Murder in Deep Space
Alpha 5: Why am I hosting again? I thought I said I quit?!
Alpha 6: Yeah well the producers had this genius idea of us hosting together.
Alpha 5: Dammit why? Isn't one of us enough?! God. . . Hello and welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. This leg of the race will be from Triforia to Animarium.
Alpha 6: Right now the teams are in a mandatory rest period when they can eat, sleep and mingle with other players.
Alpha 5: Now in the last leg of the race, we had each team depart twelve hours after their arrival time, but that's just not happening this time.
Alpha 6: Yeah too much confusion. We had teams sabotaging the shuttle lists and we lost teams in a black hole. We're not taking the chance of splitting you idiots up again.
Alpha 5: So everyone will be departing on the same space shuttle at the same time. Got that?
Jen: This is crap! I was winning!!!
Alpha 6: Yeah you complain now, but just you wait until you're trapped on a shuttle with an idiot flying it straight into a black hole.
Alpha 5: The shuttle will be launching in an hour so you all better be on it, because we don't care enough to wait for anyone if they're late.
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(One hour later. . .)
Jason: Bye Treys!! I'm gonna miss you guys! Come to earth sometime to visit! We can do our gold ranger thing! BYE!!
Emily: Get over here!! You're gonna miss the shuttle.
Jason: BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I miss you already Treys!!
(The shuttle blasts off)
TOH: Thank god that idiot's gone.
TOC: I hope we never see him again.
(On the shuttle)
Jason: Em, I think we should have our honeymoon there.
Emily: It's just a bunch of rocks.
Jason: But the Treys. . .they need me.
Emily: They'll be fine. Trust me.
(Jason goes over to a window and waves as they move farther and farther away from Triforia.)
Jason: They are three of the four best gold rangers ever.
Tommy: I know bro, I know. But remember, Trey is spelled with four letters because there are four of you.
Kat: They don't even make sense when they talk anymore. Words come out, but it makes no sense at all.
Emily: I know it amazes me. I just try not to dwell on it.
Jason: And Jason has four letters too right?
Tommy: Yeah bro. J-S-U-N spells Jason.
Karone: Are you freakin' serious?!
Andros: I know a few other four-letter words that describe the two of you.
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Zedd: Look at those two morons over there. So young, so careless, so dumb. But they're happy. Rita I wanna be happy!
Rita: Can it tinsel teeth I'm trying to nap.
Zedd: Yeah but when I'm sleeping it's go go go. . .dig Zeddy dig.
Rito: We can make you happy Ed.
Goldar: We can do you a cheer along with our new friends.
Zedd: You two have friends? Do I even want to know?
Rito: Hold on Ed, I'll go get them.
(Rito scurries away and as when he comes back the sounds of trumpets blare.)
Zedd: Oh cripe.
Eric: I'm Eric.
Merrick: I'm Merrick.
Eric and Merrick: Our names rhyme.
Rito: I'm Rito.
Goldar: I'm Goldar.
Zedd: I UNFORTUNATELY ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO CHEER ME UP?!
Rito and Goldar: Our names don't.
All four: The four of us will sing. Until we can bring. . .you. . .cheer!
Zedd: I'm happy. See? Happy, happy! Get away from me.
Rito: I don't see you smiling.
All four: Put a smile on your face! Make the world a better place! Put a smile on your face!
Goldar: What ya gonna do? Say what ya gonna do?
Zedd: I'm smiling! I swear just get away from me! Damn this metal face!
All four: Put a smile on your face! Make the world a better place! Put a smile on your face!
Goldar: What ya gonna do? Say what ya gonna do?
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Cole: I can't wait to introduce you to my bestest friend in the whole wide world!
Maya: The princess?
Cole: NO! RED LION! I love him. Man and Animarium is so awesome! There are all these trees to climb, water to swim in, and I'll show you the coolest swinging vines around!
Maya: Sounds great! I can't wait! Are there other animals there other then Red Lion?
Cole: Oh yeah! Tons! There's surging shark, iron bison, noble tiger, soaring eagle, Merrick's friend the wolf. . .the whole gang! But most importantly RED LION!!
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Wes: Why can't I ever have candy Jen? I want some candy! Tommy and Jason get candy.
Jen: You've been hanging around those two way too much lately. If Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge would you?!
Wes: Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge?! When? Why wasn't I included?! This is not fair!
Jen: It was hypothetical. . .forget it!
Wes: But I want candy!!!!!
Jen: Tommy and Jason told me they hate candy.
(Wes looks over at Tommy and Jason who are chugging giant pixy stix)
Wes: Hey! They're eating candy now! And they SO didn't jump off a bridge! You lied to me! I WANT CANDY!
Jen: Crap. Ummm. . .they're just pretending to like candy to trick you into eating it. But you're smarter then that right?
Wes: Smarter then what? They're trying to trick me?!
Jen: Uh huh exactly.
Wes: Well I'll show them! Gimme a carrot!
Jen: Here ya go.
(Wes walks over to Tommy and Jason)
Wes: TAKE THIS! (Bites into the carrot) HA!
Tommy and Jason: EH?
Tommy: Bro I think he's lost it.
Jason: Totally bro.
(They shrug and continue chugging their sugar.)
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(Meanwhile, Ransik, Nadira, Andros, and Karone are plotting the demise of the "bros".)
Ransik: See these multicolored pills.
Andros: Yeah, what about them?
Ransik: I'm getting to that. During our last rest period, I traveled to the future to retrieve these pills.
Karone: What do they do?
Ransik: One of two thing. They're either a very strong sleeping pill or they make you sick to your stomach. I can't remember. I was in a rush.
Nadira: We're going to crush these up and plant them in the boys' pixy stix.
Ransik: Then when they eat them, they'll be unable to partake in this leg of the race.
Nadira: If all goes according to plan, those two will be eliminated.
Andros: Finally, I'll get my revenge. What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's do this.
Ransik: Leave everything to me. (Laughs evily.)
(Eric, Merrick, Rito, and Goldar pop out of no-where and begin laughing too.)
Ransik: Would you leave us alone! We're busy!
Eric: What?! We thought you told a joke or something.
Merrick: Eric, focus! (turns to Rito and Goldar) Now guys, we really love hanging out with you.
