Title: - What d'ya get...???

Summary: - So what happens when you take a school full of witches and wizards, a pinch of muggle studies and mix them together with one mad headmaster?? Let's find out..

Disclaimer: - I don't own the characters. I've just borrowed them to play with during the school holidays.

Background: - This story is set during the gangs sixth year at Hogwarts. Sirius is free and is teaching DADA with Remus...

Rating: - I'm not sure. For now I think PG will suffice but I may have to change that later on, depends on what sort of mood I'm in.

A/N: - Originally this was going to be a one chapter fic. I soon realised that wasn't going to happen. Maybe I'll be able to do it in five chapters, we'll see..

Chapter One - The Announcement.

"Ahem" Dumbledore cleared his throat, the announcement he was about to give was a good one. He couldn't wait to see the students' faces, they'd certainly be shocked by this one, the teachers certainly were when he'd told them last month. Oh yes. The next week was going to be very interesting.

The students in the great hall quieted down slowly, all wanting to hear the coming announcement,

"Students, can I have your attention please?" Dumbledore finally called order amongst the whispering in the hall. All eyes turned towards him as he gave the announcement...

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Harry, Ron and Hermione sat up in Gryffindor common room. None of them could believe Dumbledore's latest revelation. Hermione thought it was a great idea; Harry believed it could prove interesting. Ron was just plain curious. However thinking back to earlier the most interesting reaction anyone had had to the announcement had to have been Malfoy's..

******FLASHBACK*******

"Student's," Dumbledore began, "Can I have your attention please?" The great hall quieted down considerately, "Next week we shall be conducting an experiment here at Hogwarts which is designed to help the Muggle Studies department. For one week only all of you students shall become Muggles. Ordinary lessons shall be suspended and each of your professors shall be taking on a muggle subject. For the duration of the week professors and students alike shall forfeit their wands and do everything the muggle way."

Dumbledore paused to allow his speech to take effect. It wasn't long before it did, with one blonde Slytherin in particular,

"WHAT!?!" shrieked a shrill voice from the Slytherin table, "ARE YOU MAD?!? I WILL NOT LIVE LIKE.LIKE A. COMMON MUGGLE!" The outburst silenced everyone in the great hall. All eyes were on the Slytherin's. Malfoy fumed from Dumbledore's revelation and all around him other Slytherin's were murmuring and nodding in agreement. Dumbledore silenced their protests,

"SILENCE!" Harry had never heard Dumbledore shout before. Not really raise his voice anyway, this was certainly new, "This is non-negotiable, parents have already been contacted, we have had no complaints from anyone. At 8pm tomorrow evening you shall all hand your wands in to your house prefects. If there are no more little outbursts you may all be excused."

At the end of the announcement Harry, Ron and Hermione had left the great hall in the direction of their common room. All the way up the stairs they could hear Malfoy's protests to anyone who would listen that under no circumstances would he hand over his wand and live like a muggle.

********END FLASHBACK********

As the three students sat by the fire in their common room they laughed at the memory once again. This coming week could go two ways. It could be really good or very boring. Either way one thing was certain; it would definitely be VERY amusing.