita: They're giving me a headache!!
Kat, Emily, Jen: WHY US?!
Zedd: Why you? Try why me! You choose to be with them. I on the other hand can't take another minute with these fools! (Looks over at the five dancing morons and shudders.)
Tommy, Jason, Wes, Rito, and Goldar: GO POWER RANGERS! GO POWER RANGERS! GO POWER RANGERS. . .IN SPACE!!!!
*****************
Alpha 6: The second shuttle is about to blast off. Yo yo. Shuttle number two will consist of Andros and Karone, Eric and Merrick, Ransik and Nadira, and Cole and Maya. You may all board your shuttle now.
(The teams board the shuttle as team "IC" notices that Andros and Karone are in a bad mood. Being the good samaritans that they are, they decide to try and cheer them up.)
Andros: I still can't believe that we got stuck on this shuttle.
Karone: I know this totally blows.
Eric: Never fear! Team "IC" is here.
Merrick: And we will bring you lots of cheer.
Maya: Yeah cheer up, I mean it could be worse.
Andros: I won't cheer up until Tommy and Jason pay.
Nadira: Looking for revenge I see?
Ransik: I think we can arrange something.
(Ransik, Nadira, Andros, and Karone go into a huddle and start making plans to get revenge on the boys.)
Ransik: I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship between the four of us. (Starts laughing evilly)
(Merrick and Eric look at Ransik and start laughing too. Ransik looks at them; stops, and the boys continue to laugh for the remainder of the flight.)
***************************
(Back at NASADA. . .)
Alpha 6: Yo, yo! It's time to board the last shuttle yo.
(The three remaining teams get on the shuttle and it blasts off. On board. . .)
Billy: We're the smartest people here and we're stuck in just about dead last.
Trini: Just about. . .we are in dead last!
Billy: What do you mean?
Trini: Did you lose brain cells from getting your ass kicked?! We finished last because of those whiny girls and team duh.
Billy: This is an untimely predicament indeed.
Tanya: Would you two crackers shut up?!
Aisha: Word.
Bulk: Hey ladies can I interest any of you in a date?
Skull: Yeah date. (does that laugh again)
Girls: EW!!!
(Billy looks out the window and sees that the shuttle has already flown past Triforia)
Billy: Where the hell are we going?
Trini: What do you mean?
Billy: We just flew past Triforia.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Tanya: Who's flying this thing?
(The six of them walk up to the cockpit and Skull opens the door cautiously. . .)
Trini: What the hell are you two doing?!
Leo: I dunno, I just wanted the window seat and the kid said if I followed him I could look out of lots of windows. . .I like windows.
Bulk: OOOOOOkay, but that still doesn't answer the question of why you two are flying the shuttle.
Justin: I'm sick of everyone saying I'm too little to do thing!!
Aisha: Well you are, you're like what seven?
Justin: I'm not seven!!!
Aisha: Six then?
Justin: SHUT UP! I WAS A RANGER TOO! I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT YOU GUYS CAN!
Tanya: That's great sunshine. But the fact of the matter is you can't. You're too young, too short, and the only reason you got the powers in the first place is because Rocky was too doped up on pain meds to realize what the hell he was doing.
Aisha: Word.
Leo: Ya know, if I go home Mike's gonna give me a wedgie.
Trini: Yeah that's great, but how about we go to Triforia now?
Justin: NO WAY! I'M DRIVING THIS SHIP!!
Billy: (who has completely snapped) THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
(Billy grabs Justin and hangs him on a hook by his underwear. He looks over at everyone else and starts to twitch.)
Billy: I can't stand associating with you people! I'm driving this thing now and I'm going to put an end to my misery once and for all.
(He takes control of the shuttle and sends it straight into a conveniently nearby black hole, never to be seen again.)
************
In the Alphas' Trailer both Alpha 5 and 6 are watching the events that have just taken place on the monitors. . .
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi! That's it! I can't take it anymore! We got morons singing, a guy who thinks he's James Bond, two morons laughing uncontrollably for reasons that they're not even sure of, an old guy ready to snap, girls that are engaged to three morons with the brain capabilities of four year olds, a 7 year old who thinks he's a power ranger, a moron who likes windows, and now the one person who I thought had a shred of dignity has just taken the third shuttle on a suicide mission.
Alpha 6: And don't forget the cheerleaders.
Alpha 5: Don't even get me started on those two!
Alpha 6: And these people either saved and/or tried to take over the world. . .
Alpha 5: I told Zordon not to pick teenagers, but no no he insisted. We need "attitude". Blah blah blah. Sure whatever you say oh fearless leader. Why did I ever listen to that idiot, he was just a freakin' head for Christ sakes! At least the person you got stuck with had a body.
Alpha 6: Yeah but all the bitch did was ask questions plus I had to deal with TJ and that is no picnic let me tell ya.