Eric: So we made something for you two!
(They hand Rito and Goldar boxes wrapped in red and silver paper.)
Rito: For us?!
Goldar: But we didn't get you anything.
Rito: Oh well, let's open um!
(They open the boxes revealing twin-jogging suits. Rito's is camouflage with gold stripes going down the pant legs and a gold tee shirt with a giant camouflage "R" in the middle. Goldar's jogging suit is gold with camouflage stripes down the pant legs. His tee shirt is camouflage with a gold "G" in the middle.)
Rito: These are awesome!!
Goldar: Holes in the back for my wings and everything!
Rito: Let's go put um on right now!
(5 minutes later. . .)
Rito: Ed! Check us out!
Zedd: Germ?!
Eric: NO! These are letters standing for our names.
Merrick: G for Goldar, E for Eric, R for Rito, and M for me. . .MERRICK!
(Trumpets blare as the four of them walk away quite annoyed with the fact that Zedd called them germ.) *************************
Ransik: The plan is all set up, I put the tainted stix on the table over there, because you know in minutes the girls are gonna be looking for candy to shut them up.
Tommy and Jason: (jumping in circles around Kat and Emily) CANDY!! CANDY!! CANDY!!!
Kat: I think you two need a break
Tommy and Jason: NO!!!
(Music starts to play out of nowhere.)
Emily: Here we go again.
Tommy and Jason: We know girls who are tough but sweet
They give us candy so they can't be beat
They have the things that we desire
Sets our empty tummies on fire
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
Gonna eat it when the sun goes down
Aint no finer sugar in town
You're the stuff, what the doctor ordered
So sweet you make our mouths water
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
Candy on the beach there's nothing better
But we eat candy when we're wearing sweaters
If we had candy that'd be fine
We want candy all the time
GIVE US CANDY
GIVE US CANDY
GIVE US CANDY
GIVE US CANDY
Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Kat and Emily can't you see
All we want is some candy
Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Kat and Emily can't you see
All we want is some candy
Tommy: NOW!!!
Kat: This is why we don't take them to dance clubs. Okay, okay. You can have some candy.
Emily: But only because you did that cute little ditty. Got a little carried away towards the end though.
Jason: We're very passionate about what we do.
Tommy: Hello. . .candy. . .NOW!
Kat: Hold on, hold on.
Ransik: Everything is falling into place now.
Wes: IT'S NOT FAIR! First they jumped off a bridge without me. Then they lied about hating candy to trick me into eating a carrot, and now they're singing without me!! THAT'S IT!!! (Runs over to Kat and yanks the pixy stix out of her hand) I'll show all of you!!!
Jen: NOOOO!!!
Ransik: You fool!!!
Wes: (Chugs both of the stix at the same time) HA!!!!
Zedd: (laughing uncontrollably) This is hilarious!
Tommy and Jason: HEY!!! THAT WAS OURS!!!
Jason: EMILY!!!!
Tommy: KAT!!!!
Kat: Okay calm down.
Emily: I'll go get ya some more.
Tommy: But we wanted those!
Wes: Oh dear. . .I don't feel so good.
(Wes makes a mad dash for the bathroom but does quite make it. Instead he runs right into the Alphas and throws up all over them.)
Jen: THIS IS WHY I SAID NO CANDY!!
Wes: Sor. . .
(Wes begins to say sorry to Jen, but cuts himself off as he passes out and falls on top of Alpha 5.)
Alpha 5: Oh HELL!! I'm covered with barf and have a man on top of me! Get him off. . .NOW!!
Alpha 6: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Alpha 5: We leave you all alone for two minutes and THIS is what happens?!
Ransik: Dammit! My plan backfired.
Alpha 6: What plan?! And what the hell is GERM?! Ya know what, I don't even want to know. . .but I know one thing. . .NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is leaving this ship until we find out why the hell he is passed out and we're covered with barf!!
Ransik: Plan. . .I didn't say plan. . .I said bam.
Jason: Don't worry. I'll get to the bottom of this. . .I'm 00Jason!!
Tommy: Wow man, that could have been us throwing up and stuff.
Jason: I know bro, I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Tommy: We better cut back on candy.
Jason: Totally bro.
Kat: Here you are boys, we found more candy.
Tommy and Jason: CANDY!!! YES!!! WHOO HOO!!!
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(Two hours after the pixy stix fiasco, Wes has finally awakened and everyone is trying to get to the bottom of the mystery. For some reason everyone is now dressed in old fashion clothes or, as Jason likes to call them "murder mystery gear".)
Jason: I've gathered you all here because I know who dun it.
Alpha 5: Who the hell put you in charge?!
Jason: I did. And no one questioned me.
Emily: And that's going to be our downfall.
Jason: Huh? Now, I am (holds up sign) Detective 00Jason. . .Private I.
Jen: You mean eye. (points to her eye)
Jason: That's what I said. . ."I". See it's right here. . .on my sign. Now I have taken the liberty of giving you all cool murder mystery names too. Of course, they're not as cool as mine, but still they're pretty cool. Tommy, you are Dr. Thompson. Zedd, you're Lord Zedd. . .the third.
Zedd: Jesus Christ.
Jason: And Rita, you're Lady Zedd. . .his wife. Wes, you're Mr. Body cuz you're the "victim". (To Tommy) I got that one from Clue Bro.
Tommy: Good job Jase.
Jason: Call me 00Jason!!!
Alpha 5: Are you ever going to get to who dun it?
Jason: In a minute! I'm still giving out names!
Jen: GET ON WITH IT! I don't need a name. . .just tell me who did it, so I can kick their ass!
Jason: Temper. . .temper. You're name is Miss Scarlet. . .now go to the conservatory and get me that candlestick!
Jen: WHAT?!
Jason: Never mind. Kat and Em, you're the maids. Fifi and Gigi.
Kat: Why the hell are we maids?
Jason: Go with it. Trust me on this one. . .the maids never do it. Plus you have maid outfits on. . .duh!
Emily: O-K, but which one am I Fifi or Gigi?
Jason: Uhhh. . .Gigi cuz Jason and Gigi start with the same letter.
