Come Fly With Me
Alpha 5: Hello and Welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. Our contestants have just landed on Animarium, and are awaiting the shuttle doors to open.
Alpha 6: Ya know what irritates me. . .I still smell like puke.
Alpha 5: So do I, I'll be damned if my agent doesn't hear about this.
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(Inside the shuttle Cole is standing next to the door.)
Cole: OPEN UP!!! (Punches door) NOW!
Maya: Calm down they said they'd open it in a minute.
Cole: I don't have a minute!! RED LION!!!
(Camera pans to red lion who is asleep on a rock. He really doesn't seem to care that Cole's not here. Camera pans back to shuttle showing Cole prying the door open with his bare hands. As the door slowly opens, everyone else is revealed with dumbfounded expressions on their faces.)
Jen: How the hell did he do that?!
Cole: Must. . .see. . .RED LION!!
Kat: Why didn't he just open the door with the button?
Maya: Please. . .don't take away his glory.
Jason: I could have done that!
Tommy: Me too bro!
Wes: Yeah bro me too!!!
Jason: Now for reward, for the task of opening the door. . .you know we would have done it if Cole didn't. . .candy please.
Tommy: Don't make us sing again.
Wes: But I wanna sing.
Jason: Later bro, we have more important things to take care of.
Tommy: Like getting candy. . .NOW!
Kat: Okay, okay calm down.
Emily: Ya know the more money we spend getting you candy, the less money is left over to start up a dojo.
Jason and Tommy: Wha?!
Jason: What dojo?!
Tommy: Ya know, the DOJO!
Jason: Shut up bro. . .we hate dojos.
Tommy: Yeah. . .bleh. And we're so NOT gonna spend the prize money on one.
Jason: Bro, stop giving away the plan.
Tommy: What?! I so didn't give away the plan. I said we're NOT gonna spend the prize money on a dojo. The plan is that we are. . .duh.
Kat and Emily: NO DOJO!
Jason: Dammit bro!
Wes: Can I help ya build a dojo?!
Jason: What dojo?!
Tommy: We're not building one. . .we're buying one.
Jason: BRO!!
Wes: HEY! You're trying to exclude me!
Tommy: No we're not bro, I swear.
Wes: Yes you are!! That's it! I'm spending my prize money to help you guys buy a dojo too!!! You're not leaving me outta this one!
Jen: OH NO YOU'RE NOT!!!
Wes: But I wanna build a dojo!!
Tommy: Not build. . .buy.
Jason: BRO!!! You're blowing the plan.
Emily: Give it up Jason, we know.
Jason: Know what?!
Wes: I wanna DOJO!!
Tommy: I just wanted some candy.
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(As the six of them continue to bicker about dojos and candy, the other teams have gotten off the ship. . .)
Cole: RED LION!!!
Red Lion: Roar.
Cole: I missed you too buddy!!! This is Maya. She's cool.
Maya: Hi Red Lion.
Red Lion: Roar. Grr.
Cole: I think he likes you. Maya's my friend Red Lion, so she can be your friend too.
Red Lion: Growl.
Cole: Don't get jealous Red Lion, you know you're my best friend. Maya's just my girlfriend. You're #1 buddy.
Red Lion. Purr.
Cole: That's more like it. Now I'm gonna go show Maya the swinging vines and stuff. Wanna come?
Red Lion: Yawn.
Cole: Okay buddy, we'll catch ya later then. Later on we can introduce Maya to Soaring Eagle and the crew. Cya!
Alpha 5: Where the hell are Cole and Maya?! We have a mission coming up. AND WHO BROKE MY DOOR?!
Jason: I know who dun it.
Alpha 6: Oh no, it's no big deal. We do NOT need another mystery game thanks.
Jason: Aww.
Alpha 5: But where the hell are Cole and Maya?
Tommy: Up there bro!!
(Camera pans up to a tree showing Cole and Maya standing near a vine. Cole beats his fists on his chest like he is Tarzan, grabs the vine and Maya, and takes a flying leap off the tree.)