Alpha 5: Well surprise, surprise Tommy's the one that picked him as his successor. As you can tell he's not exactly what you can call right in the head. And don't complain about TJ. I had Tommy and Jason. . . AT THE SAME TIME!!!! And then I was so happy when Jason left. . . and then he had to go and come back! (Pops a pill) I've wasted my entire life.
Alpha 6: (takes a swig of beer) You and me both. I'm still trying to figure out how exactly the world hasn't been destroyed yet.
Alpha 5: Well look at the morons that were trying to destroy it. I mean half of them are on the show, and they're all crackpots too!
Alpha 6: Teenagers. . .god Zordon must have been a druggie I swear.
Alpha 5: And don't even get me started on the idea of letting them choose their own successors. Once they got the little kid it all stated going down hill. . .
(They both look back to the monitors. Monitor 1 shows the boys still singing Power Rangers In Space. Monitor 2 had Cole and Maya talking into the camera trying to figure out what kind of "animal" it was and Eric and Merrick's laughter could be heard in the background. Monitor 3 was all gray but a muffled insane cry could be faintly heard.)
Alpha 6: Why do we put ourselves through this?
Alpha 5: I ask myself the same question all the time. . .(chugs his beer). . .all the time.
*************
(On Triforia the first shuttle is now landing. . .)
Zedd: Oh thank god! I didn't think I could take much more of them.
Rita: Come on Zeddy! Go get the clue!
Zedd: Right because you're incapable of walking over to the rainbow flag.
Rita: DIG ZEDDY DIG!
(Zedd shudders and walks over to the route marker and takes out a clue along with Kat and Tommy.)
Zedd: Road block.
Alpha 6: Yo yo! Listen up!
Emily: Hey where did you come from?!
Jen: Yeah it's creepy how you just pop outta nowhere to explain clues.
Alpha 6: I'm the host. . .it's what I do. Anyways, a roadblock is a task where only one team member can perform.
Zedd: Good then maybe now I can get some peace and quiet for a change.
Alpha 6: This road block is entitled Gold Ranger Power.
Jason: Gold Ranger Power! I was the gold ranger!
Alpha 6: That's great. . .As I was saying in this roadblock team members must go one by one to each of the three Treys. Each Trey will ask you a question. If you answer it correctly you get a piece of the puzzle, answer it wrong and you must stay there until you get one right. After you answer a question from each of the Treys correctly you will be able to assemble your next clue. Got it?
Jason: BRO! I'm so going. Gold Ranger. . .me!! It makes perfect sense.
Tommy: Alright bro!
Wes: I wanna go Jen.
Jen: Hell no! You think I'm going to send you to answer questions?! I'm going.
(Wes sits down on the ground in defeat and starts sulking.)
Kat: I'll go since you went on the last one.
Emily: Okay sounds good. Plus you'd know more ranger stuff than me anyways.
Rita: Get a move on Zeddy.
Zedd: Once, just once I'd like to have her atleast offer to do a task. Oh well, atleast I'll get some peace for a bit.
Rito: Don't worry Ed. I'll be with ya the whole time to keep you company.
Zedd: Oh bloody hell.
Rito: GOOOOO ED!
(The four players. . .and Rito run off to the right where the three Treys are standing. As they are being asked their questions the second shuttle comes in for landing.)
Trey of Heart: Hello, I am Trey of Hearts.
Jen: I don't care if you're King of the World, just ask me the freakin' question.
TOH: You are a short-tempered lady to say the least. What was the Original Blue Ranger's zord?
Jen: Triceratops. I thought this was supposed to be challenging. Gimme the puzzle piece.
TOH: Here you are, you may move on.
(Over at Trey of Wisdom. . .)
Jason: TREY!! BRO!!!!! Remember me?! I was the gold ranger too!!
TOW: Hello, what did the Zeo Rangers defend the world from?
Jason: I was the gold ranger too you know.
TOW: I know, I was there. You already said that. Your answer to the question please.
Jason: You were gold, but then I was gold, but then you were gold again. Crazy. We were both gold. And when we morphed we would say "Gold Ranger Power". Hey and do you remember the staff? It was the Gold Ranger's staff. Which I was by the way. Not the staff. . . the gold ranger.
TOW: Oh. . .my. . .god. Would you shut up?! HERE! Just take the clue.
Jason: Cool Bro. Hey did you know I was the gold ranger too?
TOW: Get away from me!
(As Jason walks off, Trey of Wisdom takes out his cell phone.)
TOW: Trey. It's Trey. Look out, that moron who had our powers for a little is heading your way. Just give him the clue, don't even bother with the question. Oh and call Trey to warn him. Okay, bye.
Trey of Courage: (hanging up his phone) Oh god, he's coming.
Jen: Hello?! I'm waiting here. . .
TOC: Oh right, sorry. What was the name of all the turbo cars?
Jen: Red Lightning, Wind Chaser, Dune Star, Desert Thunder, Mountain Blaster.
TOC: Correct.
Jen: Duh. . .gimme the piece!