Emily: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jason: Andros, you're the butler. . .the EVIL butler. You don't have a name. . .we just call you evil butler. Karone, you're his sister, cuz EVERY evil butler had an evil sister. Cole, you're Dr. Dolittle. And Maya you're Mrs. Dolittle. Ransik, you're The Colonel and Nadira's you're daughter. You'll be referred to as the Colonel's daughter. Eric and Merrick, you're the mysterious guys with initials for last names. We'll call Eric Mr. E and Merrick Mr. M. Rito and Goldar are their lackeys. Alpha 5 you're Professor Alpha the fifth. Alpha 6 you're Professor Alpha the sixth. Okay that's everyone. . .any questions?
Jen: Why are you such a moron?!
Jason: That's another mystery for another day. Okay now I'm going to interrogate each of you one by one in order to get to the bottom of this. . .
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(In the interrogation room also known as the storage closet. . .)
Jason: Where were you when Wes threw up?!
Tommy: Standing next to you.
Jason: A likely story Dr. Thompson. Is there anyone who can prove that?!
Tommy: You.
Jason: Oh yeah, you're free to go.
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Jason: What were you two doing at the time of the crime?!
Kat: I was going to get you candy.
Emily: Remember you and Tommy. . .
Jason: Dr. Thompson!!!
Emily: Oh Christ. . .you and Dr. Thompson had just finished singing and dancing around saying you want candy.
Kat: So I went over to the table where the candy was to get it for you two.
Jason: And the candy was poison!! You were trying to kill us!!
Emily: No we weren't! We're engaged to you and Tom. . .Dr. Thompson, why would we try to kill you?!
Jason: Cuz you don't' want us to open a DOJO! I mean crap. . .I didn't say Dojo.
Kat: You are NOT opening a Dojo! Anyway, we were with you and Dr. Thompson all day so we couldn't possibly poison the candy. It was just lying on the table.
Jason: Is there anyone that can vouch for your supposed alibi?
Emily: You and Dr. Thompson.
Jason: Bro! Come here!
Tommy: Yeah bro.
Jason: Were Gigi and Fifi with us all day?
Tommy: Yeah bro.
Jason: Hmmm, interesting.
Tommy: Come on bro, they didn't do it. The maids NEVER do it.
Jason: Oh right, I forgot. . .you're free to go.
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Lord Zedd: I know who did it, but I don't' want to tell you. This is far too entertaining.
Jason: I don't need you're help anyway!
Lord Zedd: Yes you do.
Jason: SHUT UP! You're free to go, and oh yeah you're wife didn't do it either.
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(After interrogating all the suspects. Jason has gathered everyone in the "Conservatory". . .)
Jason: Okay, now let's look at the clues. This is where Wes threw up. This is a bag filled with the throw up.
Everyone: EW!
Jason: If I had the proper tools, I could analysis this and see what it is that caused him to throw up. But I don't. What I do know is this. Whatever it was, was supposed to be for Dr. Thompson and me. So someone wanted us to throw up and fall asleep. The question is who. . .and why.
Alpha 5: You mean you didn't figure it out yet?!
Jason: I have come up with the following conclusion. I have NO idea. Other then the fact it wasn't Gigi, Fifi, Dr. Thompson, or me. Oh yeah and Lord Zedd knows who did it.
Alpha 6: What the hell?! Then why are we wasting our time with you?!
Jason: No idea.
Lord Zedd: (laughing uncontrollably) This is the most fun I've had in years. This bumbling idiot is hilarious. However, it is time for me to reveal the truth. It all started back when the teams were signing up for the space shuttles to Triforia. Rita and myself were the first team to arrive followed shortly by Jen and Wes and Andros and Karone. The six of us were all signed up on the first shuttle when Tommy, Jason, Kat and Emily arrived. . .
------Flashback-------
Kat: Emily go! Hurry up and sign us up for that shuttle!
(Emily leaps out of the taxi and rushes to the paper, signing her and Kat up for the first shuttle. Jason and Tommy run over to the sign up sheets and see that there is no room on the first shuttle. . .)
Tommy: (as he stares at the paper in defeat) Bro! What are we gonna do?
Jason: Don't worry bro, I have a plan! (He points his finger in the air triumphantly and starts to whisper something in Tommy's ear.)
-----end flashback-----
Zedd: I was intrigued with the idea of Jason, who could barely tie his own shoes, had a plan. So I decided to watch and see how this thing came into play. The next thing I knew Tommy was talking to Andros and the girls were talking to Karone. The thing is they had no idea why they were talking to them. Then it came to me. Distraction! They were sent to keep them two busy while Jason was putting himself and Tommy on the first shuttle list and moving Andros and Karone to the 2nd. The result was a very long and very annoying shuttle ride for me. But what is interesting is the information I received from my spies who were on the 2nd shuttle.
Everyone: Spies?!
Zedd: Well not exactly, they just happened to become friends with those two idiots over there, (points to Rito and Goldar )so I figured I might as well make use out of them. Eric and Merrick you can take it from here.
Eric: Andros was pissed.
Merrick: The first shuttle he missed.
------Flashback-------
(The first shuttle blasts off, as Andros stands there extremely pissed off. . .)
Karone: I tried to tell you that Jason was plotting something.
Andros: Well why didn't you?!
Karone: You were too busy talking to (in a sarcastic tone) "the fearless leader"
Andros: God dammit, well don't worry we'll get them back. . .if it's the last thing we do.
Karone: We gotta watch out for the girls though, they're dangerous.
Andros: Yeah we have to separate them from the girls, because as you can tell they're morons without them.
-----end flashback-----
Eric: On the shuttle they got mean.
Merrick: And joined forces with an evil team.
------Flashback-------
Andros: I still can't believe that we got stuck on this shuttle.
Karone: I know this totally blows.
Eric: Never fear! Team "IC" is here.
Merrick: And we will bring you lots of cheer.
Maya: Yeah cheer up, I mean it could be worse.
Andros: I won't cheer up until Tommy and Jason pay.
Nadira: Looking for revenge I see?
Ransik: I think we can arrange something.
(Ransik, Nadira, Andros, and Karone go into a huddle and start making plans to get revenge on the boys.)
Ransik: I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship between the four of us. (Starts laughing evilly)
-----end flashback-----
Zedd: My suspicion that Jason tampered with the sign up sheets was confirmed at the end of the challenge on Triforia. . .