Cole: AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Maya: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Alpha 5: Oh hell, we're never gonna get this race moving.
Tommy: That looks so cool!
Jason: Em Let's try that!!
Tommy: Yeah Kat come on!!
Kat and Emily: NO!
Tommy: Fine! Then give us candy!!!
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Alpha 5: Okay everyone, gather around please. It's time to start the challenge.
Alpha 6: Now we're on a floating island, and we need to get down to Turtle Cove.
Alpha 5: Now Alpha and I have figured out two ways to get to the bottom. There's either this nice, safe airplane or these parachutes.
Alpha 6: Alpha and I are taking the plane. In the spirit of the game, we decided to randomly pick a name out of a hat. Whoever we pick, gets to decide if all of you will come on the plane or jump.
Alpha 5: Okay let's see here (picks out a name) Wes.
Jen: Say airplane Wes!
Kat: Come on Wes, this isn't funny.
Emily: I am NOT parachuting.
Wes: Uhh. . .
Tommy and Jason: PARACHUTE! PARACHUTE!
Wes: Uhh. . .
Jen: WES!!! PLANE!!!
Tommy and Jason: PARACHUTE! PARACHUTE!
Wes: Parachute.
Jen: YOU STUPID $%^#
Tommy and Jason: YEAH BRO!!!!!
Alpha 5: Your funerals. We'll see yas at the bottom.
Alpha 6: Bye.
(The Alphas go into the plane and fly away as the teams are left in a state of dysfunction. . .)
Zedd: Oh cripe. Out of all the names that had to be picked, they had to go and choose "peer pressure".
Wes: What?!
Jen: You are so a wannabe Tommy and Jason.
Wes: Nuh huh!!
Jen: Do you even have any idea how to parachute Wes?
Wes: Uhh (hangs his head) no.
Jen: This is why you're such a stupid #%^@
Kat: Seriously, does anyone know how to parachute at all?
Tommy: I DO!!! I did it before. . .with a surfboard!
Wes: I wanna surfboard!
Jen: (mumbles under her breath) I'll #$#%ing give you a god @%#*ing damn surf %@&#ing board.
Wes: What?
Jen: Nothing. (Under her breath) Bastard.
Tommy: Okay, this is how ya jump. . .
(Tommy goes into an explanation about parachuting and parachute safety. An hour later everyone is suited up and ready to go.)
Emily: I really don't wanna jump.
Kat: Either do I.
Emily: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Kat: You know I am. . .TOMMY!!
Emily: JASON!!!!
Tommy and Jason: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
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(Down on Turtle Cove the Alpha's are waiting for the teams to land.)
Alpha 5: Hey! I think I'm starting to see them.
Alpha 6: Yeah there's Tommy. . .on a surfboard. . .with Kat clinging on to him.
Tommy: (landing) Surfs up dudes!
Alpha 5: Christ. . .Oh and here comes the other two.
Jason: (landing) KOWABUNGA!!! Emily: Oh thank god, I'm alive!
Alpha 6: And here comes Jen and Wes. . .crap, she's pissed.
Jen: (landing) $#^& AND ANOTHER THING. . .
Alpha 5: TV-Y7!
Jen: I'll #$%#ing TVY7 YOU! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US THERE STRANDED WITH NO IDEA HOW TO PARACHUTE!! %#$ $@%# #@$%@#$%@#%@#%^@!!!
Wes: (landing) Sorry Jen.
Alpha 6: Music. . .must be the germs.
Goldar: Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use, some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, we'll fly we'll fly away
Zedd: Shut up! Why is my parachute near all of yours?!
Eric: Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, we'll float down in the blue
Zedd: I need some kind of breeze!!!
Rito: Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide, starry eyed
Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near (grabs Zedd)
Zedd: Get off me!!
Rito: You may here, angels cheer - because were together
Zedd: Rita help me!
Rita: Ha ha ha not a chance Zeddy! (Lands)
Zedd: (blows air to try to get some sort of breeze started) Ahhh!! BREEZE! I need a breeze.