TOW: What new power did the Zeo rangers shift into?
Kat: Turbo. . .I was there duh.
TOW: Oh yeah, right. . .probably shouldn't have asked you that.
Kat: For someone who's supposed to possess wisdom you sure are dense.
(One by one each person answers three questions correctly. Well that is everyone but Jason. The Treys just gave the puzzle piece to him because they didn't feel like listening to him anymore.)
Jen : Alright! I finished first. Now let's see (opens clue) Go back to where you landed, or else you will be stranded, waiting for you is the robot, so go back to the launch pad for your next pit stop. WES! COME ON! WE'RE IN THE LEAD!
Wes: Coming. . .
*************** (Waiting for the teams is Alpha 6. Jen and Wes are the first team to arrive.)
Alpha 6: Jen and Wes you're team number one.
Jen: Naturally.
Wes: WHOOOOOO! Can I have some candy now Jen?
Jen: NO!
(As Jen and Wes step off the mat, Kat and Emily come running in.)
Alpha 6: Kat and Emily you're team number two.
Emily: Hey Kat have you seen Jason?
Kat: Last I saw him he was talking to one of the Treys about being the gold ranger.
(Emily just shrugs and they walk off the mat. Next to arrive is Rita and Zedd.)
Alpha 6: Rita and Zedd you're team number three.
Rita: We were first last time! What the hell is wrong with you Zedd?!
Zedd: Right. It's all my fault. Let's not even mention the fact that you did NOTHING the whole race!
Rito: GOOOOOOOOO ED!
Zedd: I'll go Ed you.
Goldar: Touchy.
Rito: WHOO!
Jason: And then I told Trey I was the Gold Ranger too and he just gave me the clue! Cuz we got that Gold Ranger bond!
Tommy: That sounds so awesome bro!
Jason: Oh it was. . .BEST CHALLENGE EVER!
Tommy and Jason: YEAH! (Body slam)
Alpha 6: Tommy and Jason, you're team number 4.
Jason: Yeah! Cuz there's three Treys plus me. That's four. Four Gold Rangers!!!
Alpha 6: Riiiiiiiiiight. Get the hell off my mat. Andros and Karone you're team number five.
Andros: This is bullshit! We would be in the lead if Jason didn't switch our name on the list.
Jason: Who me? I did no such thing.
Karone: Yes you did!
Jason: Okay well maybe I did, but haha sucks for you! Na na na na na!!
Alpha 6: Take it outside.
(Trumpets blare as team "ic" comes jogging towards the mat.)
Alpha 6: Again with the music, I just don't get it. It comes out of no here.
Eric: We so totally rule this race.
Merrick: Everyone else is just a disgrace.
Alpha 6: Eric and Merrick, you're team number 6.
Eric: Cuz we were the best 6th rangers
Merrick: Of all time!
Alpha 6: You're going to do that every leg of the race aren't you?
Eric: Do what?
Alpha 6: Forget it.
(Eric and Merrick shrug and jog off the mats as the trumpets blare once again. Next to come in is Ransik who is practically dragging Nadira to the mat.)
Nadira: But Daddy!! I don't feel like racing anymore. This is boring.
Ransik: But just think about what we have in store for later on.
Nadira: Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that Daddy. This is going to be fun after all!
Alpha 6: Ransik and Nadira, you're team number 7.
Ransik: Just wait princess all will be well in do time. . .in do time. (Laughs evilly.)
(Eric and Merrick pop out of nowhere and start laughing too. Ransik looks at them, shakes his head sadly, and walks off the mat. Just then Jungle Fever comes riding in on top of an elephant.)
Cole: This is Zoom Zoom. He's our friend.
Alpha 6: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET AN ELEPHANT?! Jungle Fever you're team number eight. Now get that thing away from me! I am happy to inform you all that no one is eliminated from this leg of the race. It seems that Billy snapped and sent the shuttle on a suicide mission straight into a black hole.
Karone: So why is that a good thing? They could all be dead now!
Alpha 6: Exactly.
End Show
Alpha 5: Hello and welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. This leg of the race will be from Mariner Bay to Triforia, home of the Treys.
Jason and Tommy: (singing) HOME, HOME OF THE TREYS!!
WHERE THE DEER AND THE ANTELOPE PLAY!
Alpha 5: Would you two shut up?! I'm in the middle of my introduction!
Jason: But. . .
Alpha 5: Ya know what, the hell with this. Just forget it. I'm done. Someone else can host this leg. I'll be in my trailer.
(Alpha 5 walks away disgusted as the teams just look at each other trying to figure out what to do when Justin pops out of no where.)
Justin: Hey guys! I'm the new host! Isn't that cool?!
Everyone: Alpha come back! We're sorry.
Alpha 5: SCREW YOU!
Kat: Justin I thought we went through this earlier. This is a grownup race. I am not going to baby sit you. Lord knows I had to do it the whole time you were a ranger.
Justin: But you need a host.