------Flashback-------
Alpha 6: Riiiiiiiiiight. Get the hell off my mat. Andros and Karone you're team number five.
Andros: This is bullshit! We would be in the lead if Jason didn't switch our name on the list.
Jason: Who me? I did no such thing.
Karone: Yes you did!
Jason: Okay well maybe I did, but haha sucks for you! Na na na na na!!
-----end flashback-----
Jason: Na na na na na na!! Na na na na na na!!
Zedd: Shut up you fool! That's what almost got you killed in the first place! So that brings us to today. "GERM" was bothering me with all their singing, so I sent them away. When I did my "spies" came across another interesting piece of information.
Eric: They wanted the boys to get sick.
Merrick: So they could be the number one pick.
------Flashback-------
Ransik: See these multicolored pills.
Andros: Yeah, what about them?
Ransik: I'm getting to that. During our last rest period, I traveled to the future to retrieve these pills.
Karone: What do they do?
Ransik: One of two thing. They're either a very strong sleeping pill or they make you sick to your stomach. I can't remember. I was in a rush.
Nadira: We're going to crush these up and plant them in the boys pixy stix.
Ransik: Then when they eat them, they'll be unable to partake in this leg of the race.
Nadira: If all goes according to plan, those two will be eliminated.
Andros: Finally, I'll get my revenge. What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's do this.
Ransik: Leave everything to me. (Laughs evily.)
-----end flashback-----
Alpha 5: You went to the future?! That's against rule number 8!!!
Ransik: Oh crap.
Alpha 6: So let me get this straight. Andros and Karone wanted revenge on Tommy and Jason. So they joined forces with Ransik and Nadira. Ransik traveled to the future without anyone noticing, got pills, and planted them in candy meant for Tommy and Jason. Do I have that right?
Zedd: Exactly.
Alpha 5: So that explains everything except why Wes was the one that got drugged instead.
Jen, Kat, and Emily: We can explain that.
Jen: I told Wes candy was bad. But all he ever wants to do is be like Tommy and Jason. So I made up a little white lie so Wes wouldn't eat candy.
------Flashback-------
Wes: Why can't I ever have candy Jen? I want some candy! Tommy and Jason get candy.
Jen: You've been hanging around them two too much lately. If Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge would you?! Wes: Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge?! When? Why wasn't I included?! This is not fair!
Jen: It was hypothetical. . .forget it!
Wes: But I want candy!!!!!
Jen: Tommy and Jason told me they hate candy.
(Wes looks over at Tommy and Jason who are chugging giant pixy stix)
Wes: Hey! They're eating candy now! And they SO didn't jump off a bridge! You lied to me! I WANT CANDY!
Jen: Crap. Ummm. . .they're just pretending to like candy to trick you into eating it. But you're smarter then that right?
Wes: Smarter then what? They're trying to trick me?!
Jen: Uh huh exactly.
Wes: Well I'll show them! Gimme a carrot!
Jen: Here ya go.
(Wes walks over to Tommy and Jason)
Wes: TAKE THIS! (Bites into the carrot) HA!
Tommy and Jason: EH?
-----end flashback-----
Wes: SHE MADE ME EAT A CARROT!!!
Tommy: Tough break bro.
Kat: Anyway, Tommy and Jason were as always asking Em and me for candy.
------Flashback-------
Tommy and Jason: (jumping in circles around Kat and Emily) CANDY!! CANDY!! CANDY!!!
Kat: I think you two need a break
Tommy and Jason: NO!!!
-----end flashback-----
Emily: Then they broke into that song and dance number so we gave in.
Kat: So I went over to get them candy that was sitting on the nearby table.
Emily: But little did we know this was the tainted candy.
Jen: Well then Wes got mad cuz he said I lied to him and that Tommy and Jason don't like him anymore. . .
------Flashback-------
Wes: IT'S NOT FAIR! First they jumped off a bridge without me. Then they lied about hating candy to trick me into eating a carrot, and now they're singing without me!! THAT'S IT!!! (Runs over to Kat and yanks the pixy stix out of her hand) I'll show all of you!!!
Jen: NOOOO!!!
Ransik: You fool!!!
Wes: (Chugs both of the stix at the same time) HA!!!!
Zedd: (laughing uncontrollably) This is hilarious!
Tommy and Jason: HEY!!! THAT WAS OURS!!!
Jason: EMILY!!!!
Tommy: KAT!!!!
-----end flashback-----
Zedd: Then as we all know, Wes got sick and threw up on the Alphas. And that's what happened.
Tommy: We still like ya bro.
Jason: Yeah we're the three musketeers!!
Wes: Really?
Tommy: Of course bro!!
Jason: Yeah bro!
Wes: BRO!!!!!!
(Wes, Tommy, and Jason all body slam each other and all end up on the floor.)
Kat: More like the three stooges.
Jen: Seriously.
Jason: Ow! Em I hurt my tush!
Alpha 5: In light of this new evidence, and the fact that I got thrown up on, Alpha and I have come to the following decision.
Alpha 6: Ransik broke rule #8 which states no time traveling allowed. Now since this is in violation of our rules and since we want to end this race as soon as possible, Ransik and Nadira are hereby eliminated from the race.
Nadira: Good I hated this game anyway.
Alpha 5: Now as for Andros and Karone. As much as Tommy and Jason annoy everyone, you can't go around trying to kill them.
Alpha 6: Further more, we're afraid of Kat, Emily, and Jen. Therefore you are also eliminated.
Andros: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS TOMMY AND JASON! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
Karone: Give it up already. It's pretty obvious you are the worst evil genius ever!
Andros: Shut up!!
Jason: Na na na na na!! You're off the race!! And we're not! Na na na na na.
Alpha 5: As for you Jason. . .
Jason: Bro?
Alpha 5: No more funny business. We'll be keeping an eye on you.
Jason: But you don't eyes.
Alpha 6: You know what he meant. Okay now that we have this whole ordeal out the way, we can continue on with the race.
Alpha 5: Good timing. We're just about to land on Animarium.
Cole: ANIMARIUM!!!
Maya: Alright!!
Cole: RED LION!!! I'M COMING BUDDY!!!!
End show.
Alpha 5: Why am I hosting again? I thought I said I quit?!