Merrick: Weather wise it's such a lovely day
You just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
All four: Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away (lands)
Zedd: Why do I always get stuck with the most annoying travel arrangements?!
Alphas: What the hell?!
Alpha 6: Well I think that's everyone. (counts to make sure)
Alpha 5: No wait, where are Cole and Maya?
Wes: I think they are coming now!
(Everyone looks up and just as the Alphas do. . .)
Alphas: OW! WHAT THE HELL?!
Alpha 5: Why are there rocks attached to Cole and Maya's chutes?!
Alpha 6: Hey there's a message. (Opens paper and reads)
I've decided that Red Lion needs me too much. (He is looking kind of sad lately.) Plus I love him! So to everyone else, good luck and come visit me up here with Red Lion. . .and Maya! Animarium rules!
Love, Cole
Alpha 5: Whatever, I don't care. The less people the better.
Alpha 6: I guess we don't have to do competition today then.
Kat: Good parachuting was enough.
Jen: You mean I risked my life getting down here for nothing?! Wes you are so dead. . .
Wes: Ah!
Eric: Wait a minute! There are only five teams still here.
Alpha 6: So?
Merrick: We can't be the best six rangers if there are only five teams.
Eric: And now we do not even rhyme!
Merrick: This is not good. Huddle up Eric.
Eric and Merrick: BREAK!
Eric: All we wanted to do in the race,
Merrick: Was finish in sixth place.
Eric: We didn't care about money.
Merrick: This is so not funny.
Eric: We were rangers number 6 not 5,
Merrick: And now our dream is no longer alive.
Eric: So now we will no longer race, it's over, it's dead.
Merrick: Instead we will tag along, cheering for Rita and Zedd!
Rito and Goldar: Alright! Cool!
Zedd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alpha 5: Whatever, I need to go fix the DENT I NOW HAVE IN MY HEAD!
End show.
Alpha 5: Hello and Welcome to Power Rangers Amazing Race. Our contestants have just landed on Animarium, and are awaiting the shuttle doors to open.
Alpha 6: Ya know what irritates me. . .I still smell like puke.
Alpha 5: So do I, I'll be damned if my agent doesn't hear about this.
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(Inside the shuttle Cole is standing next to the door.)
Cole: OPEN UP!!! (Punches door) NOW!
Maya: Calm down they said they'd open it in a minute.
Cole: I don't have a minute!! RED LION!!!
(Camera pans to red lion who is asleep on a rock. He really doesn't seem to care that Cole's not here. Camera pans back to shuttle showing Cole prying the door open with his bare hands. As the door slowly opens, everyone else is revealed with dumbfounded expressions on their faces.)
Jen: How the hell did he do that?!
Cole: Must. . .see. . .RED LION!!
Kat: Why didn't he just open the door with the button?
Maya: Please. . .don't take away his glory.
Jason: I could have done that!
Tommy: Me too bro!
Wes: Yeah bro me too!!!
Jason: Now for reward, for the task of opening the door. . .you know we would have done it if Cole didn't. . .candy please.
Tommy: Don't make us sing again.
Wes: But I wanna sing.
Jason: Later bro, we have more important things to take care of.
Tommy: Like getting candy. . .NOW!
Kat: Okay, okay calm down.
Emily: Ya know the more money we spend getting you candy, the less money is left over to start up a dojo.
Jason and Tommy: Wha?!
Jason: What dojo?!
Tommy: Ya know, the DOJO!
Jason: Shut up bro. . .we hate dojos.
Tommy: Yeah. . .bleh. And we're so NOT gonna spend the prize money on one.
Jason: Bro, stop giving away the plan.
Tommy: What?! I so didn't give away the plan. I said we're NOT gonna spend the prize money on a dojo. The plan is that we are. . .duh.
Kat and Emily: NO DOJO!
Jason: Dammit bro!
Wes: Can I help ya build a dojo?!
Jason: What dojo?!
Tommy: We're not building one. . .we're buying one.
Jason: BRO!!
Wes: HEY! You're trying to exclude me!
Tommy: No we're not bro, I swear.