Andros: No we don't, we're good believe me.
Justin: But. . .
Jen: Look kid. Let me put it to you like this. You must be this tall to participate in the race. (Jen holds her hand about six inches over Justin's head.) Sorry but you just don't make the cut.
Justin: But. . .
Jen: But, but SHUT UP! Get lost before I call the truancy cops on you. Aren't you supposed to be in school?
Justin: I graduated early.
Jen: From what kindergarten!? Get outta here peewee.
(Justin starts to cry and runs away.)
Jen: Okay that's one problem out of the way, but we still need a host.
Alpha 6: Ay yo yo! Never fear Alpha 6 is here! And I'ma hosting this until Alpha 5 gets some therapy. So let's get this party started. YO! As Alpha 5 was saying before he had an episode. . .this leg of the race is from Mariner Bay to Triforia, home of the Treys.
Jason and Tommy: (singing) HOME, HOME OF THE TREYS!! (Emily and Kat smack them in the head) OW! What was that for?!
Emily: For being you!
Kat: Now go sit quietly over there for a little bit and we'll get you guys some candy.
Jason: Candy WHOO!
Tommy: YES!
(Tommy and Jason run over to where Kat told them to go and sit there as told.)
Alpha 6: Yo, as I was saying right now the teams are in a mandatory rest period. During this time teams can eat, sleep, and mingle with other players. Each team will depart twelve hours after their arrival time at the pit stop.
Kat: (giving the boys each a lollipop) Here you are boys.
Emily: Now be good until it's time to go race again.
Tommy and Jason: Kay! (Singing) LOLLIPOP! LOLLIPOP! OH LOLLY LOLLY LOLLY! LOLLIPOP! BA DUME DUME DUME DUME!
Wes: Can I have some candy too Jen?
Jen: NO!
Wes: (sings sadly) I want candy. I want candy.
*************
Alpha 6: The first team to arrive was Rita and Zedd at 2:14 pm. They will depart at 2:14 am.
Rito: ED! ED WAKE UP!
Zedd: (growling) WHAT IS IT NOW?!
Goldar: Aren't you supposed to go race now?
Rita: Move it tinsel teeth! We gotta go now!
(Zedd gets out of bed and follows Rita out of the Aquabase still wearing his pajamas.)
Zedd: Haven't they ever heard of sleep around here?
Rito: GOOOOOOOOOO ED!
**************
Alpha 6: The second team to arrive was Jen and Wes at 2:17 pm. They will depart at 2:17 am. The third team to arrive was Andros and Karone at 2:18 pm. They will depart at 2:18 am.
Wes: Ready Jen?
Jen: Yeah gimme that clue.
Wes: Huh? I don't have a clue.
Jen: What do you think that paper is you're holding?! Come on focus here!! Andros and Karone are only a minute behind us.
(Jen takes the clue off of Wes and starts to read it just as Andros and Karone are grabbing theirs.)
Jen: See what you caused. Now they're tied with us!
Wes: Sorry.
Jen: Okay. . .Take a cab to ___________
Shuttles will be waiting to blast you off to space
There you will land on the planet known for gold
And please do as you're told
Andros: Space. . .NASADA's base! That's where we met for Forever Red!
Karone: Okay let's get going.
Alpha 6: Teams must get a taxi and travel to the NASADA located just outside of Mariner Bay. When they get there they must sign up for one of the three space ships. Only four teams can go on a shuttle. The first shuttle will leave at 6am, the second at 6:15am, and the third at 6:30am. So it is crucial to get on an early shuttle. Tommy and Jason and Kat and Emily were the fourth teams to arrive at 2:22pm. They will depart at 2:22am.
Kat: Em, we gotta hurry. We need to get on that first shuttle.
Emily: I know, but what are we gonna do about those two?
(The girls turn and look at Tommy and Jason who are standing in the middle of the road flagging down taxis.)
Tommy: TAXI! Get it bro.
(Jason dives in front of the cab causing it to come to a halt. Tommy opens the door and throws the passenger out of it.)
Tommy: Girl's we gotta taxi! Let's go!
(Kat and Emily look at each other, shrug, and hop in the cab.)
Kat: NASADA Space Base please.
*****************
Alpha 6: Eric and Merrick were the sixth team to arrive.
Eric: Cause we were the best 6th rangers!
Merrick: Of all time!
Eric: Hey! You gotta 6 too!
Alpha 6: Ah yo that's great. As I was saying. . .they were the sixth team to arrive at 2:26pm. They will depart at 2:26am.
(Trumpets blare as team "ic" takes off.)
Alpha 6: Where did that music. . .
*****************
(At NASADA Rita and Zedd, Andros and Karone, and Jen and Wes have all already signed up for the first shuttle. Tommy, Jason, Kat, and Emily are just getting out of their cab. . .)
Kat: Emily go! Hurry up and sign us up for that shuttle!