Alpha 6: Yeah well the producers had this genius idea of us hosting together.
Alpha 5: Dammit why? Isn't one of us enough?! God. . . Hello and welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. This leg of the race will be from Triforia to Animarium.
Alpha 6: Right now the teams are in a mandatory rest period when they can eat, sleep and mingle with other players.
Alpha 5: Now in the last leg of the race, we had each team depart twelve hours after their arrival time, but that's just not happening this time.
Alpha 6: Yeah too much confusion. We had teams sabotaging the shuttle lists and we lost teams in a black hole. We're not taking the chance of splitting you idiots up again.
Alpha 5: So everyone will be departing on the same space shuttle at the same time. Got that?
Jen: This is crap! I was winning!!!
Alpha 6: Yeah you complain now, but just you wait until you're trapped on a shuttle with an idiot flying it straight into a black hole.
Alpha 5: The shuttle will be launching in an hour so you all better be on it, because we don't care enough to wait for anyone if they're late.
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(One hour later. . .)
Jason: Bye Treys!! I'm gonna miss you guys! Come to earth sometime to visit! We can do our gold ranger thing! BYE!!
Emily: Get over here!! You're gonna miss the shuttle.
Jason: BYEEEEEEEEEEEE!! I miss you already Treys!!
(The shuttle blasts off)
TOH: Thank god that idiot's gone.
TOC: I hope we never see him again.
(On the shuttle)
Jason: Em, I think we should have our honeymoon there.
Emily: It's just a bunch of rocks.
Jason: But the Treys. . .they need me.
Emily: They'll be fine. Trust me.
(Jason goes over to a window and waves as they move farther and farther away from Triforia.)
Jason: They are three of the four best gold rangers ever.
Tommy: I know bro, I know. But remember, Trey is spelled with four letters because there are four of you.
Kat: They don't even make sense when they talk anymore. Words come out, but it makes no sense at all.
Emily: I know it amazes me. I just try not to dwell on it.
Jason: And Jason has four letters too right?
Tommy: Yeah bro. J-S-U-N spells Jason.
Karone: Are you freakin' serious?!
Andros: I know a few other four-letter words that describe the two of you.
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Zedd: Look at those two morons over there. So young, so careless, so dumb. But they're happy. Rita I wanna be happy!
Rita: Can it tinsel teeth I'm trying to nap.
Zedd: Yeah but when I'm sleeping it's go go go. . .dig Zeddy dig.
Rito: We can make you happy Ed.
Goldar: We can do you a cheer along with our new friends.
Zedd: You two have friends? Do I even want to know?
Rito: Hold on Ed, I'll go get them.
(Rito scurries away and as when he comes back the sounds of trumpets blare.)
Zedd: Oh cripe.
Eric: I'm Eric.
Merrick: I'm Merrick.
Eric and Merrick: Our names rhyme.
Rito: I'm Rito.
Goldar: I'm Goldar.
Zedd: I UNFORTUNATELY ALREADY KNOW WHO YOU ARE! HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO CHEER ME UP?!
Rito and Goldar: Our names don't.
All four: The four of us will sing. Until we can bring. . .you. . .cheer!
Zedd: I'm happy. See? Happy, happy! Get away from me.
Rito: I don't see you smiling.
All four: Put a smile on your face! Make the world a better place! Put a smile on your face!
Goldar: What ya gonna do? Say what ya gonna do?
Zedd: I'm smiling! I swear just get away from me! Damn this metal face!
All four: Put a smile on your face! Make the world a better place! Put a smile on your face!
Goldar: What ya gonna do? Say what ya gonna do?
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Cole: I can't wait to introduce you to my bestest friend in the whole wide world!
Maya: The princess?
Cole: NO! RED LION! I love him. Man and Animarium is so awesome! There are all these trees to climb, water to swim in, and I'll show you the coolest swinging vines around!
Maya: Sounds great! I can't wait! Are there other animals there other then Red Lion?
Cole: Oh yeah! Tons! There's surging shark, iron bison, noble tiger, soaring eagle, Merrick's friend the wolf. . .the whole gang! But most importantly RED LION!!
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Wes: Why can't I ever have candy Jen? I want some candy! Tommy and Jason get candy.
Jen: You've been hanging around those two way too much lately. If Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge would you?!
Wes: Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge?! When? Why wasn't I included?! This is not fair!
Jen: It was hypothetical. . .forget it!
Wes: But I want candy!!!!!
Jen: Tommy and Jason told me they hate candy.
(Wes looks over at Tommy and Jason who are chugging giant pixy stix)
Wes: Hey! They're eating candy now! And they SO didn't jump off a bridge! You lied to me! I WANT CANDY!
Jen: Crap. Ummm. . .they're just pretending to like candy to trick you into eating it. But you're smarter then that right?
Wes: Smarter then what? They're trying to trick me?!
Jen: Uh huh exactly.
Wes: Well I'll show them! Gimme a carrot!
Jen: Here ya go.
(Wes walks over to Tommy and Jason)
Wes: TAKE THIS! (Bites into the carrot) HA!
Tommy and Jason: EH?
Tommy: Bro I think he's lost it.
Jason: Totally bro.
(They shrug and continue chugging their sugar.)
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(Meanwhile, Ransik, Nadira, Andros, and Karone are plotting the demise of the "bros".)
Ransik: See these multicolored pills.
Andros: Yeah, what about them?
Ransik: I'm getting to that. During our last rest period, I traveled to the future to retrieve these pills.
Karone: What do they do?
Ransik: One of two thing. They're either a very strong sleeping pill or they make you sick to your stomach. I can't remember. I was in a rush.
Nadira: We're going to crush these up and plant them in the boys' pixy stix.
Ransik: Then when they eat them, they'll be unable to partake in this leg of the race.
Nadira: If all goes according to plan, those two will be eliminated.
Andros: Finally, I'll get my revenge. What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's do this.
Ransik: Leave everything to me. (Laughs evily.)
(Eric, Merrick, Rito, and Goldar pop out of no-where and begin laughing too.)
Ransik: Would you leave us alone! We're busy!
Eric: What?! We thought you told a joke or something.
Merrick: Eric, focus! (turns to Rito and Goldar) Now guys, we really love hanging out with you.
Eric: So we made something for you two!