Wes: Yes you are!! That's it! I'm spending my prize money to help you guys buy a dojo too!!! You're not leaving me outta this one!
Jen: OH NO YOU'RE NOT!!!
Wes: But I wanna build a dojo!!
Tommy: Not build. . .buy.
Jason: BRO!!! You're blowing the plan.
Emily: Give it up Jason, we know.
Jason: Know what?!
Wes: I wanna DOJO!!
Tommy: I just wanted some candy.
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(As the six of them continue to bicker about dojos and candy, the other teams have gotten off the ship. . .)
Cole: RED LION!!!
Red Lion: Roar.
Cole: I missed you too buddy!!! This is Maya. She's cool.
Maya: Hi Red Lion.
Red Lion: Roar. Grr.
Cole: I think he likes you. Maya's my friend Red Lion, so she can be your friend too.
Red Lion: Growl.
Cole: Don't get jealous Red Lion, you know you're my best friend. Maya's just my girlfriend. You're #1 buddy.
Red Lion. Purr.
Cole: That's more like it. Now I'm gonna go show Maya the swinging vines and stuff. Wanna come?
Red Lion: Yawn.
Cole: Okay buddy, we'll catch ya later then. Later on we can introduce Maya to Soaring Eagle and the crew. Cya!
Alpha 5: Where the hell are Cole and Maya?! We have a mission coming up. AND WHO BROKE MY DOOR?!
Jason: I know who dun it.
Alpha 6: Oh no, it's no big deal. We do NOT need another mystery game thanks.
Jason: Aww.
Alpha 5: But where the hell are Cole and Maya?
Tommy: Up there bro!!
(Camera pans up to a tree showing Cole and Maya standing near a vine. Cole beats his fists on his chest like he is Tarzan, grabs the vine and Maya, and takes a flying leap off the tree.)
Cole: AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Maya: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Alpha 5: Oh hell, we're never gonna get this race moving.
Tommy: That looks so cool!
Jason: Em Let's try that!!
Tommy: Yeah Kat come on!!
Kat and Emily: NO!
Tommy: Fine! Then give us candy!!!
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Alpha 5: Okay everyone, gather around please. It's time to start the challenge.
Alpha 6: Now we're on a floating island, and we need to get down to Turtle Cove.
Alpha 5: Now Alpha and I have figured out two ways to get to the bottom. There's either this nice, safe airplane or these parachutes.
Alpha 6: Alpha and I are taking the plane. In the spirit of the game, we decided to randomly pick a name out of a hat. Whoever we pick, gets to decide if all of you will come on the plane or jump.
Alpha 5: Okay let's see here (picks out a name) Wes.
Jen: Say airplane Wes!
Kat: Come on Wes, this isn't funny.
Emily: I am NOT parachuting.
Wes: Uhh. . .
Tommy and Jason: PARACHUTE! PARACHUTE!
Wes: Uhh. . .
Jen: WES!!! PLANE!!!
Tommy and Jason: PARACHUTE! PARACHUTE!
Wes: Parachute.
Jen: YOU STUPID $%^#
Tommy and Jason: YEAH BRO!!!!!
Alpha 5: Your funerals. We'll see yas at the bottom.
Alpha 6: Bye.
(The Alphas go into the plane and fly away as the teams are left in a state of dysfunction. . .)
Zedd: Oh cripe. Out of all the names that had to be picked, they had to go and choose "peer pressure".
Wes: What?!
Jen: You are so a wannabe Tommy and Jason.
Wes: Nuh huh!!
Jen: Do you even have any idea how to parachute Wes?
Wes: Uhh (hangs his head) no.
Jen: This is why you're such a stupid #%^@
Kat: Seriously, does anyone know how to parachute at all?
Tommy: I DO!!! I did it before. . .with a surfboard!
Wes: I wanna surfboard!
Jen: (mumbles under her breath) I'll #$#%ing give you a god @%#*ing damn surf %@&#ing board.
Wes: What?
Jen: Nothing. (Under her breath) Bastard.
Tommy: Okay, this is how ya jump. . .