(Emily leaps out of the taxi and rushes to the paper, signing her and Kat up for the first shuttle. Jason and Tommy run over to the sign up sheets and see that there is no room on the first shuttle. . .)
Tommy: (as he stares at the paper in defeat) Bro! What are we gonna do?
Jason: Don't worry bro, I have a plan! (He points his finger in the air triumphantly and starts to whisper something in Tommy's ear.)
Kat: He has a plan?
Emily: I don't even want to know.
Tommy and Jason: Ready, BREAK!
Jason: Remember the plan. . .
Tommy: Right. . .the plan, I do what again?
Jason: Just go distract Andros and his sister; I'll take care of the rest. (Laughs evilly)
(Tommy walks over to where Andros is standing not sure of what he has to do. Jason walks over to the sign up sheets again.)
Tommy: Um. Hey Bro!
Andros: How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not your Bro!
Tommy: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, anyway, so bro. I have a very important mission for you.
Andros: What now?
Tommy: You need to track down Serpenterra, he is somewhere on the moon.
Andros: I already did that. Don't you remember "Forever Red?"
Tommy: Eh?
(As Andros tries to explain the whole thing to Tommy, again, Karone spots Jason up to no good by the sign up sheets. She tries to get Andros' attention but it doesn't work because he is too busy trying to explain things to Tommy. . .and we mean everything.)
Jason: (looks around to make sure no one is watching him, sees Karone) EPP! (Turns around to wait for her to walk away.)
(The girls look on in confusion. . .)
Jason: Finally, she was standing here waaaay too long. Now what was I doing again? Oh yeah! (As he starts to pick up the pencil Karone comes up behind him.)
Karone: Um, what are you doing?
Jason: AHHH! (Drops the pencil) NOTHING! (Runs away with his arms in the air screaming and decides he better wait a few more minutes and get some back up.)
(As this whole ordeal is taking place the other teams begin to arrive one by one.)
Jason: Em. . .Kat. . .I need your help.
(The girls groan and reluctantly walk over to Jason.)
Emily: Okay what is it now?
Jason: Karone's getting to suspicious.
Kat: What?
Jason: I mean. . .I need you to go find what Karone likes in a guy. See ah my buddy. . .umm. . .my buddy Bill has a thing for her.
Emily: But Billy goes out with Trini.
Jason: Not Billy, Bill. Please?
Kat: Okay but you owe us.
(The girls go over and strike up conversation with Karone, still not exactly sure as to why they're doing it. Tommy is still staring at Andros blankly as Andros' explanation has since become yelling. . .)
Andros: FOREVER RED! YOU LED THE MISSION? WE WENT TO THE MOON? YOU HAD SPIKEY HAIR? ANY OF THIS REGISTERING?
Tommy: Eh?
Andros: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!
(Over at the sign up sheet. . .)
Jason: Finally, now for my plan.
(Mission Impossible music starts to play as Jason sneaks around the room to get the pencil he dropped two inches away from him. . .)
Zedd: What the. . .AH! (Jason pops up behind him )
Jason: Dunnnnnnnnna Dunnnnnnnnnna Dun Da
Zedd: Get the hell away from me!
(Jason walks over to the sign up sheet)
Jason: (thinking to himself.) The perfect crime! Now all I have to do is take their names off this one and put it over here and replace mine over here, but in pen so they can't do what I'm doing. (Out loud) Not that anyone is smart enough to think of such a. . .(tries to think of a word for smart). . . cleaver plan.
Zedd: CLEVER!
Jason: That too! (yelling) OKAY BRO, GIRLS, YOU CAN STOP TALKING TO THEM NOW. I FINSHED MY PLAN!
Emily: (yelling back to him.) We stopped talking to Karone about ten minutes ago Jason.
Jason: You what?
Karone: (pops up behind Jason) What plan?
Jason: (turns around and looks at Karone) AHHHHH!! (Runs away screaming and waving his arms in the air.)
************************
Alpha 6: Yo yo! The shuttles are going to be blasting off soon. Shuttle one will consist of Rita and Zedd. . .that also included Rito and Goldar. . .Jen and Wes, Kat and Emily, and Tommy and Jason. You may all board your shuttle now.
Andros: What?! But we were the second team here! We signed up way before Tommy, Jason, Kat, and Emily!
Alpha 6: Not according to this paper. Sorry man I gotta go by this sheet. The teams stay the way they are.
Zedd: You're telling me that I have to ride all the way to Triforia with four whiny women, the three stooges, and tweedle dee and tweedle dum. Goddamn why don't you just kill me now and save me the misery.
Rito: GOOOOOOOO ED!
Zedd: (shudders) Get away from me.
(The first shuttle blasts off, as Andros stands there extremely pissed off. . .)
Karone: I tried to tell you that Jason was plotting something.
Andros: Well why didn't you?!
Karone: You were too busy talking to (in a sarcastic tone) "the fearless leader"
Andros: God dammit, well don't worry we'll get them back. . .if it's the last thing we do.