(They hand Rito and Goldar boxes wrapped in red and silver paper.)
Rito: For us?!
Goldar: But we didn't get you anything.
Rito: Oh well, let's open um!
(They open the boxes revealing twin-jogging suits. Rito's is camouflage with gold stripes going down the pant legs and a gold tee shirt with a giant camouflage "R" in the middle. Goldar's jogging suit is gold with camouflage stripes down the pant legs. His tee shirt is camouflage with a gold "G" in the middle.)
Rito: These are awesome!!
Goldar: Holes in the back for my wings and everything!
Rito: Let's go put um on right now!
(5 minutes later. . .)
Rito: Ed! Check us out!
Zedd: Germ?!
Eric: NO! These are letters standing for our names.
Merrick: G for Goldar, E for Eric, R for Rito, and M for me. . .MERRICK!
(Trumpets blare as the four of them walk away quite annoyed with the fact that Zedd called them germ.) *************************
Ransik: The plan is all set up, I put the tainted stix on the table over there, because you know in minutes the girls are gonna be looking for candy to shut them up.
Tommy and Jason: (jumping in circles around Kat and Emily) CANDY!! CANDY!! CANDY!!!
Kat: I think you two need a break
Tommy and Jason: NO!!!
(Music starts to play out of nowhere.)
Emily: Here we go again.
Tommy and Jason: We know girls who are tough but sweet
They give us candy so they can't be beat
They have the things that we desire
Sets our empty tummies on fire
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
Gonna eat it when the sun goes down
Aint no finer sugar in town
You're the stuff, what the doctor ordered
So sweet you make our mouths water
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
We want candy
Candy on the beach there's nothing better
But we eat candy when we're wearing sweaters
If we had candy that'd be fine
We want candy all the time
GIVE US CANDY
GIVE US CANDY
GIVE US CANDY
GIVE US CANDY
Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Kat and Emily can't you see
All we want is some candy
Candy in the morning time
Candy in the hot sunshine
Kat and Emily can't you see
All we want is some candy
Tommy: NOW!!!
Kat: This is why we don't take them to dance clubs. Okay, okay. You can have some candy.
Emily: But only because you did that cute little ditty. Got a little carried away towards the end though.
Jason: We're very passionate about what we do.
Tommy: Hello. . .candy. . .NOW!
Kat: Hold on, hold on.
Ransik: Everything is falling into place now.
Wes: IT'S NOT FAIR! First they jumped off a bridge without me. Then they lied about hating candy to trick me into eating a carrot, and now they're singing without me!! THAT'S IT!!! (Runs over to Kat and yanks the pixy stix out of her hand) I'll show all of you!!!
Jen: NOOOO!!!
Ransik: You fool!!!
Wes: (Chugs both of the stix at the same time) HA!!!!
Zedd: (laughing uncontrollably) This is hilarious!
Tommy and Jason: HEY!!! THAT WAS OURS!!!
Jason: EMILY!!!!
Tommy: KAT!!!!
Kat: Okay calm down.
Emily: I'll go get ya some more.
Tommy: But we wanted those!
Wes: Oh dear. . .I don't feel so good.
(Wes makes a mad dash for the bathroom but does quite make it. Instead he runs right into the Alphas and throws up all over them.)
Jen: THIS IS WHY I SAID NO CANDY!!
Wes: Sor. . .
(Wes begins to say sorry to Jen, but cuts himself off as he passes out and falls on top of Alpha 5.)
Alpha 5: Oh HELL!! I'm covered with barf and have a man on top of me! Get him off. . .NOW!!
Alpha 6: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
Alpha 5: We leave you all alone for two minutes and THIS is what happens?!
Ransik: Dammit! My plan backfired.
Alpha 6: What plan?! And what the hell is GERM?! Ya know what, I don't even want to know. . .but I know one thing. . .NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is leaving this ship until we find out why the hell he is passed out and we're covered with barf!!
Ransik: Plan. . .I didn't say plan. . .I said bam.
Jason: Don't worry. I'll get to the bottom of this. . .I'm 00Jason!!
Tommy: Wow man, that could have been us throwing up and stuff.
Jason: I know bro, I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Tommy: We better cut back on candy.
Jason: Totally bro.
Kat: Here you are boys, we found more candy.
Tommy and Jason: CANDY!!! YES!!! WHOO HOO!!!
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(Two hours after the pixy stix fiasco, Wes has finally awakened and everyone is trying to get to the bottom of the mystery. For some reason everyone is now dressed in old fashion clothes or, as Jason likes to call them "murder mystery gear".)
Jason: I've gathered you all here because I know who dun it.
Alpha 5: Who the hell put you in charge?!
Jason: I did. And no one questioned me.
Emily: And that's going to be our downfall.
Jason: Huh? Now, I am (holds up sign) Detective 00Jason. . .Private I.
Jen: You mean eye. (points to her eye)
Jason: That's what I said. . ."I". See it's right here. . .on my sign. Now I have taken the liberty of giving you all cool murder mystery names too. Of course, they're not as cool as mine, but still they're pretty cool. Tommy, you are Dr. Thompson. Zedd, you're Lord Zedd. . .the third.
Zedd: Jesus Christ.
Jason: And Rita, you're Lady Zedd. . .his wife. Wes, you're Mr. Body cuz you're the "victim". (To Tommy) I got that one from Clue Bro.
Tommy: Good job Jase.
Jason: Call me 00Jason!!!
Alpha 5: Are you ever going to get to who dun it?
Jason: In a minute! I'm still giving out names!
Jen: GET ON WITH IT! I don't need a name. . .just tell me who did it, so I can kick their ass!
Jason: Temper. . .temper. You're name is Miss Scarlet. . .now go to the conservatory and get me that candlestick!
Jen: WHAT?!
Jason: Never mind. Kat and Em, you're the maids. Fifi and Gigi.
Kat: Why the hell are we maids?
Jason: Go with it. Trust me on this one. . .the maids never do it. Plus you have maid outfits on. . .duh!
Emily: O-K, but which one am I Fifi or Gigi?
Jason: Uhhh. . .Gigi cuz Jason and Gigi start with the same letter.