(Tommy goes into an explanation about parachuting and parachute safety. An hour later everyone is suited up and ready to go.)
Emily: I really don't wanna jump.
Kat: Either do I.
Emily: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Kat: You know I am. . .TOMMY!!
Emily: JASON!!!!
Tommy and Jason: I'LL SAVE YOU!!!
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(Down on Turtle Cove the Alpha's are waiting for the teams to land.)
Alpha 5: Hey! I think I'm starting to see them.
Alpha 6: Yeah there's Tommy. . .on a surfboard. . .with Kat clinging on to him.
Tommy: (landing) Surfs up dudes!
Alpha 5: Christ. . .Oh and here comes the other two.
Jason: (landing) KOWABUNGA!!! Emily: Oh thank god, I'm alive!
Alpha 6: And here comes Jen and Wes. . .crap, she's pissed.
Jen: (landing) $#^& AND ANOTHER THING. . .
Alpha 5: TV-Y7!
Jen: I'll #$%#ing TVY7 YOU! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US THERE STRANDED WITH NO IDEA HOW TO PARACHUTE!! %#$ $@%# #@$%@#$%@#%@#%^@!!!
Wes: (landing) Sorry Jen.
Alpha 6: Music. . .must be the germs.
Goldar: Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away
If you can use, some exotic booze
There's a bar in far Bombay
Come fly with me, we'll fly we'll fly away
Zedd: Shut up! Why is my parachute near all of yours?!
Eric: Come fly with me, let's float down to Peru
In lama land, there's a one man band
And he'll toot his flute for you
Come fly with me, we'll float down in the blue
Zedd: I need some kind of breeze!!!
Rito: Once I get you up there, where the air is rarefied
We'll just glide, starry eyed
Once I get you up there, I'll be holding you so near (grabs Zedd)
Zedd: Get off me!!
Rito: You may here, angels cheer - because were together
Zedd: Rita help me!
Rita: Ha ha ha not a chance Zeddy! (Lands)
Zedd: (blows air to try to get some sort of breeze started) Ahhh!! BREEZE! I need a breeze.
Merrick: Weather wise it's such a lovely day
You just say the words, and we'll beat the birds
Down to Acapulco Bay
It's perfect, for a flying honeymoon - they say
All four: Come fly with me, let's fly let's fly away (lands)
Zedd: Why do I always get stuck with the most annoying travel arrangements?!
Alphas: What the hell?!
Alpha 6: Well I think that's everyone. (counts to make sure)
Alpha 5: No wait, where are Cole and Maya?
Wes: I think they are coming now!
(Everyone looks up and just as the Alphas do. . .)
Alphas: OW! WHAT THE HELL?!
Alpha 5: Why are there rocks attached to Cole and Maya's chutes?!
Alpha 6: Hey there's a message. (Opens paper and reads)
I've decided that Red Lion needs me too much. (He is looking kind of sad lately.) Plus I love him! So to everyone else, good luck and come visit me up here with Red Lion. . .and Maya! Animarium rules!
Love, Cole
Alpha 5: Whatever, I don't care. The less people the better.
Alpha 6: I guess we don't have to do competition today then.
Kat: Good parachuting was enough.
Jen: You mean I risked my life getting down here for nothing?! Wes you are so dead. . .
Wes: Ah!
Eric: Wait a minute! There are only five teams still here.
Alpha 6: So?
Merrick: We can't be the best six rangers if there are only five teams.
Eric: And now we do not even rhyme!
Merrick: This is not good. Huddle up Eric.
Eric and Merrick: BREAK!
Eric: All we wanted to do in the race,
Merrick: Was finish in sixth place.
Eric: We didn't care about money.
Merrick: This is so not funny.
Eric: We were rangers number 6 not 5,
Merrick: And now our dream is no longer alive.
Eric: So now we will no longer race, it's over, it's dead.
Merrick: Instead we will tag along, cheering for Rita and Zedd!
Rito and Goldar: Alright! Cool!
Zedd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Alpha 5: Whatever, I need to go fix the DENT I NOW HAVE IN MY HEAD!
End show.