Karone: We gotta watch out for the girls though, they're dangerous.
Andros: Yeah we have to separate them from the girls, because as you can tell they're morons without them.
****************
(On the shuttle music once again has come out of nowhere and the boys have started up yet another sing-a-long. . .)
Tommy, Jason, and Wes: 5. . .4. . .3. . .2. . .1 RANGERS IN SPACE!
Tommy: Set controls to outer space now
Jason: Flying higher then ever before
Wes: RANGERS! In Space
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Wes: GO! GO! GO! FLY!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS!
Tommy: GO!
Jason: POWER RANGERS
Wes: IN SPACE!
(As the song goes to the instrumental the boys start to "rock out" by head banging and pretending they are flying. As this ordeal is going on...the boys' better halves are banging their heads against the wall, Rita is holding her ears shut, Zedd is attempting to pry the shuttle door open, and Rito and Goldar are "rocking out" along with the boys.)
Rita: They're giving me a headache!!
Kat, Emily, Jen: WHY US?!
Zedd: Why you? Try why me! You choose to be with them. I on the other hand can't take another minute with these fools! (Looks over at the five dancing morons and shudders.)
Tommy, Jason, Wes, Rito, and Goldar: GO POWER RANGERS! GO POWER RANGERS! GO POWER RANGERS. . .IN SPACE!!!!
*****************
Alpha 6: The second shuttle is about to blast off. Yo yo. Shuttle number two will consist of Andros and Karone, Eric and Merrick, Ransik and Nadira, and Cole and Maya. You may all board your shuttle now.
(The teams board the shuttle as team "IC" notices that Andros and Karone are in a bad mood. Being the good samaritans that they are, they decide to try and cheer them up.)
Andros: I still can't believe that we got stuck on this shuttle.
Karone: I know this totally blows.
Eric: Never fear! Team "IC" is here.
Merrick: And we will bring you lots of cheer.
Maya: Yeah cheer up, I mean it could be worse.
Andros: I won't cheer up until Tommy and Jason pay.
Nadira: Looking for revenge I see?
Ransik: I think we can arrange something.
(Ransik, Nadira, Andros, and Karone go into a huddle and start making plans to get revenge on the boys.)
Ransik: I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship between the four of us. (Starts laughing evilly)
(Merrick and Eric look at Ransik and start laughing too. Ransik looks at them; stops, and the boys continue to laugh for the remainder of the flight.)
***************************
(Back at NASADA. . .)
Alpha 6: Yo, yo! It's time to board the last shuttle yo.
(The three remaining teams get on the shuttle and it blasts off. On board. . .)
Billy: We're the smartest people here and we're stuck in just about dead last.
Trini: Just about. . .we are in dead last!
Billy: What do you mean?
Trini: Did you lose brain cells from getting your ass kicked?! We finished last because of those whiny girls and team duh.
Billy: This is an untimely predicament indeed.
Tanya: Would you two crackers shut up?!
Aisha: Word.
Bulk: Hey ladies can I interest any of you in a date?
Skull: Yeah date. (does that laugh again)
Girls: EW!!!
(Billy looks out the window and sees that the shuttle has already flown past Triforia)
Billy: Where the hell are we going?
Trini: What do you mean?
Billy: We just flew past Triforia.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Tanya: Who's flying this thing?
(The six of them walk up to the cockpit and Skull opens the door cautiously. . .)
Trini: What the hell are you two doing?!
Leo: I dunno, I just wanted the window seat and the kid said if I followed him I could look out of lots of windows. . .I like windows.
Bulk: OOOOOOkay, but that still doesn't answer the question of why you two are flying the shuttle.
Justin: I'm sick of everyone saying I'm too little to do thing!!
Aisha: Well you are, you're like what seven?
Justin: I'm not seven!!!
Aisha: Six then?
Justin: SHUT UP! I WAS A RANGER TOO! I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT YOU GUYS CAN!
Tanya: That's great sunshine. But the fact of the matter is you can't. You're too young, too short, and the only reason you got the powers in the first place is because Rocky was too doped up on pain meds to realize what the hell he was doing.
Aisha: Word.
Leo: Ya know, if I go home Mike's gonna give me a wedgie.
Trini: Yeah that's great, but how about we go to Triforia now?
Justin: NO WAY! I'M DRIVING THIS SHIP!!
Billy: (who has completely snapped) THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
(Billy grabs Justin and hangs him on a hook by his underwear. He looks over at everyone else and starts to twitch.)
Billy: I can't stand associating with you people! I'm driving this thing now and I'm going to put an end to my misery once and for all.
(He takes control of the shuttle and sends it straight into a conveniently nearby black hole, never to be seen again.)
************
In the Alphas' Trailer both Alpha 5 and 6 are watching the events that have just taken place on the monitors. . .