Emily: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Jason: Andros, you're the butler. . .the EVIL butler. You don't have a name. . .we just call you evil butler. Karone, you're his sister, cuz EVERY evil butler had an evil sister. Cole, you're Dr. Dolittle. And Maya you're Mrs. Dolittle. Ransik, you're The Colonel and Nadira's you're daughter. You'll be referred to as the Colonel's daughter. Eric and Merrick, you're the mysterious guys with initials for last names. We'll call Eric Mr. E and Merrick Mr. M. Rito and Goldar are their lackeys. Alpha 5 you're Professor Alpha the fifth. Alpha 6 you're Professor Alpha the sixth. Okay that's everyone. . .any questions?
Jen: Why are you such a moron?!
Jason: That's another mystery for another day. Okay now I'm going to interrogate each of you one by one in order to get to the bottom of this. . .
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(In the interrogation room also known as the storage closet. . .)
Jason: Where were you when Wes threw up?!
Tommy: Standing next to you.
Jason: A likely story Dr. Thompson. Is there anyone who can prove that?!
Tommy: You.
Jason: Oh yeah, you're free to go.
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Jason: What were you two doing at the time of the crime?!
Kat: I was going to get you candy.
Emily: Remember you and Tommy. . .
Jason: Dr. Thompson!!!
Emily: Oh Christ. . .you and Dr. Thompson had just finished singing and dancing around saying you want candy.
Kat: So I went over to the table where the candy was to get it for you two.
Jason: And the candy was poison!! You were trying to kill us!!
Emily: No we weren't! We're engaged to you and Tom. . .Dr. Thompson, why would we try to kill you?!
Jason: Cuz you don't' want us to open a DOJO! I mean crap. . .I didn't say Dojo.
Kat: You are NOT opening a Dojo! Anyway, we were with you and Dr. Thompson all day so we couldn't possibly poison the candy. It was just lying on the table.
Jason: Is there anyone that can vouch for your supposed alibi?
Emily: You and Dr. Thompson.
Jason: Bro! Come here!
Tommy: Yeah bro.
Jason: Were Gigi and Fifi with us all day?
Tommy: Yeah bro.
Jason: Hmmm, interesting.
Tommy: Come on bro, they didn't do it. The maids NEVER do it.
Jason: Oh right, I forgot. . .you're free to go.
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Lord Zedd: I know who did it, but I don't' want to tell you. This is far too entertaining.
Jason: I don't need you're help anyway!
Lord Zedd: Yes you do.
Jason: SHUT UP! You're free to go, and oh yeah you're wife didn't do it either.
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(After interrogating all the suspects. Jason has gathered everyone in the "Conservatory". . .)
Jason: Okay, now let's look at the clues. This is where Wes threw up. This is a bag filled with the throw up.
Everyone: EW!
Jason: If I had the proper tools, I could analysis this and see what it is that caused him to throw up. But I don't. What I do know is this. Whatever it was, was supposed to be for Dr. Thompson and me. So someone wanted us to throw up and fall asleep. The question is who. . .and why.
Alpha 5: You mean you didn't figure it out yet?!
Jason: I have come up with the following conclusion. I have NO idea. Other then the fact it wasn't Gigi, Fifi, Dr. Thompson, or me. Oh yeah and Lord Zedd knows who did it.
Alpha 6: What the hell?! Then why are we wasting our time with you?!
Jason: No idea.
Lord Zedd: (laughing uncontrollably) This is the most fun I've had in years. This bumbling idiot is hilarious. However, it is time for me to reveal the truth. It all started back when the teams were signing up for the space shuttles to Triforia. Rita and myself were the first team to arrive followed shortly by Jen and Wes and Andros and Karone. The six of us were all signed up on the first shuttle when Tommy, Jason, Kat and Emily arrived. . .
------Flashback-------
Kat: Emily go! Hurry up and sign us up for that shuttle!
(Emily leaps out of the taxi and rushes to the paper, signing her and Kat up for the first shuttle. Jason and Tommy run over to the sign up sheets and see that there is no room on the first shuttle. . .)
Tommy: (as he stares at the paper in defeat) Bro! What are we gonna do?
Jason: Don't worry bro, I have a plan! (He points his finger in the air triumphantly and starts to whisper something in Tommy's ear.)
-----end flashback-----
Zedd: I was intrigued with the idea of Jason, who could barely tie his own shoes, had a plan. So I decided to watch and see how this thing came into play. The next thing I knew Tommy was talking to Andros and the girls were talking to Karone. The thing is they had no idea why they were talking to them. Then it came to me. Distraction! They were sent to keep them two busy while Jason was putting himself and Tommy on the first shuttle list and moving Andros and Karone to the 2nd. The result was a very long and very annoying shuttle ride for me. But what is interesting is the information I received from my spies who were on the 2nd shuttle.
Everyone: Spies?!
Zedd: Well not exactly, they just happened to become friends with those two idiots over there, (points to Rito and Goldar )so I figured I might as well make use out of them. Eric and Merrick you can take it from here.
Eric: Andros was pissed.
Merrick: The first shuttle he missed.
------Flashback-------
(The first shuttle blasts off, as Andros stands there extremely pissed off. . .)
Karone: I tried to tell you that Jason was plotting something.
Andros: Well why didn't you?!
Karone: You were too busy talking to (in a sarcastic tone) "the fearless leader"
Andros: God dammit, well don't worry we'll get them back. . .if it's the last thing we do.
Karone: We gotta watch out for the girls though, they're dangerous.
Andros: Yeah we have to separate them from the girls, because as you can tell they're morons without them.
-----end flashback-----
Eric: On the shuttle they got mean.
Merrick: And joined forces with an evil team.
------Flashback-------
Andros: I still can't believe that we got stuck on this shuttle.
Karone: I know this totally blows.
Eric: Never fear! Team "IC" is here.
Merrick: And we will bring you lots of cheer.
Maya: Yeah cheer up, I mean it could be worse.
Andros: I won't cheer up until Tommy and Jason pay.
Nadira: Looking for revenge I see?
Ransik: I think we can arrange something.
(Ransik, Nadira, Andros, and Karone go into a huddle and start making plans to get revenge on the boys.)
Ransik: I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship between the four of us. (Starts laughing evilly)
-----end flashback-----
Zedd: My suspicion that Jason tampered with the sign up sheets was confirmed at the end of the challenge on Triforia. . .