Alpha 5: Ay yi yi! That's it! I can't take it anymore! We got morons singing, a guy who thinks he's James Bond, two morons laughing uncontrollably for reasons that they're not even sure of, an old guy ready to snap, girls that are engaged to three morons with the brain capabilities of four year olds, a 7 year old who thinks he's a power ranger, a moron who likes windows, and now the one person who I thought had a shred of dignity has just taken the third shuttle on a suicide mission.
Alpha 6: And don't forget the cheerleaders.
Alpha 5: Don't even get me started on those two!
Alpha 6: And these people either saved and/or tried to take over the world. . .
Alpha 5: I told Zordon not to pick teenagers, but no no he insisted. We need "attitude". Blah blah blah. Sure whatever you say oh fearless leader. Why did I ever listen to that idiot, he was just a freakin' head for Christ sakes! At least the person you got stuck with had a body.
Alpha 6: Yeah but all the bitch did was ask questions plus I had to deal with TJ and that is no picnic let me tell ya.
Alpha 5: Well surprise, surprise Tommy's the one that picked him as his successor. As you can tell he's not exactly what you can call right in the head. And don't complain about TJ. I had Tommy and Jason. . . AT THE SAME TIME!!!! And then I was so happy when Jason left. . . and then he had to go and come back! (Pops a pill) I've wasted my entire life.
Alpha 6: (takes a swig of beer) You and me both. I'm still trying to figure out how exactly the world hasn't been destroyed yet.
Alpha 5: Well look at the morons that were trying to destroy it. I mean half of them are on the show, and they're all crackpots too!
Alpha 6: Teenagers. . .god Zordon must have been a druggie I swear.
Alpha 5: And don't even get me started on the idea of letting them choose their own successors. Once they got the little kid it all stated going down hill. . .
(They both look back to the monitors. Monitor 1 shows the boys still singing Power Rangers In Space. Monitor 2 had Cole and Maya talking into the camera trying to figure out what kind of "animal" it was and Eric and Merrick's laughter could be heard in the background. Monitor 3 was all gray but a muffled insane cry could be faintly heard.)
Alpha 6: Why do we put ourselves through this?
Alpha 5: I ask myself the same question all the time. . .(chugs his beer). . .all the time.
*************
(On Triforia the first shuttle is now landing. . .)
Zedd: Oh thank god! I didn't think I could take much more of them.
Rita: Come on Zeddy! Go get the clue!
Zedd: Right because you're incapable of walking over to the rainbow flag.
Rita: DIG ZEDDY DIG!
(Zedd shudders and walks over to the route marker and takes out a clue along with Kat and Tommy.)
Zedd: Road block.
Alpha 6: Yo yo! Listen up!
Emily: Hey where did you come from?!
Jen: Yeah it's creepy how you just pop outta nowhere to explain clues.
Alpha 6: I'm the host. . .it's what I do. Anyways, a roadblock is a task where only one team member can perform.
Zedd: Good then maybe now I can get some peace and quiet for a change.
Alpha 6: This road block is entitled Gold Ranger Power.
Jason: Gold Ranger Power! I was the gold ranger!
Alpha 6: That's great. . .As I was saying in this roadblock team members must go one by one to each of the three Treys. Each Trey will ask you a question. If you answer it correctly you get a piece of the puzzle, answer it wrong and you must stay there until you get one right. After you answer a question from each of the Treys correctly you will be able to assemble your next clue. Got it?
Jason: BRO! I'm so going. Gold Ranger. . .me!! It makes perfect sense.
Tommy: Alright bro!
Wes: I wanna go Jen.
Jen: Hell no! You think I'm going to send you to answer questions?! I'm going.
(Wes sits down on the ground in defeat and starts sulking.)
Kat: I'll go since you went on the last one.
Emily: Okay sounds good. Plus you'd know more ranger stuff than me anyways.
Rita: Get a move on Zeddy.
Zedd: Once, just once I'd like to have her atleast offer to do a task. Oh well, atleast I'll get some peace for a bit.
Rito: Don't worry Ed. I'll be with ya the whole time to keep you company.
Zedd: Oh bloody hell.
Rito: GOOOOO ED!
(The four players. . .and Rito run off to the right where the three Treys are standing. As they are being asked their questions the second shuttle comes in for landing.)
Trey of Heart: Hello, I am Trey of Hearts.
Jen: I don't care if you're King of the World, just ask me the freakin' question.
TOH: You are a short-tempered lady to say the least. What was the Original Blue Ranger's zord?
Jen: Triceratops. I thought this was supposed to be challenging. Gimme the puzzle piece.
TOH: Here you are, you may move on.
(Over at Trey of Wisdom. . .)
Jason: TREY!! BRO!!!!! Remember me?! I was the gold ranger too!!
TOW: Hello, what did the Zeo Rangers defend the world from?
Jason: I was the gold ranger too you know.
TOW: I know, I was there. You already said that. Your answer to the question please.
Jason: You were gold, but then I was gold, but then you were gold again. Crazy. We were both gold. And when we morphed we would say "Gold Ranger Power". Hey and do you remember the staff? It was the Gold Ranger's staff. Which I was by the way. Not the staff. . . the gold ranger.