------Flashback-------
Alpha 6: Riiiiiiiiiight. Get the hell off my mat. Andros and Karone you're team number five.
Andros: This is bullshit! We would be in the lead if Jason didn't switch our name on the list.
Jason: Who me? I did no such thing.
Karone: Yes you did!
Jason: Okay well maybe I did, but haha sucks for you! Na na na na na!!
-----end flashback-----
Jason: Na na na na na na!! Na na na na na na!!
Zedd: Shut up you fool! That's what almost got you killed in the first place! So that brings us to today. "GERM" was bothering me with all their singing, so I sent them away. When I did my "spies" came across another interesting piece of information.
Eric: They wanted the boys to get sick.
Merrick: So they could be the number one pick.
------Flashback-------
Ransik: See these multicolored pills.
Andros: Yeah, what about them?
Ransik: I'm getting to that. During our last rest period, I traveled to the future to retrieve these pills.
Karone: What do they do?
Ransik: One of two thing. They're either a very strong sleeping pill or they make you sick to your stomach. I can't remember. I was in a rush.
Nadira: We're going to crush these up and plant them in the boys pixy stix.
Ransik: Then when they eat them, they'll be unable to partake in this leg of the race.
Nadira: If all goes according to plan, those two will be eliminated.
Andros: Finally, I'll get my revenge. What the hell are we waiting for?! Let's do this.
Ransik: Leave everything to me. (Laughs evily.)
-----end flashback-----
Alpha 5: You went to the future?! That's against rule number 8!!!
Ransik: Oh crap.
Alpha 6: So let me get this straight. Andros and Karone wanted revenge on Tommy and Jason. So they joined forces with Ransik and Nadira. Ransik traveled to the future without anyone noticing, got pills, and planted them in candy meant for Tommy and Jason. Do I have that right?
Zedd: Exactly.
Alpha 5: So that explains everything except why Wes was the one that got drugged instead.
Jen, Kat, and Emily: We can explain that.
Jen: I told Wes candy was bad. But all he ever wants to do is be like Tommy and Jason. So I made up a little white lie so Wes wouldn't eat candy.
------Flashback-------
Wes: Why can't I ever have candy Jen? I want some candy! Tommy and Jason get candy.
Jen: You've been hanging around them two too much lately. If Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge would you?! Wes: Tommy and Jason jumped off a bridge?! When? Why wasn't I included?! This is not fair!
Jen: It was hypothetical. . .forget it!
Wes: But I want candy!!!!!
Jen: Tommy and Jason told me they hate candy.
(Wes looks over at Tommy and Jason who are chugging giant pixy stix)
Wes: Hey! They're eating candy now! And they SO didn't jump off a bridge! You lied to me! I WANT CANDY!
Jen: Crap. Ummm. . .they're just pretending to like candy to trick you into eating it. But you're smarter then that right?
Wes: Smarter then what? They're trying to trick me?!
Jen: Uh huh exactly.
Wes: Well I'll show them! Gimme a carrot!
Jen: Here ya go.
(Wes walks over to Tommy and Jason)
Wes: TAKE THIS! (Bites into the carrot) HA!
Tommy and Jason: EH?
-----end flashback-----
Wes: SHE MADE ME EAT A CARROT!!!
Tommy: Tough break bro.
Kat: Anyway, Tommy and Jason were as always asking Em and me for candy.
------Flashback-------
Tommy and Jason: (jumping in circles around Kat and Emily) CANDY!! CANDY!! CANDY!!!
Kat: I think you two need a break
Tommy and Jason: NO!!!
-----end flashback-----
Emily: Then they broke into that song and dance number so we gave in.
Kat: So I went over to get them candy that was sitting on the nearby table.
Emily: But little did we know this was the tainted candy.
Jen: Well then Wes got mad cuz he said I lied to him and that Tommy and Jason don't like him anymore. . .
------Flashback-------
Wes: IT'S NOT FAIR! First they jumped off a bridge without me. Then they lied about hating candy to trick me into eating a carrot, and now they're singing without me!! THAT'S IT!!! (Runs over to Kat and yanks the pixy stix out of her hand) I'll show all of you!!!
Jen: NOOOO!!!
Ransik: You fool!!!
Wes: (Chugs both of the stix at the same time) HA!!!!
Zedd: (laughing uncontrollably) This is hilarious!
Tommy and Jason: HEY!!! THAT WAS OURS!!!
Jason: EMILY!!!!
Tommy: KAT!!!!
-----end flashback-----
Zedd: Then as we all know, Wes got sick and threw up on the Alphas. And that's what happened.
Tommy: We still like ya bro.
Jason: Yeah we're the three musketeers!!
Wes: Really?
Tommy: Of course bro!!
Jason: Yeah bro!
Wes: BRO!!!!!!
(Wes, Tommy, and Jason all body slam each other and all end up on the floor.)
Kat: More like the three stooges.
Jen: Seriously.
Jason: Ow! Em I hurt my tush!
Alpha 5: In light of this new evidence, and the fact that I got thrown up on, Alpha and I have come to the following decision.
Alpha 6: Ransik broke rule #8 which states no time traveling allowed. Now since this is in violation of our rules and since we want to end this race as soon as possible, Ransik and Nadira are hereby eliminated from the race.
Nadira: Good I hated this game anyway.
Alpha 5: Now as for Andros and Karone. As much as Tommy and Jason annoy everyone, you can't go around trying to kill them.
Alpha 6: Further more, we're afraid of Kat, Emily, and Jen. Therefore you are also eliminated.
Andros: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS TOMMY AND JASON! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!
Karone: Give it up already. It's pretty obvious you are the worst evil genius ever!
Andros: Shut up!!
Jason: Na na na na na!! You're off the race!! And we're not! Na na na na na.
Alpha 5: As for you Jason. . .
Jason: Bro?
Alpha 5: No more funny business. We'll be keeping an eye on you.
Jason: But you don't eyes.
Alpha 6: You know what he meant. Okay now that we have this whole ordeal out the way, we can continue on with the race.
Alpha 5: Good timing. We're just about to land on Animarium.
Cole: ANIMARIUM!!!
Maya: Alright!!
Cole: RED LION!!! I'M COMING BUDDY!!!!
End show.