TOW: Oh. . .my. . .god. Would you shut up?! HERE! Just take the clue.
Jason: Cool Bro. Hey did you know I was the gold ranger too?
TOW: Get away from me!
(As Jason walks off, Trey of Wisdom takes out his cell phone.)
TOW: Trey. It's Trey. Look out, that moron who had our powers for a little is heading your way. Just give him the clue, don't even bother with the question. Oh and call Trey to warn him. Okay, bye.
Trey of Courage: (hanging up his phone) Oh god, he's coming.
Jen: Hello?! I'm waiting here. . .
TOC: Oh right, sorry. What was the name of all the turbo cars?
Jen: Red Lightning, Wind Chaser, Dune Star, Desert Thunder, Mountain Blaster.
TOC: Correct.
Jen: Duh. . .gimme the piece!
TOW: What new power did the Zeo rangers shift into?
Kat: Turbo. . .I was there duh.
TOW: Oh yeah, right. . .probably shouldn't have asked you that.
Kat: For someone who's supposed to possess wisdom you sure are dense.
(One by one each person answers three questions correctly. Well that is everyone but Jason. The Treys just gave the puzzle piece to him because they didn't feel like listening to him anymore.)
Jen : Alright! I finished first. Now let's see (opens clue) Go back to where you landed, or else you will be stranded, waiting for you is the robot, so go back to the launch pad for your next pit stop. WES! COME ON! WE'RE IN THE LEAD!
Wes: Coming. . .
*************** (Waiting for the teams is Alpha 6. Jen and Wes are the first team to arrive.)
Alpha 6: Jen and Wes you're team number one.
Jen: Naturally.
Wes: WHOOOOOO! Can I have some candy now Jen?
Jen: NO!
(As Jen and Wes step off the mat, Kat and Emily come running in.)
Alpha 6: Kat and Emily you're team number two.
Emily: Hey Kat have you seen Jason?
Kat: Last I saw him he was talking to one of the Treys about being the gold ranger.
(Emily just shrugs and they walk off the mat. Next to arrive is Rita and Zedd.)
Alpha 6: Rita and Zedd you're team number three.
Rita: We were first last time! What the hell is wrong with you Zedd?!
Zedd: Right. It's all my fault. Let's not even mention the fact that you did NOTHING the whole race!
Rito: GOOOOOOOOO ED!
Zedd: I'll go Ed you.
Goldar: Touchy.
Rito: WHOO!
Jason: And then I told Trey I was the Gold Ranger too and he just gave me the clue! Cuz we got that Gold Ranger bond!
Tommy: That sounds so awesome bro!
Jason: Oh it was. . .BEST CHALLENGE EVER!
Tommy and Jason: YEAH! (Body slam)
Alpha 6: Tommy and Jason, you're team number 4.
Jason: Yeah! Cuz there's three Treys plus me. That's four. Four Gold Rangers!!!
Alpha 6: Riiiiiiiiiight. Get the hell off my mat. Andros and Karone you're team number five.
Andros: This is bullshit! We would be in the lead if Jason didn't switch our name on the list.
Jason: Who me? I did no such thing.
Karone: Yes you did!
Jason: Okay well maybe I did, but haha sucks for you! Na na na na na!!
Alpha 6: Take it outside.
(Trumpets blare as team "ic" comes jogging towards the mat.)
Alpha 6: Again with the music, I just don't get it. It comes out of no here.
Eric: We so totally rule this race.
Merrick: Everyone else is just a disgrace.
Alpha 6: Eric and Merrick, you're team number 6.
Eric: Cuz we were the best 6th rangers
Merrick: Of all time!
Alpha 6: You're going to do that every leg of the race aren't you?
Eric: Do what?
Alpha 6: Forget it.
(Eric and Merrick shrug and jog off the mats as the trumpets blare once again. Next to come in is Ransik who is practically dragging Nadira to the mat.)
Nadira: But Daddy!! I don't feel like racing anymore. This is boring.
Ransik: But just think about what we have in store for later on.
Nadira: Oh yeah! I almost forgot about that Daddy. This is going to be fun after all!
Alpha 6: Ransik and Nadira, you're team number 7.
Ransik: Just wait princess all will be well in do time. . .in do time. (Laughs evilly.)
(Eric and Merrick pop out of nowhere and start laughing too. Ransik looks at them, shakes his head sadly, and walks off the mat. Just then Jungle Fever comes riding in on top of an elephant.)
Cole: This is Zoom Zoom. He's our friend.
Alpha 6: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET AN ELEPHANT?! Jungle Fever you're team number eight. Now get that thing away from me! I am happy to inform you all that no one is eliminated from this leg of the race. It seems that Billy snapped and sent the shuttle on a suicide mission straight into a black hole.
Karone: So why is that a good thing? They could all be dead now!
Alpha 6: Exactly.
End Show